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A wee Scottish joke... -- James, Tue, 18 Jun 2013, 22:17:05 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.146.134)

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A wee Scottish joke...SITE.

http://dotsub.com/view/6c5d7514-5656-476a-9504-07dd4e2f6509

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. -- Ray, Tue, 11 Jun 2013, 0:06:02 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

What will be the Wallabies new name be after Kurtley Beale joins them?

Any idea???

Wallopees!

He He

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Riverrun House & Cottages -- Terryglass, Wed, 05 Jun 2013, 1:06:46 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Riverrun Cottages situated on our 68 acres farm in the picturesque village of Terryglass on the Northern Shores of Lough Derg.

https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Riverrun-House-Cottages/140377979402690

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Joburg -- Unchanged, Sun, 02 Jun 2013, 22:40:12 (NoHost/197.174.182.139)


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. -- Ray, Thu, 30 May 2013, 15:22:51 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.

His wife yells at him in front of the friend. "My hair &
makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas , how can I cook for you and
your damned friend tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

The husband softly responds, "Because.... he's thinking of
getting married...."

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Mugabes under the spotlight – Zimbabwe's first family filmed at home -- ssjs, Sat, 25 May 2013, 9:51:23 (host86-163-46-4.range86-163.btcentralplus.com/86.163.46.4)

Flowers, silver cutlery, and a box of tissues adorn the spotless white tablecloth. The family says grace and "bon appetit!" before tucking into their vegetables. Sitting at the head of the table, dad worries aloud about his son's schoolwork and his daughter's boyfriends, while mum chortles about confiscating the PlayStation.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/24/zimbabwe-tv-lunch-with-mugabes?INTCMP=SRCH

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Right on, Ray... -- James, Thu, 23 May 2013, 23:17:09 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.146.134)

Right on, Ray. The moral is, Don't mess with the females of any species... Even the female mosquito (the Anopheles at any rate) is deadlier than the male!

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. -- Ray, Thu, 16 May 2013, 18:14:24 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

If he had done that to the female leader of a herd, he would be history.

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Video: Intoxicated man charging wild African elephant -- dlsdklsdk, Tue, 14 May 2013, 10:26:17 (cpc1-finc8-0-0-cust51.4-2.cable.virginmedia.com/81.97.176.52)

Video shows man charging towards an African elephant.

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/africa/video-intoxicated-man-charging-wild-african-elephant-29265376.html

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International Persecution -- Ray, Mon, 13 May 2013, 16:16:07 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Uwe and Hannelore Romeike were raising their five children in the German state of Baden-Wurttemberg, when they decided to remove their children from the public education system. In 2006, the Romeike's illegally withdrew their children from the German public schools system and began homeschooling. Believing that the public education system was undermining their Christian faith, the Romeike's began breaking the law and teaching their kids at home. By exercising their natural rights, the Romeikes were fined over $10,000 by the German government and at one point their children were forcefully removed from their home. In 2010, after getting their children back, they chose to flee Germany and move to the United States.

Finding freedom in the US, only to be challenged again, this time by the US
Upon arrival in Tennessee, the Romeikes were granted asylum. A federal judge rebuked the German policy and ruled that the Romeike's had a reasonable fear of persecution for their personal beliefs if they returned to Germany.

Nothing much was said about the issue until the Obama's Administration's Department of Justice got involved.

Attorney General, Eric Holder came out and opposed the federal court ruling, siding with the German government. He pleaded that the Romeike's be denied their asylum. Holder believes that governments may legitimately use force and authority to make parents comply with government-sanctioned schools.

With statements like these, the United States, once a beacon for liberty, is now endorsing force and mandates in regard to education. The right to homeschool and teach one's own children is a fundamental human right is now at stake. It doesn't matter what beliefs each family has. It's liberty that matters. According to Holder, that liberty should be supervised by the federal government.

The US government does not like home schooling either and are now seeking to deport the Romeikes

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/040316_home_schooling_government_censorship_education_freedom.html#ixzz2TBa55A8P

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Bob U velcher -- Nevermind (static.exetel.com.au), Sun, 12 May 2013, 12:27:14 (CPE-121-215-95-222.lnse1.pie.bigpond.net.au/121.215.95.222)

F**k Off you arse wipe.

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AUDIO Roger defends not being able to live on Ł340-a-day interest on Radio 5 Live -- ujeejej``, Fri, 10 May 2013, 5:05:13 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

‘Sometimes I scream out: “Where did this go wrong?” The dream is that winning the Lottery sets you up for life. In reality you win it, then you worry about losing it all.’

Remarkably, Roger insists he doesn’t regret picking those winning numbers. Neither does he regret the hotels, holidays, cars and champagne.

‘I was living the millionaire’s lifestyle — everyone who wins the Lottery should do that,’ he says. ‘There’s no point entering otherwise.’

Even, it seems, if you lose everything as a result.
AUDIO Roger defends not being able to live on Ł340-a-day interest on Radio 5 Live

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299107/Rogers-wife-blames-blowing-1-8m-Lottery-win-leaving-just-7-So-whats-got-say.html#ixzz2SrKZh8Rw
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. -- Ray, Wed, 08 May 2013, 19:53:15 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

A sixty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?"
She replied: "He said you need to lose weight, get exercise and stop smoking".

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Who is policing the police? -- eerer, Wed, 01 May 2013, 0:35:17 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Above the Law?
By David O'Shea


Images of protesting miners being shot
dead by police in South Africa shocked
the world, so who is policing the police?

ABOUT WATCH TRANSCRIPT COMMENTS (1)
http://www.sbs.com.au/dateline/story/about/id/601674/n/Above-the-Law

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BBC Radio 4 -- lalkslaksla, Wed, 01 May 2013, 0:31:21 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Margaret Thatcher: The Authorized Biography

In 1997 Margaret Thatcher invited Charles Moore to write her biography on the understanding that it would not be published until after her death. This is the first volume of his meticulously researched portrait of the former Prime Minster. The reader is Nicholas Farrell.


Episode 1 of 5
AUDIO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01s8tb5

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. -- Ray, Thu, 25 Apr 2013, 17:32:28 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Man in bar, approaches woman with pick up line.

"I would like to tell you a joke about my penis, but I am afraid it is too long."

Woman:
"Oh, I would like to tell you a joke about my vagina, but you won't get it."

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. -- Ray, Tue, 16 Apr 2013, 23:10:30 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

National Geographic Magazine May 2013. A critical and well done article called "Breaking The Silence."
- Oppression, Fear and Courage in Zimbabwe. Photos and text.

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Attila the Hen. -- Jo Pete, Mon, 15 Apr 2013, 10:42:18 (NoHost/105.229.19.232)

Yo BT. Commemorate Maggie's death?? Commemorate her life surely? I would think that 10m illegal immigrants is overstating the situation slightly. What I do know is that areas of Joburg are overrun with Nigerians, Hillbrow is populated largely by Zimbabweans. I would guess that a fair proportion of these are illegal. Best estimate is approximately 3m+ illegal Zimbabwe immigrants. SA authorities recently attempted to register the illegal immigrants and offered them 4 year residence visas. Only about 250 000 responded.
But illegal immigrants are a major problem in SA and are the major source of crime. SA locals will literally put the knife in at any opportunity because these illegals take their jobs. The police have little sympathy for them either.

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10-million illegal immigrants living in South Africa -- 300,000 to 400,000 Chinese immigrants, Sat, 13 Apr 2013, 0:47:17 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

In the last five years, more than 6,000 Chinese shops have popped up in every dorp of South Africa, effectively forming the country’s biggest-ever chain store. And, say retail experts, it amounts to a largely unlawful enterprise that threatens to destroy local commerce and cost the taxman billions.


http://www.noseweek.co.za/article/2836/Howzit-China

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Background Briefing -- In Thatcher's Britain, Sat, 13 Apr 2013, 0:29:52 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

In 1989, Background Briefing broadcast a two-part series on the rise and rise of Margaret Thatcher, in a period where her leadership seemed unassailable. Journalist Nick Franklin, who together with the late Tony Barrell produced the programs, here remembers what it was like to report on Thatcher during those years. Radio National will air the first part of Franklin and Barrell's documentary this Sunday to commemorate Baroness Thatcher's death.

Broadcast:Sunday 14 April 2013 8:05AM (view full episode)

Transcript/Audio
http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/backgroundbriefing/2013-04-14/4622962

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Maggie -- Roger, Wed, 10 Apr 2013, 10:23:09 (125-238-117-52.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/125.238.117.52)

Re the death of Maggie Thatcher, I well remember the spitting images skit where she & her cabinet walked in to the parliamentary restaurant and seated themselves, the waiter came up to Maggie with a dinner menu, "I shall have the roast beef" said Maggie, "what about the vegetables" said the waiter, after a good look around the seated cabinet Maggie replied, "They can order for themselves"

Anybody, apart from Jo Pete & I remember Zorbas, and their great desserts, Jameson Ave, Salisbury, and hey, Flanagans in BP house on Jameson also.

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South Africa Spits Back -- dfdfdfd, Sun, 31 Mar 2013, 3:32:18 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Roger Law, the co-creator of Spitting Image, heads to Cape Town to meet South Africa's satirical puppets. What happens when he meets the rubber version of Nelson Mandela?

In a small studio under Table Mountain a dedicated group of puppeteers are keeping the satirical flame burning for South Africa. With rubber versions of their politicians. old and new, and the backing of one of the country's finest cartoonists Zapiro, they are making waves for the establishment. But how easy is this to do in a democracy that is so new? Comedy can be tricky in a country where race and politics are so highly sensitive.

Roger Law goes on set to talk to the writers and the performers of ZA News, South Africa's puppet show, as well as stand up comedians. He finds out what can - and can't be - said on air and on stage, and what really upsets the country's political elite. A portrait of South Africa through its evolving satirical scene, with a democracy only now finding that perhaps it can laugh at itself.


Listen now
30 mins

Listen in pop-out player

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01rkxht

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. -- Ray, Thu, 28 Mar 2013, 14:54:34 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Horrors. The ANC is so thoroughly ruining the country, not just for whites but even for blacks.

