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Dogtown NASCAR League
I foresee nothing but wedded bliss for these two, Mazel Tov!

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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:13:56 02/19/04 Thu

Street, you know the only forum I religiously read is Penthouse Forum.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:01:42 02/19/04 Thu

Big D, what are you doing awake before 10:00?
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The Big D
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Date Posted: 09:57:24 02/19/04 Thu

For all those newbies who don't know "The Big D", I am the only dynasty in the league, but like Jordan and Clemens and all other good ones I am retired just so I can come back and restore the Big D to prominence.
Also, admittedly, I am not in the league this season for unstated reasons, but how in the hell did y'all let Dale Earnhardt Jr. slip through your hands at Daytona. You know his dad died there and ever since Gordon and friends have been letting little jr. finish first.
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The Big D
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Date Posted: 09:48:00 02/19/04 Thu

Editorial comment: CU football coach Gary Barnett is a pimp. Finally someone had the balls to stand up and say that women sports, minus tennis and sand volleyball, suck. Barnett didn't politely say Ms. Hnida lacked a few kicking skills, he said she was "awful." BRAVO
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allycat
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Date Posted: 08:55:21 02/19/04 Thu

I'm dying to see that picture, don't change it until I can see it at home.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:56:04 02/18/04 Wed

Now Steve, I think you might make a case for your sister-in-law dominating, but as for you dominating me I don't know. I won $5 last season. How much did you get?
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gravyfur
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Date Posted: 15:09:08 02/18/04 Wed

That's Slappys ferret, I think its name is Sassy. Those aren't microphones, and those aren't ferns in the background. Viva La Ferret Fun Club
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street
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Date Posted: 14:08:16 02/18/04 Wed

Rook, when in doubt just make fun of everyone. Man, the length of some of these posts! Rook, no wonder you take a day or so off a week just to catch up on your forum reading...
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NewmanFan
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Date Posted: 14:03:27 02/18/04 Wed

I can handle all the fun you can dish - I also like to dish it out.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:22:11 02/18/04 Wed

I think its only a matter of time before the founders of this league pack up their toys and start a new club. None of them broke the top 20 this first week. Frankly I'm worried.
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Knoxville
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Date Posted: 12:50:09 02/18/04 Wed

Note to all...I am a classmate of Pimp's and gladly welcome being made fun of, in hopes that my picks improve, and I can return the smack.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 12:42:29 02/18/04 Wed

All of these new names poppin' up, I'm very confused about who I can make fun of.
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Knoxville
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Date Posted: 18:51:45 02/17/04 Tue

I know, I know...Dogto"w"n. I type as well as I pick drivers.
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Knoxville
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Date Posted: 18:49:59 02/17/04 Tue

Knoxville...the Steve Parks of the Dogtoen NASCAR League. There's nothing wrong with being at the bottom of the list. Just more room for improvement. Pimp...looks like I may be in for the race to the bottom.
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NewmanFan
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Date Posted: 15:58:05 02/17/04 Tue

Big Pimpin - Of course I will gloat over a 500 point week - if I remember back to last season (and into this season) - you wouldn't understand about having that type of score. How about the Grappe Family domination that didn't end with last season, but moved over into this season as well. 3 of the top 6 after week one - I may be a Newman fan, but sometimes I know better than to pick him. If my brother could figure this out - he may get higher than 32nd.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:57:05 02/17/04 Tue

The entry fee for the winner take all race to the bottom is a mere $5 dollars and must also be in by the 4th race. Maybe not collected, but definitely declared. Any takers. I assume Gravy is a given with his strong 1st week showing. Slap your start was respectable. I think you should strongly consider fielding an entry this season.

Miss Kitty I couldn't have been happier with my seats. All three major wrecks on Saturday and Sunday were right in front of us. We could see very well, there was a very big, very clear screen in front of us that showed essentially the t.v. coverage so we could see what happened in the pits. In addition, our tickets were dirt cheap in comparison to those on the front stretch. Parking was screwed up on Sunday, but traffic was so much better than Texas it made up for the parking.
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chub
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Date Posted: 12:30:14 02/17/04 Tue

well at least they aren't going to waste space in the off season and schedule some boat shows.
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Slaps
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Date Posted: 12:03:02 02/17/04 Tue

Connecticut track under a dome? The Trumbull developer proposing to build a $400 million racetrack here said Friday that it would be the first such domed facility in America. Gene Arganese of Arganese Properties said he envisions a retractable roof over the track, which he said would dramatically increase his opportunities to host races and other events year-round. He said the decision to build a dome has not changed his construction timeline, but would require him to reduce the size of the track from a 1 1/4-mile oval to a one-mile oval. Arganese said he and his design team decided in recent weeks to attempt to build the nation's first domed racing stadium. Several major league sports are played under retractable domes, he noted, and several automotive events, including monster truck rallies and motorcycle and “mud bog” races, take place indoors. But no major races, including the coveted NASCAR races that Arganese hopes one day to promote, are held in domed facilities. Another fully enclosed raceway has been proposed by Brant Motorsports in Youngstown, Ohio. Arganese said he and his engineers were still studying how to design a safe and efficient ventilation system. Arganese has secured nearly $20 million in purchase agreements on approximately 424 acres of land on Route 2. He has proposed building a 140,000-seat stadium that would host concerts, races, and other events, including boat shows. Arganese said he also has options on nearly 600 acres in Rhode Island, but remains committed to building in North Stonington. Arganese's plan has been widely opposed by residents, who expressed concern in December that Arganese was not better prepared to answer questions about the tracks' impact on noise, light, traffic, emergency services and the environment.(The Day - need to reg to read)(2-17-2004)
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 11:42:32 02/17/04 Tue

Damn! I'm way back in "Smittyland"
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gravygreeter
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Date Posted: 09:20:35 02/17/04 Tue

If given a choice, I will choose paper over plastic from this day forward.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 08:47:37 02/17/04 Tue

pimp, I wanna know how close you were to the big wreck?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 07:15:35 02/17/04 Tue

Is it really possible that this hunk of junk website could actually being doing anything crucial ever? much less all the time. God save the double post.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 07:12:03 02/17/04 Tue

I appreciate you letting us know who you are NewmanFan, but I still think you probably need to be blasted for gloating about a 500 point week. Who likes Newman? Isn't he an animatron or something?

