- Tits Video -- Backroom Benson, 18:19:40 12/02/03 Tue
The full 'Tits' video is now available for download as an avi file. It's a big 24 Mb but well worth the wait. Go to 'news' or 'noise' page for link. Probably best to right click link and select 'Save target as' option. Enjoy.
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- fuckin alright -- bigbadad, 18:12:30 11/28/03 Fri
Fuckin alright at the garage last night.
xx
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- look for zane manasco -- gilly, 13:02:24 11/27/03 Thu
hi zany its me
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- alright guys? -- joe, 16:57:16 11/26/03 Wed
hey benson it's joe from leeds here. just thought i'd post so you have my e-mail address. i take it you found your way back to the hire car ok?
since you didn't leave a mess you're welcome back anytime
joe
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- TJ's Newport -- Tom, 13:51:24 11/25/03 Tue
Although not many people there, still an awsome gig! Excellent stuff! C YA again soon
Tom (Ali's Mate)
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- Sheffield fuzztival -- Lindsay, 21:54:03 11/23/03 Sun
Hi, saw you guys for the first time the other week, after a strange incident with one of your crew taking my photo?!
I was a little tipsy, so i have no idea what that was in aid of! Just read some of the site, didn't realise you were local (i'm from Chesterfield too!).
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- aberdeen Nov 20th -- andy smith (terminal.x), 08:22:45 11/21/03 Fri
just like to tell you guys ,i got out of hospital this morning.After the poor turn out earlier in the year i had spent about a month rounding up as many faces as i could.we all met got charged and fueled up and set of on our march to go and see the mighty ten benson.the next i knew i was reading a ticket on the door saying sorry -the show is cancelled.i remember that bit the rest is pretty fague - don't worry about me -i'm only bruised and its a great story to tell my kids if i ever manage to have any.anyway all the best with the rest of the tour.
andy smith (terminal.x)spreading the word.
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- WELL WORTH 5YR WAIT!! --
NEIL, 14:32:15 11/22/03 Sat
Hey guys awesome hull gig! It was, shall we say...intimate! But you rocked as if the place was stacked out. Hopefully your tour with The D***ness will mean that never happens again, it was great to meet you all!
Good luck with the rest of the tour fellas!
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- Hull Gig -- aphex, 19:12:35 11/19/03 Wed
Great gig last night guys, first time I'd seen you live and it lived up to all expectations!
Pity more people didn't turn up though... Nevermind, you still rocked.
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- Gigs in Denmark -- Anders Cold, 11:29:44 11/19/03 Wed
Hey lads!
Just got a hold of Hiss after having almost worn my copy of 6 Fingers.. totally down! Marvellous... Anyways, I'm stuck in rainy Denmark, and I was wondering when you're comin' to play here! Seriously, we have some kickass rawk bands here (Necromantics, The Raveonettes, Tremolo Beer Gut, Baby Woodrose etc.), but my life just wouldn't be complete without hearing you guys live.
Maybe on the next Roskilde Festival? Seriously, you could rock the Arena stage harder than most of the sissies that come to play there. Iron Maiden? Machine Head? Slayer? baaah...
Anyways, love ya gadges. keepitup.
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- Eurieka -- Phil Langton, 18:51:45 10/20/03 Mon
Hello boys. Hope you are all well.
I feel I must apologise for my absence over the past few months but me and the lads have been hard at work in our laboratory of rock trying to invent new ways to improve our enjoyment of the Benson. I am happy to announce that at last we have come up with something rather special. So, even though you are not coming to see me in Bristol in November (Dr Harry was not pleased) here is my gift to you and the rest of the disciples.
For this experiment you will need:
2 stereos.
Satan Kidney Pie, two copies thereof.
Homemade scrumpy, as much as you can lay your hands on.
1 friend (I realise that this may be a problem for some of you but any old tramp will do).
Position the 2 stereos in adjacent rooms with Satan Kidney Pie in each. Next (and this is the hard part) start both CDs a fraction of a second after one another. Now sit baack with a glass a scrumpy and marvel at the results. If you time it right, you will experience TB on a whole new level.
Dark Forces and Tits sound particularly good.
It should be noted that the scrumpy enhances the experience but anything that kills brain cells will do.
There. Don't say I never do anything for you. If we have anymore revelations, I will let you know
Yours, Dr Phil Langton MD.
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- You are a grait band.....eh yeah -- Geirhardur (its an originaly german name), 15:45:32 11/16/03 Sun
Yeah eh I'm from iceland and my friend found hiss in some underground record store at the royal price of 300 kr. which is about 3 pund. he just bougth it caus it waz cheap but then it turned out to be a grait album and I am very sad that the other cd's are not getteble hear at this stone cold islend of mine.
please write me back and please come to iceland caus that would be some very grait shit.
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- Do you want to play a halloween gig? -- caroline, 12:54:49 09/30/03 Tue
HELLO,
we'd very much like for Ten Benson to play the Smelly Ball at the arts cafe on halloween.. would you guys be up for it? The smelly ball is a very stupid event with a giant robot, a raffle (which pays YOUR fee) & last month we had a dalek destroy a bouncy castle made of balloons. We only have the FINEST bands on so please get in contact. http://www.leperisland.co.uk/smellyball (ignore lineup for this month, just filler at the moment)
All the best,
Caroline
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- 2nd support at Birmingham Academy -- Sash the Smash, 21:19:43 11/08/03 Sat
Hi Chris, it's Sasha from The Mobsters. We were speaking to Mark ( who just did your tits video) and he said he gave you our cd. I know that you've already sorted your support for the tour but I was wondering if we could play as your 2nd support at the Birmingham Academy, we've done a support slot there before with King Adora so we thought it'd be really cool to play with you geezers. Send us an e-mail or call 07815 897750. Looking forward to hearing from you
Sash the Smashxxx
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- bass -- miles the 4th ripton, 01:18:36 11/06/03 Thu
hi gents. i talked to you at the boat race (cambridge) last year and you told me that when you started playing stadiums, i could come and play bass for you. ive got me own guitar and everything.and a beard if that helps.
now you can contact me i hope the panics over. hope to see you again soon.
miles
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- TEN BENSON HEADLINE UEA NORWICH - 16 NOV -- Kip Legend, 17:06:20 11/02/03 Sun
For all the East Anglian fans of the Benson, Sneaking Fog in conjunction with Deviant Society at UEA have booked the Benson and confirmed the following gig:
SUNDAY 16TH NOVEMBER
UEA LCR, NORWICH
TEN BENSON
SNEAKING FOG
And many many more...