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Chinese -- Roger, Thu, 28 Mar 2013, 8:09:06 (125-238-117-52.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/125.238.117.52)

Hannes Engelbrecht

The new colonials have arrived.
Without as much as a whisper the South African government allowed at least 400 000 Chinese to swamp the country during the past six years. Chinese migrants, mainly from the overpopulated Fujian province in China, have been shipped off to South Africa at an alarming rate. Spreading all over the country…..
Even in the remotest parts, between 6000 and 12000 “Chinese shops” sprang up – indicating that the phenomenon is well-orchestrated by both China and South Africa.
Prof Colin McCarthy, retired from the University of Stellenbosch, first noted the “Chinese colonization”. Says Prof McCarthy: “All the evidence indicates that the project to set up such an extensive network of Chinese shops, all following the same pattern and targeting the same market, was well researched, well planned, well organized and well financed”.
The young, unemployed couples from Fujian province settled into the network – pushing up cheap Chinese plastics, products and clothing into a lucrative retail chain far bigger than Pick n Pay, Pep Stores or Edgars. And to make matters worse: most of the Chinese shops are not registered and do not pay any taxes in South Africa; not even import or export duties – in fact, China put its clothing exports to South Africa to R11,3 billion in 2010; while South Africa’s failing statistics put the Chinese clothing imports at only R6,7 billion! It means that in one single year R4,6 billion worth of Chinese clothing entered South Africa illegally.
A South African Revenue Services employee spilled the beans on a small Chinese shop in a rural area where, when raided by SARS, R1,2 million was found under the counter.
Janet Wilhelm of the HSRC observes: “It is amazing how so many people can enter a country seemingly unnoticed!” She quotes the SAPS Aliens Investigation Unit as saying “many Chinese travel to South Africa via Mbabane, Maputo and Maseru from where they enter South Africa with false identity documents by road”.
Patrick Chong, chairman of the Chinese Association of South Africa, says: “Many would enter on tourist or student visas then simply stay”.
Researchers of Noseweek followed the Chen family where one pioneer settled illegally in South Africa, spreading within four years to 172 members of the family scattered across Lesotho trading Chinese products.
What is even more mind-boggling and sinister is that the South African ANC government officially proclaimed Chinese as “honorary blacks”, making them exempt from affirmative action, quotas and Black Economic Empowerment.
The whole “Chinese” experiment has been carefully planned, criminally enhanced, and no doubt… vast sums of money are involved, lining the pockets of very influential South African politicians.
It is ironic that while populists like Malema and Shivangu walk about claiming “land and minerals for the South African people”, the ANC government has allowed at least 400 000 additional Indians and Pakistanis, at least 400 000 Chinese and at least 10 million illegals from Zimbabwe, Nigeria, Mozambique, Angola and now also Zambia into the country…

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. -- Ray, Wed, 27 Mar 2013, 15:47:31 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

He is a sinner, and therefore welcome,
no?

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who let the dogs out -- JohnnyB (disgusted), Tue, 26 Mar 2013, 14:26:09 (CPE-58-170-82-172.lns2.way.bigpond.net.au/58.170.82.172)

I know it has gone by but why did RGM have to spoil the news clip of the new Pope. I was enjoying it until I saw that ugly head. I thought he had a travel ban clamped on him. He has no right to be respected in the Christian Faith. I guess just after another soft loan from the church again ! This puts a damper on the respect I have for the faith, to allow him to enter the hallowed city after all his evil genocide.

Oh well, I hope the new Pope has a better run this time.

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Engineer 'murdered for wages cash' -- fgfgf, Sat, 23 Mar 2013, 2:24:22 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Quantity surveyor William Deasy, from Dublin Pike, north of Cork city, was beaten to death four weeks ago after he left work at a mine on the north-east coast of the east African country.

The 32-year-old's body was discovered two days later near to where he lived, with his car found abandoned 124 miles (200km) away.


http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/engineer-murdered-for-wages-cash-29147866.html

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. -- Ray, Wed, 20 Mar 2013, 18:53:08 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

That is because Mugabe and his cronies are stealing you blind, Tendai Bietjie. There are millons of US dollars coming in to all of the tourist resorts in such places as Kariba and the Falls.

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Zim Govt -- Roger, Tue, 19 Mar 2013, 19:57:15 (125-238-117-52.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/125.238.117.52)

I just received this... Any verification?

Two hundred and seventeen US dollars – the equivalent of Ł138. That is all that remains in the public account of the Zimbabwean government, a bewildered finance minister has announced.

"Last week when we paid civil servants there was $217 [left] in government coffers," Tendai Biti, the finance Minster, told journalists in the capital, Harare, on Tuesday, noting that some of them have healthier bank balances than the state. "The government finances are in a paralysis state at the present moment. We are failing to meet our targets."

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Information on Woman Police Officer & Field Reservist -- Robert Kesterton, Mon, 18 Mar 2013, 18:20:20 (host109-153-121-106.range109-153.btcentralplus.com/109.153.121.106)

I have in my medal collection RGSM`s to the below mentioned Police Officers

WP535 Woman Police Officer Margaret Ann Brown

Woman Field Reservists:

2035770D W/F/R M.M. Dolleman

201220R W/F/R D. Martin

If you are or family of any of the above, I would very much for you to contact me.

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Looking for... -- Glen (du Plooy), Mon, 18 Mar 2013, 5:19:35 (d175-38-193-226.adl800.sa.optusnet.com.au/175.38.193.226)

I know this could be a long shot but I'm looking for Geoff Oliver. He used to work for Lever Bros in the early 80's in Harare and his ex wife and his 2 boys were then living in South Africa. Geoff would be in his early 60's now.
Any info would be greatly appreciated as last contact with Geoff would be about 30 years ago.

Thanks

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. -- Ray, Thu, 14 Mar 2013, 14:58:19 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

In the book "Eat Right For Life" I present data to show that foods circa 1920 had twice the amount of copper in them as they do today. Modern agriculture is to blame for this. Therefore my thesis is we don't have too much copper in our diet, we have too little. I also point out that copper is critically necessary to make an enzyme called SOD, that protects cells from oxidative free radical damage. Alzheimer's is thought to be oxidative damage to the brain.

There is also an account of the discovery of the cause of "Falling Disease" that was plaguing cattle in Australia in the 50's. It was eventually found to be due to a lack of copper in Australian soils, causing heart disease in cattle.

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Hanksotherbrotherfromadifferentmother -- Carl Schmidt, Thu, 14 Mar 2013, 7:44:30 (41-132-33-195.dsl.mweb.co.za/41.132.33.195)

Thats exactly how I saw it, "A Joke".

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Doc Hollywood -- Hanksotherbrotherfromadifferentmother, Wed, 13 Mar 2013, 20:23:04 (mail152.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.152)

Ray I remember that a big part of your health regimen is ingesting fairly good size amounts of copper. Was recently watching a US television show where a doctor was making the case that excess amounts of copper and iron in the body make their way to the brain where they stay and cause damage to the memory and probably contribute to causing Alzheimers. How do you plead?

Carl, I think its meant to be a j o k e

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. -- ray, Wed, 13 Mar 2013, 15:11:13 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Heather this is a snippet from an article about Eddie Cross, MP, MDC, It is at
http://www.economist.com/blogs/baobab/2011/07/travelling-through-zimbabwe
How important is it, if you can contact Eddie he is sure to know the history of dairy farming in the area.

"Now and then, a well-tended dairy farm with neat fencing and fire-breaks comes into view. All are white-owned. So why have they been spared? Probably because the owners are in cahoots with Mr Mugabe. One such is Nicholas van Hoogstraten, a British property tycoon, accused of hiring hitmen to murder a business rival in London in 1999, but cleared on appeal. Now a member of Zanu-PF, he owns (amongst other properties in Zimbabwe) a 500,000-hectare game farm, once one of the most famous cattle ranches in the country. We drive past for mile after mile of it along our route. He is said to be close to Zimbabwe's president and to contribute handsomely to party funds.

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Dairy Farmers information PLEASE -- Heather (delighted), Sun, 10 Mar 2013, 21:47:14 (225-114-248.dsl.subscriber.telkomsa.net/105.225.114.248)

Im trying to research information about the old dairy farmers of Buluwayo, who owned dairy farms in the 1990's.

In particular, the owners of these farms. I'm coming up empty handed looking for information on the net...

Please, anybody with information about these wonderful families, who farmed there for yours, I would be most appreciative.

thanking you.
H

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Chess -- Richard, Wed, 06 Mar 2013, 21:50:20 (bas1-toronto27-1279274690.dsl.bell.ca/76.64.46.194)

Thanks, Barbara. Forgive the faulty memory. I had it that you'd drawn a game with an Israeli master! I plead advanced years :(

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Chess -- Barbara (Goss), Wed, 06 Mar 2013, 19:06:45 (CPE-124-191-155-33.iqla1.woo.bigpond.net.au/124.191.155.33)

Richard you remembered it wrongly! I BEAT the SA chess champion in 1965! Email on its way...

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BT -- Richard, Wed, 06 Mar 2013, 15:18:14 (bas1-toronto27-1279274690.dsl.bell.ca/76.64.46.194)

Email address: rels@sympatico.ca

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The OTHER BT -- Richard, Wed, 06 Mar 2013, 15:14:48 (bas1-toronto27-1279274690.dsl.bell.ca/76.64.46.194)

Barbara: my computer crashed and so I've lost
the link to the new BT. Would you kindly email
the link to my email address above. Thank you.
Richard, who remembers you holding a chess master to a draw!

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Support Jacob Zuma -- Carl Schmidt, Wed, 06 Mar 2013, 11:05:32 (41-132-33-14.dsl.mweb.co.za/41.132.33.14)

End of list missing???

It begins and ends at No 1

1. Mac Maharaj

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. -- r, Tue, 05 Mar 2013, 19:07:58 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

I'd love to Pam, but the end of the list, seems missing...

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Support Jacob Zuma . . . -- Pam, Mon, 04 Mar 2013, 13:03:49 (d226-103-11.home.cgocable.net/24.226.103.11)

This has been circulating for 14 months and has been sent to over 22 million people!

Please keep it going!

To show your support for President Jacob Zuma and the great job he is doing, please go to the end of the list and add your name.

1. Mac Maharaj
2.
3.
4.

:)

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Zimbabwe police 'raid pirate radio station, arrest editor' -- eodkle, Sat, 02 Mar 2013, 2:42:27 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Zimbabwe police raided a pirate radio station critical of President Robert Mugabe and arrested its editor amid a growing crackdown on media and rights groups ahead of crucial elections, a lawyer said today.


http://www.sabc.co.za/news/a/d693c0804ebbccfeb216fa7da4cd6ad7/Zimbabwe-police-raid-pirate-radio-station,-arrest-editor-20130103

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. -- Ray, Wed, 27 Feb 2013, 19:41:16 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

A Father and his son Bobby, were EP Southern Kings supporters. They arrived at the stadium and Dad can't find the tickets. Dad: "Nip home and look to see if you can see where the tickets are." Bobby: "No probs, Dad."
Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.
Bobby: "Yep, I looked, they're lying on the kitchen table right where you left them."

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Now That is News -- Jimbo Ray (Ray or Bob with 2 ISP's ?), Wed, 27 Feb 2013, 4:26:39 (CPE-121-221-227-40.lns7.pie.bigpond.net.au/121.221.227.40)

No it is not News! you are just another Bob reiterating what has already been publicized.