Slap, I think the jackasses at voy have decided Timberlake's boobs are a little too racy. Now apparently you can leave one of Janet's up for ever, but add three exact replicas of the same boob and you've clearly crossed the line.
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NewmanFan
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Date Posted: 17:41:09 02/16/04 Mon

I just wanted to join the posts. So everyone knows (and I don't get totally blasted like some other posts) my name is Steve Grappe and I had an awesome 571 point week! Brian - isn't Miss Understood a girl you dated once?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:43:06 02/16/04 Mon

Oh my, let me be the first to make fun of the fact that in my last post I just treated the word understood as if it were a 15 year old girl.

I need a break from the sec. 1.704-1(b)(2) regs. I'm losing it. The partnership form of business should be abolished!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:39:09 02/16/04 Mon

Oh that's fine. I miss understood. I thought you were just trying to give them 50 points. I think the more you give them the better. It encourages more participation and when the race for the bottom heats up they won't have as good an excuse for letting me crush them with my consistent 300 point weeks!
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chubs
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Date Posted: 09:43:54 02/16/04 Mon

that's not a bad idea. however...their point total won't be much more than that with the lowest - 50 given gravy's performance. he was very close in his predictions.
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Knoxville
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Date Posted: 09:40:31 02/16/04 Mon

Taking a hard licking is losing 3 cars in the big crash. Damn Daytona....Damn rookies...

I agree with Pimp though, the bottom 4 won't hurt them as much as 50 pints will...they may back out if they have to take so few points.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:24:44 02/16/04 Mon

I think you should at least give them 154 points, the total of the last four drivers. They could of afforded them on the cost sheet and it will be fun to see their drivers being Kahne, Schrader, Martin and Burton. That is still a pretty hard lick taking a 154 point week.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 08:51:35 02/16/04 Mon

was it me or did LeAnne look a little cold during her songs? I guess the producer noticed as well seeing how they cut away from her so much.

league issues....there's a couple of people that didn't get their picks in...and a couple more that i'm still waiting to hear if they did or not. my proposal for these folks that missed their picks. give them the lowest weekly score - 50 points. at least they will have something and maybe still want to play. thoughts?
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chubs
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Date Posted: 08:44:36 02/16/04 Mon

was it me or did LeAnne look a little cold during her songs? I guess the producer noticed as well seeing how they cut away from her so much.

league issues....there's a couple of people that didn't get their picks in...and a couple more that i'm still waiting to hear if they did or not. my proposal for these folks that missed their picks. give them the lowest weekly score - 50 points. at least they will have something and maybe still want to play. thoughts?
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Slaps
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Date Posted: 15:02:59 02/13/04 Fri

Chubs, yet again, that's just uncalled for!
Let her clean it at her own convenience...jeeze
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allycat
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Date Posted: 14:30:34 02/13/04 Fri

I think its creative for all of you to avoid the obvious choices for this race. Creative....Brave....Bold....Gutsy....Interesting....and hopefully to my advantage.
thanks
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chub
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Date Posted: 14:12:10 02/13/04 Fri

rook...you tell amy to get her inbox cleaned up?
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Knoxville
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Date Posted: 13:41:11 02/13/04 Fri

Kevin Harvick, Sterling Marlin, Jamie McMurray & Brian Vickers.

Let's hope that DEI and Elliot Sadler don't burn me.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:13:28 02/13/04 Fri

I strangly feel that Sienna and I are slowly becoming friends.
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gravyAARP
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Date Posted: 12:39:40 02/13/04 Fri

Pimp, Add up the ages of my drivers....the total is what I will more than likely score in the Super Bowl of races. I hope you have a good time while I struggle to get a grasp of what Benny Parsons is rattling off at a mind blistering pace. Viva La Strugglin
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:06:45 02/13/04 Fri

I hope I never actually see Sienna. It would just screw up my perfect mental image. She's got to be dog ugly because if she were cute with an ability to manufacture quotes like that I dare say we'd never have heard of Jenna.

The Steve spot explanation was possibly Chub's best post ever. I assumed it had something to do with Blackwell.

Gravy, I'm going to at least wait until I'm officially in the 30's before I offer you double or nothing on our race to the bottom. However, if you want to start now who can blame you. Great picks. I love your determination. If you have a 600 point week I am going to have the time of my life at the race. Yes,I realize I picked two old farts too, just poking fun.

I gotta go pack for the great American race.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 09:10:09 02/13/04 Fri

Chubs, I am highly offended!
To help us all get over chubs'detestable comments, let us all visit our good friend, Sienna:

"Well, when I started in the business, I wasn't sure what I wanted to name myself—but I knew I wanted something original. So one day I started looking through a book containing names of cities all over the world, and I came across "Sienna," a city in Italy. I thought it was a beautiful name. Not too long after that, however, I realized it was also [laughs] the color of a hair dye that I use."
--Sienna, on the origin of her screen name
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chub
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Date Posted: 08:46:27 02/13/04 Fri

pimp, was just refering to your potential excitement with the newbies posting some messages.

here's the explanation of the steve spot. i was fortune it enough to have my buddies take me to foxy's for my bachelor party..(looking back, they should have just taken me out in the woods, beat me, and stripped me naked....but that's another story...an no, i'm not bitter).....

anyway, steve brown got a little attached to this one stripper. kept shelling out money to her, and i really think, ended up thinking he found a new girl friend. at some point during the night he went to the restroom, and for some reason we all noticed when he came out, he had some sort of spot on his pants in his crotch area. to this day, we really don't know what happened, but we like to give him shit about it anyway. thus the steve spot.

apologies to those that this may offend.
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Date Posted: 07:58:33 02/13/04 Fri

Rudd, Marlin, Martin, Kahne
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 22:56:49 02/12/04 Thu

What the hell is a steve spot?

The Pimp chooses Brendan Gaughan, Dale Jarrett, Sterling Marlin, and Michael Waltrip.
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chub
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Date Posted: 22:44:49 02/12/04 Thu

thanks rook...seems to have worked. now if you can solve my other email issue. since your brought amy on....please let her know her inbox is full (this is a freebie to you bloodhounds) and i can't email her anything. she still hasn't receive a copy of the rules or the cost sheet. thank you sir.


newbies on the site....i think pimp just got a steve spot.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 21:47:12 02/12/04 Thu

Please insert the phrase "are Slappy and I" after the word Forum on the previous post.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 21:45:26 02/12/04 Thu

Now I realize that one of the main reasons the only people who talk on this Forum is because I'm such a jackass about following the rules, but just to recap for all you newbies, if you'll notice, the rest of us don't use subject lines. In addition we don't reply to individual messages, we always post a new message at the bottom. This keeps everything in sequential order and makes the conversation easier to follow for those who don't check the site every 5 minutes.

Pay attention Northog, even Knoxville figured out that when you first post you should tell us your name.