All Day Event 11am - 11pm
£5 Entry
Get your lazy bony arse down there and appreciate the good times. Have a good time. All the time.
www.sneakingfog.com
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- Ten Benson @ LSE -- Grant, 11:34:15 10/29/03 Wed
Hi!
I'm the live music promoter at LSE (London School of Economics) and I'm looking to book you guys for maybe lat December or January????
Please email me at shockingbluemusic@hotmail.com
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- paul dj slot - central london - 28 oct -- mystic bob, 16:58:38 10/27/03 Mon
paul is dj'ing at panic, tues 28 oct. the club is at the office, rathbone place, just off oxford st, w1.
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- impossible to find cd, also newcastle dates (uk) -- mik ward, 16:49:44 10/24/03 Fri
SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST BE ABLE TO HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am searching in vain 4 that elusive MYSTERY MAN (EP).but needs for cd copy. Is there such a thing? Newcastle upon tyne gig... is this likley? soon. Bring it on
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- Garage show -- Nebraska, 20:35:23 10/20/03 Mon
hey guys, don't wanna sound despertate but giss that support at the london garage...you fucks.
seriously tho, 'twould be greatly appreciated and we'd bring a bunch o' people.
lovin' the BENSON
Nebraska xxxxx
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- gig at the archway -- chris, 16:58:46 08/22/03 Fri
great gig at the archway last night ....the boys rocked !
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- Me being a fool and mail order... -- Miriam, 14:12:25 10/09/03 Thu
Hullo!
Due to me being a bit asleep and someone taking the piss when they labelled one of my tapes, I sent you an order form and a postal order to "Ted" Benson about two weeks ago. Sorry!
Did you get it? Was it bankable? Or am I now doomed to live without Satan Kidney Pie and Hiss because I can't manage to spell your name properly?
If that's the case, let me know, I'll attempt the process again when I'm slightly more awake.
(Oh, and come play in Manchester sometime ;) )
x
Miriam
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- Darkness Support -- S, 13:28:18 10/13/03 Mon
Hey, rumour has it the benson will be supporting the Darkness again on the Decemner tour- can anyone confirm???
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- when the fuck are ye coming to ireland?!!!!!! -- jenny, 18:18:44 09/06/03 Sat
can anybody enlighten me on when ten benson are coming to ireland? saw them in the archway tavern and am dying to see them again!!!
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- Gigs -- Kano, 14:14:50 10/08/03 Wed
Just got my tickets for the Nov 19 gig at King Tuts in Glasgow. How come no word on the site, or via the messenger? Missed out on the tour with The Darkness cos of this very problem!
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- bubbles and whistles -- zac, 19:27:25 09/27/03 Sat
my rock cottage is in Bath uk. i have a band, scruff
lives next door. the guitar man.
. i play bass,
, i play
stupid, i love you guys. i read your interview in chicgo
newpaper yesterday.
nice . email me . give me your
home address , im an artist, i eat cat food and piss in
the sink. piss u off.no. get pissed off.no. piss off.no.
if we
did cover's id do your song.you can take the royality
when we're christmas no' one on top of the pop's.
i'ii came over your's and paint your toe nails.
ok lots of love forever zac female, god, 29 until november.
and great...like you, but u know that anyway. love all,
get pissed and die.
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- so long... -- fi, 18:39:16 09/15/03 Mon
well, i'm off to Italy for a year - it's a hard life but somebody's got to do these things... so ciao to Benson and Bensonites alike... catch you all in a year hopefully
Fi.xxx
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- The watchful ear of kindly cousin Gram. -- Kindly Cousin Gram, 00:28:04 08/23/03 Sat
Has anyone else noticed that Mark n Lard are currently using an excerpt of Mystery man as the musical link for their new quiz, tentatively titled.....Yes, you guessed it....Mystery Man!!! It sounds great and they've promised that they'll give the full track an airing sometime soon!! Still think it would be better if they played tits (esp. the scissorkicks version - anyone else heard that yet?), not that I ever listen to their show, its just that the radio is fucked in Gram's techno Volvo and its jammed on radio 1...the dog was sick on my homework...sorry miss, my mam thought it was rubbish and threw it out the back for the birds...blah blah blah!!!
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- Guitar mAgazin -- Ty Mitchel, 07:04:17 09/08/03 Mon
Ten Bensno are on page 8 of this months guitar maggazine (september 03) vol 14 no 5!
it has the darkness on front!
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- Johnny get in touch! -- McDeath42, 00:06:22 09/10/03 Wed
Need to sort out that smoker in good time, bro. Chris has my contact details so make that call, you know you wanna . . . . :[ Love McD.
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- TB Photos -- tiina, 10:50:02 09/05/03 Fri
me again! am trying to track down the photographer who shot the Benson at the Archway Tavern as would like to meet him (er hem !!) and also want a good shot of TB for my bedroom.
anyone know him or which mag, if any, he was shooting for.
big reward for finding him! (well a drink at least)
Tiina xx
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- Ten Benson Pictures -- CHICANO, 21:21:49 08/27/03 Wed
See this page for photos from the awesome Archway Tavern gig earlier this month. And have a look at this to see Ten Benson as you've never seen them before....
