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Dogtown NASCAR League
I foresee nothing but wedded bliss for these two, Mazel Tov!
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:40:27 09/15/03 Mon
Ding Dong The Pimp is Dead! Add me to the list of those who don't get their points update. By my calculation I have set the record for all time weekly low without a penalty. 272 wow! can I pick em or what? In case you were wondering what place your drivers need to come in in order to amass such a staggering total I can give you one combination 19th, 26th, 42nd, and 43rd. A real treat!
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street smith
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Date Posted: 16:46:15 09/15/03 Mon
Alley, he did indeed call Roy Williams, Roy Jones. After he called Matt Mark. Nothing like well-versed football commentators.
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chub
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Date Posted: 15:26:49 09/15/03 Mon
anyone hear from derek on drivers?
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 11:35:15 09/15/03 Mon
I thought he called him Roy Jones.

Or was he calling Roy Williams that?
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Author:
street smith
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Date Posted: 08:51:24 09/14/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: Ryan Newman, Jimmie Johnson, Greg Biffle, and Jamie McMurray
Brian's picks: Jeff Gordon, Jeff Burton, Michael Waltrip, and Greg Biffle
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Big D
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Date Posted: 01:00:33 09/14/03 Sun
Message just in from your old friend from Fayetteville:

HOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS WIN!

Terry Bowden says that "Mark Jones" is good.
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Author:
street smith
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Date Posted: 18:15:06 09/11/03 Thu
or:
Suuuuuuuiiiiieeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Author:
street smith
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Date Posted: 18:13:24 09/11/03 Thu
soooooiiiiieeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Author:
Allycat
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Date Posted: 23:05:46 09/06/03 Sat
I'm so glad that Benny Parsons is there to tell us that the opposite of loose is tight.

I was confused before he clarified that.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 18:10:34 09/06/03 Sat
my picks: Jr, Martin, Nemechek, and J. Burton.
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Author:
street smith
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Date Posted: 11:33:10 09/06/03 Sat
Ellie's picks: B. Labonte, Tony Stewart, Jeff Burton, and Joe Nemechek
Brian's picks: Mark Martin, Jeff Gordon, Ward Burton, and Greg Biffle
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:06:28 09/05/03 Fri
"Damn that Pimp, I've ridden Bobby Hamilton's ass to the top, and now my secret is out of the bag."

Ryan Johnston
Dogtown Nascar Points Leader
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gravyrometer
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Date Posted: 12:26:22 09/05/03 Fri
Pimp, I hope Henri is not puttin a hurtin on ya
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allycat
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Date Posted: 09:16:54 09/05/03 Fri
That's right, Pimp, I think that you should pick Hamilton every time from now on. I can't believe you haven't been picking him. We have all seen how awesome he's been doing. Just the other day I overheard some league members discussing how Hamilton has kept them in the top ten. I figured that someone who just passed the Bar exam would have been smart enough to have already seen Hamilton's incredible potential as a pick! Where have you been?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 20:08:50 09/04/03 Thu
I feel for you Gravy. Stick with the BL's they'll see you through.

Speaking of our little league I just printed off the cost sheet and was giving it a little read over, while watching Brittany and Aerosmith introduce the NFL season. All the while enjoying an ice cold Lite beer for Miller, when I made the following observation to the Streetsmith, "if a driver is able to maintain his value on the cost sheet he is having a pretty good season, just look at Bobby Labonte or Bill Elliott."

Then I noticed that I have been screwing up all season. Believe it or not Bobby Hamilton hasn't lost a dime all season and my dumb ass hasn't picked him once! He costs more than Jamie McMurray and Greg Biffle. Maybe it's little oversights like these that have put me in position to empathize with Gravy.
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gravycollapse
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Date Posted: 14:28:18 09/04/03 Thu
Good to hear from you Pimp, too bad you won't be here to bust some bushytails this weekend. I would like to petition the league to have my email address removed from the numbers each week. The anguish I have been experiencing due to my overwhelming decline (3rd to 31st) has taken its toll on my confidence as a forum member, my family is ashamed by my demise. I have been experiencing crippling anxiety attacks everytime I hear the words Rudd or Harvick. I am having to use Bud Light to cure most of my hardships over this issue. Please think of me while you score in the mid 500's, Your friend
Gravy
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 19:27:06 09/02/03 Tue
The following quote should be said with a heavy mexican chihuahua accent "Bless you Mr. Slappy."

I hesitate to even comment on the picture and caption because it comes so close to perfection, but I hate to not give Slap props.

Do yall think the reason the points are late coming out is that Chub's calculator can't comprehend me scoring so many points.

Is it just me or does MTV constantly have that damned award show on, but somehow it is never on the aforementioned scene. I still haven't seen it!
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Author:
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Date Posted: 16:16:41 09/01/03 Mon
Street, what's up? I don't know if your taking shots at me and mine because I'm on top in the points standing or your secretly into girl on girl action. Either way I understand.
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street walker
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Date Posted: 11:48:55 08/31/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: Ryan Newman, Jimmie Johnson, Elliott Sadler, and Terry Labonte.
Brian's picks: Terry and Bobby Labonte, Jimmie Johnson, and Greg Biffle.
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street walker
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Date Posted: 11:47:54 08/31/03 Sun
Oh look... a picture of Jordan and Sydney a few years from now... how sweet!
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Rook
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Date Posted: 15:15:44 08/29/03 Fri
And "they" say Mtv doesn't have quality programing any more!
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 13:05:15 08/29/03 Fri
poor Christina, She'll always be second to Britney.
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gravysalute
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Date Posted: 09:30:15 08/29/03 Fri
gravy
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Author:
Rook
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Date Posted: 13:22:01 08/25/03 Mon

Pimp, keep us informed re: beer. We may be able to get Snowman and Fred to haul a load of Coors east for ya. I'm trying to keep the "crowing" to minimum at this point. But, give me a few weeks if this holds up.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 16:39:33 08/23/03 Sat
My picks for Bristol are:

J. Gordon, Busch, T. Labonte, and Greg Biffle
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street walker
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Date Posted: 09:46:36 08/23/03 Sat
Ellie's picks: M. Waltrip, T. Labonte, Ricky Rudd, and Jeff Gordon.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:34:09 08/23/03 Sat
I've had trouble catching a buzz here, I think the beer has less alcohol, so last night I did a vodka experiment. Absolutely no difference in alcohol content on vodka! I'll report back later on whiskey. Maybe tomorrow even as Ellie and I plan on having our own little Bristol Bash.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:30:44 08/23/03 Sat
On that last message, the second time I said double post I really meant error message. I'm hungover and therefore stupid.
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:28:55 08/23/03 Sat
Sorry about the double post, the forum tricked me with the double post as it apparently did to Sir Slap on the schedule.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:27:25 08/23/03 Sat
The Pimp chooses K.Wallace, T.Labonte, M.Martin, and J.Gordon.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:26:17 08/23/03 Sat
The Pimp chooses K.Wallace, T.Labonte, J.Gordon, M.Martin.
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Author:
Sir Slap
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Date Posted: 11:56:09 08/22/03 Fri
Winston Cup Practice 10:20am - 12:20pm
Winston Cup Qualifying 2:05pm TNT/PRN/XM
Winston Cup Practice 3:45 -4:30pm
Winston Cup Happy Hour 5:15 - 6:00pm TNT taped 6:00pm
Saturday, August 23
Pre-Race Show 6:00 pm TNT/PRN/XM
Sharpie 500 6:30 pm TNT/PRN/XM
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Author:
Sir Slap
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Date Posted: 11:55:00 08/22/03 Fri
Winston Cup Practice 10:20am - 12:20pm
Winston Cup Qualifying 2:05pm TNT/PRN/XM
Winston Cup Practice 3:45 -4:30pm
Winston Cup Happy Hour 5:15 - 6:00pm TNT taped 6:00pm
Saturday, August 23
Pre-Race Show 6:00 pm TNT/PRN/XM
Sharpie 500 6:30 pm TNT/PRN/XM
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:09:45 08/21/03 Thu
Considering last year's picture and caption led to keg stands, The Pimp shivers at the thought of what activities this year's picture might produce!
Bravo Sir Slap
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:28:25 08/19/03 Tue
Two weeks two positions. Watch out boys the Pimp is charging.

Thank God I moved because if I still lived on Fairway I doubt I could sleep over the crowing from down the street.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 14:53:29 08/19/03 Tue
Pimp, I'm going to try and come over for the race. Can I sleep on the floor if I end up drinking a beer or two? I wouldn't want to drink and drive.
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street walker
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Date Posted: 08:46:36 08/17/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: Mr. Mark Martin, Dale Jarrett, Bobby Labonte, and Terry Labonte
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:25:39 08/17/03 Sun
Well at least I'm not forgotten. What more can a man ask for?

Due to my close proximity to Daytona I feel my picks are going to improve.

Although my divination skills are obviously lacking so who knows.

The Pimp picks J.Burton, B.Labonte, M.Watrip and G.Biffle.

By the way, Bristol Bash is still on but my address has changed: 2625 S.W.75th St. Gainesville, FL 32607

I would advise those would be party goers to leave early in order to not miss the race.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:04:04 08/14/03 Thu
Is that spoo in Robby's left eye? And will he now wear a patch, alla Lisa Lopez?
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Sloppy
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Date Posted: 08:15:26 08/14/03 Thu
Who is Brian Smith?
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Author:
gravygrammar
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Date Posted: 07:46:17 08/14/03 Thu
He will be missed
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gravy
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Date Posted: 07:45:16 08/14/03 Thu
He'll will be missed
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Rook
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Date Posted: 16:25:19 08/13/03 Wed
Brian Smith
1973-2003
Gone but not forgotten
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Street Smith
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Date Posted: 11:38:11 08/10/03 Sun
Ellie Smith's picks: Rusty Wallace, Mr. Mark Martin, Robby Gordon, and Greg Biffler.
Brian's picks: Jeff Gordon, Mark Martin, Greg Biffle, and John Andretti?!
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Author:
Slapper
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Date Posted: 09:23:58 08/08/03 Fri

Friday
Winston Cup Practice 10:00am - 12:00pm
Winston Cup Qualifying 2:05pm SPEED/MRN/XM

Saturday, August 9
Winston Cup Practice 8:30 - 9:15am
Winston Cup Happy Hour 10:10 - 10:55am SPEED

Sunday, August 10
Pre-Race Show 12:00pm NBC
SIRIUS at The Glen 12:30pm NBC/MRN/XM
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:01:00 08/07/03 Thu
Tarnation or TarDation?
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street walker
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Date Posted: 10:10:09 08/02/03 Sat
Ellie's picks: B. Labonte, Rusty Wallace, Bill Elliott, and T. Labonte
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big pimpin
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Date Posted: 10:05:09 08/02/03 Sat
B. labonte, Waltrip, S. Marlin, and Nemechek Brian's picks.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:17:21 07/27/03 Sun
Derek had both Labontes, Sadler, Kenseth
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:02:20 07/27/03 Sun
Pocono M. Martin, B. Labonte, E. Sadler, D. Jarrett

Is anyone not picking B. Labonte?
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street walker
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Date Posted: 07:52:42 07/27/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: T.Labonte, B. Labonte, Rusty Wallace, and Dale Jarrett.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:31:36 07/26/03 Sat
Inexplicably, I chuckled at Meritt's pond.

I have paid Matt Kemp for last season and $60 for this season which represents Myself, Ellie, and Steve Grappe.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 09:59:29 07/25/03 Fri


Winston Cup Practice 10:20am - 12:20pm
Winston Cup Qualifying 2:05pm TNT/MRN/XM

Saturday, July 26
Winston Cup Practice 8:30 - 9:15am
Winston Cup Happy Hour 10:15am - 11:00 SPEED

Sunday, July 27
Pennsylvania 500 12:00pm TNT/MRN/XM
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Slapoochie
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Date Posted: 13:44:10 07/23/03 Wed
Thanks for that....I laughed out loud..very nice
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:02:10 07/23/03 Wed
Are those trees being cut by Meritt's pond?



