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Dogtown NASCAR League
I foresee nothing but wedded bliss for these two, Mazel Tov!
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Author:
allycat
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Date Posted: 13:29:21 03/24/03 Mon
Pimp, if you were shocked to see Gravy at a production of Cats, then you will really be interested in the tickets he has now.

After he told me, I thought I had hallucinated.

Who is Gravy?
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Rook
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Date Posted: 12:46:43 03/24/03 Mon
Big P, does Street Walker know the secrects you tell?
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:51:24 03/24/03 Mon
Finally, The Pimp gets a taste of a 500 point week. Watch out boys if I keep this up I'll break the top 20 in a month or two.

I guarantee it concerns my pocketbook Big D.

And as for your assessment of women I have this to say, not all of them!
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Big D
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Date Posted: 09:50:29 03/24/03 Mon
Been away for awhile, few thoughts:
-Rook, don't mess with the Smith bros, you know you'll get your ass kicked every time, or do I have to remind you of the game of 21 on your home court.
-Ally, women suck.
-To whom it may concern, I lost the winning fish on Sat. so I may be a little testy for the next month until some revenge can be taken.
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:35:02 03/23/03 Sun
Derek K.Busch, JR, K.Schrader, D.Blaney
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:10:02 03/23/03 Sun
Ellie would like D.Jarrett, K. Busch, Harvick, Nadeau

Shonda J.Nemechek, E.Sadler, K.Busch, R.Wallace

Jeff R.Wallace, J.Gordon, J.Spencer, J.Nemechek

Steve JR, R.Wallace, Harvick, J.Spencer
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Author:
Big D
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Date Posted: 00:19:58 03/23/03 Sun
j. Gordon, Newman, Biffle, and J. Spencer
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:39:40 03/21/03 Fri
The Pimp picks T.Labonte, B.Labonte, R.Rudd, R.Wallace
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:39:13 03/21/03 Fri
The Pimp picks T.Labonte, B.Labonte, R.Rudd, R.Wallace
Subject: Nascar Weekend Schedule


Author:
Slurpy
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Date Posted: 09:27:06 03/21/03 Fri
NBS Bud Pole Qualifying
SPEED Fri. 12:30 p.m.

NWCS Bud Pole Qualifying
FSN Fri. 2 p.m.

NWCS Happy Hour Practice
FX Sat. 2 p.m. (taped)

Channellock 250
FX Sat. 12 p.m.

Food City 500
FOX Sun. 11:30 p.m.
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rook
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Date Posted: 14:55:43 03/20/03 Thu
Chubs, Derek has a new address. Try SMMartin@aristotle.net.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:42:32 03/20/03 Thu
Did Rook just say "my dad can beat up your dad?"
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Rook
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Date Posted: 11:51:58 03/20/03 Thu
Does Big P appear a little mad. Well the answer is yes. It seems the Rook was able to land the largest smallie of the day this past Sat. And also more fish. We all know that nothing could frustrate our boy more. Better luck next time Pimp.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 11:44:32 03/20/03 Thu
Who are you calling chicken shit?
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Rook
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Date Posted: 11:42:05 03/20/03 Thu
Who are you calling chicken shit?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:43:06 03/19/03 Wed
I agree chicken shit may have been a little harsh, however I think not being able to tell who I was calling chicken shit is border line retarded considering my dumbass accidentally posted it not once, but four times. I know you can't spell, but I was confident you could read.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 16:11:10 03/19/03 Wed
Who are you calling chicken shit?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:14:12 03/19/03 Wed
The only reason I was so quick on the draw on this one is because I was the one who added up his drivers for him and I was sure I hadn't gone over.

How chicken shit is the Rook? He calls to tell me about my cheating brother, we figure out that in fact he wasn't cheating and the Rook won't recant. WEAK!
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chubs
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Date Posted: 08:41:28 03/19/03 Wed
pimp...i made the change. i'm glad i have the pimp's auditing to make sure things are correct. really...you should give up the lawyer gig and think about something in the irs....
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:12:33 03/18/03 Tue
Hey Chubs,

You need to learn right now you can never trust the Rook. I think the reason you guys think Big D went over the limit is because you gave him Spencer instead of Nadeau. It is an honest mistake because Daniel's picks are right under Derek's and Derek did have Spencer. I realize there is a substantial point difference between Spencer and Nadeau but surely it is not as punitive as the loss of his best driver.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 11:43:41 03/18/03 Tue
Big D, you can cheat at "21". The track... the track is where it comes back to haunt you.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:25:38 03/18/03 Tue
rook...you are correct....went over by 285k. not even close. thanks for catching it. i check some costs i think are questionable, but i didn't catch this one.

i'll make the correction and apply the penalty and give out his new numbers when i send out the cost sheet.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 08:34:08 03/18/03 Tue
Chubs, I don't want to be the league taddle-tale. Oh, what the Hell. I owe Big D. It appears our boy to the north-west may have gone over the cost limit. Chancellor Vallorum calls for a vote of no confidence and for this matter to be looked into.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 08:17:25 03/18/03 Tue
i thought PHASE ONE: was collect underpants?
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Rook
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Date Posted: 08:16:35 03/18/03 Tue
I choose woman over wit any day.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 08:12:19 03/18/03 Tue
i thought PHASE ONE: was collect underpants?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:34:23 03/16/03 Sun
Derek wants J. Gordon, J. Johnson, J. Spencer, and G. Biffle

Daniel wants E. Sadler, R. Newman, J. Nadeau, and K. Busch
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 10:31:53 03/16/03 Sun
Great, I click on the "forum" to put in my weekly picks on an early Sunday morning, and what greets me? Pornography. Typical, you guys have done so well finding and admiring clever pictures and have now reverted to the timeless classic of scantilly clad women over wit and humor. Anyhoo, picks for 3-16-03: Rusty Wallace, Earhardt, JR., Bobby Labonte, and McMurray. Alleycat we should find pictures of men with huge......
muscles.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 00:35:57 03/15/03 Sat
As evidenced by these picks the Pimp has given up after week 4.

J. Gordon
J. Johnson
J. Spencer
K. Schrader
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:42:25 03/14/03 Fri
This is a textbook case:

PHASE ONE: anger...lashing out at me
PHASE TWO: mistrust...saying that every woman on this planet can't admit when she's made a mistake.
PHASE THREE: denial..."you couldn't be furthur from the truth"

It's ok to cry, its the next step.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 12:09:12 03/14/03 Fri
Allycat you couldn't be further from the truth. Don't you know: Spring is in the air. WooooooHooooooo.
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 08:40:18 03/14/03 Fri
I see, you're having woman problems. Are you and your girlfriend having a spat, and she thinks she's right? She won't apologize? It must be something serious. If it makes you feel better to lash out at me, then go ahead, I don't mind. Anything to make this tough time easier for you.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 01:20:07 03/14/03 Fri
Cat you are just mad that "The Allison Rose Smith" made a mistake and like every other woman on this planet can't admit it. An apology would rid me of this bigotry.
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slippy
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Date Posted: 17:48:39 03/13/03 Thu
Whoa there fella!
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Rook
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Date Posted: 15:38:25 03/13/03 Thu
Oh yeah. That UPS driver has a "Box of Creme", if you know what I'm saying.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:43:26 03/13/03 Thu
Before this weekend, the fastest track I had ever seen was Texas. That's all I was saying. I think the point I am making is, I've been to 4 different tracks now and you've been to none. And this will not be the last track I see, and somewhere down the line, they might build a faster one. Atlanta has only had the title for the last 6 years, leading me to believe that changes are possible.

But I forgive you, you were just saying that because you're jealous.
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BIg D
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Date Posted: 13:27:12 03/13/03 Thu
Hey cat, you think maybe the reason it's the fastest track you have been to so far is because it's the fastest track in Nascar.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:54:45 03/13/03 Thu
Oh My!