CHICANO are playing St. Moritz on the 10th of September... don't call it a comeback.
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- Horse -- Christian, 12:03:08 08/29/03 Fri
Horse-racing is good. Won £60 yesterday - take up betting kids. IT PAYS TO BET!
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- PAUL IS A TOP DJ -- Minxy McNaughty, 15:08:23 09/01/03 Mon
Join the knees up, Unemployable Welsh Scum are back at Pop Of The Tops this Tuesday 2nd September. Come down it's a mad rock n roll place, the bands are great, the booze is cheap, the transport is easy (zone 2) and it's free to get in -
http://get-me.to/popofthetops
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- wers me cap -- n. oxide, 13:51:53 09/01/03 Mon
i ordered a stylish and revolutionary black trucker cap off this site 'bout a month ago and itt snot here yet
word up
...email me if you know whats going on please...
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- panning out -- music tourist board, 12:49:23 08/19/03 Tue
so anyway, had our first music tourist board meeting at london paradise last night, great crowd, posse of house of rock / unemployable welsh scum, top open mic entertainment and the Zammitmeister left with a frying pan...
anybody at dirty sounds on thursday?
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- Zammits Old Man -- Avi, 11:17:36 08/01/03 Fri
hello zammit boy!!! remeber me,harvey?we played together in a crap band called 'sworn to silence' i bumped into your dad down the council tip the other day,i guess he was getting rid of all your copies of razzle,massive jugs and chunky asses!Anyways,just a little note to say hi and good luck with 20 lamberts!Ive heard some of the song,very good,hope you lads rule the world and stuff.if u ever near a pc gimme an email,and if you really wanna laugh check out my tunes at http://www.mp3.com/cybertooth its my own music and its fuckin awful!muwhahaha
laterz man
P E A C E
avi xxxx
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- perk-a-me up technology -- hampton alton towers, 20:50:49 08/25/03 Mon
i just woke up drunk. and self pittying. but after using "perk-a-me up technology" i feel ready to take on the day!! thanks horace!! you're a belt!!!x
http://www.usats.com/dale/thecars/audio/you_might_think.mid
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- venue the archway london -- maz, 23:27:48 06/05/03 Thu
Hi guys my name is Maz i promote a venue (wed,thu, fri, sat, sun nights) in North London called the Archway. The venue has a 10k pa rig, 24 trk mixing desk, full rack effects, monitors, sure head mics, stands, stage, pro lighting rig & a capacity for 250 people.
If you are interested in playing the venue could you send me a demo, to:
The Archway Tavern
Archway
London
N8 9JY
tel 020 8374 1585
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- crouching with donnie hoskirk -- jamie 'i like boats', 14:12:54 08/14/03 Thu
oh! oh! Oh!
cunto
see you in the crouch you manic wannabe
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- Benson geetar info -- peapod, 13:43:29 07/22/03 Tue
anyone got any idea where I can get some Benson guitar chords on t'internet? No tab, I' can't read that stuff yet.
Cheers all...
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- Reading -- peapod, 11:03:50 08/05/03 Tue
i won Reading tickets on radio 1 last night. Quick, anyone reccomend any hard-rocking bands to check out? I'm fucked without the Benson, you know?
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- Nice one Cyril -- Cliven, 10:50:25 08/02/03 Sat
Benson Boys!
Hello from Bowlrider chaps.
Love the danger of deaf t-shirts dudes
slightly reminiscent of another t-shirt I once saw.....
Hope you all having fun,
let's get together again men.
Didn't see you in at the Supesuckers in Camden the other night, where yo at?
Love ya
Clivenhauser Bowlrider
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- Power of the thong!! -- Gram Canyon, 14:31:27 07/06/03 Sun
What's the crack, doesn't anyone ever post here any more?
Well I just thought I'd drop you a note and thank you for the TB thong, it played no small part in winning my lady back!! Its all good!! The TB underwear range carries a strange spiritual power, and I for one can't wait to get my hands on a TB jockstrap!!
Hope the little jaunt to the states went canny for you and I guess I'll see y'all if you come up to Newcastle in september, give me a bell when its definite and I'll deal with the posters/flyering/magazine coverage if you need me to!!!!
Kindly Cousin Gram.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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- Upcoming London gigs? -- Dulcie, 16:54:53 06/26/03 Thu
Gutted I missed the Garage gig - got any more planned for London?
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- CRAZY ROCK BEASTS -- Fuzza Buzza, 09:20:28 07/16/03 Wed
CLUB CHUBBIE TUES 12TH AUGUST
THE FRIDGE BAR BRIXTON
THE BRAIN OF MORBIUS-THE MAN FROM URANUS-UM
Dj Dolomite and big jim
Unemployable welsh scum a plenty
£3.00 unitl 2.00am
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- TERMINAL X IN ABERDEEN -- ANDY X, 12:47:28 07/08/03 Tue
HI GUYS,
HOPE YOU'VE BLOWING THE STATES AWAY.I'VE GOT A CD HEAR FOR YOU I PROMISED TO SEND TO THE CLAW,I'VE BEEN MOVING HOUSE SO EVERYTHING IS UP IN THE AIR.I ALSO MANAGED TO TRACK DOWN THE FATHER WHO WAS VIDEOING YOUR SHOW IN LAVA-ABERDEEN.HE ONLY ACTUALLY GOT 2 FULL SONGS BEFORE HE RAN OUT OF BATTERIES.BUT WITH MINIMAL PERSUSIAN I MANAGED TO GET A COPY.SO IF YOU LIKE I'LL SEND THAT ALSO.
ALL THE BEST -HOPE TO SEE YOU BACK IN THE GRANITE CITY.
TASTES BETTER THAN MEAT-ANDY X.
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- US -- dok, 14:32:51 07/07/03 Mon
I hope all is well in the land of US. Bring back a GMburger for me.