Gravy I was going to say (whipped) but thought that was too mean so I'm still thinking.
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NortHog
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Date Posted: 18:32:27 02/12/04 Thu

Who will be bringin' it come this weekend? Everybody will be loking up from their name at mine from the start. A good starting 4 this week seems like it should be: Ricky Craven, Ron Fellows, PJ Jones and Scott Riggs. With a line-up like that - watch out! Any doubters stand up.
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NortHog
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Date Posted: 18:34:38 02/12/04 Thu

Just a teaser. Good luck everyone. This should be a great year for racing.
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Knoxvile
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Date Posted: 18:25:48 02/12/04 Thu

What's up everyone? I am in school with Big Pimpin' in Fl. Just wanted to introduce myself and add my name to the list posted by Pimp.

Knoxville: Eric Pridgen
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 16:44:29 02/12/04 Thu

Gravy(The Naysayer)
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Rook
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Date Posted: 16:05:45 02/12/04 Thu

Chubs, try jlkelley@...
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gravy(???????)
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Date Posted: 13:41:44 02/12/04 Thu

I am offended that a title was not bestowed upon me after my name in parentheses. I know i'm setting myself up, so bring it.
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Date Posted: 12:40:58 02/12/04 Thu

It has come to my attention that some people might not be using the forum because they have no idea who they are talking to.

Big Pimpin' - Brian Smith
Streetwalker/smith - Ellie Smith
Chubs - Casey McCord (the numbers guy)
Slappy - Tim Johnston (the "forum administrator")
Rook - Ryan Johnston
Ally Cat - Allison Smith
Gravy - Matt Kemp
Big D - Daniel Smith
Satan - ?

Really the only important ones are myself and Slap because after the excitement of the first week subsides it'll just be he and I talking to each other anyway.
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SATAN
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Date Posted: 10:19:06 02/12/04 Thu

I would just like to let your "Forum Administrator" know that I prefer to be addressed as Beelzabub or Lucifer, but since this is future contract breeding ground, I will accept plain ole Satan. Satans tip of the week: Go with the alcohol sponsors. Yours Truly, The Dark Horned One
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chub
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Date Posted: 13:01:55 02/11/04 Wed

rook. jeana's email didn't work. this is what tim passed along: jlkelly@baptist-health.org is this right? let me know. i'll send out the cost sheet once i get a good address.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 16:35:29 02/10/04 Tue

Good idea...He's one of those sensitive types
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Date Posted: 07:27:24 02/10/04 Tue

See, now that's what I'm talking about Gravy. I realize if you post all the time there is potential for your material to seem diluted, but I think it is a little rude to restrict us from hearing great lines like, "I can't wait to lose interest" to once every six months.

Bravo, that was funny. And if I wasn't so bitter about missing the card game I would have enjoyed the sunglasses thing too.

Hey Slappy, I'm trying the encouragement route with Gravy, maybe it'll work better than my ineffective attempts at scolding.
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Date Posted: 15:25:09 02/09/04 Mon

Gravy your attendance is a must, Oakleys are optional.
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Date Posted: 13:19:20 02/09/04 Mon

Pimp, I would just like to point out that it is not needed for you to post the same message twice. I may be slow to post,but your rapid postings make me twitch. Whats this I hear about a hold'em tourney, when is it, where do i sign up, and can I wear my sunglasses? I'm so glad Nascar is starting up again, I can't wait to lose interest. Viva La Dio
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:00:21 02/09/04 Mon

I would just like to say that I heard about the Janet Jackson exposure before I actually saw it. DISAPPOINTMENT! I was expecting something from that era where she wore the blue jeans and white top and had models riding inside circles. "Love will never do" or something to that effect. Who was the jack ass that told her going back to the Rythm Nation look was a good idea?
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Date Posted: 12:41:56 02/06/04 Fri

Yes i'm in. My computer is down, but the e-mail should be up - maybe full because I haven't cleaned it out. I've got one or two new folks. I'll get you the e-mails.
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Date Posted: 12:00:52 02/06/04 Fri

Rook...your email craps out everytime i send you something. I assume that your in on the upcoming season, correct? if so...do you have another email address?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 23:36:11 02/04/04 Wed

Gravy, I would just like to point out that your last post prior to "Master Blaster", which by the way nobody understands, was Wednesday DECEMBER 10, 2003!

PATHETIC
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 23:30:25 02/04/04 Wed

Gravy, I would just like to point out that your last post prior to "Master Blaster", which by the way nobody understands, was Wednesday DECEMBER 10, 2003!

PATHETIC
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Date Posted: 10:14:55 02/04/04 Wed

MASTER BLASTER!!!!!!!
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ROOK
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Date Posted: 11:46:36 01/27/04 Tue

2 SEASONS! No soup for you!
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 11:56:29 01/26/04 Mon

Even though Chubs is used to paying for all kinds of "entry," I am not opposed to giving him a free ride...ahem.

Your 3 season proposal is interesting and it may work. But change frightens and confuses me, kind of like your flying machines.

Your commentary might as well be in Aramaic.
I too am excited about all the Simmons we get this week.
Makes my "ronies" stand at attention!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:50:21 01/26/04 Mon

I am giddy about getting two to three columns per day from Simmons this week. ESPN.com page2. The funniest guy on the planet.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:22:44 01/26/04 Mon

Did we ever decide if Chubs gets free entry? With as many people as we have playing now it seems to be quite a chore. I vote free entry for Chubs. As for the rest of you jackasses I don't think you do enough for any consideration. Hell you don't even post anymore.

Apparently no comment on my 3 season proposal. I understand you people being too "busy" to think of original things to post, but I would think you could at least scrape up enough time to RESPOND to actual league issues.

Bahh Humbug!

Commentary: If these new tires and bad aerodynamics actually do result in bad aerodynamics and soft tires, this season looks to be much more exciting than the last couple. Matt Borland has got to be crying that the're taking his fuel mileage advantage away from him. We'll get to actually see if Newman is as good as he seems or if it was really Borland. The qualifying might make you think Newman was pretty good. Who knows.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:24:29 01/23/04 Fri

It's a reverse donegal.

Did you see Paul Sr. bench press 405 the other night? Good night.

