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John W -- Adolf, Sun, 05 Jul 2009, 0:04:32 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
The bit of wit I have is more than what you lack. You should have aimed your sights higher when choosing a mentor, David has muntufied you, guess thats the best he can do with an oyster brain. No doubt given time and bulk training, David will make a garden boy out of you yet. You are how old? And you still need a garden boy in this day and age, lol what a soft cock; careful nanny doesnt hit you with the tea towel for being a cheeky boy.
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ja well wwell -- dawie, Sat, 04 Jul 2009, 16:06:41 (vc-41-30-125-141.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.30.125.141)
coach makes the game everyone of the boks is a sprinbok material but they dont play together with the changes its stupid i think we played everyone too many penalties thats going to happen in first class rugby if you dont know the other players names even.well done the lions i stayed at home and watched the game was to cold. i think the park was empty in any case in the corners of the park that is. i think the lions won the series. lost and not sour grapes the ref was off a few things today. roll on the tri nations.
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Lions Test -- Wens, Sat, 04 Jul 2009, 13:35:59 (wblv-ip-pcache-8-vif0.telkom-ipnet.co.za/196.25.255.250)
Ticket price for today's test R1140.00. Bit steep for a team with 10 changes in it - will be watching the game at home on TV - way cheaper.
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second string boks -- london mike, Sat, 04 Jul 2009, 13:01:56 (NoHost/213.1.224.218)
I don't know enough about the Boks to know who is second string or not, but if you're right, Dawie, I agree. Also it shows lack of respect for a side that came within a gnat's pube of winning the other two tests, and devalues the whole Lions concept, whose tradition I believe to be important for world rugby.
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bet we get thumped today -- dawie, Sat, 04 Jul 2009, 12:09:44 (vc-41-26-135-73.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.26.135.73)
john w i bet we get a thumping today, think they will run everything at the boks over cast and looks like rain here so good for the lions at coke park we now call it hout park
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Howzit BT -- John W, Sat, 04 Jul 2009, 11:04:23 (CPE-121-210-241-87.qld.bigpond.net.au/121.210.241.87)
Adolf...
your wit surpasses my expectations....
it is even more out of date and puerile than my Garden Boy David's
(don't expect you to understand that word, and don't bother trying to look it up in your picture dictionary)
dawie...on the contrary...it's not a second rate side...
TTFN
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poor show -- dawie, Sat, 04 Jul 2009, 8:06:00 (vc-41-31-226-252.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.31.226.252)
poor show that south africa rugby should select a weak side to play the lions today. when you pay for tickets you expect to see the top team play 10 changes even with two suspentions is a kick in the arse to fans. roll on trinations dawie
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. -- Ray, Thu, 02 Jul 2009, 20:51:15 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Jimbo, room for one more Brumby in the house, Craig Wells is living on the bottom floor. Another room is on the top floor is available.
Requirements.
Must be present at all international test matches shown on TV.
Must make derogatory comments about all rugby players except SA during the game. (Watson excepted).
NO FOOD FIGHTS.
There aint much food in the house anyway.
Plenty of beer tho
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. -- Ray, Thu, 02 Jul 2009, 14:39:19 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Oops Adolf.
Jimbo, Lote can come play for us, but pay is zilch.
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BT -- Adolf, Thu, 02 Jul 2009, 9:08:05 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
TWELVE PRIESTS
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up...
and all the other bells started to ring.
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BT -- Adolf, Thu, 02 Jul 2009, 6:26:57 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
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Fever -- Adolf (U will like this 1), Thu, 02 Jul 2009, 6:11:00 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
THE TOWEL
Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age,
in a small coastal Irish community.
After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed
during sex and, according to her Grandmother, all Irish women are
entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since
there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't
have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother
and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having
difficulty breeding.
This would cool her down and make her relax.
So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big
towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would
cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So, the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel
over them as the Vet had suggested.
After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the
Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man
have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming,
ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a
half hours.
When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a
boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a f***in' towel!'
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Rugger buggers -- Jimbo, Thu, 02 Jul 2009, 1:14:38 (220-253-19-62.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.19.62)
Ray, I would rather they get fined for being juvenile than for drug taking and rape like the rugby league peasants. Lote Tuquiri has had his $700,000 a year contract torn up. They won't say why, but I suspect out boozing again. Shem!! He also can't get a game this year with the Wobblies as they now have faster and more intelligent wings available. Shem again!!
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Adolph, Hitler's hippie... -- fever, Thu, 02 Jul 2009, 1:07:39 (t03-10.opera-mini.net/94.246.126.57)
Well, that one was so funny, we had to tell it twice, lol, but the twelve year old nuts one was funnier.
Oh, and where do you find a dog with no legs?
Answer: where you left it.
Last int on son-of-fevers belated 18th, Friday through to Monday, this week-end, close to Hailsham, UK.
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Ray -- Adolf, Wed, 01 Jul 2009, 23:59:42 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Ray you are slipping, scroll down and you will see the McJackson burger joke has already been told.
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. -- ray, Wed, 01 Jul 2009, 23:42:07 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Hey Jimbo, how do you eliminate a Pommie rugby player?
You tackle him and then carry him off the field.
How do you eliminate a South African White Afrikaans rugby player??
You run around and scatter yellow and red cards over them.
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. -- Ray, Wed, 01 Jul 2009, 23:34:03 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Grrrr they closed off the street in front of MJ's house the street is filled with flowers..cutting of one of my routes home, so I have to detour, probably revenge from MJ for all the nasty jokes I posted.. so let me retaliate with a really really nasty one...
McDonalds is coming out with a commemorative meal. McJackson Burger.
It costs $9.99.
It is a 50 year old piece of albino meat stuffed between two 8 year old buns.
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. -- Ray, Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 15:37:44 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Hey Jimbo, after the three Aussie rugby players were fined for a food fight at their hotel, methinks they should be playing at the U/14 tournament at Wangaratta Junior School, not the Trinations...
Ha Ha..
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. -- Ray, Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 15:09:11 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
The USA Supreme court yesterday upheld charges of discrimination filed by a group of white fireman who sued the City Of New Haven who failed to promote them when they passed promotion examinations when no black passed the examination, instead promoting the blacks.
That's the good news.
The bad news was the decision was 5 to 4, which meant that four judges of the US Supreme court would enforce racial discrimation, even if it meant putting incompetent people coming to asist you in a life or death situation.
The other bad news is that while they overturned the decision of the Federal Appeals court Judge, this judge is none other than the little bitch Sonia Sotomayor, Brack Hussein Obummer's nomination to the Supreme court.
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BT -- Adolf, Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 9:23:42 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Did everyone hear the news that whacko jacko died. Does anyone know any details. I heard it was food poisoning.........he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Doctors at the LA hospital where Jacko has passed away are unsure what to do with the body - plastic recylcing doesn't go out until Tuesday evening.
When Farrah Fawsett arrived at heaven and god granted her one wish. She wished all the children to be safe. So god killed michael jackson
Michael jackson has died. to commorate his musical achievements mcdonalds have released the McJackson burger.
Its a 50 year old peice of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns..
Michael Jackson is to be melted into plastic bags, he'll still be white and dangerous for kids...
They still don't know how MJ died but they are blaming it on the boogie.
MJ is to be melted down into Lego, so that kids can still play with his bits.
They've had to cancel MJ's London dates, John (8), Stephen (12), Alan (9)
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enlish jewish rhodesian -- dawie, Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 7:01:35 (vc-41-28-194-239.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.28.194.239)
i know what they call jewish rhodesian english south african dawie iam the one
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Black T.V. Awards USA -- Adolf, Tue, 30 Jun 2009, 2:03:48 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
WHITE" Pride
This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is.....
Proud to be White
Michael Richards makes his point..............
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. H ow many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK.
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in theUS. Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this e-mail. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... but getting very close!
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souties -- Watcher in the Rye, Mon, 29 Jun 2009, 21:53:53 (h11.208.40.162.dynamic.ip.windstream.net/162.40.208.11)
I wonder what they would call an English Jew?????
Adolf, did that Aussie Colin, have any batteries in it? A few good vibrations and they could explode in that heat....
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Adolf's Salty Foreskyn -- Me, Mon, 29 Jun 2009, 20:07:11 (host81-129-226-133.range81-129.btcentralplus.com/81.129.226.133)
I am sure is the name of a punk rock band, and if it isn't then it should be.
"Slow Pete why are you telling us something we already know regarding soutpeel? "
He appears to be giving you this information because your incorrect usage of the word would lend credence to an assumption that you are unfamiliar with its meaning.
As for the spelling, I can't comment - I slept through most of my Afriks classes.
I only post, because things are a little slow and and I am feeling left out on the abuse front.
Adolf: Why are you singling me out like this ?
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spelling onderwyseres says -- Hank's other broer KoosVanDerTonder, Mon, 29 Jun 2009, 17:10:38 (mail82.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.82)
For what it's worth, JoPete is correct, for once, in his spelling of "soutpiel". He must have remembered the time I called him that.
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sporty weekend -- dawie, Mon, 29 Jun 2009, 12:46:56 (vc-41-26-82-213.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.26.82.213)
hell jimbo rossi won the boks won soutpieler unlucky in both tests but still lost. the fed cup here has been [surpise] good a credit so far to south africa. thoses boobazelas or what ever the houts call them are a pain at the football tho. jo pete i think we need to take hitler with us fishing some time or maybe a bonding weekend on the vaal he seems lonely and far away from the fun.
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Slow Pete -- Adolf, Mon, 29 Jun 2009, 3:02:09 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Slow Pete why are you telling us something we already know regarding soutpeel? Not only that, you cant even spell the word. No wonder Bickie is contemplating shooting through, you cant even take her to Durban without trashing your jalopee, due to behaving like a Soweto Taxi driver. Slow Pete your whole life consists of failure after failure, and trying to be clever is advertising how incredibly stupid you are. With nothing to offer its worth considering putting an end to your pointless existence, after all you have nothing to look forward to, and you are using up oxygen you dont deserve.