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. -- Ray, Mon, 25 Feb 2013, 15:27:26 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Make it 18 Games completed so far, the Brumbies and Reds have played twice.

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Now Thats news -- Ray, Mon, 25 Feb 2013, 15:23:39 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Forget about Pistorius, after 13 Superrugby games completed so far, the Southern Kings are number 1 (The Stormers last) in the South African Conference and number three in the Super 15 log. (The NZ Hurricanes #15 or last.)
Now THAT'S news.

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Prime Time - law and order in South Africa -- ysle, Sat, 23 Feb 2013, 2:24:29 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

With the world's attention on South Africa and the Oscar Pistorius case, Prime Time looks at a country where the forces of law and order seem deeply dysfunctional and what consequences will the re-election of silvio berlusconi have on the rest of Europe.

VIDEO
http://www.rte.ie/player/au/show/10114813/

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Pis -- he-he, Sat, 23 Feb 2013, 2:20:24 (CPE-121-221-227-40.lns7.pie.bigpond.net.au/121.221.227.40)

Shame about Oscar Pistorius……

The Man, Who had the World at his Kness……..!!





She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her.

It was the Silence of the Limbs……!

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home

That completely Acquits him of his Girlfriend's Murder...........Footprints….!!


Absolutely Ground Breaking News from South Africa…..

White man Arrested for Murder…………!!





Apparently Police are Speculating that he had been Drinking heavily before the Shooting……

When they arrested him, the Officer Confirmed that he was in fact Legless……..!!



Oscar Pistorius…..

South Africa's newest Shooting Star……!





Ironically it seems that Oscar Pistorious will spend the next twenty years of his life….
Running Away from Men with Blades……..!!



Police have confirmed that Oscar Pistorius used a Stump Action Shot-Gun…..!

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He doesn't look like a Scotsman. -- James, Fri, 22 Feb 2013, 18:34:49 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.146.134)

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Photos of Hilton Botha (see site below)... He certainly doesn't look like a Scotsman.

http://www.google.ca/search?q=hilton+botha&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=X7knUbKvFuq22AWeiYAw&sqi=2&ved=0CFsQsAQ&biw=1136&bih=635
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. -- Ray, Thu, 21 Feb 2013, 15:53:37 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Hey Pete, does the name of the new detective Vineshkumar Moonoo sound better?

"Hilton Botha being in charge of the investigation into world-famous athlete Pistorius came into doubt after charges of attempted murder were reinstated against him in relation to a 2011 shooting incident, when he and two other police officers allegedly fired shots at a minibus."

A news report stated that the shots were fired downward through the top of the door, so Pis did have time to put his prosthetics on. Pis said he was scared because he was vulnerable without them on.

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Pis -- Jo Pete, Thu, 21 Feb 2013, 10:03:01 (224-24-48.dsl.subscriber.telkomsa.net/105.224.24.48)

Yo BT. You could be right but his cause was hugely advanced by the idiocy of the investigating officer and the prosecuting team yesterday. Guess what the investigating officer's name is? Botha and he comes from Pretoria. One can only surmise what race he is,but I know he's not a Scotsman. What I also know is that he is definitely a dildo.

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Pis -- nevermind, Wed, 20 Feb 2013, 4:26:55 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Pis is going to do 25 yrs in the slot, the intruder story is not going to fly.

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Can you pass a citizenship test? -- osoosdkso, Wed, 20 Feb 2013, 0:55:15 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

People applying for British citizenship or permanent residency will have to brush up on their British history and culture, after the Home Office proposed new changes to the Life in the UK test. The revised assessment will be introduced on 25 March for applicants for British citizenship or permanent residency.


http://www.australiantimes.co.uk/news/uk-australian-news/the-new-life-in-the-uk-test-brush-up-on-your-british-history-and-culture.htm

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Unbelievable. -- Ray, Mon, 18 Feb 2013, 16:13:57 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Latest media rumour now is that rugby player Francois Hougaard sent a text message to Oscar's girlfriend in the middle of the night and Oscar got seriously pissed off, the police are now using her IPad as evidence.

The text message apparently said, "Hey Babe, when are you coming to suck my toes like you enjoy so much."

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Blade runner -- Jimbo Ray, Fri, 15 Feb 2013, 7:49:36 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Oscar smoked his crow for continually being hard work and enough was enough.

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. -- Ray, Fri, 15 Feb 2013, 0:13:59 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

He made all the prime time TV news stations in Los Angeles today.

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. -- Ray, Thu, 14 Feb 2013, 16:22:40 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

It happened at 3 AM, rumours on internet say he thought she was a burglar, but police say there had been previous incidents of trouble at the home. What is the truth.

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Blade runner -- Jo Pete, Thu, 14 Feb 2013, 9:33:03 (224-24-48.dsl.subscriber.telkomsa.net/105.224.24.48)

Yo BT. Seems that Oscar Pistorius completely lost his cool and shot his girlfriend 4 times this morning. What I think is that he will have to hang up his blades,then he won't have a leg to stand on. Helluva thing.

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BSAP OLD COMRADES SEARCH -- Ted, Thu, 14 Feb 2013, 1:51:05 (mail.verifact.com.au/103.246.29.6)

Searching for news of, preferrably contact with, former BSAP Recruit Squad 7/73 members P/O David Christiaan POTGIETER, P/O "Nick" (possibly John)WHITE of UK and P/O Barry TOWNLEY (possibly deceased but not confirmed). Morris Depot from December 1973. Would also like to make contact with the family of the late P/O Peter ALLEN, also one of our squad mates. A book based on the 7/73 troop's submissions is being started by a renowned author (who also happens to be a squad mate) and we want to cover all bases. Please, anyone with information that may lead to us making contact with the missing guys or with the families of those no longer with us, could you email "Ted" at Magarasadza55@hotmail.com . Thanks everybody.

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. -- Ray, Wed, 13 Feb 2013, 15:15:21 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Air Rhodesia Flight 827
Umniati
Occurrence summary
Date 12 February 1979
Type Civilian airliner shoot-down
Site Vuti African Purchase Area
16°25′S 29°26′ECoordinates: 16°25′S 29°26′E
Passengers 55
Crew 4
Fatalities 59
Survivors 0
Aircraft type Vickers Viscount
Operator Air Rhodesia
Registration VP-YND
Flight origin Salisbury
Last stopover Kariba
Destination Salisbury

Air Rhodesia Flight 827, the Umniati, was a scheduled flight RH827 between Kariba and Salisbury that was shot down on 12 February 1979 by Zimbabwe People's Revolutionary Army (ZIPRA) guerrillas using a Strela 2 missile soon after take-off. The circumstances were very similar to that of Air Rhodesia Flight 825 five months earlier.

The flight's departure from Kariba had been delayed, so it had not climbed over the lake to get above the ceiling of shoulder-launched anti-aircraft missiles before heading for Salisbury.[1] The aircraft was damaged by a Strela 2 missile and came down in rough terrain in the Vuti African Purchase Area east of Lake Kariba.[2] None of the 59 passengers or crew survived.
Following the second incident, Air Rhodesia modified the exhaust pipes of their Viscount aircraft to reduce their infrared signature, and painted the aircraft with a low-radiation paint.[1]

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No brain, no pain -- Rich, Wed, 13 Feb 2013, 13:43:20 (d58-106-91-29.sbr801.nsw.optusnet.com.au/58.106.91.29)

Ya well, JR, I suppose the CIA is in on the plot is it? And the FBI too?
Seems unlikely to me. The guy may not be exactly what is required, but he can stand or fall on his own merits, no need for conspiracy theories.

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Typo -- Jimbo Ray, Wed, 13 Feb 2013, 6:28:27 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Theory :-/ never mind Richie.

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identity theft Jimbo -- Jimbo Ray, Tue, 12 Feb 2013, 21:50:57 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Well "original one & only Jimbo" we all know where you are concerned the wheel is spinning but there is no hamster, I rest my case you tool.

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Rich -- Jimbo Ray, Tue, 12 Feb 2013, 21:42:51 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Rich it's Donald Trump not nevermind's theroy on Obama, you may want to take your head for a crap old chap.

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Obama -- Ray, Mon, 11 Feb 2013, 15:13:26 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Obama was born in Mombasa, Kenya. Ask any older person in Mombasa. The ring he is wearing is inscripted "Allah is Great."

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. -- Ray, Mon, 11 Feb 2013, 15:09:30 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Jimbo I suspected he or rather "it" was not you.
Hi James, thanks, I don't need defending but my Doctorate is University Pretoria 1974.
Hans Hansen, Viscount survivor with his wife, personally sent me his book "The Deafening Silence," but I see now only one used copy is available on Amazon, for $140.00. I read that retaliation by Rhodesian forces was quite severe, going deep into Zambia and killing hundreds of terrorists, and closing down Zambia air space.

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Viscount Flight RH827 -- Tom Henshaw, Mon, 11 Feb 2013, 13:54:59 (58-84-152-133.e-wire.net.au/58.84.152.133)

Tomorrow, Tuesday 12 February 2013 will mark the 34th anniversary of the shooting down of Air Rhodesia Viscount Flight RH827 (the Umniati) by Zipra terrorists. Lest we forget . . .

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Nonsense nevermind -- Rich, Mon, 11 Feb 2013, 12:09:07 (d110-32-165-206.sbr801.nsw.optusnet.com.au/110.32.165.206)

Nevermind, sorry Old Chap, but what a load of crap!

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identity theft -- Jimbo, Mon, 11 Feb 2013, 5:16:05 (d110-32-207-19.sun800.vic.optusnet.com.au/110.32.207.19)

I haven't looked in here for a year or two,and when I do I see that some prick has used the nom de plume Jimbo Ray. I am the original Jimbo, so make up your own next time.

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DECIDE FOR YOURSELF !!! -- nevermind, Sun, 10 Feb 2013, 23:36:03 (CPE-120-145-23-195.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.23.195)



1. Back in 1961 people of colour were called "Negroes".
So why / how can the Obama 'birth certificate' state he is
'African-American when the term wasn't even coined or used at that time?

2. The birth certificate that the White House released Lists Obama's
Birth as August 4, 1961, and Barack Hussein Obama as his father.