I think I have two more people wanting to play this season. Any news on whether there will be two or three seasons? Maybe two 13 race seasons and one 10 race season at the end with a 10 person cost sheet. Since only the top ten are going to matter at that point it might be fun that way. Just a thought.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 08:11:36 01/23/04 Fri

If you must know:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 21:31:49 01/22/04 Thu

Sienna, the Yogi Berra of porn.
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Date Posted: 15:05:57 01/22/04 Thu

"Actually, yes. [laughs] It's the best thing to use for a girl because it tastes good and looks like [male ejaculate]. But since they didn't have it on this particular production, I was the brave one who put Dawn dish soap in my mouth. I only had to do it one time, though."
--Sienna, on pina colada being the ideal substance while at work
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:31:01 01/21/04 Wed

How do you keep your hair that neat with that beard? I'm going Wade Phillips.
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Slaproot
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Date Posted: 14:08:52 01/21/04 Wed

I can't decide if that's Norman Schwarzkopf or Wade Phillips...

I tend to agree with both of you...Playoffs work and playoffs are exciting. I like the new system, it'll probably have a lot of holes to fill as they go, but nascar has never been shy about changing the rules as they go.(which is sometimes infuriating, but i digress) Hey Nascar, if the Daytona 500 is your biggest race of the year, why is it the first? Now that you have your playoff move it to the end. Or better yet, put a race that is half way exciting at the end. Everyone knows Daytona is a snooze-fest (sorry pimp). Move the Bristol night race to the season finale....Or don't, what do i care. See how quick i fold...I need help
As for the league...I aint knowin on de new system enough to give good lerrnin. but i'll give 'er a lookin' to.
Not sure if anything needs a changin'

Hugs n kisses, Clem
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:58:31 01/21/04 Wed

That's funny Chubs, I've spent some time trying to explain the already added in thing myself.

I am elated with the point change. I love meaningful championships. In my opinion March Madness and the NFL playoffs are the coolest sporting events around. A playoff can even make the NBA interesting. Rewarding consistency, while necessary, is boring. I think Nascar did a fine job of keeping consistency a significant consideration, but not necessarily the ultimate goal.

Speaking of necessary, how about that new JZ and Pherrel song "sexy, sexy"?

As far as our league goes I don't think anything should change point wise. The only change I would make is 3 seasons versus 2, so losers like myself wouldn't have to wait so long before hope is renewed. However, I don't even feel strongly enough about this, considering the collection problems it presents, to officially gripe. I would just like it better that way.

I think Nascar should have given the winner a bigger bonus than 5 points per race, but applaud them for at least making an effort to make winning more important. It is also my understanding that money wise at the end of the year places 2 through 10 will all receive the same money, 1 million, while the winner gets 5 million. Now that rocks. They will be killing each other for the championship. I also like them giving the point leader 5 more points than second place and so on to start the championship round. Kind of like home field advantage in the playoffs.

If that six pointer would shave the top two points that might be the world's greatest donegal. However, he would never make it to the contest because you have to be clean shaven on January first.

By the way Slap, even if you really didn't think the beard thing was funny, I appreciate you throwing me a bone of appreciation.

I've got to quit, this post is reaching Simmons proportions.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 12:32:26 01/21/04 Wed

lurk on this, slappy.......i have no idea what that means...

anywho...i really haven't made a judgement call as to if i'll like the new system or not...so with that in mind...my initial thoughts on the restructuring of the schedule.

initially my concern would be the tracks in those last 10 races. seems to me the last 10 races should be at tracks they haven't been to before during the season. that being said, how can bristol not be in the 'chase for the championship'. also, i would like to see a road course make its way into this 'post season'. i know not everyone is big on road courses, but i think it adds an extra driving element.

as for how this affects the league, we can keep it the same. they are still using the same point system in the last 10 races. the league is structured around the actual race points. only problem with that is i'll get tons of questions that leading a lap and most laps lead haven't been added to that 190 score. took forever for some folks to accept that those points were already added in.

if anyone has any bright ideas on how this restructure can be incorporated into the league let me know.
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Slurpy
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Date Posted: 11:34:46 01/21/04 Wed

Well let me know how the film turns out.
As for the hangover, it took me a few days to recover from the squirrel hunting trip last weekend. Bud Light and Wild Turkey took me for a ride.
And I would appreciate a run-down on the new scoring system and how it will affect our little league...(That means, stop lurking Chubs!)
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:29:33 01/21/04 Wed

Now that's what I'm talking about. How about the skinny guy saying he wasn't afraid of the ringer because he knew he couldn't win anyway? I ordered the dvd and soundtrack from Amazon. I'll let you know how the full length version is. In my defense it was only $14 and included the soundtrack by the Gourds. As mentioned before, I dig the Gourds so I figure it's worth it.

What you doin hung over. Did I miss out on something?

Since my afternoon class is cancelled there is a good chance I will weigh in on the new NASCAR point system later today.

P.S. I bought Daytona 500 tickets yesterday! Woo Hoo!
I may not be able to win in this stupid league but this being my 3rd race in less than a year I feel I am kicking ass in attendance.
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slappy
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Date Posted: 09:01:46 01/21/04 Wed

Ok ok, Upon second viewing i enjoyed it much more..I guess i missed it before when the old man called Kenny Rogers a cheat because he "grows his all the time." And the stunned silence when some of them look at the ringers beard. Front page material.
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Date Posted: 08:02:18 01/21/04 Wed

pimp, i was in a hungover slurry when i watched it.
For you, I'll give it another shot.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:37:44 01/20/04 Tue

Slap, I am so disappointed. How you of all people wouldn't think it was funny for a bunch of old men to take a beard growing contest so seriously is beyond me. They were worried about a ringer from Austin for crying out loud. The critique of Kenny Rogers' beard growing ability? Come on.
There are even parameters for the beard to qualify, it must be a donegal.
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Date Posted: 13:55:01 01/19/04 Mon

not so much....but,
who doesn't like a good beard?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:13:21 01/19/04 Mon

Nobody thought the Gourd thing was funny? Come on!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:14:55 01/16/04 Fri

If you don't love the Gourds there is something wrong with you. These are the guys who redid Gin and Juice. Ryano saw them with us the last time they were in town. They will be in Little Rock February 20th.

The reason I am bringing this up is they have written the sound track to a 30 minute documentary. You've got to check this site out. Watch the trailer and the movie excerpt. They are hilarious. http://www.growinabeard.com/documentary.html
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Date Posted: 21:38:42 01/15/04 Thu

Amen brother on the four day weekends. Hey, Ryanodahawg, Let's go bust the hell out of some ducks this weekend?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:05:00 01/15/04 Thu

If the grocery store believes the cart boys need to wear an orange vest, does that mean I'm in danger?

Mystery Man, as you can tell from the comments on Ally's doug thing I don't like mysteries. If you don't tell us what Jefy means, I'll tell everyone who you are and your job status.