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Adolf the ignoramus -- Jo Pete, Sun, 28 Jun 2009, 20:03:56 (vc-41-31-194-150.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.31.194.150)
Once again the little corporal with the mo displays his abysmal ignorance.
A soutie is an abreviation of soutpiel,i.e. salty foreskin. It is used to describe a pom living in SA. He has one leg in England, one in SA and his foreskin hangs in the sea.
Now you know poephol.
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Gobokke -- Postman Pat, Sun, 28 Jun 2009, 4:00:18 (mail125.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.125)
"Go the Bokke, the look of disappointment on the Lions and their supporters faces was priceless. Laugh I nearly cried, I never laughed so much since my step Ouma died."
Adolf - or since Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle .....
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Sterk Bokke -- Adolf, Sun, 28 Jun 2009, 3:47:33 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Those Souties need to start taking a spoon full of cement to toughen the Fu*k up, they were dropping like flies on the field and just about ran out of subs.
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Scraped another win -- Jimbo, Sun, 28 Jun 2009, 2:39:01 (220.253-192-47.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.192.47)
I see the slopes scraped another win and played their usual 'man instead of the ball' game against the Lions, Kiwis stuttering and the Wobblies doing OK. I fancy our chances in the Tri-Nations this year. Go the Wobblies.
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Did some one die ? -- Adrian - W, Sun, 28 Jun 2009, 1:47:42 (cpc4-norw3-0-0-cust536.pete.cable.ntl.com/86.13.94.25)
Micheal Who ?
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Boks -- Adolf, Sat, 27 Jun 2009, 23:46:17 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Go the Bokke, the look of disappointment on the Lions and their supporters faces was priceless. Laugh I nearly cried, I never laughed so much since my step Ouma died.
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Mass Lottery -- Sam, Sat, 27 Jun 2009, 6:26:46 (macanp1.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.55)
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GOOD LUCK!
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Whacko Jacko -- sdf, Fri, 26 Jun 2009, 22:37:11 (host86-160-57-171.range86-160.btcentralplus.com/86.160.57.171)
The (London) Evening Standard headlines today proclaim:
"London Blamed for Jacko Death"
Well I was in London the day befor and the day after, and i am just wondering if I can legitimately share in some of the kudos?
With all the media hype, its going to be one of those Kennedy things - you will always remember where you were when his death was announced.
I was straining at stool.
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Jackson -- maggi, Fri, 26 Jun 2009, 22:24:09 (ppp121-44-169-131.lns10.syd6.internode.on.net/121.44.169.131)
yep Dawie, he was truly odd / wacko / weird - but his music nothing short of brilliant. Thriller to me was one brilliant album, still retains the record of the highest selling album.
And Farrah Fawcett, overshadowed by Wacko.
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. -- Ray, Fri, 26 Jun 2009, 18:51:39 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Well if the emerging Boks can stand up to the the Lions then lets see what the Emerged Boks can do..
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stupid aussie -- dawie, Fri, 26 Jun 2009, 9:20:33 (vc-41-26-151-226.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.26.151.226)
stupid assie does not know where to put his cock typical.good joke. freezing here in joberg today had to laugh they had a phone in on 702 radio asking for jacksons second name some woman called in and did not know when she came on air but had a guess and said wakko. i dont care loved his early music till he went mad. his last show was in durban south africa went to the joberg one the week before very lekker. so the uk lions are in for a beating here on saturday at loftus going to be dry and cold they say. enjoy it ray see your soccer teams in the fed cup final here well done to nail spain. your hout leader is comeing to watch his in for a wake up call.
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BT -- Adolf, Fri, 26 Jun 2009, 6:03:23 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
An autopsy revealed Michael Jackson chocked to death after blowing Bubbles.
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BT -- Adolf, Fri, 26 Jun 2009, 1:51:04 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
How tough are Australians ?
The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'
Jimbo from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm
still here today'
Colin the Australain remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
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tsk tsk tsk -- The tsker, Thu, 25 Jun 2009, 20:03:16 (ns21700.ovh.net/213.251.184.55)
tsk tsk
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. -- Ray, Tue, 23 Jun 2009, 21:30:36 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Wello then go see American kids do Hokoyo, will blow you away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVIiG-UKV04
best marimba piece ever heard was a black marimba band playing Nico Carsten's "Zambezi" at the Vic Falls hotel in 1976...
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... stranger than fiction -- fever, Tue, 23 Jun 2009, 16:58:24 (t03-04.opera-mini.net/94.246.126.51)
See, Nguruwe, what happens when mgBob clubs a kaffir-budgie on his screen, the whole place goes down for a Zim day.
Any other things you haven't heard for a while? I haven't heard thd word 'hokoyo' for ages...
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K BUDGIES -- bushpig, Mon, 22 Jun 2009, 22:40:46 (94-171-241-20.cable.ubr24.aztw.blueyonder.co.uk/94.171.241.20)
Hi ya all I'm new on here, have not heard k-budgie in ages but must agree with bob there are some real annoying kb's on this forum.
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mkairlines -- know it all, Mon, 22 Jun 2009, 20:53:59 (89-149-227-43.internetserviceteam.com/89.149.227.43)
I know who the new "BOB" is!
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Posthumous Pat -- BOB, Mon, 22 Jun 2009, 7:30:44 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
jeez Fever these kafir budgies are cheeky little buggers....must get my swot out
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StopmePostingsomeonePat., -- fever, Sun, 21 Jun 2009, 20:43:34 (f96-023.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.23)
...your crack to work with her again? Bob has always been Bob, unlike yourself using multiple nyms. Amusing? Not really.
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BOB -- Postman Pat, Sat, 20 Jun 2009, 1:52:17 (mail125.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.125)
BOB (of MK Airlines) - aren't you the Dave D of years ago who went into great detail about your affairs with "natives" ?
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Windies -- fever, Sat, 20 Jun 2009, 0:36:39 (f96-065.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.65)
..maybe they were too black.
Just heard, England v KIWI chicks for the ladies final, the Aussie chicks didn't shape up.
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Cricket... -- fever, Sat, 20 Jun 2009, 0:00:43 (f96-065.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.65)
Ray, missed the highlights on that one, heard they lost by 7 runs, too white...it's all down to field placement.
Incidently, I believe the ladies are playing the equivalent series concurrently in the warm-up matches, although they get zero percent media. Personally, I would rather be watching them slog it out than some Sri Lankan with a dodgy barn-storming bowling action.
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PMP -- BOB, Fri, 19 Jun 2009, 12:09:28 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
PATMAN POST,SCRISI,HANKS OTHER BROTHER,KEN,BOB OR BUDDY....WHO ARE YOU REALLY...BOB MUGS BITCH...??
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Good try -- Nellie (Hau), Fri, 19 Jun 2009, 7:08:25 (203-59-84-140.dyn.iinet.net.au/203.59.84.140)
B,tears et al,
those last two postings were not mine, I dont have to hide behind bushes, I think the isp belongs to Adolf.
Cheers.
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Not Patman post -- Nellie, Fri, 19 Jun 2009, 6:39:43 (CPE-121-221-92-110.wa.bigpond.net.au/121.221.92.110)
He is a cheeky picanin albino, birth name Twatrick Skynigger.
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Ray -- Nellie, Fri, 19 Jun 2009, 1:58:07 (CPE-121-221-92-110.wa.bigpond.net.au/121.221.92.110)
Who cares.
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. -- Ray, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 21:06:22 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
SA loses, by a few runs against the Pakkies. Why they send a guy like Duminy in when they have guys like Morkel... I Dunno....meeb they are too white...
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Smack! -- klixman, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 20:44:47 (mail.datawind-s.com/66.199.179.35)
..., lol, the sound of Postman Pat/Kennith/Ken's mouth kissing the pavement when his mom gets home early, just after a SMACK on his his huge arse.
Probably their drug of choice, in between fighting over the skokiaan and anti-schizoid drugs, in between chillums of boom, mouth-breathers.
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... -- Fever, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 17:06:57 (f96-048.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.48)
mgBob, I feel almost sorry for the picanin, he only gets to go on the computer when his mom is on shift, out doing her eight or nine tricks for the evening.
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pam married -- dawie, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 13:11:07 (vc-41-30-59-1.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.30.59.1)
pam pam you dont have to get married like zim petes tractor farmer we always take test drives cars tractors scooter dont have to buy any good advice see.
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PMP -- BOB, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 12:43:38 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
God these K...r budgee,s are annoying
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BOB -- Patman Post, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 11:45:19 (mail82.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.82)
Yes of course . BOB is your full name and you are not anonymous at all . Fool .
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postman pat -- BOB, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 8:04:11 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
It wouldnt worry him apart from clowns like you...who posts anonymously
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Men . . . . -- Pam (Can't live without them -), Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 3:33:12 (d24-141-156-104.home.cgocable.net/24.141.156.104)
- not sure that we want to live with them
All this wedding advice from men - dead scared of marriage and commitment, etc.
Let's have some advice from wimmen . .
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MK -- Patman Post, Thu, 18 Jun 2009, 2:01:36 (mail82.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.82)
BOB you arse . Wouldn't Mike Kruger like to know/read about your idiotic postings on BT over the past years ?
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. -- Ray, Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 23:51:37 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Dave you can trust Dawie he arranged Whisky Pete's present matrimonial hookup.
(Snicker snicker)
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JO PETE -- BOB, Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 10:13:39 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
Hey jo pete thats real suttle joe ...real suttle
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labola -- dawie, Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 8:14:54 (vc-41-30-13-29.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.30.13.29)
here is a good one dave get the best man to get you a chicken not a cock as it will give the game away take to your table in a box and when you do you address give the brides old man the bird as labola but take it out the box and present it to the own priceless expressions.