The above post was for Slaps - others will not comprehend. Please foregive us for any confusion this may have caused.
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gravynewton
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Date Posted: 10:33:26 07/22/03 Tue
yes it does, and if it's in the mourning it's louder.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 11:56:32 07/21/03 Mon
Numbers out Mon. mourning? I'm very impressed. I'm also beating Mike K. right now so I'm off to a good start.
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street walker
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Date Posted: 10:44:35 07/20/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: Bobby and Terry Labonte, Dale JR, and Harvick
Brian's picks: Bobby Labonte, Dale Jarrett, Jeff Burton, and Ricky Craven
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allycat
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Date Posted: 09:25:45 07/20/03 Sun
B. Labonte, Jarrett, Newman, Biffle
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Chico's Revenge
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Date Posted: 14:04:45 07/17/03 Thu
3 days until you all are mine, all mine!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Oh yeah, I guess I'll need to give you guys the money sometime after ya'll get back from Tunafish?
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allycat
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Date Posted: 12:53:02 07/17/03 Thu
I didn't say I was complaining about those in charge! I said why hasn't the winner done so. And besides that could mean gravy's procrastination in relaying people's picks, that could mean Slap's procrastination in putting pics at the top of the forum. Geez Chubs, a little defensive aren't we! OH, I get it. You are just trying to make me feel sorry for you so I won't put up a fight this season (not that my fighting skills have been all that impressive). Well, it won't work. War is War.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 11:30:12 07/17/03 Thu
wow "procrastination habits of those in charge"...damn, allycat, i thought we were better than that. i'm hurt.

but as you can see, i'm a day late in a response...guess that goes to show how much i've been checkin' out cricketville.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 09:56:11 07/16/03 Wed
I guess so; I came on here today looking for the winner's speech. Or at least someone delivering some kind of end of the season speech thanking everyone for picking the wrong drivers, praising those who managed to move into the top 10, protesting chemical testing on animals, and complaining about the procrastination habits of those in charge. What about a montage of memories from this season? Pics, clips, and quotes from the fondest moments of the first half of the year.

I'm disappointed.
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ocihc
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Date Posted: 12:25:12 07/15/03 Tue
Well, I guess everybody has dropped off with this site. What's up with that?
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 10:57:17 07/13/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: Mark Martin, Bill Elliott, Kevin Harvick, and Terry Labonte.
Brian's picks: Mark Martin, Jeff Burton, Dale Jarrett, and Dave Blaney
Daniel's picks: Jamie McMurray, Casey Mears, Tony Stewart, and Jeff Gordon
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:29:22 07/07/03 Mon
Derek's picks: Jr., S.Marlin, Jamie Mc., Harvick.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:02:56 07/05/03 Sat
Picks: Jeff Green, Kevin Harvick, Michael Waltrip, and B. Labonte. Sincerely, # 335.
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 10:57:39 07/05/03 Sat
Picks: Jr., Rusty Wallace, Harvick, and McMurray. Holla'
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:03:55 07/02/03 Wed
Look at the lively banter an off week stirred up. I wish I had a nice wittism [sic] to add but believe it or not I got nothing!
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Mom
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Date Posted: 10:16:23 07/02/03 Wed
Casey, you have done a wonderful job with this league. Keep up all the hard work, we're proud of you.

Love,

Mrs. McCord
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Phantom Chico
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Date Posted: 14:22:07 06/24/03 Tue
Haulin Ass Too, coming soon to a pay-per-view porn channel near you.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:23:45 06/24/03 Tue
Very nice. I enjoy the word play.
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gravytrain
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Date Posted: 13:52:17 06/23/03 Mon
you may want to run the missing driver Cope with Rusty Busch Trickle
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Slapass
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Date Posted: 10:50:33 06/23/03 Mon
I don't know rook, you may have to check the cost sheet.

I'm not sure if Johnson Craven Rusty Busch will fit...
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:03:28 06/23/03 Mon
Can I run the above 4 drivers this week?
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Ricky Dale Slaperton III
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Date Posted: 17:30:46 06/20/03 Fri
I can't decide on whether to run ricky, ricky, dale, and bobby or bobby, jimmy, bobby, and ricky
and yet there's always jeff, jimmy, dale, dale.
but who knows they are actually turning right this week so it's a crap-shoot.
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allyCat
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Date Posted: 14:06:41 06/20/03 Fri
fine, I'll use first names, but I'm going with a different group altogether:

I want Dale, Jeff, Bobby, and Mike
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allycat
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Date Posted: 11:36:42 06/19/03 Thu
maybe, Do you absolutely have to have first names ahead of time?
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Slaperella
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Date Posted: 11:08:00 06/19/03 Thu
So that's Ward Burton, Kenny Wallace, Robby Gordon, and Terry Labonte.....Nice Lineup!
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allycat
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Date Posted: 15:29:19 06/18/03 Wed
I want Labonte instead of Bodine
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Date Posted: 15:19:21 06/18/03 Wed
I'll be out of town this weekend as well, so here are my picks:

Burton, Wallace, Gordon, and Bodine
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allycat
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Date Posted: 14:01:14 06/18/03 Wed
Are you referring to my absence from the forum or my pitiful showing in the points?

I'll acknowledge both:

1) I have glanced here and there at the forum. I didn't feel I could contribute anything worthwhile. Sometimes, I would be very busy, other times, I was out of town. I haven't felt very witty or clever. Not that I do now, but I am less busy and around more often.

2) I am getting over this strange addiction I had to choosing Nadeau for every race. This can be detrimental to my success when he is in and out of a coma. Many have tried to intervene. I've had some help. Chubs was kind enough to take the man off the cost list to help me avoid temptation. It's been an uphill battle but I think by next season I will be cured.