No big deal, right? At the time of Obama's birth, it also shows that his
father is aged 25 years old, and that Obama's father was born in "
Ken ya , East Africa ."
This wouldn't seem like anything of concern, except the fact that Ken ya
Did not even exist until 1963, two whole years after Obama's birth, and 27
Years after his father's birth. How could Obama's father have been born in a
Country that did not yet exist? Up and until Ken ya was formed in 1963, it
was known as the " British East Africa Protectorate".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenya_

3. On the birth certificate released by the White House, the listed
Place of birth is "Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynaecological Hospital".
This cannot be possible, because the hospital(s) in question in 1961 were
called "KauiKeolani Children's Hospital" and "Kapi'olani Maternity Home",
respectively. The name did not change to Kapi'olani Maternity &
Gynaecological Hospital until 1978, when these two hospitals merged. How
can this particular name of the hospital be on a birth Certificate dated 1961
if this name had not yet been applied to it until 1978?
http://www.kapiolani.org/women-and-children/about-us/default.aspx


4. Why hasn't this been discussed in the major media?
Perhaps a clue comes from Obama's book on his father. He states how proud
He is of his father fighting in WW II. Unfortunately, Barack Obama's "birth
certificate" says his father was 25 years old (or 27 as the case might be
above) in 1961 when he was born. That should have put his father's date
of birth approximately 1936. Now we need a non-revised history book-one that
hasn't been altered to satisfy the author's goals-to verify that WW II
was basically between 1939 and 1945. Just how many 3 year olds fight in wars?
Even in the latest stages of WW II his father wouldn't have been more than 9?
Does that mean that Mr. Obama is a liar, or simply chooses to alter the
facts to satisfy his imagination or political purposes?


5. Wedding ring is in for repair
Since when does a plain wedding band need repairs, along with your
watch, for a whole month?
Another piece falls into place. In a press conference last week Obama was
not wearing his wedding ring nor was he wearing his watch. When noticed,
his staff said his ring was out for repairs.
No reason was given for the missing watch.
So it's just a coincidence that Muslims are forbidden from wearing
jewellery during the month of Ramadan?
Can't possibly be that, because although he hasn't gone to a Christian
church service since entering the White House, we know he's a committed
Christian "cause he said so during his campaign!"
......... and we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you also.

This is the same president that spent the Christmas holidays in Hawaii
to avoid religious obligations as PRESIDENT at the White House.
His children do not receive Christmas presents.
Let's just face the facts and quit trying to distort the truth, America has a
Muslim for president in the White House, and he has no knowledge of
American history.

DONALD TRUMP YOU MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING ....!!!!!

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Where Have All the Elephants Gone? -- pdefls, Sat, 09 Feb 2013, 3:01:00 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Imagine a world without wild elephants. For some in the frontline of animal preservation it’s not a difficult image to conjure. In Africa, one veteran wildlife campaigner believes it could be a reality within the next 20 years. The reason? A rampant, illegal trade feeding China’s voracious appetite for ivory. The Asian giant’s burgeoning middle class can’t get enough of the stuff so Africa’s elephants are being hunted and slaughtered like never before. Foreign Correspondent goes undercover to expose this shameful, devastating trade.

http://www.abc.net.au/foreign/

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Bark or not... -- James., Sat, 09 Feb 2013, 0:39:13 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

........................................................
Ray's advice on materia medica (and many other matters) has been invaluable to me over the years and I am indebted to him for his generosity and kindness in sharing his not inconsiderable knowledge. En meneer, bark or not, I have a doctorate too.
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Inflated Ray -- nevermind, Fri, 08 Feb 2013, 4:32:29 (CPE-120-145-23-195.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.23.195)

Dr Raymond Schep.
Rayoohoo@yahoo.com.

Ray are you a Doctor or Dietitian just intrigued as to why Dr Raymond Schep.

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. -- Ray, Thu, 07 Feb 2013, 22:07:36 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

What I sell is critical health information,
See "Eat Right For Life". And I don't sell the information either it is free, I just charge for time spent writing and printing costs.

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Inflated Ray -- nevermind, Thu, 07 Feb 2013, 19:27:37 (CPE-120-145-23-195.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.23.195)

Wrong answer as usual and you claim to be a doctor, certainly not an M.D. more to the point a bone shaker, why would a doctor sell real estate for a living???

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FUNNY -- TerryK, Thu, 07 Feb 2013, 18:50:46 (host109-155-224-151.range109-155.btcentralplus.com/109.155.224.151)

Confused by "Was this ...." and "Was that ..." and precisely what they referred to ???

For my part I thought the tale about the jobseeker was hilarious.

Had quite a few jobseekers dropping their CV's through the letterbox in Cape Town. Almost all of them highlighted that they were Zimbabwean or Malawian - says something doesn't it !!!

Back to sunny Bahrain tomorrow so will be surfing the site.

Johnny B - your posting noted - so sad.

Safe my Mates.

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. -- Ray, Wed, 06 Feb 2013, 15:28:04 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

The part below where it says "Was this meant to be funny.."

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Inflated Ray -- nevermind, Wed, 06 Feb 2013, 14:34:27 (CPE-120-145-23-195.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.23.195)

Was that meant to be funny Ray? if so what part?

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A TRUE CHRISTMAS STORY -- Ray, Wed, 06 Feb 2013, 0:29:14 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

True story from a Durban North resident, who had the followingexperience just before Christmas:.
I experienced an interesting episode this holiday. My gardener of many years was away on his regular 3 weeks leave, and as I didn’t feellike explaining the lawn-mowing process to a prospective temporary stand-in gardener, it meant that I had to operate the lawnmower myself.


One Saturday, dressed in my oldest PT shorts and T-shirt, I wasmowing the lawn on the pavement. As so often happens – when you don’t need any
help, then all the help in the world normally arrives. By the time the 4thone arrived with his hands in his pockets and asked for a\“piece-job” for the day, I decided to have a little fun, and the conversation went almost like this:
He : I know of the lawnmower and I can cut the grass
Me: Sorry man, I don’t stay here.- I only work for the people staying here
He : Hau… These people they employ the whitey for the garden !
Me: Yes, and they don’t even give food at lunchtime
This was end of the conversation. He took out his packet of
cigarettes and offered me one. I took one and he lit it for me. I took a few
puffs, nipped it and put the stub behind my ear.
He walked away, shaking his head, and his last words to me were :
“Hau…the ANC has fucked up everything!”

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Pete Henderson -- Johnny B (sad news), Mon, 04 Feb 2013, 12:22:26 (NoHost/101.103.172.81)

For those who knew our neighbour or remember the CFU (Commercial Farmers Union) during the 70's and 80's Pete was chairman of the Cotton Growers Association for some years. He passed away in Harare last week from a hemorrhaged kidney (loss of blood). My condolences to his wife and family. May he rest in peace.

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Inflated Ray -- nevermind, Sun, 03 Feb 2013, 5:02:57 (CPE-120-145-23-195.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.23.195)

Two complements don't equate to massive, Jimbo Ray is on the money, lack of horsepower more to the point.

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JOKE -- James, Fri, 01 Feb 2013, 20:45:07 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

...........................................................

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, ‘I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.’

The man looks a little perplexed and says, ‘Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.’

The doctor answers, ‘I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.’

The man screams in horror, ‘Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!’

The doctor replies, ‘Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.’

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, ‘Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.’

The chap says to the doctor, ‘Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!’

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. ‘Stupid American docttah, -always want opawate.

Make more money dat way. No need amputate!’

‘Oh, thank God!’ the man exclaims.

‘Yes,’ says the Chinese doctor. ‘Wait two week. Faw off by itself...!’



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Do You Believe It? -- Ian, Wed, 30 Jan 2013, 2:07:38 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LW49Kxa_FI&feature=player_embedded

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Oh Boy -- Ray, Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 17:09:09 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

I am proud about the massive compliments, this makes my day.
Ray

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What the hell? -- Jo Pete, Tue, 29 Jan 2013, 10:11:32 (dsl-242-88-67.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.88.67)

Yo BT. Quite a bit of shit going down here. Quite frankly,my dear, I don't give a damn. What I know isthat Ray is the champion winder upper,and I thought that I was quite good.

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Memories of Hank... -- James, Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 22:45:51 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

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Mention of Hank (the Wanker) brought back memories!
Everybody loved him, his razor sharp mind and his wit.
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. -- Ray, Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 15:03:33 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

40 years of marriage..
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

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COMS -- TerryK, Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 5:33:47 (NoHost/95.84.73.236)

Don't know what to say with all this going on !!!

Safe my Mates
TerryK

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Ray AKA Bob -- Jimbo Ray, Sun, 27 Jan 2013, 7:09:09 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)


According to you anybody is free to post what they like on BT, but obviously as long as it is not directed at you.
-- ray, Mon, 24 Dec 2012, 19:15:34 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

Hi Jimbo anybody can post anything they want on this website,
Merry Christmas to you keep your orchids a blooming be happy.
Bob as by far the least "sicko" as some of the horrors we have had on this site in years gone by....(Not referring to you Hank, at least not that much...)

Merry Christmas to everybody
Pam, all my friends I have met and or corresponded,
including Pete!!
(Your clutchplate friend, Ray)

Not a smart comment from someone who thinks he is fully loaded with intellectual horsepower.

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Cowards On The BT -- Ray, Sat, 26 Jan 2013, 4:03:58 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

Jeez, what is the difference between a spider hiding under a rock and someone who posts with a concealed identity. Its clear to me that whoever posts anonymously is totally a coward, childish, insecure and immature.
Especially someone who tries to impersonate others in a posting. What! is your own personality inferior?????
Mine is certainly not!!
Dr Raymond Schep.
Rayoohoo@yahoo.com.

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Opening of Parliament, 1924 -- ererdd, Fri, 25 Jan 2013, 5:07:06 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Titled 'A Landmark in History' this picture was commissioned to celebrate the opening of the first session of the first Rhodesian parliament on the 30th May in 1924. This image was kindly donated by Chris Whitehead.


http://www.britishempire.co.uk/maproom/rhodesia/rhodesiaparliament1924.htm

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A Brief Natural History of Sex -- dsjdksjdksj, Fri, 25 Jan 2013, 4:22:05 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Sex is one of Nature's great mysteries. It is complicated, sometimes risky and inefficient compared to the way microbes reproduce. Microscopic bugs just split in two and even some female lizards have decided that sex with males is not worth the bother. The abstemious lizards just clone themselves.

But so many organisms - from humans to seaweeds - do... ¦ Show more


BBC Radio 4 - A Brief Natural History of Sex
Audio
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01pw1nr

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anon -- Jimbo Ray, Fri, 25 Jan 2013, 1:35:40 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

What a hypocritical comment! You are second to none with regards to offensive posts, your ISP history is anything but favourable, news to me that you have been empowered to referee BT comments

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Here we go again -- anon (bamboozled), Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 19:07:11 (mail137.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.137)

If you use a No-Host address like anonymizer no-one can tell where you are posting from. And as anyone on this forum can call themselves whatever they like, nobody can prove who posted what. Stop being so childish. Yes of course you know who I am from my words. Let's change the subject to something interesting so that we all come back and start chatting again.

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Ray AKA Bob -- Jimbo Ray, Thu, 24 Jan 2013, 1:12:16 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

I love it when a plan comes together, the BT spammer exposed! Commonly known as getting sucked in you pole smoker. If you live in California that would have to be a suburb in NSW not USA.