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stag party -- dawie, Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 8:11:08 (vc-41-30-13-29.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.30.13.29)
dave dave dave the stag party jo pete myself ray and jimbo would be glad to organise think the rio hotel in bulawayo would be good nice big parking space to rawl in. bride to be dressed up leave her outside haddons on a saturday to collect money for dop and she can come around to the rio late arve with her mates to settle the bill. now thats tradional
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Zimbabwe Rhodesia Tourist Maps -- SHAUN HUTTON, Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 5:49:17 (srv16.xstratacoal.com.au/203.58.93.97)
Does anyone out there have an original set of the A4 sized "Rhodesia/Zimbawe Is Super... driving on Shell" maps of the various tourist spots of Rhodesia Zimbabwe? I have maps 1 to 4 and 12 to 16. I think there is 20 in all A digital scan of the outstanding ones would be appreciated
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Rhodie Marriage -- Jo Pete, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 19:19:33 (vc-41-29-192-59.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.29.192.59)
Yo BT. I once went to a wedding where the bride was from a very prominent Centenary farming family. The groom,also a farmer, made a great speech in which he said that he had been asked wether he had pomped the bride. His answer was that he would never buy a tractor without trying it out first.
So my advice to Dave is make sure you pomp her before agreeing to marry her.
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- -- Dave, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 18:07:42 (gw130.cnm.net.ua/194.242.118.186)
Er, not sure I got that one - something about a bag of salt. But anyway my gf is British so no chance of anyone saying that - even if this wasn't another joke of some sort.
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. -- ray, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 16:09:51 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Dave if she has Afrikaans background, about 40% of Rhodies do, then we have a traditional blessing in our family that we always include in the speech. If some guests are knowledgeable in the lingo you can get someone to present it. It goes as follows.
"Na die troue sal julle saam 'n sak sout op eet.
Knippie vir knippie.
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To Ray and Bob -- Dave, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 16:01:39 (gw130.cnm.net.ua/194.242.118.186)
Thanks guys, looks much clearer now. It isn't as though I was thinking of bringing in a herd of cattle anyway! Honest! :)
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RAY -- BOB, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 15:33:09 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
Hey Ray do you have to be such a spoil sport....Yea ok Dave I was only pulling you leg....but gererally it would be ask her ol man for her hand in marriage (ensure there is no weapons on the floor or nearby, and that you are close to a door) because the ol lady would already know.As for who pays it usually the brides parents you only pay for the bridesmaid s dresses and the booze at the reception....I think thats all...good luck
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. -- Ray, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 14:55:34 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Dave if she is of British descent then the same traditions as the English. Thye are pulling your leg. Lobola is only for Shonas and Matabeles in traditional tribal areas, you know like muds huts and the like.
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To BOB -- Dave, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 13:30:46 (gw130.cnm.net.ua/194.242.118.186)
Hey there,
No I have not offered the lobola. I just looked it up on Wikipedia and I need some clarifying on this. Wikipedia calls this a South African custom, but my fiancee is from the country that is today Zimbabwe. Also it sounded like an indigenous custom - would a family that used to be plantators around Bulawayo somewhere adhere to the same custom?
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Dave -- BOB, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 12:06:23 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
Dave have you offered her parents lobola yet....
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On a custom -- Dave, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 10:13:02 (gw130.cnm.net.ua/194.242.118.186)
Hello to all Rhodesians,
Maybe this is not the forum for discussing Rhodesian traditions, but it was the most active on the web among like and so here I am.
I am a Brit looking to marry my Rhodesian girlfriend soon, and now that the stage of planning is on us I need to think through some practicalities. My fiancee is very aware of her Rhodesian roots and a great fan of the tradition; however I feel a bit shy about asking her (call me strange!) about how wedding arrangements were made in the Rhodesian community.
Specifically, was it supposed to be a white wedding in a church? And who paid for the wedding, the bride's family or the groom? What about the honeymoon and were there any dowries?
I can't well go and ask her about these parts of the culture, so if you guys help me I will be grateful.
Dave.
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God is a concept... -- klixman, Tue, 16 Jun 2009, 0:18:02 (mail.datawind-s.com/66.199.179.35)
So, Adolph, telling it like it is to some puss is bad. much rather shut up and let them denigrate and insult really good people, as you and Postman Pat,and Hank are wont to do.
Well, if you can dish it out, maybe you should be able to take it as well. As you can probably tell, I am sick of the bullshit on this site, having watched it for quite a few years from anonymos bafoons. If anyone has chased people from here, I think best scroll back a bit and check out some of the absolute outrageous crap from some of the above.
BTW, one rule worth following is, Never insult anyone's parents or lineage.
Now fuck off, lol!
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klixboy -- Adolf, (access.newcrest.com.au), Mon, 15 Jun 2009, 14:18:44 (mail137.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.137)
Wash your mouth out with soap boy, before God comes down and kicks your sorry inbred arse.Its no wonder people have left this site in their droves, why should they have to put up with white trash like you, didnt they teach you anything at Highfield primary school, sis tog.
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Still Very Moving! -- BOB, Mon, 15 Jun 2009, 10:58:16 (macanp1.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.55)
His last years were spent in exile, watching with a mixture of sadness and self-regard as his home country slid deeper into despotism and utter ruin.
"I told you so," would serve well as an epitaph for Ian Smith, the colonialist who defied black African nationalism, the British Commonwealth and the UN to unilaterally declare Rhodesia independent under white rule.
The tough former RAF fighter pilot died, aged 88, with his black Marxist nemesis Robert Mugabe still in power in what is now Zimbabwe.
Scroll down for more...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-495327/Ian-Smith-defiant-leader-Rhodesia-15-turbulent-years-dies-aged-88.html
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last post wronf reg -- dawie, Mon, 15 Jun 2009, 8:28:00 (vc-41-28-222-96.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.28.222.96)
god the new zealanders did well on the weekend in sport hey lost at what ever they tried. south africa big weekend to come. was in the bok bar in covent gardens last saturday was like home free state on the lions very good sorry reg i ment to say food no problem china the shops are full us dollars or rand you ok. crest hotel in harare on the umtali road good if you need to stay. if you need more info or help mail me.i got stuck in the strike on the tube to heathrow last week never will i moan about south africas roads again or our transport system.we tend to say who cares if the london or any other underground is not working shit they control the world those owns.
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back from trying to braek my kop -- dawie, Mon, 15 Jun 2009, 8:18:18 (vc-41-28-222-96.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.28.222.96)
yes owns this ski thing is not easy for a mid fifty slope of note, got mannigi fish tho. zim awaits my next tour bucks pouring in reg my mail is on my postings ive nothing to hide info@shinoharaafrica.co.za what you want to do go on holiday or to live not right to live yet china, holiday ok hotels in usa dollars car hire no food fuel ok the prices coming down there 30th june for a week driving up.
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PostmanPat/Ken/Patrick -- klixman, Sun, 14 Jun 2009, 19:39:03 (NoHost/38.103.152.163)
Postman Pat/akaKen/Pat, you stupid cunt, why I call myself whatever I choose to has fuck all to do with you, now fuck off you stupid cunt.
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TRZ -- Reg (Beer), Sun, 14 Jun 2009, 18:42:23 (5ac05035.bb.sky.com/90.192.80.53)
Howzit Dawie and All Africa Pete and others.Dawie please may i have your email address,need to have a chat with you about returning to Zim. Cheers Reg.
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I have renewed my Mass Tickets! -- Clive, Sun, 14 Jun 2009, 6:27:50 (macanp1.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.55)
It's worth a shot! I have subscriptions to the Massachusetts lottery games, I have only won small prizes, but for the sake of a dollar and a quarter a day it's worth a try. So I decided to renew, I'm in a draw each night, so I have 7 chances a week to end my credit crunch!
As I live out of state they send the tickets by UPS, they can't use the Post Office, but it just costs $4 extra. Whether I win or not, my family and friends in Massachusetts win as the revenue raised is distributed to cities and towns in the state.
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Satanic spawn -- Fever, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 21:44:39 (f96-050.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.50)
Come to think of it, those vit kaffirs were probably Postman Pat's satanic spawn, equally schizoid about their gof origins as Pat/Ken, he/she/it is/are.
Choose a nym and stick with it, Wally sounds better, do you know him, see if he'll lend it to you for a couple of bucks. Make sure you pay him first though, don't want you multiple personalities(?), lol, squabbling now!
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Freefall! -- Fever, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 21:03:38 (f96-050.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.50)
mgBob, I remember Bacon flying back over an airstrip, (Rutenga?), hanging from a stat-line, came down on a sisal plant, lol, and still wanted to kill the first kaffir he saw.
I shall get my arse in gear and try to make it. This is the thing they used to hold @ Leedons Park? Went to three of them, till some vit kaffirs porked the scene.
Will do my best to get there!
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HUMOUR -- BOB, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 11:02:03 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
A little light humour....
Guts And Balls
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There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in a long stay in hospital ...
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BT -- Adolf, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 8:15:20 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
The kaffir dog is running away again, still wont give his address, ran away from being Patrick, ran away from being Ken, Now hes a would be Adolf minus my ISP address.
The only defense this donkey has to offer, is the lowest form of childishness.
No point spending time on a brainless traitor that hasnt stopped running since being called up for NS.
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Round 10 -- BOB, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 7:38:16 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
Fever you know the saying sticks and stones......well these clowns would,nt have the guts to pick up a stick and confront you, so they get a buzz out of attacking the key board, (much smaller and easier)and it can,t fight back so just carry on...as you do..and get ready for the next round, its all good fun out thier...by the way you must try and come to the july braai this year,looking forward to a bender of note, had to show Mr bacon his way to his van last year at five in the morning and then got dragged back to the party kicking and screaming....the body just can,t take it anymore....
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numbnuts -- Adolf, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 4:50:43 (mail125.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.125)
Hey numbnuts, do you call yourself klixman because the sound your gob makes when your false teethe rattle around. Why dont you tell us how you won the great Rhodesian bush war single handed? Whilst disguised as Rambo you tosser.
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Gusto -- Jimbo, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 2:47:54 (220-253-111-218.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.111.218)
Doug, JoPete's Gusto is a 10 foot clinker built Norwegian dinghy don't let him bullshit you otherwise. True story. He also drives a 1952 Morrie with a split windshield. Great piemaker though and he can really get wound up if you give him a pile of dirt to play in.
