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Date Posted: 19/05/06 5:12am
Author: Inspector Dunnit
Subject: Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone
In reply to: Sedgwick Beezwax Snr 's message, "Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone" on 18/05/06 12:16pm

Mr Beezwax Snr,

I thank your for your kind offer.

To avoid the inconvenience of a Turkish prison, would it be possible to conduct this operation in another country?

Insp. Dunnit

>I represent the UK Branch for The Royal National
>Society For
>Ex-Aeroplane Impersonators *(A.R.G.O.N). I hope you
>don`t think i`m poking my nose in but I think I can
>help with the sad predicament you find yourselves in.
>In 1968 we were in a joint-intelligence operation with
>Air Turkey which climaxed in one Steven Jeffries being
>shot down over Ankora airport. Mr Jeffries was
>suffering from a rare form of "Aircraft Impersonation
>Disorder" (A.I.D.) to such an extent that eventually,
>and much to everyone`s shock and horror at the time,
>caused him to metamorphosise occasionally into a WW2
>Lancaster B Bomber. Based on our dreadful experiences
>at the time I am of the humble opinion that Mr Edward
>Franks Kelsone has the same affliction and I would
>like to offer my services to help locate him and shoot
>him out of the sky. I must pre-warn you that if you
>decide to take this highly recommended course of
>action you may be liable to a fine of at least
>�500,000 or a term of not less than 15 years
>inprisonment or both. The above penalities can and
>will be handed down by the Turkish Government and can
>be increased without warning or written notice. Based
>on the above facts if you would be interested in us
>joining forces together to rid the airways of this
>menace please reply at your soonest and I will set
>things in motion namely by getting my secretary Jim to
>set-up a draft contract for your very kind perusal.
>* A.R.G.O.N. is a bogus "decoy" anagram as we are an
>ultra secretive organization.
>Sincerely
>Sedgwick Beezwax Snr AKA Studwick Stipple Jnr
>(C)

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