It is good to be back.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:19:29 06/18/03 Wed
Ally, where have you been all these many weeks?
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Date Posted: 08:58:07 06/18/03 Wed
Nascar will announce it to the public Thursday, but my secret sources told me about it today.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 08:51:35 06/18/03 Wed
Well, Winston Cup no more. I guess it will be the Cell Phone Cup. Or maybe the Nextel Cup?
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gravymcfly
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Date Posted: 15:12:31 06/16/03 Mon
121 GIGAWATTS!!!!!! I think Senior Biff gave Mike Knapp the sports almanac for 2003, therefore all winnings should be forwarded to the Lybians.
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 12:38:54 06/15/03 Sun
Last second change-- Mark martin instead of Kenseth.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:24:42 06/15/03 Sun
Derek wants Busch, the brothers Labonte, and Sadler.
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 10:46:39 06/15/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: Matt Kenseth, Bobby Labonte, Terry Labonte, & Elliott Sadler. Brian's picks: Dale Jarrett, Bobby Labonte, Jeff Burton, & Terry Labonte. Daniel's picks: Michael Waltrip, Sterling Marlin, Kevin Harvick, & Elliott Sadler
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mooby
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Date Posted: 10:21:34 06/13/03 Fri
NWCS Bud Pole Qualifying
SPEED Fri. 2 p.m.

NBS Bud Pole Qualifying
SPEED Fri. 4 p.m.

NWCS Happy Hour
FX Sat. 5:30 p.m. (taped)

NBS The Meijer 300
FX Sat. 6:30 p.m.

NWCS Sirius 400
FOX Sun. 11:30 a.m.
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chubinchicago
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Date Posted: 15:52:58 06/12/03 Thu
torture = being 25 miles away from the us open and not being able to skip out of day long meetings to go.
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chub
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Date Posted: 09:01:12 06/09/03 Mon
i could probably swing it early the 14th...early as in being done by 11:00 - 11:30ish.

i'll be coming back from a business trip late friday...and i'll be keeping my daughter over the weekend.
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gravyhack
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Date Posted: 08:00:20 06/09/03 Mon
14th sounds good to me
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 21:10:36 06/08/03 Sun
Jr, Newman, Nemechek, and T.Labonte were Derek's drivers.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:07:07 06/08/03 Sun
Daniel wants T.Stewart, K.Busch, T.Labonte, and J.Nemechek
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:13:49 06/08/03 Sun
With Slaps in the windy city Ryno racing inc. will post their piks: Jim Johnson, Bob Labonte, K. Harvick, and E. Sadler.

Yes, ABC was behind "Life goes on"
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:12:10 06/08/03 Sun
With Slaps in the windy city Ryno racing inc. will post their piks: Jim Johnson, Bob Labonte, K. Harvick, and E. Sadler.

Yes, ABC was behind "Life goes on"
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 10:09:55 06/08/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: J.Johnson, Mark Martin, Terry Labonte, and Elliott Sadler
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:00:17 06/08/03 Sun
BRAVO SLAPPY and forum commentators. The first laugh out loud funny bantor in a while!

The Pimp picks D.Jarrett, B.Labonte, J.Burton, and E.Sadler.

I still want to stage Hackfest. Any objections to next week the 14th or 15th?

Was ABC responsible for Corky?
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Date Posted: 13:22:39 06/05/03 Thu
Why is it that Bobby Ross could never find a good hat to wear?
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Date Posted: 11:35:20 06/05/03 Thu
Isn't it scary how much corky looks like Fran Tarkington?
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Date Posted: 10:59:52 06/05/03 Thu
Re: latest pic...

"We're highly offended"

Sincerely,
Bobby Ross
Ron from the Rec.
All Kroger baggers
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Date Posted: 10:35:32 06/05/03 Thu
That Corky has one hell of a "tool".
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Date Posted: 10:40:53 06/04/03 Wed
Pimp, it is only time before they catch your boy Palmeiro!
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Date Posted: 10:39:29 06/04/03 Wed
Pimp, it is only time before they catch your boy Palmeiro!
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Date Posted: 13:47:46 06/02/03 Mon
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Date Posted: 11:56:36 06/02/03 Mon
How many more races in this first half?
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Date Posted: 11:55:13 06/01/03 Sun
Sorry for the confusion Chubs both Ellie and I got back in time to see qualifying and have decided to change our picks
The Pimp chooses D.Jarrett, J.Burton, B.Labonte and T.Labonte

Ellie wants J.Johnson, J.Gordon, G.Biffle and T.Labonte

Daniel wants S.Marlin, R.Wallace, R.Rudd and G.Biffle
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Date Posted: 22:38:40 05/31/03 Sat
Pimp, I think your therapist would understand there are bigger problems in your life than spelling, but, damn son, "theraputic?".
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Date Posted: 13:38:17 05/30/03 Fri
I was asked to post Ellie's picks due to her out-of-pocketness. Her picks are: J. Gordon, B. Labonte, Nemechek, and Sadler.

Have a good day
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Date Posted: 07:31:22 05/29/03 Thu
Because I am spending the weekend canoeing I am calling in my picks today without even consulting a cost sheet.

The Pimp picks J.Burton, B.Labonte, D.Jarrett, and E.Sadler.
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Date Posted: 18:35:57 05/28/03 Wed
I realize I am in 22nd place and have no room to talk, but damn man did Donnie drop the ball? A 200 point week. My goodness. Are he and Mike in cahoots?

I realize the forum was buried a while back, but on the assumption that people still visit graves I will once again ask the question about Hackfest. If you think I might be talking to you you are right. I would like some responses. What do yall think? Any good dates? I'm not trying to scare anyone off but I did shoot a 102 Monday. I ain't bragging it's just a fact.

How big a puss am I for only having the guts to talk my fiancee into picking JJ and not having the balls to actually pick him myself? damn the luck.

