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Date Posted: 11:52:09 04/29/04 Thu
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This is HILARIOUS! I read this on another message board and I couldn't resist posting it again!

Hear ye, hear ye I call the meeting to Everyone April 29, 2004 9:43:50 (EDT) | Top | Bottom |
of the secret society of Hot Rollers and Freeze It to order. Now remember ladies, no one is to know we exist or the things we do. If you see me in the grocery store you can only acknowledge me through the secret step step turn method so that I know you are someone I can speak with. If anyone is caught telling the rest of the world through written paper, spoken word, or television that child beauty pageants exist, that there are parents who put their children in these secret underground activities, or that there are children out there who participate in this you will be expelled forever and be doomed to spend your weekends fixing your daughter's barbie head with makeup and pageant hair. Remember all Holiday Inn ballrooms are our sacred holy ground and should not be walked upon by nay sayers. I, the grand pageant flipstress do hereby open the floor for discussion. LET THERE BE PAGEANT TALK!!

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THAT WAS SO FREAKIN FUNNY LMAO (NT) -- No name, 14:30:40 04/29/04 Thu (cache-dtc-ac17.proxy.aol.com/205.188.116.146)
lmao love it!!!! (NT) -- No name, 16:09:50 04/29/04 Thu (cpe-24-158-69-198.spa.sc.charter.com/24.158.69.198)
ROFLMAO (NT) -- No name, 21:57:52 04/29/04 Thu (cache-dtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com/205.188.116.196)
How funny, thanks for the giggle. (NT) -- No name, 23:05:22 04/29/04 Thu (ip24-56-26-192.ph.ph.cox.net/24.56.26.192)
- bumpapalooza -- No name, 18:40:06 05/05/04 Wed (24-117-189-251.cpe.cableone.net/24.117.189.251)
THIS IS GREAT AND OH SO TRUE. THREE CHEERS (NT) -- No name, 21:02:39 05/05/04 Wed (cache-dtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com/205.188.116.196)
- Sick! Sick! Sick! (NT) -- No name, 16:41:39 05/26/04 Wed (addbs.dbsudeste.com.br/200.243.58.1)
Oh my God this is great. It nice to see fun stuff on here. thanks for a great laugh (NT) -- No name, 23:51:54 05/05/04 Wed (cache-dtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com/205.188.116.196)
THIS IS FUNNY ! (NT) -- No name, 20:23:28 06/06/04 Sun (pool-162-83-108-154.culp.east.verizon.net/162.83.108.154)
THIS IS GREAT STILL LAUGHING (NT) -- No name, 19:42:56 06/12/04 Sat (cache-rm06.proxy.aol.com/152.163.253.6)
ttt! Let's get some fun back in here! (NT) -- No name, 06:05:18 08/16/04 Mon (cache-gtc-ab08.proxy.aol.com/149.174.164.72)
LMAO this is so good! We need a little more hilarity on this board! Let's all lighten up and have fun! (NT) -- No name, 15:50:41 08/26/04 Thu (NoHost/63.164.145.198)
- You are right! Let's lighten up a bit! (NT) -- No name, 08:07:26 11/15/04 Mon (cache-mtc-ad01.proxy.aol.com/64.12.116.195)
  - Way to go! (NT) -- No name, 15:09:17 12/21/04 Tue (cache-rtc-ad01.proxy.aol.com/152.163.100.195)
    - ttt and have a laugh! (NT) -- No name, 19:58:02 01/28/05 Fri (cache-ntc-ac02.proxy.aol.com/198.81.26.71)