I make a motion that "Race the Truck Dumbass!" become the eternal forum caption. I can't imagine thinking I would rather hear something funny over seeing that. Slappy you have officially reached retirement age.
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 11:24:15 03/13/03 Thu
Hey everyone! I'm Back! The race was great! The weather was beautiful. And I highly recommend Atlanta Motor Speedway if you are wanting to see a race. (Except the traffic sucks). It's the fastest track I've seen so far. With the nicest crowd. It's a lot like Texas. But the crowd is a bit more tame. (not that Texas is really all that rowdy). Anyway, I give Atlanta a 9. If they could get you out of there quicker, it would have been a 10. If you ask the Lawnranger you won't get a fair answer, he's a big Rousch fan.
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Slapper
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Date Posted: 11:09:44 03/13/03 Thu
Hey! I'm not 30
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Big D
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Date Posted: 16:42:30 03/12/03 Wed
got ya, I am ashamed, you kiss your mother with the mouth that tells those kind of jokes?
I wasn't thinking on a level of a 30 yr old with a 10 yr olds sense of humor
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gravypunch
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Date Posted: 13:20:55 03/12/03 Wed
Donkey + Punch = Donkeypunch
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Date Posted: 12:10:30 03/12/03 Wed
I have no response to "Donkey".
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Big D
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Date Posted: 13:37:16 03/11/03 Tue
Rook, will you explain the picture titled "Donkey" to my youthful ignorance?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:21:58 03/09/03 Sun
Daniel and I preliminarily discussed drivers earlier this week. I can't see where he posted them. If he called them in then what ever he said is obviously what he wanted. Otherwise, here is his lineup. T. Stewart, M. Martin, G. Biffle, J. McMurray.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:17:00 03/09/03 Sun
T. Stewart, B. Labonte, J. Nemechek, W. Burton for Derek
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 09:40:37 03/09/03 Sun
3-9-03 Bobby Labonte, Rusty Wallace, Bill Elliott, and Joe Nemechek.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 16:23:50 03/07/03 Fri
Been away from the ol' computer lately but back in action.
First of all, bravo to the graytugger post.
Second, an update on our buddy #33- NFL scouts came yesterday for testing, and you won't believe it, the steroids caused our man to tear a hammi, not enough water in the body, but he did wear a 4.3/40. Man alive.
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Author:
slappy
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Date Posted: 11:09:28 03/07/03 Fri
NWCS Bud Pole Qualifying
FX Fri. 7 p.m. (taped)
PRN Fri. 1:45 p.m.

NWCS Happy Hour Practice
FX Sat. 10 a.m.

Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500
FOX Sun. 11:30 a.m.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:19:40 03/07/03 Fri
The Pimp's picks: J.Gordon, D.Jarrett, W.Burton, J.McMurray

Read em' and weep.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 10:16:56 03/07/03 Fri
I'm shocked, He did that the first 3 times I saw it, but the last two, it was taken out. So its back again. That's interesting. Maybe I should go again.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:49:31 03/07/03 Fri
Oh contrar[sic] Ally Cat! The rum tum tugger is still finding himself a lady in the crowd. As a matter of fact he danced with the lady on end of the third row and my mother was on the end of the 7th row. You could cut the tension with a knife.

As an aside I think our Tugger was more attractive than slappy's version and considerably better endowed.

Yes Gravy as a matter of fact in the last scene when they were all in a big semi circle, she was aimed right at me and I had to really practice self-control not to growl right back at her. She was growling at me my friend! It was me I tell you.
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garvygus
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Date Posted: 09:43:25 03/07/03 Fri
Ally I'm afraid that he did do that, the legend is true.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 09:07:38 03/07/03 Fri
I've seen that show five times, from many different angles, once on Broadway, and have never noticed the things you guys have. I noticed that the Siamese Cat was there, but I don't guess I was as into her as you were. But consider yourselves lucky. Used to, Rum Tum Tugger would dance out into the audience, find a woman, pull her out of her seat, dance around with her, then kiss her. Could you imagine? That guy-with that thing-with one of YOUR girls? It's too much to even think about. It's a good thing they put an end to that.
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gravygus
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Date Posted: 14:54:25 03/06/03 Thu
That is the one, amazing that we were both watching the same version of that performance. She was quite a specimen, she would growl at me every now and then, you get that feeling too?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:50:40 03/06/03 Thu
Are you talking about the kitty who was in just about every scene but never had a solo role with white all down the middle of her front and back and the dark colors on the outside? Didn't really have any hair on her anywhere? If not I have no idea what you're talking about because other than the Tugger's unit she was the only thing I saw all night.

By far and away the best ass I have seen in 2003. Man do I love plays. Do you think she gets help suiting up each night or was that body paint?
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gravytugger
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Date Posted: 14:08:19 03/06/03 Thu
Pimp, there was gord tree missing a gord last night, and it was in tugger's pants. Smoke and mirrors............how about that siamese cat chick with the tight body suit, thats all I watched after I rubbed the image of the monster unit out of my eyes.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:54:10 03/06/03 Thu
You have the right address for the Grappe's, their computer just happens to be down right now because they are moving. I don't really know when they will be up and running again, but until then I will supply them with their NFL needs.

Just for fun I would like to point out the ability for a man to do a 360. I know you guys aren't going to believe me but I saw Gravy at Robinson Auditorium watching "Cats" last night. To say the least I was floored.

Hey Gravy, is it just me or did the Rum Tum Tugger have a huge package?
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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:36:57 03/06/03 Thu
please be sure to pass along the cost sheet to the grappe's and derek if you can...their email crapped out on me again when i sent it.
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Slap
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Date Posted: 15:34:29 03/05/03 Wed
I love the Mark Pierce (#33) stories! Keep 'em coming. Stalk him if you have to, by god. He said wanksta?!?!
classic
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:43:46 03/05/03 Wed
Nelly (Yes your rapper of choice) has bought a Craftman Truck team. And I will not be the one to crack the "Its gettin hot in here" joke when the truck hit the wall and burst into flames.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 12:18:33 03/05/03 Wed
Ron Brewer didn't make the McDonald's All American team but the point guard for Fayetteville High did, and he's also coming to ol' Stan Heath next year.

On a side note, last night at a local bar I witnessed Mark Pierce #33 break a man's nose in one punch, the punch was followed by the man falling directly to the pavement and lying motionless for what seemed to be an eternity, in reality probably a minute. When asked about the crunching noise made by the breaking nose, many replied "DAMN". Talked to Pierce afterward and he said little of the whole incident, acted like that happens regularly, and his cocky ass went on to say "I didn't even hit that wanksta as hard as I could." Enough said.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 09:47:01 03/05/03 Wed
Hey Lil' minna, you still going to the gateway city? Just thought you would want to know, I had some mexi-corn last night.

Any and ALL, camping trip weekend of the 15-16. Let my know.

Report from "Small-tell": "Ron Brewer appears to be a very good passer, but man he has got a WACK shot."
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:41:36 03/04/03 Tue
You should definitely be penalized. For one thing I dare say the race wasn't official when you checked. Everytime I look at points after a race it says unofficial. Besides that I clearly remember getting the 25 point deduction Ward received long after the race was official so take your three points like a man a quit crying.

As for Tbone what a post! I hope Diane Lane wins an Oscar. What a career, the big sister from Six Pack and Laurie Darlin from Lonesome Dove.

My favorite Swifty quote "Damn mister you look like shit" first words he ever spoke to the legendary Kenny Rogers.

Anybody want to cut cards for a poke? I'll make a deal with you, you win I give you fifty dollars, I win you still get the 50 and I get a poke.

Augustus McCray is the greatest character to ever step foot in a movie. Made for tv or not.
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gravysixpack
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Date Posted: 14:03:41 03/04/03 Tue
Need a vote: Nascar had Ricky Rudd scored as finishing 18th after the Vegas race and Andretti finishing 19th and it was official, today however they have the finishing order flip flopped. Rudd 19th Andretti 18th a loss of 3 points. Should I be penalized for Nascars fumble? After a race is official at Oaklawn all results stand. Need Opinions
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tbone/swifty
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Date Posted: 13:24:37 03/04/03 Tue
Stopping briefly in a small Texas town, an itinerant race car driver finds that his stock car, on a trailer behind his motor home, has just been quickly and expertly stripped. He chases down the miscreants, who turn out to be six orphan children. He has no recourse to the law, for the corrupt local sheriff takes most of the proceeds of their thievery in exchange for not putting them in an orphanage. They are charming rogues who are in turn charmed by him. Disliking their arrangement with the sheriff, they stow away with him, and he finds himself becoming a reluctant stepfather. Thanks to their enthusiasm and incredible mechanical know-how, he begins to make a name for himself on the racing circuit. But the sheriff doesn't take kindly to losing his extra income...
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chubs
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Date Posted: 09:31:26 03/04/03 Tue
Pimp, your a stand up guy...no matter what gravy says about you. thanks for the catch.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 19:50:21 03/03/03 Mon
This kinda breaks my heart to report, but I think Chubs made a miscalculation on Bryan's score. That will knock me out of the top 20.
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tbone
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Date Posted: 13:24:30 03/03/03 Mon
Not that I would've done any better, but I really wish I had footage of that missed layup. Sounds hilarious...
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Slapalua
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Date Posted: 12:25:27 03/03/03 Mon
Aloha from the top ten!
It's Beautiful over here

Hugs n Kisses,

Slappy
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Big D
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Date Posted: 12:22:50 03/03/03 Mon
Rook- I was randomly selected to play musical chairs at halftime of the Hogs game. You start with six people at center court and five chairs, you have to go make a layup and then get back to a chair, each time a chair and person are removed. In front of 18,000 it's not as easy to make a layup as it is on you on your home court.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 11:56:09 03/03/03 Mon
What is Big D talking about? Did he pull a "Gomez"?
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chubs
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Date Posted: 11:49:42 03/03/03 Mon
be sure to pass along the numbers to derek and grappe. i received email errors from their addresses....
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:45:31 03/03/03 Mon
I'd like to personally give Steve Park a Pete Rose for helping my score out this weekend. Thanks Jackass!

