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Date Posted: 2/06/06 7:34am
Author: Electric Goats Ltd.
Subject: Re: Vacuum Cleaner
In reply to:
Vacuum Cleaner
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"Vacuum Cleaner" on
31/05/06 10:45pm
Large surplus of electric goats, wholesale prices, no resonable offers refused. Discount on orders over 500.
Also a small quantity of methanol powered gophers and moles.
Misc: One of a kind
1- Walrus MK3 (plutonium powered) needs new fuel rods.
2- MK7 Penguin w/antiaircraft misile capability, condition poor.
3- Dachshund with uncanny burrowing prowess, 3.5 Years old with a 120 foot warraAnty or 6 months.
Electric Goats Ltd.
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Re: Vacuum Cleaner -- Meat Free Chicken Casserole,
2/06/06 9:47am
Give me a dozen.
Never know when you'll need one. Just the other day I was lying under the car, when I saw a small fault in the engine. I said to myself, "if I had an electric goat on hand I could fix that right now".
Just the other day I was spray painting my camel, in preparation for a trip to the supermarket, when I noticed that his breast implants were causing discomfort. Once again I thought "if only I had an electric goat".
So there you go, you never know when you'll need them.
MFCC
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>Large surplus of electric goats, wholesale prices, no
>resonable offers refused. Discount on orders over 500.
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>Also a small quantity of methanol powered gophers and
>moles.
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>Misc: One of a kind
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>1- Walrus MK3 (plutonium powered) needs new fuel rods.
>2- MK7 Penguin w/antiaircraft misile capability,
>condition poor.
>3- Dachshund with uncanny burrowing prowess, 3.5 Years
>old with a 120 foot warraAnty or 6 months.
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>Electric Goats Ltd.
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Re: Vacuum Cleaner -- Electric Goats Ltd,
2/06/06 11:47am
My good sir,
Of course I will dispatch your electric goat’s straight away, as an added bonus I am going to give you Two Dozen Electric Goats, of course your a savvy fellow and you realize how easily an Electric Goat can fix a faulty motorcar or a camel in the wink of an eye or as they used to say in the "old country" a shake of a lambs tail.
I must caution you however as during shipment the goats often become disoriented and will eat the first thing they see. I would advise you to lay in a supply of Ewes and don’t expect any survivors, it’s a small price to pay for owning the first generation of solar powered goats. Keep em’ fed and they should provide years of service *.
* service depends on the goats mood, no written or implied warranty.
Electric Goats Ltd
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Re: Vacuum Cleaner -- Royal British Motorcar Society, 2/06/06 12:06pm
On behalf of the Royal British Motorcar Society, I must say the use of electric Goats gets ours! Welding used to be by proscribed formulas, one ale one weld? Or at least an electric eel , no goats for Leyland Motors no sir.
Seems we have reached a new low by using electrolytic goats instead of the tried and true eel process,
Royal British Motorcar Society
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Re: Vacuum Cleaner -- Major Bloodshot Gwallopy, 3/06/06 8:43am
How dare you sir!
I will not stand for this impudence!
This matter cannot go unchallenged!
We must meet at midnight on the common with pistols drawn!
I demand satisfaction!
I would go on, but I am running out of exclamations!
MBG
>On behalf of the Royal British Motorcar Society, I
>must say the use of electric Goats gets ours! Welding
>used to be by proscribed formulas, one ale one weld?
>Or at least an electric eel , no goats for Leyland
>Motors no sir.
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>Seems we have reached a new low by using electrolytic
>goats instead of the tried and true eel process,
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>Royal British Motorcar Society
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