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. -- ., Wed, 23 Jan 2013, 15:29:14 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)


Date Posted: Fri, 04 May 2012, 7:56:32
Author: Jimbo
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 203.7.175.48
Subject: Muslims

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Ray AKA Bob -- Ray, Wed, 23 Jan 2013, 7:58:12 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Funny I was wondering the same, my ISP Nohost and I live in Perth Australia.

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. -- Ray Ray, Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 15:04:49 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

I am schmardt, but how to get an Australian IP address when my computer is in California I've yet to figure out...

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BOB -- J. S., Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 11:34:16 (41-135-198-239.dsl.mweb.co.za/41.135.198.239)

O. M. G. The pot calling the kettle black

(2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2) -- Ray, Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 8:47:27 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Fu*k Off Bob.

It is a free forum and anyone can post anytime and anything they want. It has always been like this. And bad language and obscenities reflects the character of the postee. No one else.

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Bob AKA Ray -- Ray, Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 6:30:27 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

BT! Ray is Bob he uses two different ISP Addresses(2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)Bob (NoHost/69.199.125.229)Ray.

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. -- Ray, Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 15:27:18 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Please note my IP address is 69.199.125.229. I am not the other Ray.
I see the South African postal service website says the mailing of diamonds are not allowed in first class mail but are allowed in registered first class mail !!!

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(2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2) -- Ray, Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 8:47:27 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Fu*k Off Bob.

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The Lisbon Appointment -- oswqkfu, Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 2:48:57 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

From today's featured article

The Lisbon Appointment was the decision in 1965 by Britain's self-governing colony in Rhodesia to open its own diplomatic mission in Lisbon, the Portuguese capital, which would operate independently from the British embassy there. Britain objected to the proposal when it was put forward in June 1965, and tried unsuccessfully to block it. The affair came amidst the larger dispute between Whitehall and Salisbury about sovereign independence for the colony. Whitehall insisted that there could be no independence before majority rule, which was opposed by Rhodesia's mostly white government. Rhodesia's staunch opposition to immediate majority rule and its disillusionment regarding Britain propelled it towards Portugal, which governed the neighbouring territories of Angola and Mozambique. Portugal, while insisting it was neutral regarding Rhodesia, officially recognised Harry Reedman as "Chief of the Rhodesian Mission" in September 1965. It was careful to avoid provoking Britain, omitting the word "diplomatic" from the titles given to Reedman and his mission, but the Rhodesians still regarded themselves as victorious. Less than two months later, Rhodesia unilaterally declared independence. (Full article...)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisbon_Appointment

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. -- Ray, Tue, 15 Jan 2013, 23:49:03 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Can anybody advise what is the best most reliable way to send books, cosmetics to South Africa.
Would like to hear from somebody who has recently done so and what success was achieved.

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. -- Ray, Mon, 14 Jan 2013, 15:43:00 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

I see I have been quite productive with postings over the past few days.

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IRISH CHRISTENING -- Ray, Sun, 13 Jan 2013, 0:16:11 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)


Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car
accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in a coma for nearly six months,
she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant.

Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, "You had twins, a boy and a
girl. The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them."

The woman thought to herself, 'Oh suffering
Jesus no; not me brother. He's a clueless idiot! '

Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor,
"Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise." said the doctor.

The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought
to self, 'Wow, that's a really beautiful name.
I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like Denise.'

Then she asked, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replied: "Denephew."

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Little Johnny again... -- James, Fri, 11 Jan 2013, 2:26:18 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

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Another Little Johnny joke... I think this one could easily be adapted to fit almost any place.
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Little Johnny & the Premier of Ontario.

Premier Dalton McGuinty was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the Premier if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.

'No,' said McGuinty, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained McGuinty. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. McGuinty searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand...In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. McGuinty was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed McGuinty. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either'.
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Little Jonnie -- Ray, Thu, 10 Jan 2013, 22:23:51 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)


Little Johnny was in a Birmingham classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.
"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher.
'Who is credited with writing the phrase,’ To be or not to be, that is the question’?" asked the teacher..
Little Abdul at the front of the class called out.........'Shakespeare'.
'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off."
'No thank you Miss. I am of Arabic origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.'
'Well okay,' said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
Little Hassan also at the front yelled out..... "Martin Luther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off"
"No thank you miss, I am of Pakistani origin and we also
do not take time off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Hassan.
Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F***ing Asians!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.

"Enoch Powell!" yelled little Johnny, "See ya Tuesday!!!!"

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Spelling of skean dhu... -- James., Wed, 09 Jan 2013, 4:17:55 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

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RAY: The joke is on its way... My spelling of skean dhu (or sometimes skean dubh) was a bit off and my Mother a Gaelic speaker too! It just means 'black knife' and is worn tucked inside the stocking - not to be confused with a dirk.

Reading a biography of Lord Kitchener and there is a neat photo of Kitchener and Christiaan de Wet...
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. -- ray, Tue, 08 Jan 2013, 22:55:49 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

On condition the kilt is long enough James!!
James can you send me that joke about the woman that took $20 from her husband, I accidentally deleted it.

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MacSchep -- James, Tue, 08 Jan 2013, 3:57:39 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

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RAY: I'm thinking you'd look great in the kilt! If I'm an honorary Boer, you are an honorary Scot. Drollest comment I had when wearing my kilt was from an Irish lass who was in a lift with me. On the way up she asked what tartan I was wearing, "Ancient Macdonald - my Mother's tartan." I replied. Just before she got off the lift she turned, smiled, and said, "Macdonald? I expect you're a quarter pounder then!"

Lifing the kilt by a female is OK, but (as I think Jimbo would confirm) if you are male, don't mess about; why do you think kilt wearers have a skian dhubh (knife) in their stocking? A wee bauchle like Hank lifting a kilt would be sure to get a blade between the ribs!
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. -- Ray, Mon, 07 Jan 2013, 15:33:01 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

And I am not noHost/203.7.175.48
Ray

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. -- Ray, Mon, 07 Jan 2013, 15:30:23 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

I did not post deer hunter but I wish I did.

James if you were in full Clan regalia and lifted up your kilt, mebbe some of the ladies might make a pinch...

The hey-bob-a-re-bob saga continues.

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Bob -- Pip, Mon, 07 Jan 2013, 5:53:23 (dsl-202-173-135-149.nsw.westnet.com.au/202.173.135.149)

Bob is untraceable - he knows this -

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WHAT DO DEER THINK? -- Ray, Sun, 06 Jan 2013, 5:09:54 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)




Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist.

The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'

Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.'

The interview ended at that point.

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2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2 Bob -- Ray, Sat, 05 Jan 2013, 22:50:16 (NoHost/203.7.175.48)

Fu*k Off Bob.

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Falklands row: Sun takes out advert in Argentinian newspaper -- ejsle, Sat, 05 Jan 2013, 4:51:32 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

The Sun has taken out an advertisement in an Argentinian newspaper reasserting British sovereignty over the Falklands, after Argentina's president, Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, published an advert in the UK press accusing Britain of colonialism.

The Sun advert, published in the English-language Buenos Aires Herald, which has a circulation of more than 20,000, tells the Argentinians to keep their "hands off" the islands, which the two countries fought a war over 30 years ago.


See The Sun advert below:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/04/sun-advert-falklands-argentina-uk

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Reclaiming hijacked buildings in central Johannesburg -- lwcu, Fri, 04 Jan 2013, 2:32:55 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Australian Broadcasting Corporation

Broadcast: 03/01/2013

Reporter: Ginny Stein

After years of being a no-go zone, owners are reclaiming buildings in central Johannesburg that have been hijacked by criminal gangs.

Transcript/Video
http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2012/s3663992.htm

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“high level of identity swapping” -- tosgk, Thu, 03 Jan 2013, 3:56:14 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

The department has also said a “high level of identity swapping” was discovered last year.

Since June 2012, the fingerprints of almost 3,000 visa applicants have been cross-checked against the UK immigration database.

As a result “numerous incidences of identity swapping” had been revealed and people who had “adverse immigration histories in the UK” had also been identified.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2013/0103/1224328379720.html

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Kingfisher eh? -- James, Wed, 02 Jan 2013, 23:05:59 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

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RAY: "The Woodland Kingfisher... stretches his wings out wide, and then slowly turns a full circle so that the female can see every part."

Kingfisher eh? I try that with my breeks about my ankles
when I try to impresss a lady! But I believe the bird would have more luck!
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Birds -- Ray, Wed, 02 Jan 2013, 15:30:03 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Roger just got my National Geopgraphic delivered a minute ago. The Birds Of Paradise are incredibly beautiful, but some spectacular mating dances can be seen in the African Savannah also, I have seen male Ostriches doing ballet that would have put Dame Margot Fonteyn to envy. And the Woodland Kingfisher while standing on a branch stretches his wings out wide, and then slowly turns a full circle so that the female can see every part.

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Bulawayo Pub Crawl -- Libra, Mon, 31 Dec 2012, 20:13:47 (02de41dc.bb.sky.com/2.222.65.220)

Thank you for the interesting link to the Bulawayo pubs - brought back lots of old memories and so happy to see some of the old haunts are still there.

Wishing all Rhodies - wherever - a healthy and peaceful New Year. Stay well.

Libra

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Birding -- Roger, Mon, 31 Dec 2012, 6:08:27 (125-238-117-52.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/125.238.117.52)

Ray, and other birders, you may have seen the link below, if not enjoy.

Happy New Year to all Rhodesians.


http://www.cornell.edu/video/?VideoID=2398

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(2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2) Bob -- Jimbo, Sun, 30 Dec 2012, 23:46:39 (CPE-120-145-23-195.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.23.195)

Piss Off.

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A historic pub crawl of Bulawayo, Zimbabwe -- gopws, Sun, 30 Dec 2012, 5:58:23 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

A unique pub tour in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe's second city, gives tourists a taste of local life you don't get on a safari


http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2012/nov/02/bulawayo-zimbabwe-beer-pub-crawl?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

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UK Confidential -- poed, Sun, 30 Dec 2012, 2:51:34 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Martha Kearney looks at the events of 1982 through newly-released government papers.

Listen now - 5 days left
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00xj3rw

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Looking for Paddy Jenner -- Elspeth Webb, Thu, 27 Dec 2012, 10:04:11 (dsl-146-22-91.telkomadsl.co.za/41.146.22.91)

Looking for Paddy Jenner ( née ) DeSmidt was formally from Bulowayo 1960's.
Taught yoga classes. Would love to catch up.

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. -- Ray, Thu, 27 Dec 2012, 7:23:05 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

Forgive me Jimbo!!
Pleeeeease!