He's got brain damage, I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. It's a crying shame Dale Earnhardt died because he would have fired his ass a long time ago.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:50:49 03/02/03 Sun
Jeff Grappe--McMurray, Marlin, Newman, Jimmie Spencer
Shonda-- McMurray, Mears, Johnson, and Busch
Steve Grappe-- Nadeau, Gordon, Earnhardt,Harvick
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 12:44:14 03/02/03 Sun
for Sunday 3-2-03 J. Gordon, Earnhardt Jr, Mayfield, and McMurray.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 01:24:44 03/02/03 Sun
Here's a little tip: Say you get the chance to shoot layups in front of 18,000 people - take a little off your shot.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 01:22:10 03/02/03 Sun
Jeff Gordon, Sterling Marlin, Jimmy Spencer, Jamie McMurray = my picks.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 00:42:39 03/02/03 Sun
my picks are:
Jeff Gordon
Jeff Burton
Jamie McMrray
Ward Burton
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:16:23 03/01/03 Sat
That's what I call stepping up. Way to go Slap. Where's the funny caption?

Chubs Steve G.'s email address is a_harrison7@yahoo.com.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:22:54 03/01/03 Sat
My picks for the week are J.Burton, B.Labonte, D.Jarrett, and J.Nadeau

I have also collected Mike Knapp and Donnie's money for this season and Steve Grappe's for both this season and next season bringing my grand total to $180.
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Carolina Cock
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Date Posted: 20:08:07 02/28/03 Fri
Rain in Vegas? What's next..... 7 inches of snow in Sherwood? 8 inches of snow on the coast of Carolina? Biffle in contention? Hogs win on the road? ETC? ETC?
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:36:23 02/28/03 Fri
I appreciate you putting your name on your posts Rook because if you didn't I'd have trouble figuring out which one you two "pals" wore the pants.
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Carolina 'dropping like a rock' Cock
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Date Posted: 15:57:00 02/28/03 Fri
Apparently we were still boozing from a stunning Week 1 performance when we selected here in our home state. While still celebrating with a case of beer and some Yeigermeister to chase it with, Bobo the monkey was throwing darts for our selections. Hence, Week 2 featured some pure GRADE A duds. Similar to LY's feat of Pimpy's 'Baffling Biffle' selection(s) and Rook's death march pick of Harvick while in the lead.

Some great quotes from the NASCAR website include:

"Robbie Gordon's car was able to turn, just not very well"
(personal favorite of mine of course)

"Kenseth ran strong after being sent to the back of the pack not once, but twice. He set a track record of 293 passes. Of course 112 were of Larry Foyt"

"I looked up and there was Earnhardt spinning & wrecking... again"

Glad to be back after an extended absence & we're fightin' for the top 10 this week.
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rook
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Date Posted: 15:16:30 02/28/03 Fri
Pimp, keep your nose out of mine and Ally's banter(sp?). No sarcastic tone was intended. I think the "cat" and myself have turned the corner and it is only sunny days ahead for our relationship.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 14:08:08 02/28/03 Fri
wow, pimp takes a few days off and insists on writing a novel when he gets back. Hope you didn't leave anyone out.
(yeah, that's sarcasm too)
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:02:01 02/28/03 Fri
Is that a retort of a surrender? Good comeback Gravy I'll never recover from that one.

Is it just me or does a midweek binge really throw you off. My body is confused, my brain tells it it's friday but my body keeps telling me it feels like Tuesday. "I was drunk three days ago, hungover two days ago yep definitely Tuesday"

I would appreciate you boys bringing extra dough to the game tonight because I am really feeling lucky. That is why I have been sucking so bad in the league, saving up my luck for tonight.

I am seriously considering picking Todd Bodine. Can I get some help I feel like I'm spiraling out of control.

Ally I think Rook's acknowledgment was a little sarcastic.

You sit on it Slap. I usually defer to your comic genius but after reading Simmon's Grammy article I feel there was clearly enough material out there for you to come up with something better than Happy Days. Get your head in the game.

Did the lil minnow get fired? I expected considerably more chatter from a guy working in the Public sector.

Thanks for the answer about Matt M. and Mike K. you jackasses.

Did Chubs quit? Or is he still boiling from that whole Chico thing. (By the way great job on the numbers but you really don't have to do that poorly in the points just to prove to me you don't cheat)
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:37:40 02/28/03 Fri
I will, I'll try to find a hat with an "A" on it (for Ally). So I can join your club.
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Big D
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Date Posted: 13:27:56 02/28/03 Fri
"Atlanta is beautiful city, you know, Norm it's in Georgia." Harry Carey.

Atlanta huh, look for Braves memorabilia.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:18:17 02/28/03 Fri
Finally!!!!!! An acknowledgement!! Thank you Rook!
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:05:02 02/28/03 Fri
I'm happy for you Ally, have a good time.
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Allygloat
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Date Posted: 11:09:27 02/28/03 Fri
Who's jealous? Come on...someone's got to be jealous. What fun is it to boast to an empty forum? I can't brag about my point standings (just yet), so I have to have something!
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boogitycat
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Date Posted: 10:57:52 02/28/03 Fri
when the green flag waves, look up about 52 rows (about halfway). I'll be there holding a huge poster with my picks for the week written in giant purple letters.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 10:48:22 02/28/03 Fri
I've got start/finish line seats. You might even see me on TV!
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allycat
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Date Posted: 10:45:55 02/28/03 Fri
did I mention that I was going to be watching the Nascar race in Atlanta next weekend?

Did I mention that?

Does everyone know now?
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gravyedition
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Date Posted: 10:39:19 02/28/03 Fri
I too was playing paperboy, and I think the old lady is wielding a rolling pin, and the grim reaper, at that time was the most feared video game villian, next to the alien in Contra. Jeapordy on nintendo on the other hand was harder now than it was 12 years ago, I still smoked steph. Viva la NES
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 10:16:21 02/28/03 Fri
while Gravy was eating mushrooms, jumping on turtles, and spitting fireballs; I was steadily losing subscriptions by breaking windows, missing the mailbox, and hitting the dog. Afterwards I would run a course and throw all the papers in my bag at targets. Yes my friends, I was playing Paperboy. Can anyone explain to me why the Reaper shows up on the street corner? Or what in the world that woman with the rollers in her hair is holding in her hand? These things have always been mysteries to me.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 08:59:28 02/28/03 Fri
Busch Bud Pole Qualifying
SPEED Fri. 3:30 p.m.

Cup Bud Pole Qualifying
FSN Fri. 5 p.m.

Sam's Town 300
FX Sat. 2:30 p.m.

Happy Hour Practice
FX Sat. 5:30 p.m.

UAW-DaimlerChrysler 400
FOX Sun. 1:30 p.m.
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gravyluigi
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Date Posted: 07:44:34 02/28/03 Fri
Pimp, I have not been near a computer in several days due to the blizzard, so let me retort. I hooked the nintendo up Tuesday and had a Mario Brothers tournament with my bride, and realized that I am in fact a simple, old, decrepid version of a man. I am sore from throwing snowballs if that tells you anything. As far as the league goes, it's time for Marching Sharks so watch your back and tell the lawn ranger to stop pushing your bass club on me, he's turning into a telemarketer. No Beer.............crushing
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Arthur Slapareli
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Date Posted: 17:37:05 02/27/03 Thu
Hogwash! Next thing you're gonna say is that Happy Days references are old and tired....hey wait a minute.

Sit On It Pimp!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:22:13 02/27/03 Thu
Look at how weak one of the veterans has already become, nice come back on the "jump" comment Gravy.

Gravy's retorts, or lack there of, are old and tired.
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big guns
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Date Posted: 09:11:50 02/26/03 Wed
"A severe late-winter ice and snowstorm throughout the central United States has all but paralyzed some transportation hubs -- and has delayed several NASCAR Winston Cup transporters trying to make it across country from the Carolinas to Las Vegas Motor Speedway."

Drivers are there--no cars. Looks like qualifying could be on foot this week. My moneys on McMurray for a foot race.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 16:17:26 02/25/03 Tue
A treat for you real world fans

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/altonreal1.html

You'd think he was posing for spring pictures in that mugshot
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:17:35 02/24/03 Mon
What place were you in after the first week? Even if you were in dead last I think calling a move to 26th place a "jump" is quite a stretch!