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- Where's me wife gone -- grammus canyoné, 13:17:04 02/18/03 Tue
Has anyone seen me missus, I last saw here in here straddling a border collie!!!!!!?????????
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- The Big Apple, The Mighty Benson -- Minxy, 12:13:56 06/25/03 Wed
Thursday and Saturday gigs
was looking for more info at http://www.jetsetrecords.com/
I'm sure the boys will rock da Noo Yoik place!
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- he guys -- Ty, 10:04:17 06/27/03 Fri
hey guys! I am in gatwickj airport! goin 2 teneriffe for a week! i gotta go thru security in a mikn! hope the y dont take my townie beat stix off me!
lol
spk soon!
tyx
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- nocturnal ramblings -- The Sociable Hermit, 23:03:36 06/26/03 Thu
For an enhanced Benson listening experience, try a bottle of Calvet Reserve plus Amitriptyline tablets. Seems to do the job.
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- Cool shit benson boys -- Strugglers Bitches, 12:57:40 06/08/03 Sun
Loved u guys at the fleece and firkin in Bristol. U rocked and bacon rolled. Tonight Matthew im going to be a rock star!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Ten Benson in NY -- Peter (drummer ex-Militant), 23:18:47 06/17/03 Tue
I was informed by a little Bison in Newport, Wales, that Ten Benson is playing New York this month. Pls tell me when and where.
The Drummer formerly known as PCP
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- Aw, shucks!! -- All @ Camp Benson, 13:51:50 06/20/03 Fri
Thanks to everyone who came out to see us on our jaunt round the country!! We had a beauty, hope you did too.But you ain't seen nuthin' yet. Watch this space over the coming months, when we announce our countrywide unleashing of the Benson SHOW, West End style! A heartwarming musical story of depravity, with plenty of snazz to keep your Grandmas quiet for an hour or two. So bring 'em along.
See you there.
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- Liverpool Barfly -- Sakura, 17:46:44 06/19/03 Thu
Brilliant Gig!!!
Thanks for being cooperative while i took photos.
Have a look at www.gigwise.com
for review and pics
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- the bensons -- the dark forceful guy with big hair, 16:13:18 06/17/03 Tue
i would just personally like to congratulate and thank ten benson on a superb jig at the jug of ale last night.dark forces is probably the best song ive ever seen performed live.sent shivers right up my rectum.thank u again and im also now chucking out my wardrobe and poppin down the flea market to but 3 string vests for £1.50
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- Ten Benson at the Garage -- Shagster, 10:52:50 06/17/03 Tue
Just had to congratulate you guys on another top notch gig thursday night.
Dark Forces great opener and new album excellent.
Come on you Benson.
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- Good gig -- dok, 17:46:39 06/16/03 Mon
Fookin' ace gig boyz at the garage last week. I wasn't sure how I was going to hack spending a night through fourbands in the garage on £1... But money didn't matter as the benson took the stage and proceeded to rock like Thor in a Temper. Good gig, nice bums.
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- America? -- Chadly con Queso, 16:20:56 06/16/03 Mon
Are the boys planning on visiting the United States? If so, could someone please tell them they must see Austin, Texas???
WE NEED TEN BENSON!!!! Come Rock our balls off!!!
-Chadly con Q
http://www.crazewire.com
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- Unemployable Welsh Scum -- Minxy McNaughty, 17:23:06 06/13/03 Fri
hiya earthlings!
WHO WAS ASKING WHEN PAUL WAS DJ-ING AGAIN?
Well, the day after the Benson tour, come on down to London's rock n roll republic for a night of debauchery at Pop Of The Tops with Unemployable Welsh Scum bringing the noise (get there early and see Special Needs jump up and down on each other) it's free in and the booze is cheap as chips (literally) - see for yrself at
http://get-me.to/popofthetops
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- Liverpool's shame -- Dan, 10:45:10 06/16/03 Mon
I just wanted to apologise to the Benson for the awful turnout in Liverpool last week. Still fucking rocked though. Cheers.
Dan
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- Hacksaw in the Smoke -- Roy D Hacksaw, 15:41:42 06/13/03 Fri
For all Bensonians who happen to be in London June 28th, a band for who they find much favour, Bristol's geriatric two-piece punk rock act Hacksaw, are playing The 12 Bar Club on Denmark Street, right near that Tottenham Court Road tube station.
You'll be very welcome - especially if you chuck your Ten Benson pants at us. (Cos we'll return them for a nice pair of Hacksaw undergrollies!)
Shameless slut plug overwith,
Roy D Hacksaw
www.hacksaw.org.uk
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- MILTON KEYNES CANCELLED!! -- Count von Benson, 13:05:50 06/11/03 Wed
Apologies to anyone concerned, but the Milton keynes show has been pulled due to circumstances beyond our cuntrol.
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- T Wells -- Sharon, 16:54:22 06/08/03 Sun
Tunbridge Wells gig was great guys! Nice to see you again Paul, and also to meet your cousin (whose name I have forgotten even though I was sober....SORRY, must be getting old!). Hope to see you again soon. The new album is FAB!!!! Sharon.
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- Milton Keynes Awaits TB ! -- TAFF, 23:44:03 06/10/03 Tue
YYYYYYYEAHHHH!
Me and me mate Craig can't fuckin' wait!
we been ten benson from the start!!!!
We'll be bangin our eads like cunts!
aaaaaaawwwwwwwwicked!!!!!!!!
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- Reading?Leeds? -- Marriott, 13:24:22 06/09/03 Mon
If you play Leeds Reading i'll send you a couple of packets of prawn cocktail wotsits and maybe throw in some cans of special brew. Go on... Go on... Oh go on. (please)... Will be buying new album today....( if they have it in shops ) Benson to rule the world....
