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Date Posted: 03:08:16 02/27/05 Sun
In reply to: bella 's message, "Re: Jimmy Voted #1 Kid Lover" on 23:51:26 02/26/05 Sat

or maybe we need to look at why jimmy looks so bad standing next to her. she is not too young. he is too old. jimmy aged horribly. things wrong with jimmy:
1. maintenance badly needed. the guy needs a face lift and and eyelid job or something. its not like this guy cant afford it. come on now!
2. black hair. what is it with people who have black hair when they are young thinking they can still have black hair when they get older? they cant. skin tones change and black hair just looks fake and bad. he looks like wayne newton without the plastic surgery.
2. fill ins. i saw a picture of him at some walk of fame thingy. he was bending over and you could tell he spray painted his scalp to hide thinning bald spots.
3. long hair. you cant have long hair at his age. its not even really long but sort of in between. he looks like one of those unkept old folks who are too lazy to get a hair cut. jimmy, you are over 60 and its time to cut your hair
4. the modified comb over. yes, its true. the guy has a comb over. its modified but it is still a comb over.
5. black, black and more black. add some color into your wardrobe please. what is with the black?

this guy suffers from typical ageing rock star syndrome. they try to hang onto their youthful appearance by using a do-it-yourself strategy. it doesn't work. jimmy, go to a plastic surgeon and a top salon and tell them you're old and you need help. THEN you can chase after women way too young for you and not look like a damn fool.

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