Besides I was making fun of myself as well don't be so sensitive Matty.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 12:58:57 02/24/03 Mon
Sounds like the "Stooges" are on their way.
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gravyearp
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Date Posted: 11:24:32 02/24/03 Mon
I'm disappointed by pimps comments about us veterans, I thought you would have more faith in the abilities of crafty specimens such as myself, chubs and sir slap. The season is barely 2 races in and all 3 of these "veterans" have made jumps in the rankings from last week. So beware Pimp and the rest of the hacks, " Gravy's coming, and slaps and chubs are coming with him"
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:35:22 02/24/03 Mon
The potential for talking smack is endless when you put yourself in position to make a charge from 22nd place. What is even more impressive is there is about the same amount of difference from 22nd to first as there is from Grappe to me. I wish he read the forum. How about the Cock? Apparently living close to the action is not so beneficial. Are Mike K. and Matt M. Knapp and Martin? Is it just me or are the league veterans getting their doors blown off? Good Job Gravy, Chubs, and Slappy. Way to show the new people how to pickem.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 01:39:37 02/23/03 Sun
Pardon the blank post. If you'll notice the post time The Pimp was rumored to be drinking.

Daniel's picks are J.Benson, D. Blaney, R. Craven, R. Rudd.

StreetWalker's picks are J. Gordon, M. Martin, K. Wallace, J. McMurray.
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Big Pimpin
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Date Posted: 01:35:00 02/23/03 Sun
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Sir Slap
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Date Posted: 17:23:11 02/21/03 Fri
747 takes are always welcome. Bravo!
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Fratboy D
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Date Posted: 16:42:50 02/21/03 Fri
Not much to talk here unless you want to hear exactly how stupid frats can be, thank goodness for intramurals. Anyway, not much to say here, just wanted to throw the pimp a "freakin bone".
Y'all have fun watching the race on Sun., I'll be running around in my boxers or something. Good times.
Oh yea, if I get told to call someone "sir" who is a mere one year older and twice as stupind as I am, I just might have to put in a request to borrow the 747 club and Rodney King someone's a$$. They're on the ground, I'm in the car, they are left trying to figure out what the @$^% just happened.
OUT
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:58:40 02/21/03 Fri
My God, is it Presidents week? I know we have a bunch of government slackers on this forum, but that should work both ways. I realize they don't work very often but you would think on the days they do work they'd have plenty of time to post. Apparently on people slacking at church jobs goof off.

I picked Biffle again. It's not like there is no material out there.

How about the Carolina Cock. He had a pretty good first week and still nothing on the forum this week. I don't get it. I know the lil minnow is surfing the net on a friday afternoon.

Anybody see Kimmel interview the bachelorette and her new beau last night? Pretty funny. Rook told me he would pay for it if I would wear the suit Feldman wore in my wedding.

How about Oh Stella by Cheswick wednesday night? Hilarious.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 10:43:05 02/20/03 Thu
where can I get one of those leopard print velour couches?
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big guns
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Date Posted: 18:56:23 02/19/03 Wed
nice "safe" picks Pimp. is biffle bangin heroin or something? he looks like shit these days.
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ROOK
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Date Posted: 14:21:26 02/19/03 Wed
Chubs, that e-mail for Crooks is what he gave me. Good luck.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:46:02 02/19/03 Wed
The Pimp has decided to make his picks early while reserving the right to change at the last minute if one doesn't qualify, I change my mind etc.

B. Labonte
J. Burton
S. Marlin
G. Biffle
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:53:18 02/18/03 Tue
Is Big Guns male or female, because I can conjure up two totally different images. If Big Guns is in fact female (which I doubt) please don't tell me who she is. Nothing ruins a book like seeing the movie. With the book you can let your imagination run wild.
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Rook-Lee
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Date Posted: 16:37:43 02/18/03 Tue
I'm back at work today if that tells you anything.
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big guns
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Date Posted: 16:12:35 02/18/03 Tue
god that hair is sexy
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slap
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Date Posted: 13:58:46 02/18/03 Tue
rook, how'd you do betting on the ponies??
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chub
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Date Posted: 13:03:34 02/18/03 Tue
that's right...neither one of those addresses work.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 13:01:30 02/18/03 Tue
I will have to get Crooks' email.

T-Bone, that 10th race didn't turn out the way I had planned.
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chubs
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Date Posted: 12:59:15 02/18/03 Tue
what's derek's email address...i get an error sending to DJCrooks14@hotmail.com
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chubs
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Date Posted: 12:57:01 02/18/03 Tue
what's derek's email address...i get an error sending to DJCrooks14@hotmail.com
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slappytutu
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Date Posted: 12:13:38 02/18/03 Tue
Where do i sign up??
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gravybezelment
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Date Posted: 11:20:12 02/18/03 Tue
I paid..................or did I?
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allycat
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Date Posted: 10:37:28 02/18/03 Tue
I'll pay as soon as I see one of you guys. I don't really see Tim or Casey ever, and I may see Brian or my brother sometime. I've got the money, I'm good for it, I just don't see you guys. I'm always working. So unless any of you start taking ballet or attending IBC, I'll probably have to wait until next Wednesday when I see my brother. I'm sorry. That's the best I can do. Is that acceptable, or am I subjecting myself to abuse by the tax collectors on this forum? (and I'm not being testy, I just don't want to look like I'm skipping out on paying just because I did awful on the first race.)
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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:26:25 02/18/03 Tue
i still have 4 people to collect from...mark and shanna are covered. i'm shooting for sometime this week for the other 4.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 08:35:11 02/18/03 Tue
Hence the reason I thought posting who had paid would be good for heckling purposes.
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slappy
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Date Posted: 16:29:59 02/17/03 Mon
i think most have paid, but not all
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:45:54 02/17/03 Mon
The Pimp goes for the three peat.

Speaking of collections how are things going. I have only seen forum postings for money collected by me. I recall someone thinking this was a good idea so you other three start posting.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:43:28 02/17/03 Mon
I would also like to point out to the poor sap who picked Bobby Hamilton that last place only received 34 points so BH not being in the race wasn't catastrophic. His chances of pushing Newman up to the 37 point mark would have been pretty good so don't lose heart.

On the other hand, I would also like to say that whoever is responsible for collecting this poor sap's money needs to get on the hump. If he or she (I can't remember) keeps this pace up they are liable to have 6 or 7 hundred points by the 4th race and consequently have an urge to flee the jurisdiction!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:54:02 02/17/03 Mon
I have two comments. First, things don't pass the smell test when the winner of week 1's lineup included Todd Bodine, and Robby Gordon.

TODD FREAKIN' BODINE He cried after the Busch race for crying out loud.

Second, I actually feel bad for talking Big D out of picking the aforementioned Todd Bodine and Robby Gordon. Sorry dude really.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:16:44 02/17/03 Mon
I liked it better last year when we skipped Daytona.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 08:42:12 02/17/03 Mon
Nice Race
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:12:44 02/16/03 Sun
The Carolina Crook wants Dale Jr., J. Burton, Joe Nemecheck, Mikey Waltrip
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Street Walker
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Date Posted: 00:08:05 02/16/03 Sun
Earnhardt, Marlin, McMurray, and Sadler for Sunday 2-16-03
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Big D
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Date Posted: 18:19:54 02/15/03 Sat
Jeff Green, Sterling Marlin, Ricky Rudd, Greg Biffle
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:07:43 02/15/03 Sat
I am intentionally not commenting on that whole Chubs Chico incident because I'm scared.

I have collected the money for Myself, obviously, Big D, StreetWalker, and the Grappes. By my math I currently owe the league $100.
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Slappy
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Date Posted: 10:41:19 02/15/03 Sat
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - NASCAR officials announced today that Rusty Wallace's finish in Thursday's 125-mile qualifying race for the Daytona 500 has been disqualified, after his No. 2 Dodge was found to have a carburetor that did not meet specifications. Plus Miller announced the six-pack promotion is still on.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 20:08:31 02/14/03 Fri
Is that Bozo or Krusty? Under the influence I can't tell.

Here are the rooks picks: jr., m waltrip, w burton, and the always dangerous e sadler.
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Carolina Corkin' Cocks
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Date Posted: 16:11:28 02/14/03 Fri
Notably absent from Pimpy's list is the ever dangerous "At least I sometimes qualify high" Biffle. Our favorite black bird, the Rook, may soon join the 2002 Pimpy 'Biffle bandwagon'. Late word out of Sherwood says the Rook has Biffle finishing this season in the Top 10. Will these guys mentioned ever learn? We're waiting on word 'out East' whether someone will call us out 'for consistently using' these '' stupid things. Don't be shy, we have broad shoulders.
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D-O Double Carolina
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Date Posted: 15:41:19 02/14/03 Fri
Next thing you know Dick Trickle will complain about his jumpsuit being too tight & it hampering him changing gears. So that's why he's had so much trouble.... but he sure is STRONG back in his home state of Wisconsin on their 1/32 mile tracks.
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Carolina short trackin'
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Date Posted: 15:30:29 02/14/03 Fri
Pimpy, I'll stay with relative news today instead of the schiznit. Someone please get Rick Mast a gas mask or at least a CO2 meter for his freakin' 39th place car. Before long these drivers will look like F-16 pilots in their cockpits. P.S.-- If you want less CO2, pls move to the front of the pack, it helps.
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Date Posted: 15:11:46 02/14/03 Fri
ok..let's start at the beginning. first of there, blackwell, you in no way enlightened me to the fact that your not in this season because of family reasons...if that's the case, i'm truely sorry you have your family problems and hope they work themselves out.

but let me just post what i received in an email....from you.