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- CDs ordered -- Chris Colyer, 13:15:17 06/09/03 Mon
Hi guys, i ordered your two CDs about a month and half ago. I don't mind waiting but i have noticed the cheque hasn't been paid in yet as well. I sent a letter just to make sure you actuall recieved the order and cheque but i haven't had any reply. Can someone let me know if you did get it and if I am still getting the CDs. Love the band, you rocked when i saw you in Bristol supporting the Darkness!
my e-mail is: c_colyer@hotmail.com
adress if you need it as a kind of reference for me:
6 sawyers close
Wraxall
Bristol
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- Well(s) rocked last night -- Capt. Cheeseburger, 11:19:38 06/08/03 Sun
No surprises that the Venue in Tunbridge Wells was rocked last night. One of the support bands was cool too (ipika?). Have one complaint though why do the the girls get knickers and no y-fronts for the fellas?!
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- MASQUE THEATRE LIVERPOOL -- STEVE HUGHES, 15:18:31 06/07/03 Sat
Hello Ten Benson
It will be great to see you back in Liverpool next Tuesday, it's been too long ! The last time you were here was supporting the great man (Joe Strummer) at the Royal Court in 2000, I think.
Don't know if you are aware but you get top billing in the Guardian (North) Guide in the Music Rock & Pop Pick of the Week! Above such luminaries such as Kevin Ayers, Cosmic Rough Riders and Paul Weller!! Real fame at last eh boys.
See ya Tuesday - hope the tour is going well.
Steve
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- tunbridge wells later on -- Ty, 04:34:15 06/07/03 Sat
hey guys!
what time am i supposed to be at the gig tomoz?
plz can u email me / reply 2 this if u see it!
cheers
ty
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- LAVA ABERDEEN -- ANDY SMITH (TERMINAL X), 13:00:06 06/06/03 Fri
YAK EE DA .THANK AGAIN FOR A GREAT NIGHT,YOU GUYS ROCKED EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS A POOR TURN OUT.ALL THE BEST WITH THE REST OF YOUR TOUR AND HOPE YOU COME BACK UP AND SEE US SOME TIME.ALL THE BEST ANDY SMITH(TERMINAL X)OLD BLOKE WITH THE RED BROTHEL CREEPERS AND CLASH T-SHIRT.
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- Glasgow gig. -- Kano, 11:40:02 06/05/03 Thu
Great gig at King Wah's Tut Tut Hut (ears still ringing) but why nothing from before Hiss? Claw, Mystery Man, Uncle Nenson, Evil Heat are what got me into the band so a real blow they're not being played. Got hands on Jonny's set list and was photocopied so obviously these classics have been jettisoned for this tour at least. A real shame, but still a top night.
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- Brighton -- Alomie, 22:56:32 05/29/03 Thu
Hey does ten benso actually read thos? if they don`t this will mean nothing! (or maybe something 2 some random ppl!)! do any of the band remember Ty? i hope so casue we love you! and so does he! and Chris thank you 4 lettin him play your bass! you guys r so cool! thanks! bye bye
Alomie
(just think of me as a m8)
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- darkness ten benson -- tom, 10:25:42 04/08/03 Tue
if it was`ent for the darkness then ten benson would of not played at the big venues all over the u,k so just shut the fuck up all you sad fucks...
the darkness are one of the bigiest bands in the u.k and will be here to stay.im not dissing ten benson the boys are good at what they do good luck ...... ten benson
tom...
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- Unemployable Welsh Scum -- Minxy, 17:51:48 05/30/03 Fri
in response to somebody down the board oo asked when are The Scum DJ-ing next, well they are at the Catapult Club tonight 31 May www.catapultclub.co.uk and on Tuesday they are back at Pop Of The Tops (not Paul this week as The Benson are in Cardiff)
if you wanna keep an eye out for em, check out
http://welcome.to/rocklands
and get them to DJ at your party!
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- pics -- JimmieD, 15:10:12 05/29/03 Thu
hey heres some pics from the manchester gig supporting the darkness, go to http://www.photopalace.tk/ and then click on the right hand pic to go to my live pics there ya have it!
JimmieD
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- COME TO NUT JOB CENTRAL, SOUTH EAST LONDON -- Minxy Mcnaughty, 16:25:25 04/10/03 Thu
come and party with us every Tuesday at Pop Of The Tops. Luvly Paul from Ten Benson and his co-horts have agreed to DJ at the launch on 22nd April.
Details as follows: POP OF THE TOPS, Paradise, 460 New Cross Road, London SE14. Open from 5pm (free entry), £3 after 8pm, bands (Corporation:Blend and Special Needs) and DJs (Unemployable Welsh Scum - see above) from 9pm. Open until 2am. Share The Joy party.
New Cross/Deptford/Deptford Bridge, loadsa buses and 6 night buses!
29-04-003 is Lams + The Jealousies, get down to nut job central and RRRRROOOOKKKK!
fuller bumpf... www.voy.com/126333/
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- yous are arsehowles. -- Yahn Brinkenshvittenmeister, 13:01:21 05/28/03 Wed
haey, you bad.
this is no way to talk about the thing that we know as you, know.
I am much liking der scoprions, but dis is not the thanks am I expecting from engerland.
please can I see that you are liking Germany and that we can see you in der ShlockenWatter, near Brūmentagg, ROCK ARRRRRRGHGHGHGH !
danker
Jahn ßrinkėnshvļttėnmeister
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- Hey Boys -- Dee, 20:34:21 05/27/03 Tue
Hey Boys, met you at the Academy 2 gig in Brum, with the Darkness.
Glad you liked our stuff, get in contact thru our site www.kharma.biz, we want to support you if up for some kharma/ten benson fun!!
dee.
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- Tour -- Dan, 17:44:59 05/27/03 Tue
have tickets for the Liverpool gig and cannot wait. That's all.
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- Chickens -- Christian, 12:54:31 05/27/03 Tue
Don't count your chickens in the Supermarket. It takes too long and is messy.
