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Date Posted: 2/06/06 9:47am
Author: Meat Free Chicken Casserole
Subject: Re: Vacuum Cleaner
In reply to: Electric Goats Ltd. 's message, "Re: Vacuum Cleaner" on 2/06/06 7:34am


Give me a dozen.

Never know when you'll need one. Just the other day I was lying under the car, when I saw a small fault in the engine. I said to myself, "if I had an electric goat on hand I could fix that right now".

Just the other day I was spray painting my camel, in preparation for a trip to the supermarket, when I noticed that his breast implants were causing discomfort. Once again I thought "if only I had an electric goat".

So there you go, you never know when you'll need them.

MFCC

>
>
>Large surplus of electric goats, wholesale prices, no
>resonable offers refused. Discount on orders over 500.
>
>Also a small quantity of methanol powered gophers and
>moles.
>
>Misc: One of a kind
>
>1- Walrus MK3 (plutonium powered) needs new fuel rods.
>2- MK7 Penguin w/antiaircraft misile capability,
>condition poor.
>3- Dachshund with uncanny burrowing prowess, 3.5 Years
>old with a 120 foot warraAnty or 6 months.
>
>Electric Goats Ltd.

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[> [> [> Re: Vacuum Cleaner -- Electric Goats Ltd, 2/06/06 11:47am

My good sir,

Of course I will dispatch your electric goat’s straight away, as an added bonus I am going to give you Two Dozen Electric Goats, of course your a savvy fellow and you realize how easily an Electric Goat can fix a faulty motorcar or a camel in the wink of an eye or as they used to say in the "old country" a shake of a lambs tail.

I must caution you however as during shipment the goats often become disoriented and will eat the first thing they see. I would advise you to lay in a supply of Ewes and don’t expect any survivors, it’s a small price to pay for owning the first generation of solar powered goats. Keep em’ fed and they should provide years of service *.



* service depends on the goats mood, no written or implied warranty.

Electric Goats Ltd


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[> [> [> [> Re: Vacuum Cleaner -- Royal British Motorcar Society, 2/06/06 12:06pm

On behalf of the Royal British Motorcar Society, I must say the use of electric Goats gets ours! Welding used to be by proscribed formulas, one ale one weld? Or at least an electric eel , no goats for Leyland Motors no sir.

Seems we have reached a new low by using electrolytic goats instead of the tried and true eel process,


Royal British Motorcar Society


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Vacuum Cleaner -- Major Bloodshot Gwallopy, 3/06/06 8:43am

How dare you sir!

I will not stand for this impudence!

This matter cannot go unchallenged!

We must meet at midnight on the common with pistols drawn!

I demand satisfaction!

I would go on, but I am running out of exclamations!

MBG

>On behalf of the Royal British Motorcar Society, I
>must say the use of electric Goats gets ours! Welding
>used to be by proscribed formulas, one ale one weld?
>Or at least an electric eel , no goats for Leyland
>Motors no sir.
>
>Seems we have reached a new low by using electrolytic
>goats instead of the tried and true eel process,
>
>
>Royal British Motorcar Society


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