"I'm out, at least for the first half of the season. Sounds like ya'll are going to have way too many people for this whole thing to be kept track of properly. So, I've decided to wait and watch and see what happens with this many people playing. "

first..that sounds like a shot at me and the way this league is handled. i don't recall having any problems keeping track of the numbers last year. adding a few folks isn't going to complicate anything.

and this on top of your previous nascar league antics have really turned me off to the fact of you being in the league...honestly blackwell, i had no intensions of pissing you off...and if i did, i apologize.
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Chico
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Date Posted: 14:48:14 02/14/03 Fri
Wow! You mean my name is now used as a term? Thanks to da Pimps heads up last night. I thought I should come on here a defend myself, but after thinking about it I probably shouldn't. Chubs, your nasty comment about me kinda hurts there big fella. If you think I'm whining, then you haven't been paying attention. I'm not in this first half because of other things going on, mostly in my family. So to say that I'm a pu$$y and whining among other things is the biggest load of sh*t I've ever heard. I was planning on getting in on the second half of the season again granted that everything gets straightened out. But since I've now been "Blackwelled" I guess I won't participate. I'm a little pissed, if you can't tell. Chubs, I don't appreciate having my toes stepped on when you or anybody else for that matter has no idea why I'm not playing. If you guys don't want me to play in the second half then by all means let me know. But I don't want to hear any of you bad mouthing me. Sorry to everybody else that had to read this article.
Chico.............out!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:05:10 02/14/03 Fri
Jarrett, B. Labonte, McMurray, Mikey Waltrip
Man, I just about put Mikey Wallace instead of Waltrip on accident. That could have been traumatic.
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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:46:55 02/14/03 Fri
Are we having any side wagering games going on? Super Speedway? Short Track? How long it takes Rook to "Blackwell" himself after the numerous Aunt Flow references on the forum?
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chub
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Date Posted: 13:30:30 02/14/03 Fri
pimp.....and i guess for everyone else too, chico has been officially banned from the nascar league, never to be allowed to return again. he's whinned about shit one too many times, so he's out. from this point forward...anyone who is banned from the league will be 'blackwelled'.

i know it was an easy $20 to get from him, but i'd rather not have his money than to to have to deal with a pu$$y.
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Slapon
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Date Posted: 11:34:44 02/14/03 Fri
Chico took his ball and went home. Who is Aunt Flo running this weekend?? Hopefully the Tide Ride.
Fo shizzel!
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:32:18 02/13/03 Thu
The Pimp will once again post early for you patsys. I'll try to have them up before the bell rings tomorrow.

All this banter and yet Chubs and Slap choose to lurk. Did anyone call Chico and tell him racing season has started again? or does he think it starts in June again like last year?

So many questions and on top of all that I have to live with the fact that had to read D O Double G instead of write it. DAMN! Oh how I long for an timely Snoop quote.
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Carolina Cock
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Date Posted: 15:57:14 02/13/03 Thu

"Drove a plexis Lexus from Long Beach to Texas"
"The D-O double G in the muthaf*ckin hiz ouse"

Soon a shanty lineup of drivers will be unveiled from due East. With rumors flying that he has inside tips and knows several left tire changers, the pressure begins to mount. Tonight shall be a restless night of strategizing.
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gravydogg
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Date Posted: 15:44:07 02/13/03 Thu
Rook must be refering to the Reptile Exhibit, Snoop would cap your ass for that shizznit, fizzel my nizzel
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Rook
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Date Posted: 15:27:29 02/13/03 Thu
There is a cock in the hiss-HOUSE!
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Carolina Cock
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Date Posted: 15:22:34 02/13/03 Thu
Still on the Harvick bandwagon RJ? I'd take the Italian stallion over him right now. Smitty is a lock to take Biffle..... even against all my warnings he did it twice last yr. Kastanza is going to be pissed someone else nabbed "T-Bone" away from him. In future notes I'll attempt to address via nickname. Remember "NO BASHING" me or I'm telling.
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Carolina Cock
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Date Posted: 15:15:40 02/13/03 Thu
Is this site legal? I just read that it is against 'forum rules' to utilize this site for the purpose of bashing. Glad to be aboard & I'll soon be receiving the Rosetta stone to decipher who is who.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 14:55:21 02/13/03 Thu
Sounds like "aunt flow" is about to visit Ally any day now.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:37:29 02/13/03 Thu
Is it just me or is the Ally Cat a little testy to start the year off? rrer

Any guess on how many of you suckers pick Jeff Green?
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 13:12:59 02/13/03 Thu
What? Is that what you think girls talk about? You don't get many women do you? This must explain your lack of knowledge on the subject. I guess I should pity you rather than fault you.
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Rook
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Date Posted: 12:23:14 02/13/03 Thu
If Ally and StreetWalker get on the forum and start writing to each other about their "cycles" and sh*t, I'm out of here. I swear to it!
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Allycat
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Date Posted: 10:52:31 02/13/03 Thu
That's sweet.

Really.
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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 17:00:22 02/12/03 Wed
The stupid Rook scared the crap out of me. I glanced at PAIN and thought it said RAIN which is a much more believable prediction from the Rook.

It would totally suck for the Daytona 500 to be rained out!

As for predictions I am not totally ready yet because I don't really know who all is playing. And besides, all the people it is really fun to make predictions about have understandably quit. (Blake and Moseley) As an aside, am I the only one who can never decide whether Moseley has one or two e's?

But Ms. Kitty I will throw you a bone. The Pimp has designs of having an alter ego named Ellie (for forum purposes StreetWalker) participate this year. Invariably she will not listen to what I tell her and go off picking races willy nilly and either win the season going away and never let me pick or screw it up so bad that after three weeks she feigns bordem and turns the ruined team over to The Pimp so he can take the blame for coming in last. Once again a no win situation for The Pimp.

For the record I would rather her ruin it and turn it over to me and let me suffer my fate at the hands of the forum wolves than win the season and have to listen to her mouth every Sunday.
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Date Posted: 16:19:48 02/12/03 Wed
"I've got a prediction: PAIN."
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Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:49:04 07/24/02 Wed
Good effort Chico, I commend you on your first day. I hope like other rookies you won't let the first day ass kickings scare you away. Come back and play tomorrow. The Pimp will probably have more time.

You should get better with practice and instead of just using bad words you will find yourself coming up with responses and statements that contain true wit. But for now stick to the tough talk as long as it keeps you talking. Practice and taking your lumps is the only way to improve. Look at the Lawnranger, he had one bad day and never came back. Now do you think he is any better at talking shit than when he started? Whereas Ally Cat, although she showed more talent off the bat, has shown marked improvement in her skills because she practices.

Anyhow glad to see you're trying. If you get discouraged you can email me at bsmith1991@hotmail.com and maybe I'll give you a clever response to fire back at the boys to help your self esteem.

Always there to help a friend,
Pimp
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Chico
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Date Posted: 08:32:12 07/25/02 Thu
Gee, thanks Pimpin, you're my hero.
[> Subject: Re: Good Job Chico


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Ally Cat
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Date Posted: 08:45:49 07/25/02 Thu
Ahhh, that's sweet Pimp. Thanks. Spoken like a true girl. But if you think that acting like a girl is gonna make you better at this game, well, it's an interesting approach and anything is better than what you're doing now, I guess. Good luck with that stategy, its worked so far for me.
Subject: Looks like Chico may work for BigPimpin


Author:
gravycakes
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Date Posted: 14:54:29 07/24/02 Wed
[> Subject: Re: Looks like Chico may work for BigPimpin


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Chico
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Date Posted: 15:59:27 07/24/02 Wed
Hell, BigPimpin couldn't pull the likes of my talent, hell look at that picture. That's a picture that says $5,000-$10,000 a night. His rep isn't that good, he's more on the level of say Moseley, or Gravy. You know couple of freebee's to get the client hooked and then the charge could only possibly be a couple of hundred, maybe. I don't do freebee's only money gets me going, can't you tell from the pic.
Subject: Nice pic


Author:
Chico
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Date Posted: 14:52:52 07/24/02 Wed
Lovely, you should have gotten my good side when you took that picture.
Subject: See Gravy, It's all about recruiting!