I think the therapist would say this talking to myself is theraputic.

Come on Slappy throw me a bone. I'm tired of the Hitler picture.

Did yall here Magic ask Lebron if he was voted most likely to succeed? Brilliant! He was laughing so hard he could barely get the question out.

I think both Eric and Ryan are funny and due to my intoxication I am unsure who to attribute this quote to but I heard someone say, "Magic is the only person on the planet with HIV that has actually gotten fatter."
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Date Posted: 18:34:18 05/28/03 Wed
I realize I am in 22nd place and have no room to talk, but damn man did Donnie drop the ball? A 200 point week. My goodness. Are he and Mike in cahoots?

I realize the forum was buried a while back, but on the assumption that people still visit graves I will once again ask the question about Hackfest. If you think I might be talking to you you are right. I would like some responses. What do yall think? Any good dates? I'm not trying to scare anyone off but I did shoot a 102 Monday. I ain't bragging it's just a fact.

How big a puss am I for only having the guts to talk my fiancee into picking JJ and not having the balls to actually pick him myself? damn the luck.

I think the therapist would say this talking to myself is theraputic.

Come on Slappy throw me a bone. I'm tired of the Hitler picture.

Did yall here Magic ask Lebron if he was voted most likely to succeed? Brilliant! He was laughing so hard he could barely get the question out.

I think both Eric and Ryan are funny and due to my intoxication I am unsure who to attribute this quote to but I heard someone say, "Magic is the only person on the planet with HIV that has actually gotten fatter."
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Date Posted: 13:00:53 05/25/03 Sun
Ellie's picks: Jimmy Johnson, Matt Kenseth, Joe Nemechek, and Jamie McMurray. Brian's Picks: B.Labonte, Mark Martin, Jeff Burton, and Biffle.
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Date Posted: 11:38:39 05/25/03 Sun
Coca-Cola 600 top four, and also my picks, in no particular order are as follows: Jeff Gordon, Joe Nemechek, Elliot Sadler, and Ryan Newman. Thanks for playing.
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Date Posted: 15:58:50 05/22/03 Thu
Rome just congratulated Mo Vaughn for winning American Idol
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Date Posted: 13:22:54 05/22/03 Thu
205,205,205...way to go Rube!
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Date Posted: 14:19:08 05/16/03 Fri
Any nominations for a date and time? I could play this Sunday but I realize that is not very much advanced notice. If we wait until next week there will be a race.
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Date Posted: 21:34:21 05/13/03 Tue
i'm down with hackfest. i just need a little advance warning so i can make plans accordingly.
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Date Posted: 13:08:08 05/12/03 Mon
I know
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Date Posted: 13:06:05 05/12/03 Mon
I'm ready for hackfest, lets set a date for the PV Invitaional.
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Date Posted: 16:30:15 05/10/03 Sat
Gravy's desperate plea for praise is disturbing. While I agree that Smell the Glove was an amazingly obscure reference that I was pleased to get I don't think it even got close to the level of comedic genius of "iron my shirt."

I don't know about you guys but the 19th hole looks to me like an invitation to the annual league golf tournament. I think de hawg should take Chico's place. I think my next open Saturday is June 8. However, from my observations the members of the forum interested in playing in the golf tournament have very flexible schedules and I can play almost any afternoon, especially friday's, at 1:00. Big D's a freeloader so anytime is good for him. Gravy works for the Government so likewise anytime is good for him. Ryano hardly ever works anyhow so I figure a Friday afternoon wouldn't be hard for him to pull off. So the only people who possibly have a conflict are Chubs and if Slappy would spend the first four days of any week working instead of surfing his boss would probably give him the day off without him even having to ask. So it's up to Chubbs.

If the gang wanted to play on a Sunday as I believe we did last year the next two weeks would be good because I don't think there is a race on those Sundays.

Me and Big D are going to kill yall anyway so you pick the day.
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Date Posted: 13:52:56 05/08/03 Thu
I confess, "Iron My Shirt" was forwarded to me from chubs...
so i cannot accept your praise. But you can get me a sammich and a hot towel.
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Date Posted: 13:06:30 05/08/03 Thu
Credit where credit is due, Smell the glove
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Date Posted: 10:18:56 05/08/03 Thu
I bow down to the comic genius of Tim Johnston. I don't know if the rest of you guys are getting his emails but "Iron my Shirt" is possibly the most subtly funny thing I have ever seen. The more I thought about it the funnier it got. Genius. And the periodic table wasn't shabby.
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Date Posted: 16:15:10 05/07/03 Wed
"Don't touch that dizzle my frizzle."
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Date Posted: 14:12:29 05/07/03 Wed
Now that you mention it Chubbs I might not be so interested in Ally getting Nadeau points. If I recall correctly I am winning the race for 22nd. Thats what consistent weeks of 429 will get you. I figure that is about my average this season. Craporiffic.
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Date Posted: 07:59:15 05/06/03 Tue
Childress fires Green, Park on chopping block, there's a sale at Pennys!
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Date Posted: 16:32:35 05/05/03 Mon
a zero for nadeau is harsh, but nadeau isn't credited with keller's points even though nadeau qualified. that's why ally didn't get the points. i think the only way nadeau would have been credited with the points is if he actually started the race and then keller replaced him during the race. i may be wrong on that though. i probably know the rules or can come up with some rules as well as helton can.

now by all means...if a vote is taken and you guys are willing to give her keller's points just let me know and i'll add them in. if you guys haven't noticed...while some of you my be battling for a top 3 finish, there is a hell of a race for 22nd going on in the back.
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Date Posted: 15:31:56 05/05/03 Mon
The Pimp thinks zero points for Nadeau is a little harsh. I don't know what the official rules are but man, he did qualify. I personally would vote for allowing his replacement's points to count. However, I don't think it is that big a deal for someone as far back as the Alley Cat.
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Date Posted: 09:21:51 05/05/03 Mon
did steve grappe happen to give any of you guys his drivers? i didn't get them.
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Date Posted: 18:11:10 05/03/03 Sat
Shonda wants Sadler, R.Wallace, Busch, McMurray.

