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Dogtown NASCAR League
I foresee nothing but wedded bliss for these two, Mazel Tov!
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 02:30:20 02/18/06 Sat
The only way to hold me down is to start right now taking the same picks as I do and spliting the money.

Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Matt Kenseth, Denny Hamlin.

Now doesn't that look good? Bet you didn't think you could afford that now did you? It's all about concentration and goat roasting.

Berry I believe I owe you something, how about double or nothing? Is it $10 that I owe you?

I got questions. I would bet I have surpassed my question mark output for the last four years in this single post. But I would not bet much since that averages out to one question mark per year.

I am D runk (two words) and ramblin', but still, thems some fine picks!

JR, GORDON AND MATT at a restricter plate race, are you kidding me???

My betting problem is going to cause me to have to wear a "STAN IS THE MAN" button on my suit to work soon. I think I am starting to drink more as a result.

How bout the COWBOYS?

Do yall call that mark on tattoo boys arm underneath sweet pea's right leg the scabbies? or cigarette burns?

I can see Jimmy while I am typing now.

Hi turd sniffer.

Is terd spelled terd or turd?

Toyota says it's just TRD.

I would just like to say for the record that people who are too irresponsible to post their picks prior to the ice storm that is not coming should not receive credit for the first race.

Night, Night.

Really, I'm gonna kick they asses.
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Gravypix
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Date Posted: 09:54:54 02/17/06 Fri
Sadler, J.Gordon, Hamlin, Mcmurray
Subject: Winning Picks - Kennseth, J Gordon, Dale Jr, Truex


Author:
Berry
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Date Posted: 09:19:36 02/17/06 Fri
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Author:
EP
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Date Posted: 08:51:08 02/17/06 Fri
Using every penny of the $5,000,000 (thanks to the new Excel Cost Sheet Calculator), Daytona picks:

Jr., Sadler, Jeff Gordon, and Sterling
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:48:01 02/14/06 Tue
After a thorough review of the new driver cost allocation system, I have come to the conclusion that I AM GONNA KICK THEY ASSES THIS YEAR!

I think the fact that terd sniffing skills are no longer the key element to success should lead to my ascendancy.
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Author:
EP
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Date Posted: 09:06:31 02/14/06 Tue
I recruited another victim for Brandi. He should be joining this week.
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Author:
Slappy
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Date Posted: 21:02:33 02/12/06 Sun
Holy God, this looks funny:

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/talladeganights/index.html
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Author:
EP
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Date Posted: 15:45:15 02/10/06 Fri
Shootout practice is under way...Woo Hoo
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Slap
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Date Posted: 16:02:57 02/07/06 Tue
I can't tell you how disapointed I am that you didn't come hang out with me and my niggas.

The exact quote was this: "Damn Tim, relax son, you at home, sit down loosen up you asshole, aint nobody gonna poke it"

I will carry that request to my grave.

oh and this was another: "You like to get yo dick sucked? 'Cause I know this mothafukin bitch...."
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Big PImpin'
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Date Posted: 17:45:34 02/06/06 Mon
Slap I hear you had a drunk black man talking to you about your butthole this weekend. Man, do I always miss the good stuff or what?
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Author:
EP
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Date Posted: 12:54:50 02/03/06 Fri
Still 2 weeks away and Dale Jr. fans are already uniting.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 12:16:16 02/03/06 Fri
Why, Mom, Why!?!?!

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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:57:00 02/03/06 Fri
Ahhh peace and serenity. Once again Slap marvels us with his computer skills.