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Ray -- Jimbo, Wed, 26 Dec 2012, 2:27:07 (CPE-120-145-23-195.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.23.195)

Ray you support fear mongering and distress caused by morons like Bob! you are no better than he his, I took you for a more intelligent individual in the past "wrong" eventually time always tells with what comes out of the wash.

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. -- Ray, Mon, 24 Dec 2012, 19:24:56 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

Holleh Nowrouz, executive media manager for the Sales Sharks Rugby team gets fired after posting on Facebook:

The post read: "Oh, the joys of managing a sport club's social media when we've lost the last seven Premiership home games. To the Sale Sharks fans who comment about the club needing to spend less time blogging and tweeting and more time coaching, the staff who create content for the website and social media platforms are not the same members of staff who coach the team. You absolute fucking nitwits."

And then they go and hire coach Mitchell who got fired for insulting players at Golden Lions!

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. -- ray, Mon, 24 Dec 2012, 19:15:34 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

Hi Jimbo anybody can post anything they want on this website,
Merry Christmas to you keep your orchids a blooming be happy.
Bob as by far the least "sicko" as some of the horrors we have had on this site in years gone by....(Not referring to you Hank, at least not that much...)

Merry Christmas to everybody
Pam, all my friends I have met and or corresponded,
including Pete!!
(Your clutchplate friend, Ray)

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2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2 Bob -- Jimbo, Mon, 24 Dec 2012, 3:26:08 (CPE-120-145-46-251.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.46.251)

Bob you are 1 sick bastard, no need to share your fascinations with Aids, rape and munts? we are all well aware of what goes on in Southern Africa. To date you have never had the balls to respond to anything put to you, nothing but a disgrace to your race you mongrel, F**k Off sicko.

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Police-jail rapes of white SA men is a war crime pattern -- weeki, Mon, 24 Dec 2012, 2:58:04 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

It’s a pattern: often white South African men are arrested on frivolous charges, dumped in holding cells with black criminals and raped – and then released without charges the next day…


http://afrikaner-genocide-achives.blogspot.com.au/2010/01/police-jail-rapes-of-white-sa-men-is.html

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BT -- Jimbo, Mon, 24 Dec 2012, 0:01:05 (CPE-120-145-167-214.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au/120.145.167.214)

Merry Christmas & Best wishes to you all! this does not include you spew bucket Bob.

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Selous Scouts -- Tim Murphy, Kirkwood, Missouri, USA, Sat, 22 Dec 2012, 22:35:00 (NoHost/209.106.13.97)

In the December issue of Soldier of Fortune magazine there is an article on the Selous Scouts. Rhodesia is remembered

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'I chose to be his fourth wife' -- trde, Sat, 22 Dec 2012, 1:49:36 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

The South African President, Jacob Zuma, has wrapped up the ANC's week-long conference with a speech promising to crack down on corruption and end the infighting within the governing party.

He has come in for a fair deal of criticism himself though, not least because of the amount of money spent on his residences and his four wives.

Most prominent among them is Bongi Ngema Zuma - she is the wife who accompanies the president on trips abroad.

And she has been active in promoting her foundation that fights diabetes.

At her presidential residence in Pretoria, the BBC's Lerato Mbele asked what her duties entailed.

Read More
Jacob Zuma to wed for sixth time

VIDEO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20808350

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Greetings -- Jo Pete, Fri, 21 Dec 2012, 13:53:36 (dsl-242-88-67.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.88.67)

Yo BT. In this time of goodwill to all, seasons greetings from me to you all,even Clutchplates

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Wovets -- RedUncle, Thu, 20 Dec 2012, 14:35:26 (unallocated.star.net.uk/89.206.151.116)

Read this today and it made me laugh as it was posted in the context of "why has mugape not been keen to wear a uniform?"

Edgar Tekere in his book A Lifetime of Struggle gives a detailed account of Mugabe’s attempts to lead the struggle in the teeth of resistance from the military commanders in the field. In Mozambique, Mugabe and Tekere were under virtual house arrest.
“I then taught him how to handle weapons,” Tekere recalls, “and to keep them always within reach. “Yes, up to that time he had not learnt to use a weapon.”
“There were other examples of his lack of appetite for war,” Tekere noted. They had difficulty getting him into uniform. Inspecting the graves after the Chimoio massacre, he was conspicuous without a uniform.
“Here he was, surrounded by the rest of us dressed in our military attire, wearing a suit,” Tekere recounted. “It was most incongruous.”
“Tongogara and I decided he must have a uniform and arranged for one to be made for him but somehow this never happened. He was really a civilian bureaucrat. He would sit in his office waiting to receive military briefings from me and never took the initiative himself unless pushed. He did not know how to salute.” Ndabaningi Sithole described him as a good civil administrator.

The respondant then said that he had not read anywhere where Tekere or Tongogara had been involved in direct contact with the Rhodesians. It is so true, and why? Because so few, if any, wovets actually survived a direct contact with the Rhodesians!

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. -- Edgar cayce, Tue, 18 Dec 2012, 22:41:52 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

and she likes boys...

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. -- Edgar Cayce, Tue, 18 Dec 2012, 22:40:25 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

By the way Cecil Rhodes is now a girl, 15 years...

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Bob -- Jimbo, Sun, 16 Dec 2012, 10:39:44 (CPE-58-167-225-63.lns4.wel.bigpond.net.au/58.167.225.63)

Bob you low life! what part of Piss Off do you not understand?

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. -- Edgar Cayce, Sat, 15 Dec 2012, 16:29:14 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

No Hubbard was not Cecil Rhodes, Ceil Rhodes was due for reincarnation 1997, and should only be 15 years old today according to the natural cycle of rebirth. However Hubbard was the brother of Rhodes, strange enough.

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Hubbard firmly believed he was Cecil Rhodes in his previous life -- trtrtrtr, Sat, 15 Dec 2012, 0:36:22 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

The Rhodesia Story

This was told to me by the brother of the guy who was in Rhodesia with Hubbard in 1966. As to whether it is totally true or not, I will never know, but the two brothers were very dour, humourless management consultants from Manchester. I cannot think of any reason to doubt their story.

As you know, Hubbard was usually very down on anyone who thought they had been a famous person in a past life. Except him, of course.

Hubbard firmly believed he was Cecil Rhodes in his previous life. In fact, one of the main reasons he went to Rhodesia was to try and discover where Rhodes had hidden his treasure. (This treasure hunting was a theme through Hubbard's later life).

http://exscn.net/content/view/119/98/

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Looking for Mrs Livingstone -- ererer, Sat, 15 Dec 2012, 0:14:34 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Writer Julie Davidson searches for traces of Mary Livingstone, the courageous and stoical wife of renowned explorer and missionary, David Livingstone.

The author's travels through Southern Africa come to an end, when she reaches Mary Livingstone's final resting place: a crumbling grave on the banks of the Zambezi River, in a remote part of Mozambique.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01p7hcr#programme-broadcasts

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Marion COWAN -- yodd, Fri, 14 Dec 2012, 3:29:36 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

COWAN, Marion Binning.

Formerly of Glasgow, Zimbabwe and Northern Beaches. Passed away peacefully on December 5, 2012, aged 96 years.

Beloved wife of John (deceased), much loved mother of Eric and Pam, sister to Dorothy and grandmother and great-grandmother to lots of interesting people whom she adored.

Family and friends are warmly invited to a celebration of MARIONs life to be held in the East Chapel, Northern Suburbs Crematorium on Friday (December 14, 2012), commencing at 10.30 a.m.

http://tributes.smh.com.au/obituaries/smh-au/obituary.aspx?pid=161529606#fbLoggedOut

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(2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au -- Jimbo, Sun, 09 Dec 2012, 0:05:49 (CPE-58-167-225-63.lns4.wel.bigpond.net.au/58.167.225.63)

Piss Off Bob.

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Wealthy investors lured with new visas -- pedr, Mon, 03 Dec 2012, 2:49:53 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

They will have to invest in state and territory government bonds, Australian Security Investment Commission-regulated managed funds that invest in Australian assets, or in unlisted private Australian companies.


"Where visa holders choose to invest directly into Australian companies, these companies will need to meet certain qualifying business standards," he said.
Visa holders will be able to extend initial four year visas by additional two year periods.


They will be able to satisfy the residence requirement of 160 days in Australia at any time throughout their four year visa.


http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/wealthy-investors-lured-with-new-visas/story-e6frfku9-1226460805601

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. -- Ray, Sun, 02 Dec 2012, 16:03:23 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

Suzie is Alive And Well and Living in London.

(As the All Blacks have found out).

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How to tell a positive HIV story in Africa -- gyhhq, Sat, 01 Dec 2012, 1:25:47 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

But what does the HIV story look like as reported from the place where it is a daily reality? Last month my photographer colleague Frank Miller and I travelled to Zambia, 15 per cent of whose 14 million people are HIV positive, to try to find out.

What you cannot avoid noticing in Lusaka, the country’s capital, are the billboards that line all the main roads. Then you notice the hand-painted adverts and slogans on the walls. Their messages are stark.

“Beating. Rape. Defilement” – referring to men, often HIV positive, who have sex with their daughters, stepdaughters and granddaughters – “Men!!! Don’t just watch. Stop the violence.”

“When pregnant, get tested and treated for HIV.”

“Child sexual abuse. Stop it now.”

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/weekend/2012/1201/1224327333571.html

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Search for John and David Sheffield -- Murray Burns (help), Wed, 28 Nov 2012, 20:29:23 (dsl-242-16-39.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.16.39)

I wish to make contact with my cousins, John and David Sheffield,
Both attended Milton High School in Bulawayo. John is married to Liz, and David is married to Melanie. David emigrated to Australia in the 1970s, and worked at one of the gold mines at Kalgoorlie. His last known address is in Perth. I have lost track of John, and do not know where is living now. Their parents were Hedley and Iris Sheffield, and they originally lived at 94 Percy Ave , Hillside, Bulawayo. I would love to make contact with John and David after all these years! Can anyone out there help me?

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. -- Ray, Wed, 28 Nov 2012, 17:41:22 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

I always thought the double Irish Dutch sandwich was a movie scene involving two Irishmen and a Dutch girl in an X-rated movie. I stand corrected.

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. -- Ray, Wed, 28 Nov 2012, 15:08:49 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Pam: Cool!

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Double Irish Dutch sandwich raises digital tax issues -- Bill, Wed, 28 Nov 2012, 2:55:39 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

ALAN KOHLER, PRESENTER: Assistant Treasurer David Bradbury did an unusual thing this week. In a speech to the Institute of Chartered Accountants tax conference, he described how a particular taxpayer, Google Australia, is going about avoiding tax.

It is called the double Irish Dutch sandwich and, as David Bradbury told the conference, you just have to Google it and you get a YouTube video explaining how it works.