Four day weekends rock.
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Date Posted: 23:20:17 01/13/04 Tue

sorry, I didn't mean to go over anyone's head with the doug thing. There used to be some variety show on, maybe "kids in the hall" or "The State" or some kind of show like that. Anyway there was this guy and he played a rebellious teenager and he would always leave the room saying, "Cause I'm Doug, and I'm outta heeerrrree" Whenever anyone says "I'm outta here" I always think, "Cause I'm Doug". It was funny to me, ya know, cause I was leaving the forum. Sorry. I work at a church, I don't exactly have a witty or deep sense of humor. I do the best I can! Quit judging me!!
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Date Posted: 15:17:52 01/13/04 Tue

What is Jef˙
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Slapper
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Date Posted: 12:18:14 01/13/04 Tue

Anybody catch The John Henson Project last night?
It's a new show with Skunk-Boy who used to host
Talk Soup. It was pretty damn funny.
It gets my "slap" of approval (god, that was dumb)
It's on Spike, check it out sheep
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:15:21 01/13/04 Tue

I believe the Rook would have made a good Pentecost [sic] considering his ability to speak in tongues.

What the hell is this "doug" thing?

Sienna -- the Socrates of Porn.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:47:02 01/13/04 Tue

Amen sister!


I'm not doug...
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 12:21:17 01/12/04 Mon

"I'm probably going to give it another month or two. When you're a man, your 'part' is on the outside and it's going into a woman. And I've just been pounded so much in these movies that I'm starting to get tired. It's not about the 'love' and the 'passionate' stuff, it's about, 'We're gonna [fornicate] her hard.'"
--Actress Sienna, on how long she’ll last in the adult-film world
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slappy
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Date Posted: 12:17:38 01/12/04 Mon

It is a beautiful "mixed" hand isn't it...
Lemme give it a shot...Guawrinii???
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:35:22 01/12/04 Mon

By the way Slap, Bravo on the picture and caption. Is that Justin Gwarini's or Tiger Woods' hand. Man, making a stab at spelling that last name was an adventure.
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Slappu
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Date Posted: 08:59:43 01/12/04 Mon

There has been no porn here...Maybe hints of porn, and bits of porn,and quotes from everyones favorite porn stars...but no full-on-chubby-hardcore. But I'm sure your preachers definition of porn and mine might be a slightly different. Ally, I think the reason you can't get here is the reason most of us can't get here: this site is terrible. I have to hit reload at least 3 times the get the damn site up. Just have some patience, las.
And Pimp, I'm confused about the doug thing too. I don't think I know any dougs. Nor have i ever. That's odd
...Ok I've been sitting here trying to wrap my head around this doug thing for the past 10 minutes..to no avail
My head hurts, i need a shasta
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:39:56 01/12/04 Mon

I also need help with the "I'm doug..." thing. This seems like it should be funny, but I just don't get it.

Again,
Confused

Did we actually show porn or merely comment on it or reference it?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:00:58 01/11/04 Sun

Hey Slap,

Was Ally making fun of us or the preacher?

Confused
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Date Posted: 11:38:44 01/10/04 Sat

I know that you have all been wondering where I have been in the last 2 months or so. Since we have moved into our new building, we have a new firewall system, that blocks adult sites and then sends a note to the preacher saying if you have tried to access a porn site. So when it wouldn't let me onto this site, I was confused. But now that I see what has been going on, then the firewall has done its job. So I guess this is goodbye (teardrop), since I can't get to this site from work and I'm never home. I wish you all the best and ,please, don't let this one time post deter you from fulfilling your wildest porn dreams on voy.com
I'm doug...
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:06:28 01/09/04 Fri

There has been an improvement on my end. I have graduated from nothing to one of those boxes with the x in it signifying that there is a picture I just can't see it. Still nothing on the caption. Hang in there Slap. We all appreciate the hard work.

I also find it interesting that you and I posted 17 seconds apart yesterday on a forum that struggles to average one post per day.
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slap
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Date Posted: 12:39:59 01/08/04 Thu

guys, let me know if you can see that picture or not..Voy has been sucking balls lately.
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slap
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Date Posted: 12:35:28 01/08/04 Thu

patience...
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:27:01 01/08/04 Thu

Where's the picture and joke thingy?
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Slaps
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Date Posted: 12:26:44 01/08/04 Thu

Yes I did. I hear he's bringing FatBack with him and making him offensive tackle...I smell Pro Bowl!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:31:27 01/07/04 Wed

Sienna, the next Mother Teresa.

Did yall see that Joe Gibbs is returning to the Redskins?
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Slaps
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Date Posted: 15:09:53 01/05/04 Mon

"I was a production assistant on one of [their] sets, but quit after a couple of hours because I couldn't believe what he was trying to feed his people—peanut butter and jelly on crackers, bread, and nasty coffee. I figured, ‘You know what, these people deserve more than this. It's bad enough that you're paying them crappy wages to have their [butt] spread across the world, but you're also giving them terrible food.’"
--Actress Sienna, striking a blow against injustice in the adult film business
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MysteryMan
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Date Posted: 11:15:51 01/05/04 Mon

Methinks the size of one's aereola could be a cause of concern for some women while starring in an adult film.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:18:56 01/04/04 Sun

Please disregard the word "on" in the first sentence of the last post.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:17:51 01/04/04 Sun

I don't really have anything interesting to offer, I just felt like six consecutive posts without any comment on by the Pimp was intolerable. I agree on the porn business. How women can be paid more than men when they have nothing to be self conscious about is beyond me.
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Date Posted: 15:07:21 12/31/03 Wed

Welcome back, Rook..It's been 2 months since your last confession
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Date Posted: 12:04:03 12/31/03 Wed

I can think a nothing worse for my self esteem than myself in the porn biz.
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slaptheflapper
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Date Posted: 10:10:02 12/30/03 Tue

"Long before that. From the time I was fourteen. My mom and her side of the family are all very big-breasted and I’m the only one with no breasts. The pressure started long before I got into porn. I got teased a lot in high school. It was rough on the self esteem, but being in porn has really helped with that."
--Charlene Aspen, on the positive side of the porn business
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santa clap
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Date Posted: 09:12:34 12/24/03 Wed

I would have to answer yes to all of your questions, dark stranger...

Your questions have repulsed and excited me at the same time! I laugh and weep in one breath...I need a hot towel and a nap.
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Dark Stranger
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Date Posted: 21:53:53 12/28/03 Sun

The Mysteryman ponders the identity of Santa Clap.
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MysteryMan
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Date Posted: 11:17:27 12/21/03 Sun

Overheard this comment from a man at a Christmas party:

"I'm 6 six feet tall but appear much shorter, because I have a gut and droopy tits."