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no reply -- klixman, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 1:52:36 (mail.datawind-s.com/66.199.179.35)
go,fever, Ken Tilsman's comments were utter fuching crap, the guy is a cunt of the lowest order. Seems no genuine Rhodies wnt to take cxcontrol.
if it weren,t for people like mgBob, i wouldn't give this place the time of day, but. at the same time I am looking for a real hondo with cunts like Ken, invite them down the farm, stupid shits never turn up. Cowards, all of them.
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Calling all adults... -- Fever, Sat, 13 Jun 2009, 0:10:40 (f96-041.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.41)
What I did on your (not-so) hallowed, as it seems, site, was to send an invite to some friends re my son's 18th birthday party, and what I got was a torrent of ABSOLUTE abuse from some half-wit who I have never met. Same happened last year with the Jed Fest for the RLI, go back and scope that shit.
As for you all being adults, where is your judgement re this abuse, in the back pocket of your size 44 jeans, and you're too lazy to stand up and use it.
Your silence is what has this place as a place not to be visited and Rhodie sites to be avoided in general.
Maybe that's the point.
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POTS and July Braai 09 -- Caro, Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 20:56:22 (77-100-197-31.cable.ubr07.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk/77.100.197.31)
Just moving this up again and will continue to do so-
It is the time of year coming up in UK for POTS (Pig On The Spit) June 19/20 ****NEXT WEEKEND****
And the July Braai last weekend in July. Both events are being held at Beechwood (info on the site below)
Booking forms for July Braai and POTS are available from the following site: http://rpcuk.synthasite.com/
Caro :-)
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Jo Pete -- Doug, Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 13:26:15 (NoHost/24.91.243.18)
Jo-Pete, your Bikkie must be 1 in a million to put up with all your kak - hang onto her, it seems like she's a keeper.
What type of sailboat is Gusto? I sailed from PE to St Maarten in a little 26' steel boat that I built from a bare hull, my girlfriend at the time didn't like the "bucket-n-chuckit" toilet facilities so she departed back to SA after a short time in St Maarten. I got married a bit later & we sold the little boat in St Maarten & bought a 46' sloop which we lived on for about 6 years with our little kids.
I used to do a lot of sailing in PE when I lived there back in the 70's and also sailed in the Cape to Uruguay race & in the first Beachcomber race from Mauritius to Durbs.
Moved up here to the frigid north of USA (Vermont) about 16 years ago. We sold the boat & now all I have is a 16' canoe & a couple of kayaks - one day we'll head back to the ocean & go sailing again. Once that salt water gets in your blood you always want to go back - kind of like Africa.
Hey, Ray, I guess we'll have to scroll past the bickering starlings untill they get old enough to fledge & move on somewhere else. Like I've been doing with Bob's postings for quite a while now.
Have a lekker time you ouens
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Tsvangirai Aims to Persuade U.S. to Take New Look at Zimbabwe -- bob, Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 9:59:55 (macanp1.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.55)
Margaret Warner talks with Zimbabwe's prime minister and opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai, about the shifting political landscape in the country, and his Friday meeting with President Barack Obama.
JIM LEHRER: And next tonight, the man trying to lead the African nation of Zimbabwe out of economic and political chaos.
Margaret Warner has that story.
Transcript/Video
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/africa/jan-june09/zimbabwe_06-11.html
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ADOLF -- BOB, Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 8:37:38 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
Sut ek se I in't no bodys bitch I prefer hunnies with a slick racing chassis and suspension ek se with lekka air bags and smooth undercarige to get frisky with....just like jo pete,s connection......
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BT -- Adolf (gay hey), Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 7:55:12 (mail152.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.152)
Yes I am a gay Malay who likes to play, but dont think im easy, it will cost you a beer, or a swig of kerosene hey.You ouns must realise I am the king of spin by now, Bob give me a call you sound like my kind of bitch ek se.
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BT -- Adolf, Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 4:12:32 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Apparently Bickie is saying, loving Jo Pete is a dirty job but someone has to do it.
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. -- ray, Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 0:30:42 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Welcome to the institution of marriage, Whiskey Pete, hang in there, be nice and kind, Bickie loves you lots.. Bickie is good for you.
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Patrick aka Kenny -- Adolf, Fri, 12 Jun 2009, 0:21:44 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Patrick aka Kenny you do not have the ability to insult anybody bar yourself.
The township and your address is ? put up or shut up you kaffir loving traitor. Voet Sek.
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Yo Doug -- Jo Pete, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 15:06:55 (41-208-48-160.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.160)
Yo BT. Doug I cannot fault your sentiments. I seldom visit here for the same reasons.
My Bickie is a honey from hell. We are still enjoying each other.
However, like all women, she can be full of kak at times.
After a few harrowing experiences she refuses to set further foot on Gusto (my sailing boat). Also my treasured Volvo burst into flames on the N3 a few weeks ago. Although she was driving she firmly refused to enter the Volvo again. Fortunately it was written off by the insurance company.
As you may well imagine this totally unreasonable position that she takes on matters important to me does put strain on our marriage.
BTW we are still resident in Embrayageville. I have just started a new project at Vanderbijl Park and am able to live at home, to my wife's delight.(I think)
And you?? What you up to??
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. -- ray, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 14:37:00 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Doug seems like the moffies, who were chased away from the Mail and Guardian posting website, have moved in here.
They will move on like a flock of bickering starlings. Then all will be quiet and dead here again.
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DOUG -- BOB, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 13:40:09 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
OUDA DA POOL....
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Children -- Doug, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 13:21:18 (NoHost/24.91.243.18)
I used to enjoy visiting this site - even enjoyed the "banter" between the Bobsey Twins & Hank, chuckled at "Modest" Ray's self promotion, tried (unsuccessfully at times) to read Dawie's postings - (How can someone with such bad spelling & grammar skills be in the print business) - to check up on where Jo,moz,cong,bots,zim Pete is now living (& who he's now married to - is it still Bickie or is that marriage now crumbling??(pun intended)), to get news, jibes and comments of rugby & cricket scores (hard to find here in the USofA)
- BUT -
It appears that the kindergarteners have moved in recently - I'll come back again in a while to see if the little kids have finished throwing their toys out of their cribs.
Have fun children - maybe I'll see you in a few days, or weeks, or whatever.
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ADOLF -- BOB, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 12:09:13 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
Don't choon our God father harsh like that ek se!! The ouen deserves some jol in the sun after you honkie items locked the bulli away coz the ouen chooned "I smaak being Prez"
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Cross dressers -- Adolf aka Ken, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 11:57:08 (mail125.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.125)
I knew I would get you cross dressing bitches into a frenzy, this joint was getting boring. After reading the crap you gofs were posting here, it was obvious to me that the closest you ever got to Africa was when you were porked by some munt,so I decided to yank your chains, now bitches, I said yank not wank.
fever were your parents related, and klixman do you still suffer from fixated heterosexual ambivalence.
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Kenny sleeps rough -- klixman, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 2:31:08 (mail.datawind-s.com/66.199.179.35)
Kenneth was sad, the fire was not warm and the night was chill. The ladys shawl he had looted from a recycling bin didn,t even warm his cold grey face. At least he had that chip on his shoulder and agreat big hump on his back to keep his mind off the cold....
He tried to remember where the chip came from. There was that scar on his foreheadfrom when he was very young, say it quick, it don't hurt now, and it don't sound like ,lobotomy, either, which is way cool if you're into denial about the facts.
In denial, and with a gaypull of the lady shawl, he tries to curse with lips that no-one wants to know where they have been, through stinking lips no-one wants to watch and words no-one wants to read or hear..
The imbecilic brain won't shut down, something is chipping away, all the time, like a fever, it won't go away, (lol)!, Ken's always cold by the fire 'cos Ken never got his lobotomy to programme fetching wood, his folks, being in-bred and dirt-poor had opted for a cheaper-than-normal had never thought of it.
Oh well, it was blerry kalt in this he
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Weather warning!!! -- rhodesiafeverf@f.com, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 1:13:31 (mail.datawind-s.com/66.199.179.35)
Jimbo's back and Ken was SO naughty, lol, flapping the back of his head to get that chip off his shoulder,lol!!! Only God knows where he got that.
Anyone else here you REALLY don't like, Ken ?
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Now look -- Jimbo, Thu, 11 Jun 2009, 0:30:02 (220-253-3-214.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.3.214)
Now just look at what happens when you leave the children in the sand pit unsupervised.
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Kenny -- Adolf, Wed, 10 Jun 2009, 23:48:49 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Kenny who ever put you together certainly wasnt qualified, coupled with the fact some good bloke has previously flogged the piss out of you. As you are well overdue for a repeat, why not put your hand up to your whereabouts so one of us can finally put an end to your pathetic exitance.
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Liam -- Bob not Bob, Wed, 10 Jun 2009, 22:15:21 (NoHost/92.54.156.50)
"You stupid man. Don't jump to conclusions.
I am not and never claimed to be Liam Hillman, and I never signed as him.
You should stuff off and keep your fat mouth shut. Ignoramus"
So prove you aren't Liam Hillman . He's the only Liam on Indaba and BT .
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OH -- BOB, Wed, 10 Jun 2009, 17:02:51 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
HOW!!.....And now this honky bulli Ken wants to rap like the clan ek se...Shah!!
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Adolfinafever -- Ken Tisman, Wed, 10 Jun 2009, 14:27:20 (mail125.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.125)
Do you two bitches realize you are depriving a couple of villages somewhere of an idiot? Fever, I heard that you are so stupid, that you got hit by a parked car. Now do us all a favour shock us, say something intelligent.
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BT -- Adolf, Wed, 10 Jun 2009, 8:24:10 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Bet Ken is that vertically challenged sadza snake Patrick, if not they are definitely from the same Kaffir boetie family.
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Kenny -- Adolf, Wed, 10 Jun 2009, 1:41:18 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Kenny ask some of the older boys at school for some tips when dealing with adults.
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No fash mal... -- fever, Tue, 09 Jun 2009, 23:19:03 (f142-058.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.58)
No worries, MgBob, official party is week after the equinox, same place, the hippies will leave us a marquee tent to use.