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- INterView With tHe BENSON -- dok, 10:56:45 05/27/03 Tue
Sooooooo The lovely benson did a little interview last week read it all here and see you at the gig.
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- Albums -- Ty, 23:09:35 05/26/03 Mon
i am buying D.O.D, SaTaN kidney pie,and united colours of benson (i think its called that) 2moz!
Rock on
Ty
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- The Ten Benson Sound -- Bob, 17:57:47 05/19/03 Mon
Guys, I'm a guitar learnin fool desperate to achieve that TB sound. What guitars,amps, effects etc are you using?
Yours in sore finger desperation!
Bob
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- song name? -- the daddy, 21:35:02 05/24/03 Sat
ok - easy one for anyone with 'satan kidney pie' - what's the name of the track that has the lyric "i've been waiting here, watching for the signs"
it's not on the lyrics section of this site...
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- Uh.. Uhuhhuhhuh -- The Sociable Hermit, 13:05:06 05/23/03 Fri
Got dragged along to Brighton to see the Darkness a while ago - wasn't really too bothered until I found out who the support were!! Bloody brilliant. I love the fatter sound now (hope the new album captures this) and it's great to see a band enjoying their music without looking like attention-seeking wankers. The AC/DC comparisons are wearing a bit thin, your sound's more multi-layered and the lyrics are way smarter, though the feelgood noise factor is the same I guess. Anyway, it was great to see you - I had this fixed grin that wouldn't shift for about half an hour (and it wasn't the booze), and for those that haven't heard it, The Emperor is one of the best songs EVER and I'm well pleased you've re-recorded it for the new CD. Cheers!
P.S. Anyone into slightly more indie rock stuff should check out a band called Reverse, album is called "The Jersey Switch". I don't know 'em or anything, just took a chance on the CD Baby website, and they're totally brilliant.
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- Reading? -- Big Frank, 20:13:39 05/22/03 Thu
Any chance that you'll be playing at this years Reading/Leeds festival? Would be most good.
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- why you no play east anglia? -- bastardo, 20:44:15 05/19/03 Mon
why you no play east anglia?
and wats appen to yor massage board?
bastardo
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- The Hat!! -- Jodi, 12:08:28 05/18/03 Sun
hey guys, i saw you with the darkness and hanging on my wall proudly lies andy's hat signed by you all. Thankyou for the best gig I've been to!
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- new tour in July -- Hiss, 14:39:44 05/07/03 Wed
aww man y is u playing the cornerhouse, it's a well shite venue. But hey I'm gonna have ta come and see u's anyway. Please play a better northeast venue next time.
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- Play Brighton -- 3 of the 26 screaming brighton fans!, 16:07:48 05/14/03 Wed
can you play brighton please? there are 26 of us who saw you at the concorde 2 on the darkness tour!
please!
we love ten benson!
rock on!
3 of the 26 screamin brighton fans!
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- Tight or Open Caverns? -- Christian, 14:19:19 05/14/03 Wed
I visited a tight cavern the other day - a female tight cavern. Are they better than wide open caverns. I think so.
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- Brissle -- Harry J Witchell, 14:32:11 05/13/03 Tue
How come there is no Bristol dates? i though we had established this south western city as a bastion of benson success?
Any chance you can do a 'by popular demand' late addition to the forthcoming tour?
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- 12 June here we comeJune 12 here we come -- raggedy man, 10:24:28 05/14/03 Wed
Had a cracking night in Portsmouth on the darkness tour, who where crap. Teenage tits was top. Will endeavour once again to bounce like a loon on 12 June. nice one!
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- Free Benson -- The Zamm, 22:16:45 05/09/03 Fri
Hello Bensonites. Sir Andy of Benson here. Now, if you've checked the It's Alive! page, you will see that we are coming to a town near you in June. If any of you are from or near one of these lucky towns, and want free entry to the show, here's what we ask of you in return: flyer us!!
Yes, as simple as that! We give you a bunch of flyers for our new 'live' album for you to take round to your local record shops, venues and other places in rockdom, spreading the Benson truth. Any takers? Come on now, don't be shy. Volunteers should email our secret address: tenbenson@rock.com
ps, all flyers are bugged, and any binned flyers will trigger alarms at Benson HQ. Honest.
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- Play Brighton -- 26 Screaming Fans Who Saw You On The Darkness Tour!, 09:39:36 05/09/03 Fri
hey TB yopu have to play brighton we love you!
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- My god... -- Morose, 20:28:38 05/08/03 Thu
Now I`m in love. What a band. Can`t get enough. Thank you for being!!!! You are my kind of people. Kisses!!!!
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- www.tenbenson.com check em out and they are on tour in June! -- Ty, 14:27:28 05/07/03 Wed
hey guys i am promoting you in chat rooms and shit!
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- rockin baby! -- The gorgeous ass, 12:21:17 04/11/03 Fri
if you went to see Ten benson at the Astoria on the 5th then I'm sure you had a rockin time!!! they were heavy.... anyone see my famous ass carried on stage? (in the white french knickers!) if there are any pics of the preformance i'd love to see them.....and ten benson if you read this, i'd love to do it again!!
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- CHRIS HELP! -- TY N ZaX, 12:17:49 04/26/03 Sat
hey chris itz ty n zax who did the flyerin for the astoria gig with the darkness would you be able to give as an email on turd_on_a_loly_pop_stick@hotmail.com as we have a quick favor 2 ask! thx
ty n ZaX
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- US Dates -- Danny Blong, 13:03:35 04/22/03 Tue
So any dates in the US to coincide with the US release? Particularly in So Cal round the end July early Aug?
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- Portsmouth GIG -- BangTwister, 21:36:07 04/04/03 Fri
Ace gig at the Wedgewood rooms in Portsmouth. The Darkness i'm afraid were arse.(i left after 3 songs).Looking forward to your tour in June. Ist rule of Rock'n'roll............Come on stage with a kick arse song!!!!