There are so many thoughts to ponder about this flippant comment:
1. Do guts and man-tits actually distort perceived vs. real height?
2.Was the comment really a cry for help veiled with a laugh and a Miller Lite?
3. Should those who heard the comment/plea have reacted with a face of concern rather than with bent-over laughter?
4. Is the bro/manziere really a sound concept that is too often dismissed as "just something crazy Kramer said in a make-believe sitcom?

There are many other angles and intriguing, thought-provoking questions on this subject, but time and space prevents this author from delving too deep. But think about it as you enjoy your Merry Christmas. And think real hard about it when you consider that extra helping of giblet gravy.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:34:14 12/17/03 Wed

Yippee I'm coming home today!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:07:56 12/11/03 Thu

Dear Gravy,

Hell no. I want my money. It has been forever since I won a damn thing. However, it being christmas and all, I will allow you to wait until early February to collect by having you pay a portion of my entry fee for my next losing season.

Merry Christmas,
The Pimp

Payment plan, I swear all my hoes always working some kinda angle.
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slappy
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Date Posted: 18:11:46 12/10/03 Wed

Hear Jolly St Nick Speak!!

Copy and paste this in your browser:

http://veepers.budweiser.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=11506B40-2B34-11D8-940D-B3EE4054966E

Thanks to the Pimp for making it!
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gravypains
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Date Posted: 15:42:39 12/10/03 Wed

Pimp, since you have defeated me in the race for the nascar leagues worst, I owe you $5.00. Being Christmas and all I'm running a little low on funds and was wondering if you would except 23 monthly pymnts of $.21 and a 24th and final payment of $.17 beginning January 14th, 2004 and ending in January 2006. Let me know, Gravyglove
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:10:25 12/10/03 Wed

Or bless it one.
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Date Posted: 10:46:30 12/10/03 Wed

damn that dot
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Date Posted: 14:58:05 12/09/03 Tue

That's a pretty big black circle.
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gravyclaus
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Date Posted: 16:33:00 12/05/03 Fri

I was drunk and needed the money
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slaps
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Date Posted: 13:45:25 12/05/03 Fri

The boys don't look too bad. Still young and lanky, but have a lot of upside. We oughta be good next year, may break even this year. Pookie and Brewer have looked good so far.

This place is dead, lemme see if i can find something to wake yous guys up. I guess the cloven hoof isn't cutting it any more.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:43:23 12/04/03 Thu

I never thought I'd be much for keeping a journal, but this forum thing has proven to me that writing to yourself really can be fun.

I really do want some commentary on my basketball questions below. We got quite a few football games on tv here, but basketball is asking a little too much.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:40:46 12/04/03 Thu

How do the Razorbacks look? What's up with Olu Famawhatever? I thought he was supposed to be the savior. Brewer sounds like he is doing pretty well and I thought Hunter was supposed to be the project, but it looks like he is playing a lot of minutes.

Lost in Florida.
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snapper
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Date Posted: 14:48:46 11/21/03 Fri

Dear Pimp

Are there others that might use that computer of yours?
...If so, then maybe they know the answer to the Riddle of the Concave Cloven She-Diaper.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 23:09:29 11/20/03 Thu

Now I realize that this forum is thirsty for participation, but I OBJECT!

For starters this forum has always had an implied rule that "feminine products" are not acceptable forum material.

Second, how chicken shit is it for the author of this heinous post to not allow me the curtesy of knowing who I am chastising?

And Third, when did they start making camel toe shaped maxi-pads?
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Date Posted: 15:29:21 11/20/03 Thu

Maybe she has a maxi-pad on...
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 21:34:20 11/19/03 Wed

Stay weak my brother, stay weak!
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slapper
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Date Posted: 15:05:54 11/19/03 Wed

The congrats

I hope you guys can forgive me, but i just can't find the strength to change the forum pic. I am a slave to the Cameltoeva
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:39:06 11/19/03 Wed

The congrats or the bastard part?
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slappy
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Date Posted: 14:23:41 11/17/03 Mon

Congrats to you bastards that won money

I don't mean that
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:09:56 11/16/03 Sun

The Pimp picks Newman, Busch, Mayfield and Vickers.
Street choses McMurray, B.Labonte, Vickers and Newman.
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Date Posted: 11:37:06 11/09/03 Sun

Ellie's picks: Mark Martin, Kurt Busch, Jeff Burton, and Ricky Craven
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 23:17:56 11/08/03 Sat

The Pimp chooses R.Newman, K.Busch, J.McMurray, and J.Mayfield.

Your going down Gravy.
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Date Posted: 15:49:45 11/05/03 Wed

Oh My!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:35:27 11/05/03 Wed

What's up with the picture?
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Date Posted: 11:25:25 11/02/03 Sun

Ellie's picks: Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace, Jeff Burton, and Brian Vickers
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:03:07 11/02/03 Sun

Beautiful observations Slap I laughed out loud.

I can't tell you guys how much I am enjoying picking racers I don't like and watching them lose each week and getting credit for it in my race to the bottom with Gravy. This five bucks is like taking candy from a baby.

So this week the Pimp picks R.Newman, K.Busch, J.Mayfield, and E.Sadler.

I really don't have that much against Sadler I just needed to pick somebody cheap who wouldn't be totally sand bagging and I like T.Labonte way too much to be cursing him.

If I were actually trying to score points this week I would have picked Vickers. I personally think he will do well this weekend.

As a matter of fact I would probably have picked Vickers, Gordon, Harvick, and T.Lab. But I'm not! Not that I want to, but do you guys think me putting up imaginary drivers could still jinx the Rook? I hope not because somebody needs to topple the evil empire know as Mike K. That guy wins everything.
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Date Posted: 18:02:21 10/30/03 Thu

Why is there a board of bricks tied to his ankle? Is that a form of redneck house arrest?
And i gotta get me one of those high seats...i bet he feels like a king.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:00:07 10/29/03 Wed

I honestly don't know which is more impressive.

That the creative young man in the picture has figured out how to eliminate that embarrassing echo one normally gets while talking on the phone on the pot;

or

that Slappy actually knows how to explain the economic pros and cons of tax exempt bonds.