Ken, you have charmed me, look forward to seeing you there and the ambulanace carrying your kaffir-dog stinking butt out of the place. Mail me for details, we'll get you sorted so even your parents will say you look better in a coma.
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. -- GOD (.), Tue, 09 Jun 2009, 18:07:28 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Dear Fever, thanks for you wishes of good luck on my request, but as you know, I Am the source of all good luck and have plenty of it. If all my subjects love and respect each other, there will be plenty of good luck to go around.
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Ken -- BOB, Tue, 09 Jun 2009, 15:53:32 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
Ken you are a typical example of a sand blasted munt with a pea for a brain....wait now I feel sorry for the pea...fever won't be able to make it this year will be watching the lions give the boks a snot squirt at ellis park...
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Adolf -- Ken, Tue, 09 Jun 2009, 13:27:26 (mail125.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.125)
Adolf, you arsehole, look what you have done, you have attracted a mob of hemorrhoids back into the BT.And as for you fever, I see you are still as bright as a piece of puss, did the sewers expel you for lowering the standard.
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Ken -- Adolf, Tue, 09 Jun 2009, 3:23:04 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Predictably childish rant Kenny.
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Lol, God! . . . -- fever, Tue, 09 Jun 2009, 2:35:44 (f96-018.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.18)
...your wishes are noted, good luck with that.
4th July, the field is booked again. My son is having his (informal) 18th and he liked everyone from last year so much, he's invited you all back, wotta surprise, drinking Vodka and beers as the sun came up.
Anyway, all mostly sensible people welcome, the apartheid of sensibility
+applies.
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. -- Ray, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 23:03:38 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
And SA will crush NZ jus u wait en see 'enry 'iggins..
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Jimbo's world is crumbling -- Flashman (Flash@yahoo.com), Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 21:47:36 (NoHost/75.125.237.9)
Jimbo, Sri Lanka have knocked Australia out of the World Twenty20. How emphatic is that?
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Change with the wind -- Not Bob Not (Barf) -- Liam, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 21:26:50 (hosted-by.leaseweb.com/85.17.65.14)
You stupid man. Don't jump to conclusions.
I am not and never claimed to be Liam Hillman, and I never signed as him.
You should stuff off and keep your fat mouth shut. Ignoramus.
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Change with the wind -- Not Bob Not (Barf), Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 21:11:25 (NoHost/92.54.156.50)
Quote.........
"Woods -- Liam, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 6:28:31 (hosted-by.leaseweb.com/85.17.65.14)
Kevin Woods had plenty of opportunity to facilitate the termination of Mugabe. That he didn't speaks volumes to me. His subsequent excuses and explanations have a hollow ring.
But he's done his time.
Who the hell is John Edmonds to jump on this bandwagon with his crappy songs?"
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This is not the same message spouted by Liam Hillman on Indaba for so many years . Wonderful Kevin Woods did this , brave Kevin Woods did that . Support the unfairly gaoled three .....repeated over and over and over .
Now it all has a hollow ring ???? His lack of action now speaks volumes ?? Please ....
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Todays post -- Not BobnoT, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 20:45:38 (NoHost/92.54.156.50)
Paragraphs Chris , paragraphs ....
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Anyone Want to take this On? -- Chris, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 20:27:53 (dsl01-130.aznetgate.net/208.187.25.130)
Dr. Arikana Chihombori
2717 Murfreesboro Pike
Antioch, TN 37013
A niece of prime minister Tsvangirai is involved in an attempt to grab a farm in the Chegutu district. Dr. Arikana Chihombori, who lives in the United States and practices family medicine in Antioch, Tennessee, has been actively trying to seize De Rus Farm from Mr L J Cremer since late last year. Mr Cremer was first contacted in November 2008 by the local Lands Officer, who produced an offer letter dated August 2007 showing that De Rus farm had been allocated to Dr Chihombori. In January this year, Dr Chihombori sister sent a group of unemployed youths to take the farm, but the occupation only lasted three days, after which the youths left, complaining of not being paid enough. In April, Dr Chihombori applied to the courts for an application to evict the Cremer family, producing the same offer letter as evidence, this time dated December 2008. Dr Chihombori visited De Rus Farm in May to see her 'new' property
Mr Cremer was born on the farm, which was originally 716 ha in extent. In 2002, 650 ha were taken away and given to new farmers. The De Rus family were left with 60 ha, on which are the homestead and outbuildings. Mr Cremer lives on the farm with his wife - a third generation Zimbabwean - their two daughters, their husbands and five grandchildren. De Rus Farm employs 300 staff, some of whom also live on the property. The state has paid no compensation for the seized land. The Cremers used to run cattle, and produce food and cotton on the seized portion of the farm. Since 2002, production on that land has been minimal, with no more than 20 ha under crops, and many parts now covered in thorn trees five metres tall. In 2003, that part of De Rus Farm still in the Cremers' hands was granted Export Processing Zone status, later turned into an Investment License. The status of Investment Licence gives legal protection against seizure by the state. The Cremers also have letters from the local land committee and the provincial governor recommending that they be allowed to continue farming. They grow cutflowers for export, as well as vegetables for the local market. There are also plans to produce vegetable seedlings for the outgrowers of a processing company. The Cremers' neighbour, who used to produce the seedlings, has been evicted.
"It is very obvious that this acquisition is not about land reform," said Mr Cremer in a statement. "How can this government ask for food aid while they are busy removing food producers from their farms? How can they justify the unemployment rate while they are removing 300 people from employment under the guise of Land Reform? A small productive farm is being taken from Zimbabweans and given to someone who resides in America. It is about greed, people stealing our homes, land, jobs and livelihood and hiding behind politics. The only reason for evicting us must be race." Dr Chihombori came to prominence in May when she was seen accompanying Tsvangirai at the inauguration of Jacob Zuma as South African president. She was born in Zimbabwe, but was educated in the US and has practiced there for the past 30 years. She is married to a Ghanaian, also a doctor in the US. In 1992, she founded the Bell Family Medical Centre in Tennessee, of which she is the CEO. She is also co-owner of the Mid-Tennessee Medical Associates, which is a multi-speciality clinic with 16 physicians. In 1999 her company received US$750 000 from the World Bank to fund its involvement with the Torwood Hospital and Redcliff Medical Center in Kwekwe, which her company had taken over from Zisco, the troubled steel producer in the town.
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. -- God, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 19:16:34 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Be kind, polite, and loving to each other, My Children.
These are the people I will take to my Home.
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Adolf the gof -- Ken, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 14:19:00 (mail82.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.82)
Adolf queer as,
One can excuse this poor demented little Fijian come Indonesian munt for being confused; he has never come to turns with his Fijian mom for having (a ball) with several Indonesian boat people at a hoolie one night.
How can we ever experience the total frustration of a wannebee white oun locked in a little brown body? Trying to get out, poor bastard.
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aggro -- Adolf, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 7:42:48 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Just because you are bubbleass following another Beer n Bullshit fest, you could at least be civil Jimbo.
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Most incisive -- Jimbo, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 6:08:20 (220-253-115-238.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.115.238)
Rugby: Australia 55 Barbarians 7. How more incisive can I be. Anyway I don't suffer fools so hence the lack of comment on this site.
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A Ring To It -- Adolf, Mon, 08 Jun 2009, 3:05:43 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Jo Pete Traitor.
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Jimbo -- Wayne Shoyer, Sun, 07 Jun 2009, 22:49:00 (hosted-by.leaseweb.com/85.17.65.14)
Jimbo, you've been awfully quiet since your Aussie teams got slaughtered in the Super 14. Sour grapes? What happened to all your incisive commentary? M***n!
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Jimbo -- Wayne, Sun, 07 Jun 2009, 22:46:02 (host86-147-205-5.range86-147.btcentralplus.com/86.147.205.5)
Jimbo and Jo prtr you fools
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Jo Pete UDI -- Obmij Reknaw, Sun, 07 Jun 2009, 22:34:39 (ip-67-205-89-132.static.privatedns.com/67.205.89.132)
Jo Pete, you are a fool and a traitor, wallowing in nostalgic memories of the racist regime, while boasting of your struggle credentials. You suck you pig!
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UDI -- Adolf, Sat, 06 Jun 2009, 4:18:59 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
Celebrating something you dont like ? only a munt lover could come out with such a brainless comment.
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John Edmonds -- Jo Pete, Fri, 05 Jun 2009, 11:59:16 (gprs01.rb.mtnns.net/41.208.50.160)
Yo BT. Last year we went to a John Edmonds concert in Irene M.O.T.H. hall to celebrate UDI day. In his 70's, John played non stop for 3 hours accompanied by his son who had just returned from flying C 130's in Afghanistan,not sure who for. Although my opinions on IDS and UDI are well known I did highly enjoy the concert and the memories of a comradeship from hell it evoked.
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As before. -- Jed, Fri, 05 Jun 2009, 2:41:16 (host81-151-253-249.range81-151.btcentralplus.com/81.151.253.249)
To 'rev bob', piss off you sanctimonious twat. To any other women and children apologies for the language.
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jed's mouth -- Rev. Bob, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 15:50:24 (host-69-144-201-162.static.bresnan.net/69.144.201.162)
Really classy comment there Jed. Really classy.
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Reply -- Caro, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 12:32:22 (77-100-197-31.cable.ubr07.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk/77.100.197.31)
Mike it seems l took your and some others posting the wrong way. And l like a variety of music - JE, Clem Wrex (for humour) and other Rhodie/Zim singers also classical and 50,60,70 and odd bits. For the most part l never know names of the singers/musicians only l like or do not like what l am listening to.
My other half is like you he groans when l put JE on so we compromise l only play it in the car or have it on my phone for when l am working.
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WOODS -- Jed, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 3:02:55 (host81-151-99-27.range81-151.btcentralplus.com/81.151.99.27)
Kevin Woods is a cunt.
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Woodsie -- Liam, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 1:37:43 (ip-67-205-89-132.static.privatedns.com/67.205.89.132)
Caro,
I couldn't get the gist of what you posted. All a bit mis-directed, Sure, you like JE just as I like Beethoven. Everyone to their own taste.