Jeff Grappe wants Busch, Newman, McMurray, and W.Burton.
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Date Posted: 18:10:01 05/03/03 Sat
Shonda wants Sadler, R.Wallace, Busch, McMurray.

Jeff Grappe wants Busch, Newman, McMurray, and W.Burton.
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Date Posted: 13:57:01 05/03/03 Sat
Read em and weep: Dale Jarret, Rusty Wallace, T. Labonte, Ricky Rudd
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Date Posted: 13:51:24 05/03/03 Sat
Read em and weep: Dale Jarret, Rusty Wallace, T. Labonte, Ricky Rudd
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Date Posted: 10:51:51 05/03/03 Sat
Picks: Joe Nemechek, Terry Labonte, Dale Jr., and Jeff Gordon.
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Date Posted: 17:15:44 05/02/03 Fri
Remember fellers, the race is on saturday night this week. So get your drivers in.
Have a good weekend. I'm off to pick up a case of Natty Light and meet Coach Eustachy at a greenhouse party in conway..Late
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Date Posted: 16:00:24 05/02/03 Fri
Slappy found the Pimp's role model.

Hey Rook, when I precede the Park pick with Daniel wants there is a pretty good chance I am not the one riding Park.

In your defense Rook I would point out that Big D spelled mean "me."

The Pimp's picks this week in continuation of the march are G.Biffle, B.Labonte, J.Burton, and R.Newman.

I made up three positions last week boys at that rate I'll be in first in no time.
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Date Posted: 10:23:59 05/02/03 Fri
NWCS Bud Pole Qualifying
SPEED Fri. 2 p.m.

Happy Hour Practice
FX Fri. 5 p.m.

Hardee's 250
FX Fri. 6:30 p.m.

Pontiac Excitement 400
FX Sat. 6 p.m.
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Date Posted: 08:11:04 05/02/03 Fri
SMELL THE GLOVE
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Date Posted: 08:08:48 05/02/03 Fri
Her ass starts between her ears, her legs are made from particle board and shoe polish.
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Date Posted: 17:55:02 05/01/03 Thu
You must me Rene Angelil.

Rook, that's "I" before "E", except after "C" or when spelling Celine.

Here's a question: where does Celine's ass stop and her leg start.
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Date Posted: 09:32:02 05/01/03 Thu
Is that Cliene Dion's husband?
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Date Posted: 10:59:25 04/28/03 Mon
Big P, Your march is going to be a short trip riding with Park.

"T-Clone", good take. Rack it.

The rook is very glad to see a little banter on the board on his return.
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Date Posted: 14:08:42 04/27/03 Sun
Daniel wants S.Park, S.Marlin, M.Martin, J.Nemechek
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Date Posted: 13:42:43 04/27/03 Sun
That would be R.Wallace for the Walker.

I would like to point out that today is the beginning of the second half of the first season and announce the beginning of my march to the front. Don't say you weren't warned.
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Date Posted: 11:18:44 04/27/03 Sun
4-27-03 My picks: Nadeau, Wallace, Elliott Sadler, and J. Gordon. Thanx
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Date Posted: 18:19:55 04/26/03 Sat
The Pimp and his faithful sidekick, Big D, were victorious once again on Lake Conway. Please hold all applause until the end. Thank you.

The Pimp picks B. Labonte, J. Burton, J. Johnson, and G. Biffle.

"T-Clone" was over my head.

Who is T-bone? and why does he know so much about that show?

I have decided watching the Lakers lose is more fun than NASCAR.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:18:54 04/26/03 Sat
The Pimp and his faithful sidekick, Big D, were victorious once again on Lake Conway. Please hold all applause until the end. Thank you.

The Pimp picks B. Labonte, J. Burton, J. Johnson, and G. Biffle.

"T-Clone" was over my head.

Who is T-bone? and why does he know so much about that show?

I have decided watching the Lakers lose is more fun than NASCAR.
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Date Posted: 14:17:00 04/25/03 Fri
NBS Bud Pole Qualifying
SPEED Fri. 3:30 p.m.

NWCS Bud Pole Qualifying
SPEED Fri. 5 p.m.

NWCS Happy Hour Practice
FX Sat. 2 p.m. (taped)

1-800-PIT-SHOP.COM 300
FOX Sat. 3 p.m.


Auto Club 500
FOX Sun. 1:30 p.m.
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Date Posted: 09:13:36 04/25/03 Fri
T-Clone
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Date Posted: 09:00:49 04/25/03 Fri
from the newswire....
How should I say it? I guess the only thing you can do is just blurt it out.

Actor Alan Thicke got his chicklets blasted right out of his piehole by a hockey puck.

You remember Alan Thicke, he was dad to that loser kid with the perm. Remember that kid with the perm, the daughter with anorexia…the twerp little brother. You remember that guy. You remember that guy, on that show, with those kids.

Anyhow…

He got five chicklets blasted from his grill and had to have 30 stitches when he caught an errant puck in the face in a hockey game.

“I won’t be playing any leading man roles for the next couple of months.“

Actually Alan, you won’t be doing much of anything requiring moving your face for the next few months. I’m not even sure you can use a straw. That was a pretty funny statement Al. It would’ve been even funnier if you actually worked as an actor and not as a celebrity hockey player.