I'll tell you another thing that is impressive is that this "Kevin" guy can keep scoring fewer points than Gravy and me.
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Date Posted: 13:05:05 10/29/03 Wed

... and a sharp mind.
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Date Posted: 15:36:52 10/28/03 Tue

I always say the back door
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Date Posted: 15:12:42 10/28/03 Tue

That guy has a surprisingly good body....
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Date Posted: 15:30:45 10/27/03 Mon

I'm taking bets; Front door or Back door.
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Date Posted: 14:45:14 10/28/03 Tue

I bet front door. I believe I might be related to that man...a cousin from south Arkansas??
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Date Posted: 10:20:09 10/27/03 Mon

It is not fair that Pimp is able to pick the same drivers as those with a chance to win money. We all know his drivers are going to suck. If he picks one of my drivers he should be forced to pick a driver from the people in the top 3. It would only serve to level the playing field.
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Date Posted: 10:09:08 10/27/03 Mon

Crooks' drivers: Harvick, J Johnson, Sadler and McMurry.

Why he cont to call them to me is a good question.
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Date Posted: 11:15:18 10/26/03 Sun

Ellie's picks: Tony Stewart, Bill Elliott, Bobby Labonte, and Elliott Sadler
Brian's picks: B. Labonte, Dale Jr., Brian Vickers, K. Harvick
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 22:49:05 10/23/03 Thu

I think H A III might have been censored by the powers that be at Voy.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:21:33 10/23/03 Thu

Finally I passed that Kevin guy. He was tough. Gravy, I've got you now.

Who'd have thought? Mike Knapp isn't invincible.
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Date Posted: 13:21:10 10/23/03 Thu

PORN! PORN! PORN! Cheers the crowd.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:57:53 10/20/03 Mon

Ahhh! Nothing like a little good old fashioned porn to bring out the lurkers.

Hey Chubs, I think the Rook is at deer camp through Tuesday.
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Date Posted: 12:20:18 10/20/03 Mon

rook....since your brother is in vegas, can you post your drivers for you and derek...either that or shoot me an email. thanks.
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Date Posted: 00:11:42 10/18/03 Sat

Slappy's goin' to Vegas tomorrow so I shall plop me picks on you forum mouth-breathers.
Behold the picks that shall bring forth 600 points and some odd foot of change: Jr., B Labonte, J Burton, Rudd

mmmmmm......hookers.....
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 17:12:49 10/17/03 Fri

Did you know that Haulin' Ass III hasn't seen his penis in 10?
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allycat
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Date Posted: 09:02:15 10/17/03 Fri

By all means, don't let this "female lurker" keep you guys from opening up and really showing your true selves.

Did you know that a lungfish can live out of water for as long as 4 years!
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slapalingus
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Date Posted: 17:58:59 10/16/03 Thu

I've kept myself in check in respect to the female lurkers out there. But if you're sayin' i should let loose with some filthy foulness because there are only 4 contributers....then i concur
LET THERE BE PORN!!!!!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:34:51 10/16/03 Thu

The Pimp feels that due to the lifeness of this forum in respect to everyone but Gravy, Rook, Slap and the Pimp there really are no lines for the Slap to get out of anymore. Last time I checked nobody in that group was running for Pope. (I know you don't run for Pope)

So in response to outoflineslap I say "HE HE good one!"

P.S. I think they really do say that.
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outoflineslap
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Date Posted: 12:57:32 10/16/03 Thu

that's what she s.......nevermind
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Rook
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Date Posted: 15:41:45 10/15/03 Wed

Not in my mouth!
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slapalou
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Date Posted: 13:34:13 10/15/03 Wed

“ We'll be talking about that guy for a long time. We need to send that guy a box of chocolates. ”
— Mike Mordecai, Marlins infielder
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Slap the glove
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Date Posted: 13:31:10 10/15/03 Wed

That's not news...you do that every weekend.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 08:58:00 10/15/03 Wed

Well...About 10:07 P.M. last night I threw up in my mouth.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:27:01 10/14/03 Tue

Man Gravy, I must have killed you last week. Sorry about the Kyle Petty thing, that was low, but it was really kind of a make up call for Newman. However, I have noticed that since we have declared our intentions for racing to the bottom our scores are getting better. Maybe next season we should start out racing to the bottom.
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street
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Date Posted: 17:54:13 10/11/03 Sat

Ellie's picks: Elliott Sadler, Greg Biffle, Jeff Gordon, and Jimmie Johnson
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chub
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Date Posted: 14:50:09 10/10/03 Fri

so pimp...did you finally get the number's and cost sheet? just checking...

if you didn't...and want them, i can resend the numbers. just let me know.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 07:39:12 10/10/03 Fri

I don't know about you guys but the Pimp is kind of sick of the 12 car. Therefore, I choose to ruin his chances tomorrow night by putting him in my lineup.

What would be an interesting bet is whether he will blow an engine or wreck. Maybe since he has been picked the the cursed Pimp he will finally run out of gas.

I choose R.Newman, D.Jarrett, B.Labonte, and K.Petty. That's right I said K.Petty!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 06:44:26 10/10/03 Fri

Hey Chubs, I don't know if my email was screwed up or what but I didn't receive the numbers or the cost sheet for this week.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:06:16 10/08/03 Wed

Is that a quote from Fitzy? Man can that guy quote Smokey and the Bandit.
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big enos
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Date Posted: 10:39:12 10/07/03 Tue

Bandit: Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Coors and come back in 28 hours. No problem.
Little Enos: It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
Bandit: You watch your mouth, little lady.


Little Enos: Well, if you can't do it...
Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly...
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Sloppy
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Date Posted: 09:30:18 10/07/03 Tue

Whoa, i had the same dream....I'm still trying to wrap my head around a reason why Jo Polniaczek would want to expose herself. I guess all that tension between her and Mrs. Garrett got to her. I would much rather see Tootie's Ta Ta's...Oh well, you take the good, you take the bad i guess.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:13:04 10/06/03 Mon

CUBS WIN, CUBS WIN! Holy Cow? Holy Shit! I'm beside myself. How many cubs fans were in Hotlanta? Thats just stupid that they were able to get that many tickets.

I had a bad dream Sat. night that Pimp was a fan of the Reba sit-com, and that Joe from "facts of life" raised her shirt and exposed her bra. I'm glad I awoke.
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street smith
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Date Posted: 11:48:47 10/05/03 Sun

Ellie's picks: Ryan Newman, Bill Elliott, Rusty Wallace, and Elliott Sadler
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 01:10:49 10/04/03 Sat

This Mike K. thing is really starting to get to me.