As for the picture, I don't know if I will ever get tired of it. Possibly the best ever. The caption contest with Bobby flipping us off was pretty good. "Good as grits", the Dale Earnhardt, Jr. tribute is also up there.
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EP
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Date Posted: 10:04:58 02/02/06 Thu
And maybe a new pic...
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:37:58 02/02/06 Thu
Anyway for the Slapster to make the music from Casey's ant game go away permanently?
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EP
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Date Posted: 13:35:53 02/01/06 Wed
You boys got ya a stud QB and 2 WR's.
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Author:
EP
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Date Posted: 10:17:58 01/20/06 Fri
Part of the deposition of Paris Hilton in a defamation suit:

"I was just, 'Oh my God, I saw Zeta last night.' And she was like, 'Who?' And I'm like, 'That old lady, whatever, da-da-da-da.' And she was like, 'What happened?' And I'm like, 'Nothing. I just called her ugly and old and told her she was desperate and that she was trying to be famous.'"
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Overboard SLap
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Date Posted: 17:46:55 01/18/06 Wed
The fact that Jake is showing love to the McEntoe ensures a Super Bowl win in and of itself
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Slapper
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Date Posted: 17:45:03 01/18/06 Wed
Your Next Super Bowl MVP!

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I love that guy...
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CrankSlap
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Date Posted: 16:14:00 01/18/06 Wed
Is everyone married that's gonna get married?? Are there any bachelor party prospects in the future?? Should I ask? Should I just forget about it? Should I go to Paper Moon alone? Should I stop using Should so much? Shall I just go crank it in the bath room with the sink running and hope no one walks in and catches me full-squint? Ah forget it.
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HalfSlap
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Date Posted: 15:58:39 01/18/06 Wed
Welcome back, how did the mormons treat you? Did you join their cult?
Did any of them "Rock the Iroc?"
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:55:26 01/17/06 Tue
Man, I go on vacation and come back to IROC, Red Dawg, floppy teets and the most sinister man I've ever seen.

I love this site.

It's guys like that that really scare me in life. Not bad looking, not obese, probably wouldn't have that much trouble getting a little attention. Good Lord, how do you have the guts to get that tattoo? I mean if you're dogshit ugly and weigh three fifty I can see it, but . . .

Who's having a bachelor party? Is there someone I need to be buddying up to?
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EP
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Date Posted: 08:25:10 01/13/06 Fri
Jimmy is never disappointed, look how he smiles when we post.

Thanks for the "action pic". We definately need a weekly installment.

Only 37 days left boys. Then we start getting our ass handed to us by a girl...again.
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Author:
Citizen Slapnut
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Date Posted: 17:53:11 01/12/06 Thu
Hello? Big Floppy Titties and nothing.....

Jimmy Spencer was be ashamed of you
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 11:42:45 01/10/06 Tue
I think this guy may be kin to steve brown

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1646735/
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Author:
Slaps
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Date Posted: 16:46:29 01/06/06 Fri
I said Dang!

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Author:
Kin Korn Karny
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Date Posted: 13:32:54 01/05/06 Thu
Man I love me some red dog!

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Dang
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 11:22:52 01/04/06 Wed
He'd be like "Man, these bitches ain't nuthin'
'Bout around 4th July eyes over at my buddy Jamie's place, and them sluts would do it all man...all we had to do is buy 'em a sixer of Mickey's and an 8 ball.....stupid whores....how much cash you got?"
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Gravypie
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Date Posted: 15:18:21 01/03/06 Tue
I want this guy invited to the next bachelor party we go to. I also want DIO to play a mini concert in whoevers living room we have this bachelor party at. Serve Red Dog out of the Keg. Place a cigarette machine near the shitter. Put black trash bags over the windows in the master bedroom/champagne room. Fry bologne and make me a friggen sammich!!!!! Someone get on this.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 09:02:33 01/03/06 Tue
After seeing it, if you didn't tell him verbatim "dude, that friggin' rocks," he would punch you in the throat, burn you with a cigarette, kick your dog, then do donuts in your yard with his Iroc.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 17:42:53 12/28/05 Wed
My holiday gift to you:

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Horatio Sanz has some hot groupies
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:22:47 12/16/05 Fri
Pure Genius

Q: True or False: the "N" warning before any HBO movie or program maybe the single greatest development in the last ten years of cable TV. I know instantly whether or not something is worthwatching. This is a good thing, right? Although there was a Six Feet Under that led off with the "N" -- very promising -- until the only "N" was a topless shot of a 53-year-old dead chick being embalmed. I felt like I deserved a refund for my hour. Thoughts?
--Scott, New York, NY



SG: Glad you asked. For years, I have been pushing for a complete revamping of the cable TV warnings, and only because this should be a seamless, informative process. For instance, when they throw the old "SSC" for "Strong Sexual Content" before the movie, you absolutely know that there isn't just going to be some sexual content, it's going to be some STRONG sexual content. These are the movies that usually lead off with a detective sitting in a car watching someone's house while some bored housewife pulls the pool boy inside for a daytime romp. The point is, you know you're getting the goods with "SSC." But the "N" could mean anything -- two dudes naked in a shower, a 53-year old woman getting embalmed, even Kathy Bates going topless in "About Schmidt."