Who knows, maybe ‘Mike and Carol’ can nurse him back to health.
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Date Posted: 08:49:31 04/25/03 Fri
Donations for flowers and a deli plate are being taken for the immediate family of the forum. Send your donations to GravyFoundation, P O Box 5150, NLR AR, 72120. Wishing the forum a speedy recovery. Thanks for your kindness
Gravy
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Date Posted: 13:06:09 04/17/03 Thu
Congrats to the Rook
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Date Posted: 15:12:48 04/16/03 Wed
that's money
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Date Posted: 08:55:29 04/16/03 Wed
"Lets get outta here."
"Yeah, this place is dead anyway."
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Date Posted: 08:34:26 04/14/03 Mon
Thanks for the cost list pimp
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Date Posted: 11:44:45 04/13/03 Sun
Big D wants JR, J.Burton, R.Wallace, J.Nemechek
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Date Posted: 11:40:35 04/13/03 Sun
Derek wants Craven, Nemechek, Johnson, J.Burton
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Date Posted: 11:36:31 04/13/03 Sun
Casey,

Derek needs the cost sheet sent to Matt Martin. His address is smmartin@aristotle.net.
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Date Posted: 10:04:20 04/13/03 Sun
The Pimp picks B.Labonte, R.Rudd, D.Jarrett, W.Burton

Streetwalker would like J.Gordon, R.Wallace, T.Labonte, E.Sadler
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Date Posted: 09:56:54 04/13/03 Sun
Cost List for the
Virginia 500
At Martinsville Speedway
On 4/13/03


Driver Cost Driver Cost
Andretti, John $345,000 Labonte, Terry $490,000
Benson, Johnny $775,000 Marlin, Sterling $1,715,000
Biffle, Greg $300,000 Martin, Mark $1,940,000
Blaney, Dave $1,025,000 Mayfield, Jeremy $735,000
Bodine, Brett $300,000 McMurray, Jamie $300,000
Bodine, Todd $365,000 Mears, Casey $300,000
Burton, Jeff $1,270,000 Nadeau, Jerry $300,000
Burton, Ward $770,000 Nemechek, Joe $335,000
Busch, Kurt $1,965,000 Newman, Ryan $2,025,000
Craven, Ricky $1,390,000 Park, Steve $315,000
Earnhardt Jr., Dale $1,760,000 Petty, Kyle $695,000
Elliott, Bill $1,210,000 Pruett, Scott $750,000
Fellows, Ron $650,000 Raines, Tony $300,000
Fittipaldi, Christian $300,000 Rudd, Ricky $1,285,000
Foyt, Larry $300,000 Sadler, Elliott $730,000
Fukuyama, Hideo $300,000 Said, Boris $750,000
Gordon, Jeff $2,060,000 Schrader, Ken $300,000
Gordon, Robby $1,085,000 Shelmerdine, Kirk $300,000
Green, Jeff $1,005,000 Skinner, Mike $300,000
Hamilton, Bobby $575,000 Spencer, Jimmy $495,000
Harvick, Kevin $1,105,000 Sprague, Jack $300,000
Jarrett, Dale $1,620,000 Stewart, Tony $2,130,000
Johnson, Jimmie $1,940,000 Wallace, Kenny $300,000
Jones, PJ $650,000 Wallace, Rusty $1,635,000
Kenseth, Matt $2,060,000 Waltrip, Michael $1,500,000
Labonte, Bobby $1,175,000






Again if a driver qualifies that is not on the list, he can be bought for $300,000.
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Date Posted: 10:46:23 04/12/03 Sat
Could someone help out me and gravy by posting the cost sheet on the forum. We are in fayetteville without one

thanks
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Date Posted: 11:05:19 04/11/03 Fri
What's she looking for? Did she drop something?
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Date Posted: 10:11:00 04/11/03 Fri
We need as many tales like those below as we can get. It keeps my day runnin' along.
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Date Posted: 03:01:34 04/11/03 Fri
That was all the pimp's work there cat. He truly lived up to his name that day. For those who don't know, Brian was hit on by a woman that on a 1 to 10 scale scored roughly a 2. Her friend's pick up line: "OK, we can do this one of two ways, either I can give you my friend's phone # and you call her, or you can give me your phone # and she will call you." Pimp's response: "Uh,Uhh, I'm sorry but when you asked me if I was married, I failed to tell you I am engaged." Smoooooooooooth.
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Date Posted: 03:00:01 04/11/03 Fri
That was all the pimp's work there cat. He truly lived up to his name that day. For those who don't know, Brian was hit on by a woman that on a 1 to 10 scale scored roughly a 2. Her friend's pick up line: "OK, we can do this one of two ways, either I can give you my friend's phone # and you call her, or you can give me your phone # and she will call you." Pimp's response: "Uh,Uhh, I'm sorry but when you asked me if I was married, I failed to tell you I am engaged." Smoooooooooooth.
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Date Posted: 15:35:51 04/10/03 Thu
I think i know those guys....
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Date Posted: 13:58:38 04/10/03 Thu
Wow, that is rough, I bet you can't wait to get this day over with. but I thought of all people you would understand. Weren't you and your brother victims of a McD's molestation incident yourselves not too long ago? You've got to give me some understanding, having been there yourself.
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Date Posted: 13:49:50 04/10/03 Thu
Ally Cat I feel ya,
I was required to get up in time to make it to my 12:30 class (which is approx. 100 ft. from my room) in order to turn in my take last take home test in a class in which the final is an attendance test. Then, if that isn't bad enough, I have to drive thirty minutes to watch the FLW weigh-in where all my heroes will be. So quit thinking the world is only bad for you, whiner, I swear those church people, think the world revolves around them. Huh.
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Date Posted: 13:35:26 04/10/03 Thu
Did you ever have one of those days?

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch (I'm a sucker for those little tear away game pieces where you can win free food, pathetic I know). I ordered a Quarter-pounder with cheese, no onions, large-sized (so I could get the extra game piece), and a coke. I get back to work and find that the burger didn't have anything on it, the large coke was actually a Dr. Pepper, and I was shorted a game piece. Needless to say, I was hot about it. So I went back. A co-worker wanted to go with me and get a value meal as well. So we drove to his car to get his money. While I am parked behind him, the guy next to him backs out and hits me. Then he drives off pulling out in front of another person in the process. So there I am-wrecked, cokeless, mad, and I didn't even win anything. Back at McDonald's there was a table full of trashy guys winking at me, licking their lips, and blowing me kisses. Can't a girl go to McDonald's without feeling molested? Do I have a sign on my forehead that reads "blowing kisses with missing teeth turns me on" or "licking your lips with that rusted tongue piercing lights my fire". what has this world come too?
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Date Posted: 00:31:46 04/09/03 Wed
The Pimp's take on the YELLOW LINE.