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Wood etc -- Jed, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 1:34:40 (host86-146-215-116.range86-146.btcentralplus.com/86.146.215.116)
Woods can f-off. What a waste of campaigning, we should have done it for people more deserving. No problem with JE, just his mention of Woods reminded me of the waste.
Mike give me a buzz.
Cheers, Jed.
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Woods -- Liam, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 1:28:28 (ip-67-205-89-132.static.privatedns.com/67.205.89.132)
London Mike, Rhodesians Never Die was by Clem Tholet not Edmonds
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Ray - Mugabe -- Liam, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 1:22:46 (ip-67-205-89-132.static.privatedns.com/67.205.89.132)
Ray,
Who could be worse than Mugabe? Bring him on.
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. -- Ray, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 0:22:15 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Liam, even if Mugabe had been taken out, what would that have achieved? Some other ZANU creep maybe even worse, would have taken over.
BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN F$#@$G GOOD START!
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. -- Ray, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 0:09:58 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
London Mike, so my only direct contact with Rhodesian artistry was Wrex Tarr, and kitchen kaffir. But he was funny and I enjoyed sitting next to Merry at the dinner table. Hope Merry is doing okay.
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Woods Says -- Ray, Thu, 04 Jun 2009, 0:01:17 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:QWMlOpudD9oJ:www.carteblanche.mnet.co.za/display/Display.asp%3FId%3D3126+kevin+Woods+Harare&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Woods admits involvement and knowledge about Matabele massacre...
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B.T -- Adolf, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 23:43:26 (access.newcrest.com.au/203.7.175.1)
You are full of shit Caro.
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More Edmonds -- london mike, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 23:09:41 (82-44-212-43.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk/82.44.212.43)
Caro, you are being thin-skinned. Nobody, as far as I am aware, had criticised JE, or you. I'm sure he *is* a nice, caring bloke, like most Rhodies I know. Some, however, have questioned the quality of his music. It's called opinion, debate. I'm sure I've heard his stuff at some stage, but don't remember it, therefore for me, it's unmemorable. Same with Clem Tholet, another good oke by all accounts. Okay, everyone remembers Rhodesians Never Die, but it's not especially a good song. Many old folks who lived through WWII love Vera Lynn stuff because the memories it invokes, but let's face it, We'll Meet Again, White Cliffs of Dover and all the rest of it are CRAP!
But back to Rhodie music. White Rhodesians have many admiral qualities too numerous to mention, but talent in the arts ain't one of them, be it music, poetry, writing or the visual arts. We're hopeless. Rhodie poetry, from Chas Lotter down, brings tears to my eyes. Tears of laughter that is. Ever read a good, I mean really superb, Rhodie book? I haven't. Doris Lessing is probably the only world-class writer we have produced (and I haven't read a word she has written either, but that's my loss; she is an old Leftie, after all). I believe black Rhodesians/Zimbabweans, on the other hand, are superb sculptors and I've liked quite a bit of their music too. Strange but true.
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Howzit BT -- John W, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 22:53:06 (adlgw1.baulderstone.com.au/203.37.164.2)
Well said, Caro.
TTFN
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In Reply -- Caro, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 21:14:11 (77-100-197-31.cable.ubr07.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk/77.100.197.31)
What l know about woods from someone that served at the same police station he did l wish he died very slowly with maggots eating him alive, but he didn't.
I doubt that JE knows any more than you or others who tried to help and if you hold that lack of knowledge against him then better slam it against yourselves as well.
JE did not ask me to put that ad up l did it because l happen to like him and he has despite what you say done a lot for Rhodies. And many people enjoy his songs and the memories they bring.
Others who have done less than nothing can post here, people can post junk that has no bearings on Rhodesia or Zim can post here. And people who are just plain nasty can post here.
If anyone wondered what was wrong with this site they just have to have a good look at some of the nastiness that flies around when someone tries to help someone just because they like to try and help people especially when life is pretty shitty, a small feeling of doing something positive in life can be a flame that just brightens up the day a little.
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More Woods -- London Mike, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 9:58:29 (NoHost/213.1.224.215)
During Woods' and the others' incarceration, I heard one or two unsavoury stories about his dodgy behaviour toward civvies during his police time but figured after so long in chokey he deserved to be cut some slack (he did the crime, he did the time) and encouraged Liam and his team in a very minor way. So it's disappointing to learn that his spell in Chikarubi at Bob's pleasure has failed to instil some good character.
Jed, send me mail to mike@assegai.co.uk with your phone# and I'll give you a call/mail you my current #.
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Woods -- Jo Pete, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 6:44:07 (gprs01.rb.mtnns.net/41.208.50.160)
Yo BT. Woods,at best, is cooked & a coward. He tried hard to take out innocent Zimbabweans, black & white. Remember the Avondale bomb? Almost took out a mate's wife.
I,for one, was deeply disgusted by this arsehole.
May he eternally rot in hell.
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Woods -- Liam, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 6:28:31 (hosted-by.leaseweb.com/85.17.65.14)
Kevin Woods had plenty of opportunity to facilitate the termination of Mugabe. That he didn't speaks volumes to me. His subsequent excuses and explanations have a hollow ring.
But he's done his time.
Who the hell is John Edmonds to jump on this bandwagon with his crappy songs?
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Woods -- PPat (Arsehole), Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 2:39:43 (mail137.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.137)
Kevin Woods Interview
Hello, Africa!
During the 1980's, the Communist-ANC would launch terrorist attacks from Communist-Occupied Rhodesia into South Africa. A modern-day James Bond, this week's guest, Kevin Woods, used his role as head of Robert Mugabe's Central Intelligence Organization (CIO) to find where those rats nests were before the terrorist vermin could unleash their wave of terror against innocent South Africans, Afrikaner and Boere.
As one of the so-called "Harare Three", along with Mike Smith and Phillip Conjwayo, Kevin was sentenced to death by Robert Mugabe's regime in 1988 for for murder and spying on behalf of the South African government during the Cold War, after a car bomb attack killed the civilian driver and injured several members of the Communist-ANC in Bulawayo. His sentence was later commuted to life imprisonment and spent nearly 20 years in Robert Mugabe's gulags, and was finally released on July 1, 2006.
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Howzit BT -- John W, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 2:13:33 (adlgw1.baulderstone.com.au/203.37.164.2)
Jed.
I have a mate also in the Cops and who ended up in SB.
He knew KW from early days.
His opinion was that KW was 'penga', with a nasty streak - involved in some bad stuff.
Hence the 'Leopard' analogy.
He was not the only one!
TTFN
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yoh -- Jed, Wed, 03 Jun 2009, 1:54:00 (host86-154-147-232.range86-154.btcentralplus.com/86.154.147.232)
Mike, need your new number. Just thought I'd copy following from a mate. Cheers, Jed.
Having finally met that poes Woods, it dawned on me that he was the bitch in charge at Central after the war in 1980 who tried to nail me with assaulting the police at the Trade Fair, when about twenty of them made an unprovoked baton charge on me. They should have strung him up. He was Mugabe's mate and only did it for the money anyway. CIO traitor.
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Yo Jed -- london mike, Tue, 02 Jun 2009, 23:16:04 (82-44-212-43.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk/82.44.212.43)
Glad to see you on here again. Yeah, give us a yell. Missed you at Remembrance Sunday last year.
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Too True -- Adolf, Tue, 02 Jun 2009, 15:57:38 (CPE-121-221-92-110.wa.bigpond.net.au/121.221.92.110)
“WHITE" Pride”
This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is.....
Proud to be White
Michael Richards makes his point..............
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. H ow many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK.
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP. You have BET... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in theUS. Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this e-mail. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... but getting very close!
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Howzit BT -- John W, Tue, 02 Jun 2009, 4:45:37 (adlgw1.baulderstone.com.au/203.37.164.2)
Jed.
A Leopard does not change it's spots.
TTFN
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yoh -- jed, Tue, 02 Jun 2009, 3:40:09 (host81-158-132-64.range81-158.btcentralplus.com/81.158.132.64)
Mike I have all Rodrigues music on CD anyway, give u a shout next day or two. Cheers Jed.
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as before. -- jed, Tue, 02 Jun 2009, 1:27:49 (host86-168-121-205.range86-168.btcentralplus.com/86.168.121.205)
Further to last, I do not remember John Edmonds ever assisting, or offering to, with the campaign to free what we called the 'Harare Five'. Must make for good business, hope you donate some dosh to charity. Cheers.
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howsit -- Jed, Tue, 02 Jun 2009, 1:06:48 (host86-168-121-205.range86-168.btcentralplus.com/86.168.121.205)
Funny, London Mike, you mentioned John Edmonds. That is what prompted this letter. I just heard a song by him called 'Chikurubi', which is about Kevin Woods. Makes him out to be some sort of hero. He has never once thanked me, Liam Hillman, or many of the people who tried to help him. He even made my mate pay for a signed copy of his book. The stamps I bought on his behalf came to much more. Anyway you live and learn. Cheers.
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Who bought that stuff? -- london mike, Mon, 01 Jun 2009, 22:34:48 (82-44-212-43.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk/82.44.212.43)
Woo-hoo. I bet the miles just fly by. And I think ol' hyena has snuck in with a bit too much billing there. Rooster? Garn, scram, you impostor you! You could hang me up by my goolies for a week and I don't think I could name you one John Edmonds song. I hope that doesn't make me a Bad Rhodie. I'll stick with Rodriguez, thanks, he was the soundtrack of our youth. Got my tickets for him this Saturday.
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. -- Ray, Mon, 01 Jun 2009, 22:13:20 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Whiskey Pete, hope you learned your lesson, never smoke at Dawie's house (or anywhere) when there is 150 proof dop around.
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John Edmonds -- Caro, Mon, 01 Jun 2009, 21:28:34 (77-100-197-31.cable.ubr07.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk/77.100.197.31)
John Edmonds has done a lot for Rhodies and Zimbos and l have popped this here as a help in return to him.
Whether you have been to Africa or not or wherever you live in the world, you will never match the magic of the African bush - her sounds, sights and smells! What better way to live or re-live the magic than to at least hear some sounds and some campfire stories and songs to take you back.