So I would come up with these categories:



SN -- Standard nudity



(Note: In other words, nothing special.)



MSC -- Mundane Sexual Content.



(For those really lame sex scenes where the two characters are going at it in slow motion and there's just some squinting and grimacing and that's about it.)



SSC -- Strong Sexual Content.



(Note: I'd like to keep this one as is, just because it always puts a hop in everyone's step. When I lived with my old roommate Ricky, we would always stay up late watching bad movies on our illegal cable box, and when the "SSC" tag came up, we would both start cheering -- it was like winning in BINGO or something. I miss having a roommate sometimes.)



CESC -- Career Ending Sex Content



(Note: This covers Chloe Sevigny in "Brown Bunny" and that's about it. It's almost impossible to kill your career with a sex scene.)



UDN -- Unexpected, delightful nudity



(Note: This covers any scene where the nudity comes out of nowhere with someone you would never expect -- like Katie Holmes in "The Gift," Reese Witherspoon in "Twilight" or even Kelly Preston in "Mischief.")



WDN -- Wildly disappointing nudity.



(Note: For scenes like Teri Hatcher going topless in "Heaven's Prisoners.")



EN -- Epic Nudity



(Note: For those once-in-a-lifetime performances like Natasha Henstridge's in "Species," Appollonia in "Purple Rain" or Nicole Eggert in "Blown Away." I just feel like they deserve their own category. If you've earned the "EN" tag, that's almost like getting an Oscar.)



GSN -- Gratuitous, sweeping nudity



(Note: I like this one because you know where you stand -- you're getting nudity and lots of it. That's important information at 2:00 AM.)



RGN -- Really gross nudity



(Note: This would cover old women getting embalmed, any nudity in those autopsy shows on HBO, Kathy Bates and Diane Keaton, those "Real Sex" shows where they show some nudist colony in Germany and there are like 100 hairy naked guys standing around, and so on. Give us a heads up. It's imperative. You could probably argue that Kathy Bates deserves her own tag here -- something like "KBN" -- but whatever.)



MN -- Male nudity



(Note: That's an important one -- I need warning if I'm going to see someone's johnson, whether I'm getting dressed in a gym or watching TV at 1:30 in the morning. If Kevin Bacon decides, "I know this isn't in the script, but I think this scene in Wild Things could use a boost with my dangling member," I want to be prepared. Again, give us a heads up. I don't ask for much.)



MDDS -- Michael Douglas's dangling stuff



(Note: For those movies where Douglas feels like it's a wise idea for him to walk away from the camera with his, um, stuff dangling between his legs like a grandfather clock. Why does he do that? We may never know.)



APR -- Awful Prison Rape



(Note: Classic example -- the Ed Norton scene in "American History X." Come on. Just a mere "R" for "Rape" can't possibly cover how traumatic that scene was. You stick the "APR" before the movie, I'm probably avoiding the movie.)
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Jimmy Spencer's Tongue
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Date Posted: 17:19:10 12/07/05 Wed
He's not going to be driving for Petty is he?
If so, he needs to be put on suicide watch....Now!
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chubs
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Date Posted: 16:28:52 12/07/05 Wed
It may just be me, but the Tony Stewart and Bobby Labonte pic up top looks like the exact moment after Labonte told Stewart where he's ending up next year.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 16:14:53 12/07/05 Wed
This just in....Dr. Jerry Punch kicks Alan Bestwick the goods boasting "You call that pit coverage?"

Viva la Dr. Punch!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:20:50 12/07/05 Wed
Let's all take a moment to thank the good Lord for causing Nascar to move it's coverage from NBC to ABC/ESPN starting in 2007.