Personally I think the rule is good. However, saying if you go under the line you're black flaged no matter what is ludicrous. Junior didn't cheat. Nascar did. They had no problem screwing Marlin to the wall when he got forced under the line a while back. Apparently in that that race the rule was you go under the yellow you're black flagged. Bad rule.

At Talledega the rule was enforced correctly becaus JR's front bumber was ahead of the 17's back bumper when he was pushed down. The problem is if it hadn't been JR (the most popular driver around) the black flag would have been flying. Just ask Mark Martin, he is treated like a black red headed step child by Nascar officials. He must have the best ass in Nascar because they sure love screwing him.
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Date Posted: 12:01:05 04/07/03 Mon
i need shonda's drivers. apparently gravy's answering machine crapped out when their message was left.
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Date Posted: 11:33:29 04/07/03 Mon
Is he looking at me?
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Date Posted: 13:05:11 04/05/03 Sat
O.K., here goes, maybe I'll have a week where 3 of my drivers finish! Mr. Martin, Dale Earnhardt, Jr, Kevin Harvick, and Jamie McMurray.
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Date Posted: 10:40:02 04/04/03 Fri
NBS Happy Hour Practice
SPEED Fri. 2 p.m.

NWCS Bud Pole Qualifying
FX Fri. 7 p.m. (taped)

NWCS Happy Hour Practice
FX Sat. 1 p.m. (taped)

Aaron's 312
FOX Sat. 1 p.m.

Aaron's 499
FOX Sun. 11:30 a.m.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 12:58:45 04/03/03 Thu
pimp, how was Texas?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:53:06 04/03/03 Thu
The Pimp picks K.Harvick, J.Green, B.Labonte, JR
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Rook
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Date Posted: 10:43:19 04/03/03 Thu
Without the UPS girl to brighten my every day I'm lost in a world of dark gloom. I don't know if life is worth livin'. What do I have to look forward to? Only memorys to look back on.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 10:14:58 04/03/03 Thu
Shut your hole 29!
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chubs
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Date Posted: 22:09:27 04/01/03 Tue
BOOOOOOO! i think we need a new administrator on this site.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 17:15:16 04/01/03 Tue
BOUT DAMN TIME
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Big D
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Date Posted: 16:36:25 03/28/03 Fri
Then you are one of the other ten people in the world tuned in.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 12:44:12 03/28/03 Fri
so what if I have?
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Big D
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Date Posted: 10:26:29 03/28/03 Fri
Ally, have you been watching Jay Leno's monologues again?
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allycat
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Date Posted: 08:45:15 03/28/03 Fri
oh yea? Well...Two fish were in a tank
One said "You drive, I'll man the guns"
haaaahahhahahhahaha!!
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Big D
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Date Posted: 20:32:38 03/27/03 Thu
Is that the church lady telling dirty jokes? That one made my side hurt back in fourth grade.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 20:27:23 03/27/03 Thu
The Pimp picks B.Labonte, M.Martin, D.Blaney, J.Nemechek
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 16:00:51 03/27/03 Thu
Two fish were swimming along one day
They ran into a concrete wall
One fish said to the other, "Dam"
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allycat
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Date Posted: 15:59:55 03/25/03 Tue
You don't know what its like working at a church...Yesterday I tried to send an email with the word "Pimp" in it and got a message that my email had been quarantined and sent to my administrator due to "unacceptable language". There is no telling what your little brown-clad box bearer has sent to my administrator everytime I open this website.

And I'm not bored, I'm just lazy
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:23:28 03/25/03 Tue
Slappy, don't cave man, she is way to addicted to the forum to be run off by a picture of an adequately clothed woman.

Besides she works at a church and is therefore bored to death and needs the forum.

And Ally as far as "we get it race the truck" goes. Apparently we don't all get it because I watched the entire race Sunday and never saw anybody race the truck. Some people obviously still need encouragement and I for one think it is the least our little forum can do.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 14:56:07 03/25/03 Tue
Amen!
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Big D
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Date Posted: 13:45:09 03/25/03 Tue
Cat, simma, we are simply admiring God's creation, gee, you church people.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:25:28 03/25/03 Tue
We get it...race the stupid truck
now can we put something else up there so I don't have to keep looking over my shoulder everytime I open this website while I am at work...at a CHURCH!!!
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gravallica
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Date Posted: 12:26:47 03/25/03 Tue
Pimp, $10 that shirt wouldn't cover my extra mid section.
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gravyneck
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Date Posted: 12:22:37 03/25/03 Tue
I'll see you there....I'll be the guy in the Megadeth shirt on the 30th row, If you can't find me there check the beer lines, odds are good that I'll be a repeat customer.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:19:32 03/25/03 Tue
I always knew deep down Gravy was an indian outlaw.

Gravy, ten bucks if you wear that Metallica shirt from my house.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 11:36:45 03/25/03 Tue
Gravy, maybe we'll see each other at Tim McGraw. Are you going to wear you cowboy hat?
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Rook
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Date Posted: 09:55:32 03/25/03 Tue
Yea, yea. Pimp I could read it that way, but I have my questions if thats how you wrote it.


Is Gravy going to Disney on Ice, Again.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 08:48:21 03/25/03 Tue
Tim McGraw
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:27:29 03/24/03 Mon
Pray tell Ms. Kitty.

Rook, whether by design or dumb luck, I will never tell, but if you read my response from a not so dirty minded perspective I could be complimenting some women by saying in fact they do have some worth and in fact do not suck. You should be ashamed.

By the way how funny was Steve Martin last night when he said, "who says there aren't any parts for women out there?"
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