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:46:25 07/24/02 Wed
Some people require more than simple advertising. Some you have to goad into playing. Case in point Ally Cat. Other things like persuasion and begging can work too. Try these techniques out on your dad and get back to me. I would try my powers on the lawnranger but I'm afraid I would kill him he is still weak from the last attack to get him into the big game.
[> Subject: Re: See Gravy, It's all about recruiting!


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gravydraft
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Date Posted: 09:56:53 07/24/02 Wed
I'll have to double my campaign efforts, I think I have Sherwood, but Little Rock is still teetering. I have a plan to pull Little Rock into my clutches, but it is going to take alot of stops and speeches.
Subject: How many people signed up for shorttrack challenge?


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:46:18 07/23/02 Tue
[> Subject: 5 PEOPLE AS OF RIGHT NOW


Author:
gravytray
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Date Posted: 14:53:34 07/23/02 Tue
[> [> Subject: who are the other two besides you, me, and Grappe?


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:57:10 07/23/02 Tue
[> [> [> Subject: slaps and chubbs


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gravy
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Date Posted: 15:10:36 07/23/02 Tue
Subject: another numbers update


Author:
chubbs
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Date Posted: 10:23:25 07/23/02 Tue
jarrett was docked 25 points for failing post race inspection. smitty was the only one that had him running in the race. smitty's new total for new hamshire is 421.
[> Subject: that should new hampshire.....


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chubs
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Date Posted: 10:29:34 07/23/02 Tue
[> [> Subject: What does "that should new hampshire....." mean?


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:47:44 07/23/02 Tue
Subject: Superspeedway and shorttrack challenges


Author:
gravyreminder
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Date Posted: 08:35:16 07/23/02 Tue
We have decided to present 2 new options for a side bet. This is voluntary.
>
>Short track challenge: $5.00 per person; tracks included: Bristol, Dover, Richmond, & Martinsville; last race 11/10/02
> winner take all
>Superspeedway challenge: $5.00 per person; tracks included: Talladega, Pocono, Indianapolis, & Michigan; last race 10/6/02
> winner take all
> Rules: Every race 2 drivers are chosen, one driver from the top 20 in points and one from the 21st position on down. The points system will work exactly like the regular Nascar Fantasy system. Drivers must be called in or emailed before the drop of the green flag. In the case of a tie at the end of the challenge the tiebreaker will consist of each participant choosing one driver before qualifying of the next race, the person closest to 15th in the qualifying order wins, same drivers cannot be picked for the tiebreaker, the first person to call in their driver keeps the driver. In the event of another tie (ex.17th and 13th) the driver that did not go over wins. If you are interested in participating, email or call me or Casey before 7/26/02.
> thanks and enjoy
>
Subject: numbers for week 1


Author:
chubbs
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Date Posted: 12:39:05 07/22/02 Mon
player,week total, overall total

Elizabeth, 525, 525
Matt, 522, 522
Karen, 517, 517
Jeves, 498, 498
Allison, 486, 486
Shonda, 480, 480
Jeff, 469, 469
Bill M., 469, 469
Ryan, 469, 469
Blackwell, 449, 449
Smitty, 446, 446
Casey, 444, 444
Tim, 444, 444
Shanna, 410, 410
Blake, 409, 409
Mr. Kemp, 403, 403
Daniel, 397, 397
Bill B., 363, 363
Mark, 351, 351
Brandi, 0, 0
[> Subject: Re: numbers for week 1


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:08:35 07/22/02 Mon
Hee Hee Gravy got beat by a girl!
[> [> Subject: Re: numbers for week 1


Author:
allycat
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Date Posted: 13:25:54 07/22/02 Mon
Hee Hee, and you got beat by 4
But you're used to getting beat by girls, right?
[> Subject: numbers update


Author:
chubbs
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Date Posted: 13:34:05 07/22/02 Mon
brandi's drivers arrived late but with no penelties. she received a 479 for week 1.
[> [> Subject: Re: numbers update


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allycat
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Date Posted: 13:36:37 07/22/02 Mon
Sorry Pimp, now that makes 5.
Subject: Week 1 headline KAREN MAKES A STATEMENT


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:09:58 07/22/02 Mon
Subject: Drivers for chubbs


Author:
Tiredgravy
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Date Posted: 07:42:58 07/22/02 Mon
Chubbs, call gravy at home for drivers.....

Gravy via Seamaiden
[> Subject: Re: Drivers for chubbs


Author:
Bib Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:05:22 07/22/02 Mon
I want gravy's life! Has a seamaiden to do everything for him and never goes to work!
[> [> Subject: Re: Drivers for chubbs


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 09:20:17 07/22/02 Mon
no kiddin'. i talked to him...he's workin' hard on his golf game. I WANNA WORK FOR THE STATE!!!! numbers will be out after i confirm a couple of drivers.
Subject: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


Author:
Gravyboat
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Date Posted: 12:58:17 07/19/02 Fri
Greetings from home! Today's schedule...
10:30am woke up

10:35am plant on couch 10:36am-12:40pm watch British open
12:40pm-5:00pm consume adult beverages
6:00pm harvest lobster from cape Red
Lobster
7:00-? spend time with my maiden
DDDAAARRRR..ME BATTLE OF THE LINKS WAS VICTORIOUS!!
memoirs from S.S.gravyboat
gravyboat via seamaiden
[> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:07:15 07/19/02 Fri
Thank you Sir Gravy for giving of your precious time to the working class.
[> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


Author:
one amazed chubb
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Date Posted: 13:21:16 07/19/02 Fri
absolutely amazing. i'm fairly sure seaman gravy doesn't have a computer at his house....let alone the internet connection needed to get online.

who's house did you break into, and do they know you're there?

slaps, i would be suspicious.
[> [> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


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slapenstein
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Date Posted: 14:29:51 07/19/02 Fri
Yeah, where the hell are you, you dirty bastard?!?
Don't tell me, that on your day off, and on your birthday no less, you scurried around all over town trying to find an internet connection?? This is a sign of super-pastyness. Speaking of pastyness, Chubbs please stop talking about seamen gravy. That's just sick...Do you serve that with chocolate fondu?
[> [> [> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 14:37:05 07/19/02 Fri
yeah yeah...there you go...take it to the gutter. gravy was talkin' and actin' like he's a damn pirate. i didn't want to give him the credit of callin' him 'admiral' or 'captian' so i called him 'seaman'. it's just a simple classification. if you want to misconstrue that into some sort of dirty meaning, then i say you have the problem, king pasty.

and one last thing for you slap, you may want to call your house and ask mr. gravy if he's being nice to rosco.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


Author:
GRAVYBOAT
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Date Posted: 15:03:15 07/19/02 Fri
Slappy, where do you keep your coffee?


gravyboat..via seamaiden..out!
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


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chub
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Date Posted: 15:08:59 07/19/02 Fri
ha...i knew it. slappy your better call mrs. slappy and make sure she's at work.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:15:44 07/19/02 Fri
I have nothing interesting to say about this other than I wish I were a pirate at Slappy's house, but I do appreciate you fellas giving an unbelievably bored gut something to read. Come on 4:30.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


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slapass
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Date Posted: 15:22:49 07/19/02 Fri
Ask steph...
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Gravyboat docking in tuna port


Author:
chub
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Date Posted: 15:31:30 07/19/02 Fri
OUCH!
Subject: Lunch at the Oyster Bar


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:38:08 07/19/02 Fri
I know it's kind of late but I am having lunch at the Oyster Bar at noon. Yall are welcome to come.
[> Subject: Re: Lunch at the Oyster Bar


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chubb
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Date Posted: 11:40:11 07/19/02 Fri
kinda a long drive for me. appreciate the invitation though. it's not the blue oyster, is it?
[> [> Subject: Re: Lunch at the Oyster Bar


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slaps
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Date Posted: 11:51:06 07/19/02 Fri
yeah, thanks for the invite but i brown bagged it today...where do you work, pimp?
[> [> [> Subject: Re: Lunch at the Oyster Bar