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- glasgow -- fi, 17:55:54 04/09/03 Wed
for Kano, looks like Glasgow gig 4th June at King Tut's again... i think... don't hold me to it!
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- Hello -- Kip legend + Capt. Stroudie (Sneaking Fog), 20:56:14 04/15/03 Tue
Evening monsieur Paul, camber sands was pretty damn good hope your head's cleared after the binge fest. We ended up playing air guitar til about 3am on Saturday and made absolute tits of ourselves but thats what the old cider does to ya bonce. Hope everything's cool your end, email us your tour dates cos it'd be good to get support with you guys again. And remember, it's all about the nuts.
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- Arghhhhhhhhh -- Danny Blong, 17:55:58 04/14/03 Mon
You played it tonight! Shit why did i not get the mail shot, you played the academy in Brum weeks ago and i missed it, fuck!
So when is Tits coming out, it is my lifes mission to get this track on daytime TV.
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- HAMSTERS!!! -- Dr Phil, 22:22:49 04/12/03 Sat
So, the great tour has been and gone and us loyal Bensonites must once again wait until the all-powerful TB take to the road once more. Myself and my fellow disciples had a rocktastic evening at the Fleece. We have now hung up our vests until the Benson ride again and will return to being responsible members of the community (or so we would have you think). Until our next encounter gents.
Yours, etc
Dr Phil Langton MD.
PS. A word of warning: For future reference, string-vests are not the most suitable garment to wear at night, in Bristol, in early spring - I froze my nipples off on the way home from the gig!
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- Godamn Great tour -- tommypool, 18:26:41 04/08/03 Tue
Hadnt heard of u guys til the recent tour w/Darkness. Saw u three times at Stoke, Brum and London and u kicked ass each time. I'll b sure to check out ur stuff now and please come back 2 Stoke soon, Cheers.
P.S Anyone who takes the stage in a Manowar top is more than metal!
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- Norwich Waterfront -- Arron - The blonde ugly bloke in the Ferry Boat beforehand, 13:56:25 04/03/03 Thu
Saw u guys at The Waterfront, Norwich last night, also in the pub before hand at the Ferry Boat.
Heavy, Dirty Guitars, Great Vocals....
Makes me feel good about British Music again....
Will be buying the New album soon, couldnt afford it at the Gig. Too Much Beer.
Great Gig!
Btw - i have a rock message board....
http://allthingsrock.proboards14.com/index.cgi
Go and take a look!
Arron
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- The kick ass album -- Alex, 21:42:40 04/07/03 Mon
i heard your album for the first time a couple of weeks ago and i was amazed by its humendous sound and bass! there is so much going on in the song it just sounds, well i dont really like it so im gonna take the album back and exchange it for sumthing else. hey guys if u want something good dont buy the ten-benson crap, buy some guns n roses or mettalice, just not this rubbish lol.
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- Brighton gig -- Sharon, 20:11:52 04/01/03 Tue
Hi Paul, good to meet you in Brighton last night. Awesome gig - both you boys and The Darkness....I've probably driven my colleagues mad today going on about it! I've sent Mary your regards anyway. Cheers, Sharon.
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- leeds -- mark, 14:01:42 04/05/03 Sat
yo benson dudes, why dont you come and play in sunny leeds soemtime?
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- Sneaking Fog -- Matt, 11:50:29 04/04/03 Fri
Hey, its matt from the fog, your support band in norwich the other night. Just thought id wish u luck at the astoria on sat, were all well fucked off cos were to skint to go and havent been paid by the waterfront, have a great one though and let us know if we can support on any of the june tour, we would to play with u guys again.
www.sneakingfog.com
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- Bristol Gig -- Chris, 20:44:01 04/03/03 Thu
Hiya! Great gig! I saw you at the Bristol gig at the Fleece and Firkin. I was so annoyed, i was right at the back when you came on. You were so good and i wish i had got to the front, but i ended up stuck at the back most of the time. You and the Darkness were great though, i saw you come back out briefly after the show and i wish i could have got over to you, although i didn't have anything for you to sign. Come back to Bristol again!! I'm just about to order yuor CD(s)! Rock on!
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- Birmingham Academy Gig 29th March -- Sherbert, 20:05:27 04/03/03 Thu
Great gig! saw you last year at the Little Civic Wolves too. been playing yr cd in my car on the way to work each morning - a little bit of rock cottage to start the day! ever fancy playing Telford with Bushpig??? let us know!
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- Give a nwe meanin! -- Ty / DaVE Mitchel, 10:49:19 04/02/03 Wed
i think ten benson give a new meanin to rockin!
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- photo link html -- marg, 22:24:15 03/30/03 Sun
www.peripheralanomaly.co.uk/Page_Photos_TenBenson_Stk_260303.htm
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- photos from stoke sugarmill -- marg, 22:17:23 03/30/03 Sun
took some photos at Stoke Sugarmill gig and they're at:
http://www.peripheralanomaly.co.uk/Page_Photos_TenBenson_Stk_260303.htm
top gig!
marg x
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- Glasgow gig -- Kano, 16:57:31 03/28/03 Fri
Glasgow gig? Didn't know a damn thing about it. Gutted. What's the point of being on the messaging system if this isn't posted???? Honestly can't believe I missed TB.
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- great show, cheers for the cd -- Nigel Roberts, 10:14:10 03/29/03 Sat
Guys you blew me away & I thought i had seen it all before but I hadn't lived until I experienced Ten Benson the other night in Manchester. Anyway guys I hope you got some of the Jagermeister I left & check out www.extremeradio.co.uk on Friday's at 7pm & Sunday's at 6pm to hear some Ten Benson rockin t'internet. Cheers for the cd,the neighbours are lovin it ;-)
Best wishes
Nigel
www.extremeradio.co.uk
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- Dirty Rock n Roll !!!!! -- Scott Bisio, 11:31:56 03/28/03 Fri
Fukin belter of a show last nite at King Tuts!!! Blew those wusses The Darkness to bits!!! Robot Tourist rools!!!
