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Date Posted: 16:54:34 09/16/14 Tue
Author: Fay in Australia
Subject: OT Wednesday's joke

Husband�s Text To Wife: Darling, I�ve been hit by a car outside the office. Wanda brought me to the hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head was very strong but fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot.
Wife�s Response: Who�s Wanda?

Selling my stuff if I die
The older you are and the longer you have been married the funnier this is.
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quite and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, �When I die I want you to sell all my stuff immediately.�
�Now why would you want me to do something like that? She asked.
�I figure a women as fine as yourself eventually would.� remarry and I don�t want some other jerk using my stuff.
She looked at me intently and said: �What makes you think I�d marry another jerk?�

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[> Re: OT Wednesday's joke -- donna in nc, 04:47:11 09/17/14 Wed [1]

lol those are too funny

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