This month Roan Antelope Music are offering any one of the "TALES OF THE GAMERANGERS" SERIES CD's for a hugely reduced rate. (Vol 1, 2, 3, or 4) you can even order Vol.1, 2, 3 or the whole set of 4 for the same unit price each.
While Tongorora tells his informative and entertaining campfire tales you can hear the background sounds of Africa. The tinker barbets, weavers, frogs, doves, hornbills, and crickets.
In addition on Vol 1 you also hear leopard, fish eagle, baboon, croc swimming, lion, hyena eating, jackal, rooster, impala rutting, cheetah, wildebeest, and tribal sounds.
On Vol 2: honey guide, go-away bird, vervet monkeys, rhino, zebra, fruit-bat, hippo, giant bush baby, emerald spotted wood dove, giant eagle owl, hunting dog and hyena.
On Vol 3: Elephant, plover, croc eggs hatching, hadeda ibis, hunting dogs, side striped jackal, hyena, fish eagle, hammerkop, mole-snake, leopard and ostrich.
And Vol 4: Kudu, zebra, trumpeter hornbill, yellow billed hornbill, grey hornbill, red billed hornbill, ground hornbill, hippo, Egyptian geese, rhino, warthog, lionesses, vultures, hyena, black backed jackal, black crow, tree frog, bush-buck, elephant, buffalo, lion and
Oh yes! Each CD has 6 bush songs by John Edmond.
"TALES OF THE GAME RANGERS" Series are a joy to listen to and wonderfully educational for children and adults alike.
Gwen Seger wrote "The road from Johannesburg to Cape Town was made much shorter with the joy of having TALES OF THE GAMERANGERS in the car".
Billy Donavan Canada said "As a child I had Tales of the Gamerangers tapes and as an adult I now have them on CD and never tire of listening to them"
ORDER NOW! Special starts 1 June - 30 June 2009!!!!! In time for school holidays and that UK summer break
ROAN ANTELOPE MUSIC: WEB SITE: - www.johnedmond.co.za
Tel: +27 (0) 14 735 0774 Fax: +27 (0)86 601 1817 E-mail: info@johnedmond.co.za
Fwd your details, C/card, name, postal address and tel. no. to info@johnedmond.co.za Direct payments to J.EDMOND- F.N.B. Bela Bela code 260347. Ac. No 542000 51694
If you prefer you can send them a cheque. Just contact John for an address and he or Teresa (his wife) they will get back to you.
Prices include packaging and registered mail postage all over the world. S.A. R 100.00 / U.K. 12.00 / U.S. $ 30.00 / AUS. $ 30.00 / N.Z. $ 33.00 NOTE: PRICE PER UNIT !! (Any one of the CD series or order all 4 x amount quoted)
The normal credit card fee has been wavered for this months special offer.
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Dawie -- Jo Pete, Mon, 01 Jun 2009, 7:08:05 (41-208-48-160.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.160)
Yo BT. Dawie I wouldn't be in a hurry to return. This is because you've got nowhere to live. Your house burnt down on Saturday, together with your jammies, so you can't even get anywhere from the airport. I think your porno collection, your blue movies and all your dop is also burnt but the boom plants are OK.
Sorry for that
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Weekend Meetings -UK -- Caro, Sun, 31 May 2009, 20:18:07 (77-100-197-31.cable.ubr07.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk/77.100.197.31)
Just moving this up again and will continue to do so-
It is the time of year coming up in UK for POTS (Pig On The Spit) June 19/20 and the July Braai last weekend in July. Both events are being held at Beechwood (info on the site below)
Booking forms for July Braai are available from the following site: http://rpcuk.synthasite.com/
I keep telling them they haven't put the POTS booking forms and info there but so far it has not been added, so if you want a booking form for POTS please email me with the request and l will send you one:
admin@rhodesiansreunited.co.uk
Caro :-)
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Memories of Rhodesia -- Bob, Sun, 31 May 2009, 7:32:26 (macanp.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.52)
Relive the very best of a life and country that is no more - we have it all ready for you to watch and experience again. Rhodesia at its finest, Rhodesia in its darkest moments, Rhodesia - The Jewel of Africa.
http://www.memoriesofrhodesia.com/
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whoops -- maggi, Sun, 31 May 2009, 6:30:54 (ppp121-44-95-2.lns10.syd6.internode.on.net/121.44.95.2)
whoops, apologies...
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. -- . (.), Sun, 31 May 2009, 4:37:21 (nv-71-48-33-253.dhcp.embarqhsd.net/71.48.33.253)
61 to 17
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Blue Bulls -- maggi, Sat, 30 May 2009, 23:32:48 (ppp121-44-95-2.lns10.syd6.internode.on.net/121.44.95.2)
although never a b/bulls supporter their resounding anilation of the chiefs is unbelievable, 16-17
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Hillside Dams -- Caro, Sat, 30 May 2009, 22:10:02 (77-100-197-31.cable.ubr07.wiga.blueyonder.co.uk/77.100.197.31)
I have found a new site it is about the Hillside Dams with LOADS of photos in the gallery. The group are really working hard to clean it up.
If you have any photos you can send then please contact Rob his email is on the site. Do NOT send photos to him though please contact him as he is on dial up and will let you have ANOTHER ADDRESS of a friend of his to send photos to.
I have sent him info on the rock art above our house and he is going up in the next few days to have a look and record it. He was also saying that at the lower dam where the 2 loo blocks are near Moffat avenue and in front of our house they are looking to turn that into a sort of braai and if people want camping spot. Apparently some people do actually still want to camp there!
The group is full of ideas to spruce the dams up and l wish them all the best. Apparently the Lower Dam will not stay full as it has a serious leak some place. Oh and a young croc has moved into the upper dam. There is a newsletter you can sign upto as well.
http://www.hillsidedams.com/
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Early recording unearthed -- Bob, Sat, 30 May 2009, 7:07:08 (macanp.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.52)
Early recording of Britain's Got Talent's Susan Boyle unearthed
An early demo tape made by Susan Boyle, the unemployed church volunteer who shot to fame after appearing on Britain's Got Talent, has been unearthed by Telegraph.co.uk.
The 48-year-old recorded two songs ten years ago and distributed them to only a handful of her closest friends in the village of Blackburn, West Lothian, where she lives alone with her cat.
The recording, which was unearthed by Telegraph.co.uk, features two songs - an early version of the blues ballad Cry Me a River and Killing Me Softly with His Song, the track immortalised by Roberta Flack in 1973.
Listen
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5182599/Early-recording-of-Britains-Got-Talents-Susan-Boyle-unearthed.html
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the eagles -- dawie, Fri, 29 May 2009, 9:52:39 (155.80-202-251.nextgentel.com/80.202.251.155)
howsit owns iam in norway to see the eagles in bergen monday night 22000 tickets sold weather bad any fishing good dawie
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Zimbabwe sanctuary -- Bob, Fri, 29 May 2009, 7:19:12 (macanp.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.52)
A conversation with the owner/operator of a wildlife sanctuary in Zimbabwe who talks about her relationships with some of the animals as well as the dire economic and political environment in the country. Bookey Peek and her husband, Richard, are in the same position as many other landholders - they know that at any time their precious sanctuary could be 'redistributed' to the family of a former independence war veteran, or one of President Mugabe's cronies.
listen | download
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/latenightlive/
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. -- Frank, Thu, 28 May 2009, 18:37:21 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Patrick find yourself a new homeboy and move on. Bitterness will get you nowhere...
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Adolf -- Patrick, Thu, 28 May 2009, 17:20:07 (iburst-41-213-63-245.iburst.co.za/41.213.63.245)
You make me ashamed to shared the same country. You are a sick racist and deserve contempt.
I don't discriminate, I dislike bitter cynical racists both black and white.
You think I'm stupid, who cares.
Your posts contain no analysis or insight, but are merely childish, churlish taunts.
Racists like you got our people and country hated and eventually led to us all losing everything and you think I'm a fool! You silly old fool!
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Party - Lee -- Wens, Wed, 27 May 2009, 15:50:52 (wblv-ip-pcache-8-vif1.telkom-ipnet.co.za/198.54.202.250)
Hi, please could you put details on this site for those that dont have Face Book. Thanks
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Party -- Lee Catterson, Wed, 27 May 2009, 6:15:23 (wblv-ip-pcache-8-vif1.telkom-ipnet.co.za/198.54.202.250)
All ex Rhodesian Forces and their families are invited to attend the "All Forces Bash" next month and have some fun with old mates. Details are available on the official site here...http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/event.php?eid=75942058647
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. -- Hanks third cousin Frank, Wed, 27 May 2009, 0:10:21 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
"You remember sitting for hours in petrol queues - and not getting any."
You can now sit for days in petrol queues, and not get any.
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8> -- Hank's other brother Hank, Tue, 26 May 2009, 23:50:27 (mail137.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.137)
some of those do make one smile Tony, however
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM RHODESIA IF:......
You feel any or all of the whole spectrum of negative emotions when you log onto the BT and see the love letters being exchanged by wee Jimmy and his comparative boytoy, Doc Hollyweird.
You want to reach into the back of your throat and chuck a big one every time Patrick tries to clarify and justify his munt love.
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Morag -- Jo Pete, Tue, 26 May 2009, 10:22:43 (gprs01.rb.mtnns.net/41.208.50.160)
Yo BT. Morag Bickie & I are in Durbs from Friday - Sunday. If you get this please contact. We are normally good for a few dops & chow.
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Precious Memories -- Libra, Tue, 26 May 2009, 9:11:33 (5ace1feb.bb.sky.com/90.206.31.235)
Thanks for all those little memories Tony, I will now spend the rest of the day reminiscing and snivelling more than usual. Much appreciated
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Phantom Dancer -- Bob, Tue, 26 May 2009, 4:22:41 (macanp.lnk.telstra.net/203.45.105.52)
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you know you're from Rhodesian when -- Tony Croft, Tue, 26 May 2009, 3:19:28 (adsl-70-231-236-118.dsl.snfc21.sbcglobal.net/70.231.236.118)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM RHODESIA IF:......
