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Date Posted: 18/05/06 12:16pm
Author: Sedgwick Beezwax Snr
Subject: Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone
In reply to:
C.R.A.C.K.E.D. & M.A.D. International
's message,
"Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone" on
18/05/06 1:39am
I represent the UK Branch for The Royal National Society For
Ex-Aeroplane Impersonators *(A.R.G.O.N). I hope you don`t think i`m poking my nose in but I think I can help with the sad predicament you find yourselves in. In 1968 we were in a joint-intelligence operation with Air Turkey which climaxed in one Steven Jeffries being shot down over Ankora airport. Mr Jeffries was suffering from a rare form of "Aircraft Impersonation Disorder" (A.I.D.) to such an extent that eventually, and much to everyone`s shock and horror at the time, caused him to metamorphosise occasionally into a WW2 Lancaster B Bomber. Based on our dreadful experiences at the time I am of the humble opinion that Mr Edward Franks Kelsone has the same affliction and I would like to offer my services to help locate him and shoot him out of the sky. I must pre-warn you that if you decide to take this highly recommended course of action you may be liable to a fine of at least £500,000 or a term of not less than 15 years inprisonment or both. The above penalities can and will be handed down by the Turkish Government and can be increased without warning or written notice. Based on the above facts if you would be interested in us joining forces together to rid the airways of this menace please reply at your soonest and I will set things in motion namely by getting my secretary Jim to set-up a draft contract for your very kind perusal.
* A.R.G.O.N. is a bogus "decoy" anagram as we are an ultra secretive organization.
Sincerely
Sedgwick Beezwax Snr AKA Studwick Stipple Jnr
(C)
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Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone -- Inspector Dunnit,
19/05/06 5:12am
Mr Beezwax Snr,
I thank your for your kind offer.
To avoid the inconvenience of a Turkish prison, would it be possible to conduct this operation in another country?
Insp. Dunnit
>I represent the UK Branch for The Royal National
>Society For
>Ex-Aeroplane Impersonators *(A.R.G.O.N). I hope you
>don`t think i`m poking my nose in but I think I can
>help with the sad predicament you find yourselves in.
>In 1968 we were in a joint-intelligence operation with
>Air Turkey which climaxed in one Steven Jeffries being
>shot down over Ankora airport. Mr Jeffries was
>suffering from a rare form of "Aircraft Impersonation
>Disorder" (A.I.D.) to such an extent that eventually,
>and much to everyone`s shock and horror at the time,
>caused him to metamorphosise occasionally into a WW2
>Lancaster B Bomber. Based on our dreadful experiences
>at the time I am of the humble opinion that Mr Edward
>Franks Kelsone has the same affliction and I would
>like to offer my services to help locate him and shoot
>him out of the sky. I must pre-warn you that if you
>decide to take this highly recommended course of
>action you may be liable to a fine of at least
>£500,000 or a term of not less than 15 years
>inprisonment or both. The above penalities can and
>will be handed down by the Turkish Government and can
>be increased without warning or written notice. Based
>on the above facts if you would be interested in us
>joining forces together to rid the airways of this
>menace please reply at your soonest and I will set
>things in motion namely by getting my secretary Jim to
>set-up a draft contract for your very kind perusal.
>* A.R.G.O.N. is a bogus "decoy" anagram as we are an
>ultra secretive organization.
>Sincerely
>Sedgwick Beezwax Snr AKA Studwick Stipple Jnr
>(C)
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