Let's all hope that none of the NBC crew, including cameramen, sound people and heaven knows announcers, transfer to ABC.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:01:23 12/05/05 Mon
You are a funny man.

By the way, BRAVO on the Spencer picture.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 10:10:15 11/30/05 Wed
Michelle Wie chimes in with her thoughts on T Stews skin-flute

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Slapo
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Date Posted: 11:55:00 11/23/05 Wed
That was fantastic. I laughed. A lot

This guy is a badass

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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:19:17 11/23/05 Wed
30 reasons Chuck Norris is cooler than you!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.


Filming on location for Walker : Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.


Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.


Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.


Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.


Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.


If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.


Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.


There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.


Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.


Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."


Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".


When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.


If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.


There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.


Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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EP
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Date Posted: 08:59:36 11/23/05 Wed
I need me a Mowercycle.
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EP
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Date Posted: 08:58:14 11/23/05 Wed
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/casturtroy/motorcycle.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com

I need me a Mowercycle.
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DivineSlap
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Date Posted: 09:33:12 11/21/05 Mon
Wow...thank you Lord, you do reign on high....
Let's see if we can go 2 for 2:
Please deliver me from this hellish job and bestow me with 5 million dollars of thyne bounty...amen
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EP
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Date Posted: 14:27:58 11/20/05 Sun
Pics to drop me from 3rd:

Edwards, Jarrett, Nemechek & Hamlin
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A Ghastly Slap
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Date Posted: 13:09:42 11/20/05 Sun
Edwards, Harvick, J Burton, Blaney

May Jimmie(with an "ie" for crying out loud) eat the wall today and suffer multiple contusions...amen
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Big Pimipin'
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Date Posted: 10:38:27 11/20/05 Sun
Johnson, Bliss, Jarrett, Waltrip.
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Gravypix
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Date Posted: 15:35:12 11/18/05 Fri
J.Gordon, Marlin, Hamlin, Rudd
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Berry
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Date Posted: 15:54:35 11/17/05 Thu
Marlin, Stewart, Harvick, Waltrip
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chubs
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Date Posted: 08:28:11 11/17/05 Thu
early miami pics since i'll be on a beach drinking may ass off sunday....

jr, harvick, bobby labonte, burton
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Gravytrimester
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Date Posted: 09:53:32 11/16/05 Wed
"Umpa Lumpas love Bud Light"
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EP
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Date Posted: 13:11:18 11/15/05 Tue
"What goes perfect with a cold Bud Light? Head"
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chubs
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Date Posted: 11:02:26 11/14/05 Mon
hindsight...

This is an opportune time to play beat the caption....

my entry "What would you do for a Bud Light?"
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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:52:28 11/14/05 Mon
brutality....

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Gravyheat
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Date Posted: 09:25:56 11/14/05 Mon
R.I.P. Latino Heat
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:26:38 11/13/05 Sun
For Phoenix: M.Martin, D.Hamlin, B.Labonte and K.Kahne.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 12:29:02 11/13/05 Sun
phoenix pix: edwards, harvick, burton, hamlin
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EP
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Date Posted: 10:24:04 11/13/05 Sun
After about an hour of Duck Hunt...this weeks picks:

Hamlin, Edwards, Harvick and B. Labonte
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Berry
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Date Posted: 09:10:55 11/11/05 Fri
J Burton, Jr, Jarrett, B Labonte
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El Asso Slapo
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Date Posted: 21:04:35 11/10/05 Thu
Picadillys

Stewart, Vickers, J Burton, Hamlin
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Plop
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Date Posted: 20:53:32 11/10/05 Thu
You ass....I had my pants around my ankles ready to go...
stupidstickdrawingdumb
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EP
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Date Posted: 14:14:53 11/10/05 Thu
Took a lot of searching, but here ya go:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/marsbars29/cheerleader_nice.jpg
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Slaperton
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Date Posted: 13:24:50 11/10/05 Thu
Please?
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Slappin' It
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Date Posted: 16:06:15 11/07/05 Mon
Please tell me there's video of that floating around on the net somewhere...
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EP
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Date Posted: 14:38:31 11/07/05 Mon
How about our Carolina Panther Cheerleaders. Now that's entertaining a crowd.
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Leather Slaps
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Date Posted: 12:16:40 11/07/05 Mon
Little Derek was in the 4th grade class when the
teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman,
salesman,
etc...Derek was being uncharacteristically quiet and
so the teacher
asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his
clothes in front of other men."

Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to
the alley with
some guy and make love with him for money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took
little Derek aside to

ask him, is that really true about your father?"

" No," said Derek, " He coaches for the Razorbacks,
but I was too
embarrassed to say so."
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El Slapo
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Date Posted: 13:28:06 11/06/05 Sun
Texass picks:

Stewart, J Burton, Vickers, Waltrip

Those aren't good
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:34:19 11/06/05 Sun
For Texas: Kahne, Biffle, Waltrip and Blaney
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EricP
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Date Posted: 08:53:01 11/06/05 Sun
Coming in this week just under 5,000,000:

Harvick, Kahne, Sadler & Denny Hamlin
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Berry
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Date Posted: 13:18:48 11/04/05 Fri
Jr., Stewart, Marlin, Truex Jr.
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Author:
Slappy
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Date Posted: 10:50:07 11/03/05 Thu
Actually, here's an advance copy of the first cover:

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Gordo sure can "get in the groove"
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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:47:54 11/03/05 Thu
why is there a scary picture of jimmy spencer staring at me while i type my posts?
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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:46:16 11/03/05 Thu
picks for texas - jr, harvick, jarrett, marlin
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EP
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Date Posted: 10:32:19 11/03/05 Thu
The pictures on the cover are going to be great. Goodbye Fabio, hello Kyle Busch.
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Author:
Slappy
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Date Posted: 10:03:08 11/03/05 Thu
LOS ANGELES - NASCAR never lets us down. The non-stop, nonsensical sponsorships are alive and well, thanks to the circuit announcing this week a licensing agreement with Harlequin Enterprises (romance books).

As part of the agreement , Harlequin will publish women’s fiction books with stories revolving around NASCAR - and featuring NASCAR's brand on the covers.

The first NASCAR-themed tome is "In the Groove," by Pamela Britton. It'll hit bookstores in late January to coincide with the Daytona 500.

With the deal, I expect driver Dick Trickle to reap a royalty bonanza - as a recurring leading man.
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Date Posted: 08:54:26 11/03/05 Thu
For Texas: Stewart, Hamlin, Johnson & Biffle.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 11:58:12 10/30/05 Sun
Slap's 'too hungover to really give a shit picks':

Johnson, Vickers, Kyle Busch, Truex Jr.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:46:33 10/30/05 Sun
atlanta drivers to stay away from:

jr., edwards, jarrett, truex jr.
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EricP
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Date Posted: 08:36:36 10/30/05 Sun
Jr., Edwards, Sadler & D.Hamlin
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Date Posted: 15:32:03 10/28/05 Fri
That Mahoney...always one step ahead of 'em
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EP
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Date Posted: 13:26:06 10/28/05 Fri
Police Academy 8 news

Paul Maslansky, producer of the never-ending silly series, tells Entertainment Weekly that it's still very much-a-go, he just wants to get it right before having a bunch of middle-aged men squeeze into their black chords again.
"It's going to be a great challenge", he says. "When you make seven comedies and they're constantly on TV and DVD people go 'aww f&%k another one!'".

According to Maslansky, the plan is to bring back some of the original cast - including Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith, Michael Winslow and Leslie Easterbook - for the next film, and have them pass the pepper spray to a new bunch of young troops.

Maslanksy then envisions the new cast members headlining "Police Academy 9", and the sequels that would follow it.
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EP
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Date Posted: 13:22:09 10/28/05 Fri
We have Rocky back, now maybe Rambo, how about Mr. Miyagi?
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Slap, do we get to win this time?
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Date Posted: 12:53:14 10/28/05 Fri
Just when you thought Rocky 6 was absurd....


