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Date Posted: 19:17:38 07/30/14 Wed
Author: Fay in Australia
Subject: OT Jokes

I need some short jokes for a newsletter, so if anyone has any I would be grateful. I will share one
Fay
Passengers at an American airport were amazed at how calm a baggage handler stayed, as a traveller ranted and raved at him. The next customer in line marvelled at his patience and professionalism. �How do you keep smiling?� he asked.
�Its easy,� replied the baggage handler, he�s going to Denver, but his bags are going to Detroit�

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[> Re: OT Jokes -- Mother Hen <><, 11:33:27 08/04/14 Mon [1]

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.

She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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