Here a bit of it.

(Excerpt from TaxTV YouTube video on Irish Dutch Sandwich tax avoidance)

TAX TV PRESENTER: I'm John with Tax TV, here to explain the Double Irish and the Dutch Sandwich.

http://www.abc.net.au/insidebusiness/content/2011/s3640316.htm

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Penguin Humour (sick) -- Pam, Tue, 27 Nov 2012, 18:12:19 (d226-57-25.home.cgocable.net/24.226.57.25)

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

OK - so that is not really funny! :(

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Lalapanzi -- Ray, Thu, 22 Nov 2012, 17:37:20 (rrcs-108-178-163-105.west.biz.rr.com/108.178.163.105)

Yes I remember, Dawie got a death threat from a jealous husband after commenting on his wife’s tits, (she did not seem to mind), and Dawie demonstrated a new film applied to car windows to make them unbreakable, it was tested with a hammer.
(It didn’t work.)

Those were the days.

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hibuku -- Jo Pete, Thu, 22 Nov 2012, 9:52:05 (dsl-242-66-120.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.66.120)

Yo BT. Whilst I have been known to drink the odd scud of Chibuku I am a connoisseur og Go beer, the Gwelo municipality equivalent. Dawie,my mates,Ray, myself drank 20Lt of the stuff one night at Pete's Pull Inn, Lalapanzi.

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CHIBUKU -- TerryK, Wed, 21 Nov 2012, 3:48:13 (dynamic.ip.89.148.9.254.batelco.com.bh/89.148.9.254)

Jimbo - had a few goes at various stages of my life. Most notably I had it in a chipped enamel mug in the BOMA at Vic Falls. It went down rather well when washing down the Mopane worms. Just like using the right wine glass makes a difference we decided that the chipped enamel mug clinched the deal.
Many stories used to circulate about the home made stuff when I was a lighty. As indicated by Ray there were allegedy bits (like of people) and apparently a flavouring of battery acid.

Have you been doing any sums of late ???

Safe my Mates
TerryK

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Chibuku Beer -- Jimbo, Wed, 21 Nov 2012, 2:04:25 (CPE-120-145-24-172.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.24.172)

Besides Jo Pete does anybody else have a taste for Chibuku shake shake International beer.

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. -- Ray, Mon, 19 Nov 2012, 21:32:16 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Roger in my opinion, Castle would not lose anything by dropping the maize except those accustomed to the maize taste.. Sorghum beer(Kaffirbeer) by the way, is a good source of manganese. (And anything else they might dump in there).

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Maize -- Roger, Mon, 19 Nov 2012, 19:30:23 (125-238-117-52.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/125.238.117.52)

Thanks Ray, I knew there was a difference, there is no maize in the Castle I have purchased. I have just checked. (South African, not Rhodesian).

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Drink Right For Life -- Ray, Mon, 19 Nov 2012, 15:22:21 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Roger according to the ratebeer website the ingredients for Castle are:

COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
First brewed in 1889.
Ingredients: Barley malt; Maize; hops.

I am "amazed" that they used maize in castle, never drew my attention. Note maize is the second ingredient so hopefully it is still predominantly barley.
The best ingredient for beer from a nutritional standpoint is barley. The reason, barley is grain that has the highest silica content. Silica is good for skin, bones, and ligaments. (See "Eat Right For Life" R. Schep)
That is why rugby players drink beer. Only cucumbers have equivalent silica content. If women don't like putting beer on the around eye areas then a slice of cucumber will do the job. Beer brewed with wheat I would not even put down my toilet.

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Castle Lager -- Roger, Mon, 19 Nov 2012, 0:11:55 (125-238-117-52.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/125.238.117.52)

I purchased some Castle the other day here in Tauranga, New Zealand.

But it didn't taste the same, maybe it's me but I am sure that Castle used to be brewed with maize, malt, hops and water.

Now it is brewed with barley, malt, hops and water.

It was a nice drop, is it me that is mistaken?
Just did not seem to have the distinctive flavour that I remember.

Thanks in anticipation.

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CHECKING NICELY -- TerryK, Sun, 18 Nov 2012, 12:58:53 (NoHost/95.84.73.236)

Back again in a delightful Bahrain - high 20's, low humidity and an endlessly clear sky. Nice breeze if only I had my Laser with me !!! Work instead.
About to go Cape Town based for 5 months from early December and will be looking to share a pint with anyone within striking distance of Forries. Any takers ???

Regards to all.

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search for Higham -- Jonathan Pittaway (expectant), Sun, 18 Nov 2012, 9:05:47 (41-133-6-146.dsl.mweb.co.za/41.133.6.146)

please looking for the family of Jimmy Higham, Long Range Desert Group in World War 2. thanks.

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. -- Ray, Fri, 16 Nov 2012, 17:51:13 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Jimbo now only if the Japanese could stop eating all the wales and dolphins.

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FO -- Jo Pete, Fri, 16 Nov 2012, 15:52:43 (dsl-242-66-120.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.66.120)

Yo BT. This forum is not for personal gain or adverts so take your last posting and hike.

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Japan -- Jimbo, Fri, 16 Nov 2012, 0:31:32 (CPE-120-145-24-172.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.24.172)

The Japanese are a very evolved race.
Have you ever read in the newspaper that a political Leader or a Prime Minister from an Islamic nation has visited Japan?
Have you ever come across news that the Ayatollah of Iran or the King ofSaudi Arabia or even a Saudi Prince has visited Japan?

Japan is a country keeping Islam at bay.
Japan has put strict restrictions on Islam and ALL Muslims.
The reasons are:
A) Japan is the only nation that does not give citizenship to Muslims.
B) In Japan permanent residency is not given to Muslims.
C) There is a strong ban on the propagation of Islam in Japan.
D) In the University of Japan, Arabic or any Islamic language is not taught.
E) One cannot import a 'Koran' published in the Arabic language.
F) According to Data published by the Japanese government, it has given temporary residency to only 2 lakhs, Muslims, who must follow the Japanese Law of the Land. These Muslims should speak Japanese and carry their Religious rituals in their Homes.
G) Japan is the only country in the world that has a negligible number of Embassies in Islamic countries.
H) Japanese people are not attracted to Islam at all.
I) Muslims residing in Japan are the employees of foreign Companies.
J) Even today, visas are not granted to Muslim doctors, engineers or Managers sent by foreign companies.
K) In the majority of companies it Is stated in their regulations that no Muslims should apply for a job.
L) The Japanese government is of the opinion that Muslims are fundamentalist and even in the era of globalization they are not willing to change their Muslim Laws.
M) Muslims cannot even think about renting a house in Japan.
N) If anyone comes to know that his neighbour is a Muslim then the whole neighbourhood stays alert.
O) No one can start an Islamic cell or Arabic 'Madrasa' in Japan
P) There is no Sharia law in Japan.
Q) If a Japanese woman marries a Muslim then she is considered an Outcast Forever.R) According to Mr. Kumiko Yagi, Professor of Arab/Islamic Studies at TokyoUniversity of Foreign Studies, "There is a mind Frame in Japan that Islam is a very narrow minded religion and one should stay away from it."
S) Freelance journalist Mohammed Juber toured many Islamic countries after 9/11 including Japan. He found that the Japanese were Confident that Extremists could do no harm in Japan.
My personal estimation of the Japanese has risen Dramatically!

VERY SMART PEOPLE

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. -- Me, Thu, 15 Nov 2012, 20:44:12 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Funny, Jimbo. How about banning sadza. Now we talking.

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Too True -- Jimbo, Thu, 15 Nov 2012, 10:20:08 (CPE-120-145-24-172.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.24.172)

Dear Mr Cameron,
after 4 years of the Smoking Ban, Ten Thousand Pubs have disappeared, just imagine what could disappear if you
banned Halal Meat.. .... give it some f**king thought please!!!

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Changes -- Jimbo, Thu, 15 Nov 2012, 10:17:17 (CPE-120-145-24-172.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.24.172)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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Smiles -- Jimbo, Wed, 14 Nov 2012, 23:40:24 (CPE-120-145-24-172.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.24.172)

• I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, "You're pulling my leg."

• I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. At least I presume she was poor. She only had $1.20 in her purse.

• My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

• Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt. Do you think I should change dentists?

• A wife says to her husband, “You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.” He says, “What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.”

• I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening to me."

• The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I went to the op-shop to get all of her clothes back.

• At the Senior Citizens Center, they had a contest the other day. I lost by two points. One of the questions I missed was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa. The other question that I missed was, “Name one thing commonly found in cells.” It appears that Aboriginals was not the correct answer either.

• A new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from there after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.

• You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

• A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said, "How can you tell apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache."

• Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No! It's normal-people porn, you sick bastard!"

• The Red Cross just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only goes as far as the end of the driveway.

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Spantons -- Jo Pete, Wed, 14 Nov 2012, 15:40:45 (dsl-242-66-120.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.66.120)

Yo BT. Olga Spantons are very old and close family friends from Gwelo. Email sent.

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LOOKING FOR FAMILY CHARLES SPANTON/GERALD SPANTON -- OLGA CHARLES (LOOKING FOR FAMILY), Wed, 14 Nov 2012, 9:48:30 (muhacha.iwayafrica.co.zw/196.2.64.46)

HI, I AM LOOKING FOR FAMILY..MY GRANDFATHER WAS CHARLES SPANTON HE HAD TWO CHILDREN BY THE NAMES OF CYNTHIA MARY SPANTON AND GERALD VAUGHN CHARLES SPANTON..IF YOU KNOW OF ANY WERE ABOUTS OF THEM AND THEIR CHILDREN PLEASE CONTACT ME..ON Tazz@mweb.co.zw or +263 9 79016 URGENTLY ..THANKYOU

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LOOKING FOR FAMILY CHARLES SPANTON/GERALD SPANTON -- GERALD SPANTON (LOOKING URGENTLY), Wed, 14 Nov 2012, 9:45:36 (muhacha.iwayafrica.co.zw/196.2.64.46)

HI, I AM LOOKING FOR FAMILY..MY GRANDFATHER WAS CHARLES SPANTON HE HAD TWO CHILDREN BY THE NAMES OFF CYNTHIA MARY SPANTON AND GERALD VAUGHN CHARLES SPANTON..IF YOU KNOW OF ANY WERE ABOUTS OF THEM AND THEY CHILDREN PLEASE CONTACT ME..ON Tazz@mweb.co.zw or +263 9 79016 URGENTLY ..THANKYOU

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. -- Ray, Tue, 13 Nov 2012, 17:04:01 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Hi Pam glad to see you are still around, hope it hasn't snowed yet.