Stallone back in combat for fourth 'Rambo'

The franchise that drew "First Blood" is back with a fourth installment. Millennium Films in conjunction with Emmett/Furla Films and Equity Pictures are partnering on a $50 million "Rambo IV." Sylvester Stallone is attached to star. The story centers on former Vietnam vet John Rambo, who is living a reclusive life back home in the U.S. But when a girl goes missing, he is forced to abandon his quiet lifestyle and take justice into his own hands. No director is attached, and the screenplay is in the early stages.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 17:21:49 10/27/05 Thu
Funniest headline I've seen in a while:

"Chicago beats Houston 4 times in one week. Record still held by Bobby Brown"
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Date Posted: 11:36:23 10/27/05 Thu
sorry pimp....i was just looking for a brutal ending...or at least something funny to happen. I'll take another look and see if i can get the humor in turkey chest hair.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:04:49 10/27/05 Thu
What are you talking about Chubs? The turkey on the right had chest hair for crying out loud. The singer had a ghetto booty.

Lighten up.
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Date Posted: 10:36:29 10/27/05 Thu
Great, I'll be unemployeed by the end of the week.
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Date Posted: 10:19:09 10/27/05 Thu
testing....so if this works...have fun....


Free Flash Games
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Date Posted: 09:52:34 10/27/05 Thu
pimp...that may be one of the gayest things i've seen (excluding slaps carl lewis video). i didn't know you were so sentimental around the holidays.

honestly...i kept waiting for an ax to fly through...or a shot gun to go off to smoke that turkey. would have been a much better ending in my opinion.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:40:51 10/27/05 Thu
http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr
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Date Posted: 20:56:13 10/26/05 Wed
Wimmer
Rudd
Nemecheck
B. Labonte
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chubs
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Date Posted: 15:13:26 10/26/05 Wed
apparently gravy is having a competition at his work next monday for a whole day off....

so i told him to get an ass mask and a clown suit and go as an ass clown to see if anyone would get it.

i think that's a sure winner....of course you may get your day off sooner than expected.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 14:36:20 10/26/05 Wed
Some I've considered but will not use:

Danny Bonadouche
Lawrence from Office Space (Hey Peter-man!)
Ron Burgundy
White Goodman
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Date Posted: 14:33:21 10/26/05 Wed
Hotlanta: Burton, Jr, Edwards, B Labonte
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Date Posted: 12:22:07 10/26/05 Wed
Halloween Costume Ideas?

Dog the Bounty Hunter
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Date Posted: 15:57:23 10/25/05 Tue
I do luv me some racin
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chubs
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Date Posted: 15:25:29 10/25/05 Tue
lubs
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Date Posted: 15:24:17 10/25/05 Tue
Chubs lubs the glory hole, this is no secret.

And thanks for the report EP, you're one nascar lovin' 'neck.
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Date Posted: 15:11:25 10/25/05 Tue
i can't quite put my finger on it, but somehow this discussion just isn't right:

hotkarl4fisheye: you call?
chubOrific: i'm not calling around to "shop" for half gallons of crown
hotkarl4fisheye: theres hundreds of online liqour stores
hotkarl4fisheye: i can't get to any
chubOrific: i'm not looking up liquor at work
hotkarl4fisheye: dammnit mccord you look up glory hole
chubOrific: glory hole?
chubOrific: nice
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Date Posted: 06:40:46 10/24/05 Mon
Spottings at Martinsville:

While waiting to wade through the sea of fans to get out of Martinsville, we heard everyone start going nuts. We saw a golf cart, and figured everyone was just acting up cause they were drunk. As the cart rides beside us, we look over to see Jr. and Biffle (guess they were catching a copter together). Best part, a girl near us almost passed out when she slapped Jr.'s ass, then turned to tell everyone, "I slapped his ass". (My 2 cents, Biffle is a dumb ass.)

Once we finally get out, we walk in front of an SUV that was stopped waiting in traffic. Look over, and Kasey Kahne is driving. Guy looks 12. Everyone was screaming and going crazy, again. He looked like a kid at Christmas. Couldn't stop smiling and waiving.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 23:31:20 10/22/05 Sat
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about...again,sky=blue

Picks
Rusty, J Burton, Henny Damlin, Vickers

Oh dear
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SNLappy
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Date Posted: 23:01:53 10/22/05 Sat
SNL is a snooze-fest.