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- He's coming!!! -- Phil Langton, 19:02:25 03/24/03 Mon
The Langton cometh - 1st April 2003.
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- MAIDA VALE RECORDINGS -- GRAM, 23:40:10 03/05/03 Wed
AFTER MUCH BATTLING WITH MY PC, I'VE FINALLY DOWNLOADED THE MAIDA VALE RECORDINGS - NICE N RAW N RAGGEDY!! WHO'S THE BASS-MAN? IS HE GONNA BE A PERMANENT FIXTURE?
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- Mrs Youngs Pastry Book -- Old Ma Benson, 09:08:21 03/12/03 Wed
Well Nicholas,
I'm very sorry to hear you dont like the pie I baked you.Did I put in too much meat and not enough potatoe? The other boys seemed to like it.Oh well,you cant please everybody.Just leave it at the side of you plate and well give it to the dog later,he'll definately like it!
Now about those lyrics you asked for,I've had a look at them
and theres quite alot of them.My typing is so slow these days perhaps you wont mind if they came in instalments?
The first line is: 'We're on the move'.
I hope thats some help.
I'd better go now,I've got some scones to make.
Nanna Benson
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- ACDC -- Nick Nonchalent, 01:40:57 03/11/03 Tue
Satan Kidney Pie - I don't buy it, or I wished I hadn't - what happenned? - when are you gonna stop sounding like bad AC/DC clones - surely the jokes run it's course now. ps - can you put up the lyrics to transport overseas.
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- 40 days........ and 40 nights.......... -- fi, 19:19:19 03/05/03 Wed
......without alcohol......
now that deserves a good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
thank you very much...
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- FUCK SHIT UP RAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH BELLOW BOLLOCKS! -- GRAM MUTHERFUCKA, 20:23:49 03/04/03 Tue
I'M IN A TEMPER AND THOUGHT I'D EXPEL SOME EXCESS ANGER ON THIS BOARD!!!!!! NO REASON!! GET PISSED, DESTROY, FEEL LIKE BEING A JERKOFF!!
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- Arse -- Michael the Third, 15:43:05 03/04/03 Tue
Wow there Jimmy. I was at the Water Rats too, Ten Benson are better now than they've ever been. It's a live gig, that's the difference. It's not supposed to be like listening to an album. The new guys in the band give Benson more weight and energy than humanly possible.They fucking blew me and (almost) everyone else away. Keep it up big boys. x
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- speed -- jimmyrockets, 12:41:59 03/04/03 Tue
hoi! lads! slow the songs down. i saw you last night at the water rats. what you've gained in speed you've lost in style and weight. it's just one long blur of really fast riffs - no bad thing, but with your lot it just sounds dull. i never thought that i'd see a dull benson gig and i've seen at least half a dozen. be unique again. ta. jimmy.
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- AGONY BAG!!! -- GRAM, 00:05:37 03/02/03 Sun
hEY CHRIS AND CO. hAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANY STUFF BY AGONY BAG?? tHEY ARE APPARENTLY BRITISH AND FROM THE EARLY 80'S, I'VE JUST UNEARTHED AN ALBUM BY THEM IN MY SPECIAL SECRET RECORD SHOP, AND NO-ONE SHOULD EVER BE FORCED TO LIVE WITHOUT THEM, ESPECIALLY NOT BENSON MEMBERS AND FANS!! LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVN'T HEARD THEM/GOT ANY STUFF! I WILL SEND YOU A COPY DOWN FROM THE NORTHERN TERRITORIES AT ONCE!! YOU NEED THIS, THEY MAKE ALEX HARVEY @ CO LOOK LIKE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS, LIKE THE MIME ARTIST ONE X INFINITY!!
LOVE TO Y'ALL, N SEE YA SOON!!
EZY, GRIMBOB!! XX
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- gday -- mnx, 13:02:53 03/01/03 Sat
Ten Benson are from the other dimension (Jonny & Paul live in Planet Water riverside settlement of Rocklands)always pix to click-n-nick at the site - help yrself love minxy http://welcome.to/rocklands
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- Mmm... -- fi, 11:16:30 02/27/03 Thu
...shiny and new...
cheers for the dates outside the big city, well overdue they are too...
xxx
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- GOOD DIRTY ROCK'N'ROLL -- NOISEY ROY, 20:40:00 02/26/03 Wed
thank you for a dirty night of rock'nroll in the fuzz club on 13th Febuary keep it up lads
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- tits -- dodgy jill, 19:06:36 02/26/03 Wed
HA!!!
This is a place where life stands still. I like the album Ten indeed, not 9.
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- Fannytastic -- W. Jacko, 17:08:28 02/26/03 Wed
Shirley Manson & Co.? Playing live? In Her Majesty's Vagina?
Now that's the hottest ticket in town bar other than the Ten Benson & The Darkness joint outing! Boycott it if you want, but I'm definately going.
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- The Benson -- Benjey, 22:50:56 02/23/03 Sun
I like benson music, everone boycot the garbage in HMV and all the other shit
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- BENSON AT THE WATER RATS -- THEBENSON, 23:08:25 02/20/03 Thu
THE NEXT BENSON GIG WILL BE AT THE WATER RATS,KINGS X,LONDON
ON 3RD MARCH.
BE THERE.
TB
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- that claw song was pretty good eh? -- monkeyegg, 18:34:47 02/19/03 Wed
claw! claw!
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- [> Re: Where's me wife gone -- gram canyon, 00:21:07 02/19/03 Wed
it's true I'm a total puss, but we got an understanding, sometimes she needs a real dawg, an' I need a bitch in heat! Seemed like she was gettin' too attatched to ol' fido bonce!!
Thanks to benson for setting us up with some corkers!
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