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Subject: Re: your new stapler

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Fuck the 5th of May

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Date Posted: 05/ 5/04 10:36pm
In reply to: NOT A FRENCHMEN ED 's message, "Re: your new stapler" on 05/ 5/04 4:08pm

Cinco de Mayo? Isn't that the same as the 4th of July in Canada? What if the Canadians let all of us bastard "Yanks" run north to take their shitball jobs? We could all hang American flags off of our tailgates or lay them on our dashboards for one shitty day a year. That would be swell! Maybe we could start gangs and fuck up their peacefull cities. We wouldn't like the "Barrios" we would be living in, but we would be too fucking lazy to do anything about it. Then we could just blame it on the white man. Fuck it! Lets all be a bunch of chili chokin' pepper bellies.

>YOU FOOLS, EVERY ONE KNOWS WE ARE LIVING IN THE
>FUTUTRE AND THAT MARK HAS ENOUGH CHANGE AROUND HIS
>HOUSE TO BUY THAT AWESOME CHROME STAPLER! JUST IMAGINE
>THE MESSAGE OF POWER THAT THINGS SENDS OUT WHEN YOU
>GET TO THROW IT AT YOUR SUPERIORS HEADS WHEN YOU BREAK
>DOWN AND GO NUTS! WELL, MAY BE THE MESSAGE ISN'T POWER
>AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT BE INSANITY.
>WITHER WAY, YOU COULD PRETEND IT'S A SPACESHIP WHEN
>YOU'RE BORED AT WORK. YOU COULD EVEN CARRY IT AROUND
>WITH YOU IN A LUNCH BOX, LIKE OLDE TIME CONSTRUCTION
>WORKERS IN THE CHARLE CHAPLIN SHORTS. FUCK ALL YOU,
>IT'S CINCO DE MAYO. RICE AND BEANS FOR EVERY ONE
>EXCEPT THE FRENCHIES!!
>
>
>>for my money, mark, the comfort grip is the clear
>>winner in the stapler contest. but i was torn between
>>the comfort grip and the one with the staple-ometer in
>>it.

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Re: your new stapler	i went to a mexican high school	05/ 6/04 10:21am
Re: your new stapler -- Comedy Mark, 05/ 6/04 12:20pm Re: your new stapler -- slab of meat, 05/ 6/04 2:49pm Re: your new stapler -- Comedy Mark, 05/ 6/04 4:23pm