Also, Water is wet, grass is green.
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Slapprs
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Date Posted: 22:59:33 10/22/05 Sat
Sorry EP, I think Henny Damlin is $1,750,000

And i'm on the verge of unconshoesnous,
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Date Posted: 18:11:45 10/21/05 Fri
martinsville pix: mayfield, j gordon, marlin, jeff green

yeah...i said it...jeff green

puke
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Date Posted: 16:03:09 10/21/05 Fri
Stewart, Rudd, Denny Hamlin and Nemechek.
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Date Posted: 08:06:34 10/21/05 Fri
J Johnson, K Kahne, S Marlin, M Waltrip
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Date Posted: 12:48:30 10/20/05 Thu
For Martinsville: Micheal Waltrip, Kevin Harvick, Kasey Kahne and Elliot Sadler.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 12:35:09 10/18/05 Tue
Check out the title of this story

http://www.echl.com/cgi-bin/mpublic.cgi?action=show_news&cat=1&id=5624
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Date Posted: 12:07:10 10/18/05 Tue
Jinxed by the Slap. Tried not to mention it. Sooner or later, my luck will run out. Just look at Dick Holder. He sure did get quiet fast.
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Date Posted: 10:53:44 10/18/05 Tue
I find it amazing that anyone could successfully include and Dip & Dots reference into any conversation...But sir, you did it...bravo

and what's with you quietly sneakin' in to the top 3?
Man, I'm bitter.
I don't care who wins actually, as long as it's not Brandi with her high-top reeboks, her NHRA shirt, her stretch pants, and her Basic Ultra Light 100's...
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Date Posted: 10:42:09 10/18/05 Tue
I gues he has the itch to get back into the ring after being on The Contender (which ESPN picked up for season 2).

The worst part..."the 59-year-old actor will write and direct"
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Date Posted: 10:22:44 10/18/05 Tue
Is Stallone broke? Isn't he supposed to have a new Rambo movie coming out too? Wow. This is a credible source too!

Fifteen years after starring in "Rocky V," Sylvester Stallone is reprising his role as the boxing champ in the sixth "Rocky" movie. According to Reuters, the 59-year-old actor will write and direct "Rocky Balboa," which will begin shooting in Philadelphia and Las Vegas next year. The movie will reportedly focus on an aging, widowed Rocky who is reluctant to get back in the ring but ends up doing it "just to compete, not to win.".
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Date Posted: 15:53:32 10/17/05 Mon
Bobby Jr. was there. Pretty nice guy. I ordered dip and dots from him at the consessions. That really is the ice cream of the future.
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Date Posted: 15:34:09 10/17/05 Mon
Yeah, that's how I took it, a former series champ.

Last year, we met Harry Gant (aka, Handsome Harry). He was signing autographs. Worst part...no skoal bandit stuff to buy and have signed. He was just signing tickets and whatever else you had.

My father-in-law knew Sterling pretty well (before he got back together with my wife's mom). He knew him through his then girlfriend. Has some great stories. Like when they all got drunk up at Sterling's and Coo Coo decided that they should all go out and race the riding lawn mowers. Sterling rounded them up and they tore up the yard.
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Date Posted: 14:54:24 10/17/05 Mon
Liar
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Date Posted: 14:53:00 10/17/05 Mon
I met Larry Foyt one time!
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Slapo
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Date Posted: 14:47:59 10/17/05 Mon
Johnson's a fraud.
You met the defending champ, that's cool.

Been a lot cooler if it was Bobby Hamilton Jr. though
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Date Posted: 13:48:03 10/17/05 Mon
Not a big Kurt Busch fan. I kinda like to see the Sharpie/Crown Royal Ford up against a wall. But he was actually a cool guy. Actually was pulling for him to pass the 48 Saturday night. One day, maybe one day, I'll get to go to a race at Lowes and the 48 won't win.
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Date Posted: 13:41:50 10/17/05 Mon
Was he a nice chap or a turd burgular like the rest?
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