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Mine For Sale -- Ray, Tue, 13 Nov 2012, 17:00:14 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Hi Jo Pete my friend from high school, Deon Alberts has a tantalum mine for sale in Mozambique only 5.5 million USD cheap. Do you know of anyone interested. I don't know if I have your e-mail addie anymore

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Sharks recognise a Blue Bull -- sPam, Tue, 13 Nov 2012, 0:11:56 (d226-57-25.home.cgocable.net/24.226.57.25)

Professional etiquette, Ray - the Sharks would never harm a Blue Bull(sh!tter). Regards.

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Search for David Sheffield -- Murray Burns, Mon, 12 Nov 2012, 14:23:24 (dsl-242-20-17.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.20.17)

I am David Sheffield's cousin and am trying to trace him. He went to Milton High School, Bulawayo, and emigrated to Australia in the 1970s . His wife is Melanie. He worked as a mine captain in Rhodesia, and worked for a while at a gold mine in kalgoorlie, Australia. Last known residential address in Perth Australia. Can anyone out there help me?

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Unfunny? joke -- James S, Fri, 09 Nov 2012, 23:58:43 (CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/174.119.162.111)

__________________________________________________________
An elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services at The Villages.
About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to John .
The note said: "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
John scribbled back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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Fund Raising Service For Swaziland -- Ray, Thu, 08 Nov 2012, 15:34:12 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Happy birthday Pete, and get as much enjoyment as possible from being alive.

Nobody is dying of AIDS in Swaziland, or anywhere else, but what the hell, I am sure the poor will appreciate any medical assistance they can get.

When our varsity went on a snorkeling spearfishing camp in Mozambique on the coast north of Xai-Xai in 1970, the medical students set up a clinic in the camp and every morning the strandlopers would come for treatment of their ails. I needed treatment myself when one of the students forgot to remove the tip of the speargun when returning in the surf, and swam into me.
Ouch. I had to swim with a trail of blood through shark infested waters to get to shore.
Nevertheless I am happy to announce, I made it.

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UDI -- Jo Pete, Thu, 08 Nov 2012, 10:51:47 (dsl-242-66-120.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.66.120)

Yo BT. Not only is Sunday the very ill fated and ill advised UDI day and Armistice Day, but it is also my birthday, one I never thought I'd see.
For those who don't know Armistice was signed between the Brits & the German's on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month in 1918,so ending WW I, but I don't know the significance of 11.

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Fundraising Service for Swaziland -- Jimbo, Thu, 08 Nov 2012, 2:40:22 (CPE-120-145-24-172.lnse2.wel.bigpond.net.au/120.145.24.172)

F**k Off Bob.

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Fundraising Service for Swaziland -- Sunday 25th November at 7.30pm, Thu, 08 Nov 2012, 2:24:49 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

A special, ecumenical service will be held in St. Cronan’s Church of Ireland on Sunday 25th November at 7.30pm to raise funds for the Luyengo Farm Project in Swaziland.

more
http://www.tipperarystar.ie/news/local/fundraising-service-for-swaziland-1-4447470

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RHODESIAN Independence Day -- Tim Murphy Kirkwood, Missouri, USA, Wed, 07 Nov 2012, 2:17:53 (NoHost/209.106.13.97)

I just wanted to wish Rhodesians everywhere a Happy Independence Day this Sunday.

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. -- ray, Tue, 06 Nov 2012, 22:16:23 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

he he.

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Clutchplates -- Carl Schmidt, Tue, 06 Nov 2012, 10:38:37 (41-133-2-244.dsl.mweb.co.za/41.133.2.244)

Oh well, at least i'm a "Clutchplate", that's up near the front of a vehicle and not a "Diff", because that's at the rear end. You see without the "clutchplate" the "diff" can not function, yet a "clutchplate" can function without a diff.

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. -- Ray, Mon, 05 Nov 2012, 15:04:41 (NoHost/69.199.125.229)

Nice polite post Carl.
Jo Pete, Blou Bulle who??
Never heard of them.

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Clutchplates -- Jo Pete, Mon, 05 Nov 2012, 10:07:58 (dsl-242-66-120.telkomadsl.co.za/41.242.66.120)

Yo BT. Not to worry everyone. Clutchplates are a dying and increasingly ridiculed race. That they will dissappear is a certain fact.It's already started with their rugby team, the Blou Balle,who are history.

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Ray -- Carl Schmidt, Mon, 05 Nov 2012, 6:47:32 (41-133-2-244.dsl.mweb.co.za/41.133.2.244)

Ray, you obviously have a very short memory. Must be a syndrome called "C R A F T". I can take a joke, believe it or not, however, this has spilled over from the last episode. I had accepted the fact that we are two totally different individuals and I had acceted that we had aggreed to disagree and moved on and made a point of "NOT" commenting on any of your mates posts, in order to make sure that we do not cross each others paths. I had also accepted that the two of us can never and will never sit around the same fire. Yet your mate will persist in having a go at me for reasons only known by himeself. If he was this so called "Superior Being" that is so highly educated and master of the Engish langauge, why is it that he can not leave it be? like I had. I had reached the point of no return and due to the arrogant nature of your mate, no matter what, he is under the impression that he is of some superior race and being. Well I have news for both of you. Life don't work that way. I suggest you take a broader look at the entire picture before you tell me to jump into the Apies River. Your mate, must get over himself. You see Ray, you guys claim to be masters of the Enlish langauge, yet if you read my initial post you will note that I wrote and, I quote what I wrote "I will stop short in telling you to". Now if you guys where the masters of the English langauge, as you's claim to be, then it will mean exactly what is says, "STOP SHORT". It does not mean that I have sworn at the man, so please get your facts straight.

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TerryK Midland schools -- Johnny B (Memory test ??), Sun, 04 Nov 2012, 15:06:00 (NoHost/101.103.24.47)

This was a bit before my time, I was only a 6 year old nipper then, but yes I do remember ! John Charters was farming just down the road from us, but when the war got bad he moved on. His daughter worked with us at DWT and I have since heard from her after she moved to NZ. Helen was working with Jackie Kinnaird (who were assaulted last week) Kevin Conway is still around,(didn't know Chris, Charlie was the old man)and his younger brother Rob also went to Gwebi with my brother. Sadly Rob was killed in a motor accident. Clever little bugger, flew planes and was a switched on farmer. The old man I think is long gone.

Midland schools...There was a continued mutual agreement amongst the three Gwelo schools and Jameson for A level courses right up to 1974. GFS had the best Science Block for the A level students, so the other schools came out to GFS and the other subjects the guys used to catch the bus to either Chaplin or Thornhill. I don't know about Que Que coming through. I wasn't clever enough to do A's !

Regards the diving and swimming, also a little before my time, but I used to watch the girls and give my points according to appearance and figure rather than ability to dive !
GFS never had a decent pool, it was the original RRAF WW2 one and never got upgraded. Swimming for midlands I did all my training at the Gwelo Municipal pool. This was the only sport they never did equipment upgrades on.

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JAMESON -- TerryK, Sun, 04 Nov 2012, 12:23:18 (NoHost/95.84.73.236)

Carl & JohnnyB –
Doing time in Bahrain again and picked up on your Jameson exchange. I may have covered some of this before but at the risk of repeating myself –

My final UVI year at Chaplin in 1962 was made much more interesting through the creation of a Midlands VIth form with classes split between Chaplin and Thornhill. Do you know how long they carried on with this arrangement ???

We were joined by Que Que and Jameson pupils – Jameson guys included Bill Smith, Pete Henderson, Dux Santowski, ??? Charters, Jacque Fourie and Ian Raynor (a year behind). Pete and Ian carried on to UCT with me – I would love to know what happened to the others ???

JohnnyB you mentioned swimming – I dived and swam for the Midlands from 1957 to 1960 in both the Federal and Rhodesian championships. Chris and Kevin Conway from Gatooma were in the team at various stages but they went to St Georges (an excellent swimming school under under Father Ross). I think that Kevin went on to the Gwebi Agricultural College. Again – I don’t know what became of them ???

There you go – hoping to make it to the sports bar in time to watch the GP – much more fun with Vettel starting from the back of the grid !!!

Regards to all

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A rare jewel in a perfect setting -- Riverrun Cottages, Sat, 03 Nov 2012, 2:44:32 (2.220.70.115.static.exetel.com.au/115.70.220.2)

Welcome to the Riverrun Cottages situated on our 68 acres farm in the picturesque village of Terryglass on the Northern Shores of Lough Derg.

We can promise you the perfect setting for that special break. Come for a couples escape or plan a large gathering of family and friends – we will be delighted to assist you with your requests.


http://www.riverrun.ie

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Sign of the times -- Johnny B (Last colonial/foreigners post), Sat, 03 Nov 2012, 0:56:30 (NoHost/101.103.24.47)

Ja a bloody shame about the Zim ruins.Even with modern technology I don't think the locals could build it as good as the foreigners who originally built the structure without mortar. (they'll cheat and get experts in) If the locals were this good why didn't they keep building with their own abilities?

Khami was also a left over from the greater Zimbabwe Dynasty also. A place where Ivory, slaves, copper and gold were traded with the outside world. I picked up glass beads amongst the ruins last time I was there.

It was free entrance in the 70's and 80's then they fenced it off and laid claim to it's history. Govt. Twisted the history to suite. Can they explain the reasons why there are Arab dhow(sp) mooring rings on the Lundi river at the Chillocho(sp?) Cliffs. Formally called Clarendon Cliffs.

I bet most local people are more worried about where their next meal is coming from.

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. -- Ray, Fri, 02 Nov 2012, 18:02:45 (rrcs-24-43-45-250.west.biz.rr.com/24.43.45.250)

Johnny B regardless to mention I saw your post, and my sympathies for your acquaintances.

I read the Wikipedia article on the Zimbabwe ruins and was disgusted with it, it just about stopped short of claiming that the Shona’s built the pyramids also.

I consulted my trusty pendulum and it indicated that Jo Pete had built the Zimbabwe structures, in a previous incarnation, 3 lifetimes before. His name then was Abdul Hakim from Addis Ababa. He mined gold there also.

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. -- Ray, Fri, 02 Nov 2012, 17:47:35 (rrcs-24-43-45-250.west.biz.rr.com/24.43.45.250)

Carl you will note Jo Pete took a dig at Johnny B and GFS in the line before you.
Johnny B took it good naturedly as opposed to you. So go jump in the Apies River, (now called the Tswanee river?) and float down to Bon Accord where the smell will suit your language.

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Whites beaten up inKadoma -- Johnny B (more sad news), Fri, 02 Nov 2012, 14:17:18 (NoHost/101.103.24.47)

Just to let you know that John and Jaxs Kinnaird(sp?) were beaten up by a bunch of thugs this week. The pictures are doing the rounds, a repeat of Bruce Rogers and his wife's situation some years ago. Another good GFS cricketer. Hope they pull through okay.

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