You can still remember Sally Donaldson's voice.
You failed your driver's license first time.
You saw "Grease" more than three times.
You still wear vellies without socks.
You miss the smell of rain on a hot, tar road.
You miss Christmas by the pool...
You horrify people by eating raw, dried meat.
You horrify other Zimbos by cooking boerewors "to death".
You took driving lessons in an Anne Hunter Anglia in Bulawayo .
You still own some Springbok Hits LP's.
You still pee on the lawn at night.
You carved your name on a famous landmark in Zim.
You chatted up a farmer's daughter at a Country Club get-together with one eye on her Dad.
You did wheelies on the Enterprise Road outside Gremlin's or on Selborne Avenue in Bulawayo .
You almost lost the family jewels on the rock slide at Mermaid's Pool
You can still sing "Ach pleeez Daddy".
You whinged to the waiter at Caribbea Bay at the outrageous price of their beers during the Tiger fishing Competition.
You injected Cane spirit into a pocket of oranges to beat the booze ban at the Rugby at the Police grounds.
You still refer to toilet paper as 'bog roll', and the toilet as a 'PK'.
You got a speeding ticket trying to make the border by 6 PM.
You sang rude or witty words instead of the originals to hymns in school assembly.
Your forearms and the areas between you lower thighs and mid calf are
irredeemably burned brown by the sun.
You once owned an 8 track car tape player!!!
You have given up looking for a good meat pie.
You miss the smell of red stoep polish.
You bore or frighten your children with harrowing tales of your deprived upbringing in the days when TV started at 17H00 and kids were expected to ride push bikes to school...
You still butter bread by holding the slice in your hand...
You wish you'd had the presence of mind to keep mum's Morris minor
You ate supper in Vila de Manhica, the Vila Perry, Maxies or Guido's on occasions.
You can remember the beer adverts on the tin trays the hotel waiters used...
You can remember thinking that Bengal Juice was OK.
You still believe it's wrong to use bad language in mixed company
You still think of traffic lights as robots
You know the words to more than two ABBA songs
You used to call your parents' friends "Uncle" and "Aunty"
You have driven on a strip road
You long for that soft morning glow that brightens the Zimbabwe sky between 6am and 8am.
Really miss a great, fantastic, bed rattling, window shaking, earth tremoring, all-kids-and-animals-in-the-parents'-bed tropical storm.
You parked your car in a car park and couldn't find it again, because it was a blue Renault 4.
You remember watching the brown grass turn green after a day's rain.
Arguing that Castle was for men Lion was for kids, and pommies.
You still wonder what this thing polystyrene is, ... you know it as kaylite.
You still refer to Koki pens as Neo's.
Muuush is still common in your vocabulary, as is 'lekker'.
You still have Wrex Tarr's "Chilapalapa" LP's and know the words to "Cockie Lobbin".
You hear crickets in July and remember the December Christmas beetles.
You know or still write to someone from PE, Saints, Churchill, Ellis Robins, Falcon College , Eveline High, Townsend School , Chaplin, Plummers, Guinea Fowl or Gwebi Agricultural College .
You drank Tanganda tea or Preema Coffee (or Day Break).
You shopped at Truworths, Edgar's, Meikles or Kingston 's.
You had an avocado, mango, guava and pawpaw tree in your garden.
You played in a sand pit and on a jungle gym.
You thought bilharzia was an incurable disease but still swam in the rivers, dams anyway.
You remember jacaranda trees in full bloom.
You remember when a Coke or ice-lolly cost a tickie.
You miss the taste of bream fried on the side of the dam five minutes after you caught it.
You have at least one ivory, soapstone or wooden carving.
You still remember the taste of gemsquash and melted butter, mealies, Mazoe Orange Juice, mealie meal, Creamy Meal and Maltabella porridge.
You think there is no green surpassing that of the Sandawana emeralds.
You still expect to see a chongololo after an afternoon rain and a few flying ants.
The following names mean something to you: "Sandro's", "Arkies", "Club
Tomorrow", The Carlton Club and The Stork Club.
You collected coke cans on your trips to South Africa 'cos they were so cool.
You still can't get your head around the idea of throwing away a glass bottle, instead of taking it back for the deposit.
You've ever sat at Castle Corner in the cricket grounds - and can't remember who won the cricket match.
You were there when the 'chicken farmer' beat England .
You think the "all Blacks" are the Zimbabwe Tennis Team.
You were a member of Hellenics / Callies / Raylton / Alex / Old Boys/Postals / Old Miltonians / Mac Club/ B.A.C. / Queens / or Raylton.
You've ever been boating on Lake Mac - before the hyacinth.
You've ever driven up to Montclair for an evening's gambling and been back at work the next day.
You still think the most haunting sound in the world is the cry of the fish eagle.
You know at least one person who has 'streaked' at the Harare Cricket Grounds.
You remember sitting for hours in petrol queues - and not getting any.
You ever got fifteen people into a VW Kombi - long enough to get past the gates at the 'drive-in'.
You made out in the back of a car at the 'Nitestar' , the Sky View or the Mabelreign Drive-in.
You think of the four major food groups as beef, chicken, sadza and tea.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper and Tomango.
& the best you know all 4 seasons: Almost summer; Summer; Still summer and Christmas.
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thank hank -- hank, Mon, 25 May 2009, 23:47:40 (host-72-175-126-18.msl-mt.client.bresnan.net/72.175.126.18)
You betcha.
Now piss off!
(Just joking James!)
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Thank you kindly... -- James., Sat, 23 May 2009, 21:08:21 (21Cust163.tnt2.toronto.on.da.uu.net/216.95.15.163)
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HANK: Thank you kindly for your thoughs on Wankie and Kruger National Park which I will pass on to my chum.
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wankie/kruger -- hank, Sat, 23 May 2009, 18:58:12 (host-72-175-126-18.msl-mt.client.bresnan.net/72.175.126.18)
Your friend would have a wonderful time at either of these two great national parks. There is no "peering through the bush " for sightings - I was in both a year and a half ago and can attest to the quality and volume of game and birds. I can provide a list of recorded sightings, none of which was made by peering through thick bush.
I was always a sceptic as far as Kruger goes (being a Wankie employee) but cannot now say enough about Kruger - the river systems are magical, tourist numbers are managed and the facilities excellent.
Cheers.
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. -- Ray (ray), Fri, 22 May 2009, 22:18:44 (adsl-75-56-194-67.dsl.lsan03.sbcglobal.net/75.56.194.67)
JAMES I do not know what the status of Wankie I hear poaching has been a problem but as far as bushveld habitat is concerned the KNP is similar. I would add KNP to the list, poaching has been kept under control there. If he goes to a surrounding Private Game reserve, he will get a guide with a vehicle, a cook and a maid.
Etosha I would also strongly suggest, it is wide open and you can see herds of animals for miles whereas in Wankie and KNP you have to peer through the bush for hidden animals. In Etosha the camps have waterholes that are floodlit at night, and the way you do it is stay up all night at the waterholes to see Rhino Elephant and Lion come to drink. We had a drama an elephant calf fell into the water, and panic amongst the herd. The calf is ok.
I would put Cape Town on the list and the Peninsula National Park.
MORAG if you spend any time at JHB you must go see Pete, he is very hospitable, and only 5 min taxi ride from the airport. He makes a great braai and has a nice wife, the only woman that has ever been able to keep him under control.
JIMBO my e-mails to you bounce, I want to tell you I just got a book contract with Krause, 50,000 words The Kitchen Pharmacy, heart disease and how to cure it with nutrition (the only way) will be a section in the book.
GO THE BULLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Cape... -- James, Fri, 22 May 2009, 20:55:41 (21Cust186.tnt2.toronto.on.da.uu.net/216.95.15.186)
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MORAG: Many thanks. Yes, it's all good stuff in the south.
Is Wankie different from the Kruger National Park, or am I hopelessly out of date? So far, there has been talk of Cairo, gorillas, various safaris and game parks, and Capetown. I think the latter would be a magical base.
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Many Thanks -- Morag, Fri, 22 May 2009, 14:10:01 (adsl-71-136-245-209.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net/71.136.245.209)
Many thanks JoPete. That is very kind of you. Hopefully I can give you a call just to say hello while I am in Durban.
At least with computers we don't have to miss anything.
Thanks again.
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Morag's jolly -- Jo Pete (diribo), Fri, 22 May 2009, 8:04:37 (vc-41-14-134-228.umts.vodacom.co.za/41.14.134.228)
Yo BT. Morag enjoy your jolly to Durbs. We stay very close to O.R.Tambo. If you need any assisstance there or meet & greet. ablution, sustenance etc. please contact me. my mobile is 27836795176.
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Well heeled visiting Africa -- Morag, Fri, 22 May 2009, 7:16:04 (adsl-71-136-245-209.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net/71.136.245.209)
James - first and foremost there is the Victoria Falls, Kariba,and then Wankie - or whatever they call it now. The Cape if they want to go that far south - good heavens it is all fabulous. Suggest to them that they take some travel books out of the library. I am sure Ray could tell you where to go and what to do. Good luck.
I am off to Durban tomorrow and can hardly wait to get on that plane.
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Places worth visiting? -- James., Fri, 22 May 2009, 4:20:10 (21Cust1.tnt2.toronto.on.da.uu.net/216.95.15.1)
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A well-heeled friend who has never been to Africa asked if I could suggest some places worth visiting and some things worth doing. Any polite suggestions I can pass on please?
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Lurker -- Tickled Pink, Fri, 22 May 2009, 3:44:17 (dsl-202-173-135-149.nsw.westnet.com.au/202.173.135.149)
Run away.
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. -- ray, Thu, 21 May 2009, 15:39:40 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
And the Lurker.
James I guess the pop ups were hoping you would give them money for clothes.
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Where's everyone -- Lurker, Thu, 21 May 2009, 14:42:32 (c-24-91-243-18.hsd1.vt.comcast.net/24.91.243.18)
Looks like its just the Bobseys & Bob left these days !!!!!
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