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:04:29 07/19/02 Fri
Perroni and James. It's a law firm on 3rd and state downtown.
Subject: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:59:15 07/18/02 Thu
man, Friday is going to suck. The Lawnranger is off work so we are going to miss all of his interesting comments and with Gravy acting like a puss and taking off for his birthday, who are we gonna have looking down their nose at us like were a bunch of undeserving plebs? Did I correctly construe gravy's links challenge to mean that not only is Gravy taking Friday off but Slappy is joining him? Please don't leave me with little d and Chubbs for a whole day Slappy. Please I beg of you. My anger is gone man I promise.
[> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 16:03:07 07/18/02 Thu
slap works for a bunch of nazi's...i think he's scheduled to work christmas day. he's not going anywhere. and i appreciate the fact that you don't think i'd hold up my end of given/taken shit. i belive i've made more posts today than lazyslap.
[> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:17:36 07/18/02 Thu
I apologize Chubbs, you know how it is, it's like the third grade where you always pick on the fat kid. You're right Slappy sucks.
[> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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allycat
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Date Posted: 16:21:27 07/18/02 Thu
you guys are a bunch of whiners! all you've done today is cry about people not playing your talk smack game. you're like those friends that you only call once in a blue moon because when you do call them all they do is gripe about how you don't call them, which makes you not want to call them as often as you do. I mean you post something one time and then you get griped at for not sticking around to play all day long. The way I see it is: wouldn't you rather people only talk when they got something to say rather than wasting your time with a bunch of crap about nicknames and the correct plural of the word ho? I read some of this crap and then think, "dang, I'll never get that 15 seconds of my life back" Thank Goodness there is a race this weekend to talk about!!!!!!!1
[> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:40:24 07/18/02 Thu
I think the Ally Cat just came onto our site to gripe about whining and did nothing but whine. Pardon us for thinking you might have the intellect to come up with something interesting to say more than once every three days. We didn't mean to rush you. You are excused until Sunday. By the way I didn't hear an answer to the ho question, just whining.
[> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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chub
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Date Posted: 17:01:03 07/18/02 Thu
whining? so we want more folks to join in to have a little more fun...is that whining? apparently we forget why this forum was set up. well let me refresh the memories of those who have forgotten. the main purpose is that of trash talking. secondly, any type of information one may want to post....race line ups, weekly points just to name a couple.

friendly conversations can be had, but with the likes of the characters already out here, that isn't going to last long.

it's all done in good clean fun.....well, maybe not so clean sometimes, but it's fun.

my question is....if allicat thought she wasted 15 seconds reading some stuff, how much time did she waste typing up her response? now i'm not knocking typing abilities here, but if that was done in 15 seconds, that is damn impressive.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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allycat
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Date Posted: 08:55:12 07/19/02 Fri
I'm not knocking everybody here, some of this stuff is pretty funny and creative at that--teenwolf references, what's a henweigh, I'm pretty impressed with "slapnip". And I agree that this forum was designed not only for trash talking, but info as well. But really? The bleach thing? Way too much info. It was disturbing the first time, but the second? What you do in your spare time is your business. And to Pimp--It seems like the longer I wait between postings the more testosterone builds up on this forum and the funnier it gets. A female's presence should be timed correctly and not over-used. And the plural of ho is hoes. Just as the plural of potato is potatoes and the plural of halo is acceptable as haloes or halos. And one more thing, I did type that last one in only 15 seconds, I am damn impressive.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:42:22 07/19/02 Fri
Just saying it's hoes without an explanation will not do. Comparing it to other words that use es to make them plural is not very convicing either since the overwhelming majority of words in the English language are pluarlized by adding either an s or es. I want you to explain to me how I am supposed to be able to tell by looking at the word, not context, whether the author is referring to a hooker or a garden tool!
By the way I totally agree with you on your take on hearing from women. If all of the women in the world would time their presence and not over use it the world would be a better place. Not to come off as a total male chauvinist but I agree with you women talk too much! You should start a revolution. Girls it's time to Shut Up!
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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allycat
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Date Posted: 10:20:43 07/19/02 Fri
There is no black/white rule for adding an s to words that end in o. Some use -s and some use -es. USUALLY you can look at the consonant preceding the o and make an assumption. Most -to words add an e. While most -lo words do not. The only -ho word to work with and compare it to is echo, which adds an e to the plural, echoes. The English language isn't perfect that's why you can look at the word "read" and not know if it is past or present tense without looking at the rest of the sentence. Sometimes, context has to be used to decipher what a word really is. And you may think that I am offended by your comments on women shutting up, but I halfway agree with you, I'm not a women's lib kinda girl and MOST problems or fights I have ever had with anybody has come around due to some chick talking too much. But it's not specific to Females. And you men wouldn't have a clue about many important aspects of life if you didn't have us whispering in your ears. If we shut-up, men would be walking around like those little mechanical monkeys with the cymbals bumping into walls until your batteries ran out.
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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Big pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:26:58 07/19/02 Fri
monkeys rock! Were you not the girl making fun of us for talking trash about grammer? How easily you are sucked in to our little game.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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slapper
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Date Posted: 10:22:03 07/19/02 Fri
Less talk....more Limbo!
[> [> Subject: Re: Friday Prospects: PATHETIC


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slapnip
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Date Posted: 17:05:53 07/18/02 Thu
This kitty's got claws....Meeeeooow
Subject: Yall SUCK at Talking much less Talking Trash


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:15:22 07/18/02 Thu
[> Subject: Re: Yall SUCK at Talking much less Talking Trash


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gravyforce
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Date Posted: 15:30:50 07/18/02 Thu
I sense much hate in you, let go of your anger, or suffer bigD's fate you will.
Subject: Bitches and hoes


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Rookie
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Date Posted: 12:51:06 07/17/02 Wed
Okay you bitches and hoes I'm about to tear you greese monkeys a new one! The Rookie is here to take over. You boys are going to get smoked like a crew-cheif through a carton of Wintons. Oh yea, thanks for letting me participate. Out.
[> Subject: Re: Bitches and hoes


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gravyboat
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Date Posted: 13:15:05 07/17/02 Wed
>mmmmmm, wintons are my favorite
[> Subject: Re: Bitches and hoes


Author:
gravyboat
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Date Posted: 13:18:20 07/17/02 Wed
>mmmmmmmmm, wintons are my favorite
[> [> Subject: Re: Bitches and hoes


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gravyboat
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Date Posted: 13:21:01 07/17/02 Wed
>>cause once wasn't enough
[> [> [> Subject: Re: Bitches and hoes


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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:27:33 07/17/02 Wed
butwheat say wintons r ohtay
[> Subject: Re: Bitches and hoes


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:06:53 07/18/02 Thu
The spelling of hoes presents a unique problem. I think a hoe is a garden tool and nowhere near what the rookie meant. I think the rookie was refering to a ho. However, if you just put an s on the end of ho, you get something that sounds like a character off of gunsmoke. I believe the origin of the word ho is whore. If you take the re of of whore you get who. Surely we're not calling Cindy Lou a ho. Interesting situation. A confused pimp would like opinions. I think the rookie probably did as well as can be done.
Subject: The Hard Life


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Big D
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Date Posted: 11:49:25 07/18/02 Thu
I would love to sit and chat with you working people, but I have to go eat my breakfast that my father made me. Then, I think I'll catch the tail end of the British Open while lying on my couch dosing in and out peacefully. I'll come and check the forum later to see any feable attempts made by the working class. PLUR.
[> Subject: Re: The Hard Life


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gravyspread
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Date Posted: 13:16:47 07/18/02 Thu
>BigD, you may want to be careful dosing on your couch, I think dosing (aka doseedoe) should be performed on a dance floor, you may fall off your couch and break a wrist or an ankle. Concerned
Senior Gravy
[> [> Subject: Re: The Hard Life


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Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:28:21 07/18/02 Thu
What the hell does PLUR mean? Is that some new I'm going to college this year so I need to make a word thing? What ever happened to BET. I am just now getting adjusted to BLING-BLING. As a matter of fact I haven't gotten comfortable enough to use the whole phrase yet, I'm easing in with simple BLINGS and "That thing was BLINGING."

All I've got to say is pimpin ain't easy!
Subject: Mornin' boys and girls


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:09:58 07/18/02 Thu
It's awful quiet out there. Is everyone catching up on the work they haven't done the last two days or did Gravy get fired?
[> Subject: Re: Mornin' boys and girls


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gravytrail
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Date Posted: 10:29:08 07/18/02 Thu
>I'm afraid I have been getting caught up on the work that I haven't done in 2 months. If I am to get fired please tell everyone that I will miss them. Chubbs tell the tinman that he doesn't need a heart, he's had one all along. BigPimpin tell Lolanda that I got her money and to stop calling my house. And finally young slappy tell tiny tim i won't be coming home for christmas this year........
Subject: You big bunch of working Jessies


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:30:47 07/17/02 Wed
I could hardly sleep last night from the anticipation of coming in this morning and kicking the crap out of some poor attempt at smack or getting the crap kicked out of me for crying out loud so I can retaliate. What do I get, a lousy new nickname I can't use unless two people are together. I want something juicy like "It sure seems fishy that the only guy who doesn't call in his numbers came in first place and the guy who does the numbers came in second." Come on guys if yall don't start talking I'm going to have to work and by damnit that sucks.
[> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


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gravydonuts
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Date Posted: 10:46:15 07/17/02 Wed
>You know too much, now you must be made an example of. Casey get the shovel's and the concrete. Pimpin, off the subject, what size shoe do you wear, and how tall are you?
[> [> Subject: Off the subject on to a weird one


Author:
big pimpin'
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Date Posted: 10:52:48 07/17/02 Wed
11 1/2 and 6'0" and i'm a 29yr old white male with a serious girlfriend. she's cute too.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: Off the subject on to a weird one