Gravy, I think we should have a spending minimum. Say 3,000,000? And intentional penalties don't count.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 08:23:44 10/03/03 Fri

Friday? I took off Thursday and Friday.
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street
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Date Posted: 16:52:26 10/02/03 Thu

Rook, do you have to work Friday? Or are you off since Brian's in town?
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Rouk(sp?)
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Date Posted: 15:34:32 10/02/03 Thu

Someone needs to cut me off before the weedend.
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gravyinonsomeofthat
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Date Posted: 11:13:45 10/02/03 Thu

A better question is who is this Steet and how do I get in on some of this Weedend? Red Hair, Sensamillia, or is it Acapolco Gold? Doesn't matter, sign me up. Pimp, lets see who can score in the 300's from here on out, $5, let me know
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:32:45 10/02/03 Thu

Steet, don't you worry your little head over a thing. I will make it a personal mision to keep Pimps' beer drinking to a minimum this weedend. You have my word.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 07:07:41 10/02/03 Thu

Boy I don't know Slap. If Larry Foyt could luck up and qualify he'd be hard to pass up. He hasn't finished just one lap down yet this year much less on the lead lap. His average finish is almost 36, and of the 17 races he's run he's had to use 9 provisionals to qualify.
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Date Posted: 11:57:24 10/01/03 Wed

You 2 are terrible!
My money is on gravy taking last place for the season. But Pimp, you are showing a strong run down the stretch.
Keep it up! And who is this Chris? I think he wears panties. Yeah i'm almost postive he wears thong panties...blue...or is it red?? Hot pink panties, that's what it is.....yea....hello?

And Pimp, even though i'm not in the back you're game sounds fun...
I'll take Petty, Cope, and Spencer...
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:28:22 10/01/03 Wed

How pathetic gravy. How do you expect to stay on bottom posting scores in the high 400's? I'm only thirty some odd points back now. You're going down.

Seriously I think there should be a 1000 to 1500 point bonus if you can pick the last three finishers in a race. It would make the season fun for the down trodden like Gravy and me. Just think of the strategy that would go into deciding that you're far enough down you can't catch up so you start shooting for the bonus. If it comes down to the last race and you're 275 points back should you go for the bonus or hope the leader, or should I say Mike freakin' Knapp since he apparently gets to win every season, has a bad week and you have a good one? Just think how fun it would be to be 800 points back and still feel you have a chance. How pissed would you be when Newman blew a motor and ruined the chances of one of your drivers wrecking and securing 41st. I honestly think we should do this.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 21:17:36 09/30/03 Tue

Bravo Sir Slapp! It's no go hogs, but very funny.
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Date Posted: 00:27:16 09/28/03 Sun

thought you might want them in a different order.
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Date Posted: 00:26:10 09/28/03 Sun

my picks are: Benson, Sadler, J. Gordon, and Johnson
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 00:24:59 09/28/03 Sun

my picks are: E. Sadler, J. Johnson, J. Gordon, and J. Benson
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street smith
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Date Posted: 08:55:52 09/27/03 Sat

Ellie's picks: Jimmie Johnson, Sterling Marlin, Michael Waltrip, and Elliott Sadler
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:19:23 09/27/03 Sat

The Pimp is picking sentimental favorites in an effort to surpass Gravy for the bottom.

D.Jarrett, M.Martin, S.Marlin, B.Labonte
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gravygoo
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Date Posted: 08:16:19 09/25/03 Thu

Thanks for your support Pimp, you have no idea how much that means to me. Burp
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:00:59 09/24/03 Wed

I'm with you Gravy, you do suck. Man I have put up some horrendous [sic] numbers lately and you refuse to let me fall below you. Way to at least stay strong on something.
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Slizappy, you know what i'm sayin'?
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Date Posted: 17:31:54 09/23/03 Tue

Hey pimp i love the shizzolater!
I tried to "shizzolate" this shitbox forum and here's what i got:

We're sorry, da path yo' ass tried access, '/97101///', does not exist, know what I'm sayin'?

Perhaps yo' ass misspelled something or da information wuz moved, know what I'm sayin'? ..

Yeah i feel ya
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gravyderailed
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Date Posted: 15:27:34 09/23/03 Tue

I AM TERRIBLE, Screw Nascar, Screw five million dollar limit, Screw cost sheet, Screw the numbers, Bud Light is cool, Screw cautions, Screw everything................
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:49:12 09/21/03 Sun

The Pimp chooses M.Martin, J.Burton, D.Jarrett, and B.Labonte.

I think the street smith got confused. She was supposed to post both of ours. I know I'm out of the game but I still like picking.
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Date Posted: 08:27:39 09/21/03 Sun

Ellie's picks: Ricky Craven, Greg Biffle, Earnhardt Jr, and Ryan Newman
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Date Posted: 08:25:54 09/21/03 Sun

Ellie's picks: Newman, Earnhardt, JR, Ricky Craven, and Greg Biffle.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:14:19 09/19/03 Fri

I'm drawin' a blank here.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:44:34 09/19/03 Fri

Now I realize the forum died a while back but DAMN. Surely there are some lurkers out there who still pay attention.

The snoop thing was brilliant and I get nothing?

You obviously didn't try it or you have totally forgotten how to post a response or comment on the forum. Here's a hint go to the bottom of the page where it says Post a new message. Those of us who still post aren't magic, we actually have to type our messages in too.
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street smith
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Date Posted: 18:42:42 09/18/03 Thu

If anyone is interested, Michele Mosley has Nascar tickets to Taladega with pit passes for next Sunday for $100/ticket. Call her 258-1073
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:46:53 09/17/03 Wed

P.S. it takes a while to come up so be patient I promise it's worth it.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:43:02 09/17/03 Wed

http://www.asksnoop.com/

I don't know if you guys have seen this,but there is one brillant computer programer out there.

Honestly one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. When you get there put in nascar.com without the www and enjoy.
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Date Posted: 09:05:58 09/16/03 Tue

I guess football commentators don't know the opposite of loose either.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 00:05:37 09/16/03 Tue

In that case, I am in, and yes, I will be letting the Pimp choose my drivers.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 20:09:41 09/15/03 Mon

now hold up pimp...your jumping the gun just a bit. since i'm still waiting to hear if anyone heard from derek, let me just fill you in....you weren't the lowest for this week.

in fact the low score was without penalty as well....unfortunately this person doesn't frequent the forum, but Karen posted a 262, thus out doing you by 10 whole points. how do you do this you ask...(btw i think there ought to be a bonus for doing this), but she picked 7th, 41st, 42nd, and 43rd.

personally i think picking the bottom 3 finisher's in a race should get you around a 100 point bonus....that in itself is an impressive feat.

maybe next year's spin on this league is we try to pick the worst finisher's each race....lowest score takes the money...and you have to spend over 4.5 million for your 4 drivers.
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