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gravyfella's
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Date Posted: 11:04:53 07/17/02 Wed
>ok so we need 11 1/2 concrete shoes and a lake thats atleast 6 foot 5 inches deep. and we may want to keep our women out if the forum.
[> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 10:52:49 07/17/02 Wed
let me see...how should i respond to this. first knowing this is just a prod to get thing going let me start off by saying:

how in the world did you expect to even get close coming in a week late. i'll give jeff his props for getting the job done, but you sir on the other hand need to reflect on the tremendous picks that you came up with....kenny wallace, steve park, jerry nadeau, terry labonte, micheal waltrip? answer me this, my friend, how in the world do you expect to win anything the these picks?

you are luck we gave you the 120 points for the first race....you complain saying you should have at least given you the point totals for the last 4 drivers. well, if that's what you really want, we can give you the 109 points you deserve. that's right 109. go add them up for yourself, and, oh yeah, deduct the 50 points for not callin' them in. so which way do you really want it?

as for matt winning, i commend him on his picks. he gives me his picks so we can keep things on the up and up. and as for me keepin' the points, author anderson couldn't break the spread sheet i have. so my friend it comes down to this.....let's just see what exactly you've got this next season. keep pickin' your crappy ass drivers, you are no threat to the 'real' competition.
[> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


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gravyouch
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Date Posted: 10:58:54 07/17/02 Wed
>i think we have a starting point for a gruesome battle today my friends
[> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:06:44 07/17/02 Wed
it's a conspiracy!!!! I knew it. I never picked Kenny Wallace and if you had given me the points I deserved from that miscalculation I'd have easily finished in 7th instead of 8th!

Now to the really scary part. I want you to realize that this is the guy keeping up with the calculation of the points and the standings each week. My argument has always been that since we missed the first race we should have at least gotten the points of the worst four drivers. Last place receives 34 points, 2nd to last 37, 3rd to last 40, and 4th to last 43. That is assuming none of the drivers receive 5 bonus points for leading a lap. At Sylvan Hills the taught me that 34 + 37 + 40 + 43 = 154. Apparently Casey thinks this adds up to 109 or giving him the benefit of the doubt that he subtracted the aforementioned 50 points 159. Now you tell me somethings not up. An Axciom employee that can not add and is still arrogant enough to talk shit about his faulty numbers. HA!!!!!!!!!

And it was Nemechek not Nadeau.
[> [> [> Subject: I meant the subject on the above reply to be "good try Chubbs"


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:09:09 07/17/02 Wed
[> [> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


Author:
gravyfiles
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Date Posted: 11:15:53 07/17/02 Wed
>attacking a man's ability to add is a crushing blow, especially when that man graduated with a..............MAJOR in MATHEMATICS!! I saw the evidence, unfortunatley young chubs has left the office for a while and will be unavailable for retort for quite some time.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Damn the Luck


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:26:42 07/17/02 Wed
Talk about something I needed to know 30 minutes ago. I could have enjoyed using the Major in Mathematics. What university?
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Damn the Luck


Author:
gravyinfo
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Date Posted: 11:29:41 07/17/02 Wed
>university of the ozarks in clarksville
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Damn the Luck


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:51:03 07/17/02 Wed
I'll bet he was on the baseball team and the coaches leaned on his professors to pass him. Now we're getting to the bottom of this.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Pitiful


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:38:14 07/17/02 Wed
While I am on the subject, it would be different if he forgot how to do a related rate, or made an error trying to get the derivative of something but to not know how to add... I tell you guys my trust is shaken.
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Pitiful


Author:
gravyness
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Date Posted: 11:59:20 07/17/02 Wed
>maybe you should come up with a test for the committee members who deal with the numbers should have to take.
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Pitiful


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 12:13:33 07/17/02 Wed
Maybe something like how many points does Grappe get if Jimmy Johnson finishes third, leads 8 laps, and gets a 25 point penalty for being a cheater?
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Pitiful


Author:
gravyraid
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Date Posted: 12:19:29 07/17/02 Wed
>or how many points does waltrip get for finishing 33rd and leading a lap but getting passed by a henwiegh on the track?
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Pitiful


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:21:45 07/17/02 Wed
nice
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: nice, thats all i get


Author:
gravyload
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Date Posted: 13:25:32 07/17/02 Wed
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Pitiful


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:33:34 07/17/02 Wed
It was nice but you're gonna have to do way better than that to get the gold star with this much time left in the day! Take your nice and enjoy, because the Pimp is selective with his compliments.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 14:34:16 07/17/02 Wed
i know it's nice and late....meetin's and what not, but pimp please do your research before attacking my mathematical skills. stacy compton was last - 34 points...dale jarrett was 42nd and lead a lap - 42 points...buckshot jones came in 41st - 40 points....and waltrip (one of your favorites) came in 40th - 43 points.

if my math is correct 34+42+40+43=159. if you deduct the 50 points for not calling in i believe you get 109. again i applaud for trying.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:06:12 07/17/02 Wed
Oh the benevolent Chubbster. You confuse me by changing from the hardcore "I don't even think we should have given you the 120" to suddenly giving me a hypothetical 5 more points than I asked for. However, the attack on your weak math skills will be retracted due to the resonableness of your explanation if you will only ask Gravy "What's a henweigh?"
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


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chub
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Date Posted: 15:54:22 07/17/02 Wed
confuse you? first off (and i looked back at my posts) the comment "I don't even think we should have given you the 120" was never said by me. i said you were lucky that's what we gave you instead of the 109 points.

and as for gravy graverton....it's pointless to ask him "what's a henweigh". everyone know's it's 2 or 3 pounds. POW....there at least that's over and done with so gravy won't sweat it anymore.
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:59:37 07/17/02 Wed
The comment came from the LUAU. You've always been against us, admit it its a conspiracy.
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: You big bunch of working Jessies


Author:
chubb
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Date Posted: 16:02:15 07/17/02 Wed
i'm not against you guys...i'll take anyone's money
Subject: Trash Super Powers


Author:
gravybot
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Date Posted: 14:20:24 07/17/02 Wed
Pimp if we combine our powers we can the rule the forum as GRAVYPIMP the ultimate smack talker. Viva La Forum!!!!
[> Subject: Re: Trash Super Powers


Author:
slapsauce
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Date Posted: 14:26:29 07/17/02 Wed
Watch it pimp....gravy is just trying to get in your knickers
[> [> Subject: slapsauce


Author:
gravydestro
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Date Posted: 14:34:22 07/17/02 Wed
>Damn you fool, I was almost victorious, this is not the end
Subject: John and Steve


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:32:17 07/17/02 Wed
John and Steve Miller have decided to play as one player instead of two. I know this is going to mess up your spreadsheet Chubbs so I'm letting you know early. I think they said they were gonna be out of town a lot. Who knows?
[> Subject: Re: John and Steve


Author:
gravyrain
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Date Posted: 09:41:10 07/17/02 Wed
>from this day forward john and steve will be known as Jeve
[> [> Subject: Re: John and Steve


Author:
chub
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Date Posted: 09:42:35 07/17/02 Wed
jeve it is then....thanks for the heads up pimp.
[> [> Subject: Re: John and Steve


Author:
chub
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Date Posted: 09:43:43 07/17/02 Wed
or we could go with jove...which ever you guys prefer
[> [> [> Subject: Re: John and Steve


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 09:57:36 07/17/02 Wed
I think jeve has a bigger upside, just think when there together they would be referred to collectively as jeves and then you could ask them anything you want. It would be like having a pair of butlers.
[> [> [> [> Subject: jeve it is then


Author:
chub
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Date Posted: 10:00:51 07/17/02 Wed
Subject: RYNODAHAWG


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:46:21 07/16/02 Tue
I feel our league is missing the full potential it could achieve with DAHAWG's influence. Any word on why he remains absent or in the background?
[> Subject: dunno, ax slapaallottapus....


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chub
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Date Posted: 15:55:49 07/16/02 Tue
[> Subject: Re: RYNODAHAWG


Author:
gravytabs
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Date Posted: 15:56:20 07/16/02 Tue
slaps informed me that he may try to make his prescense felt tomorrow 7/17/02
[> [> Subject: good job gravysecretary


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 16:01:22 07/16/02 Tue
[> [> Subject: Re: RYNODAHAWG


Author:
slapalotapus
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Date Posted: 16:01:53 07/16/02 Tue
He's says he'll check his email tomorrow. I think its been a couple of weeks since he's been on a computer. So whether or not he makes an appearance is up in the air
[> [> [> Subject: Thankin' you


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:11:34 07/16/02 Tue
Looking forward to tomorrow so I can see if I can bill 3 hours as opposed to the whopping 2 1/4 I laid on them today!
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Thankin' you


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slaperton
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Date Posted: 16:25:39 07/16/02 Tue
Yeah, this thing does wonders with your productivity
Subject: allycat


Author:
gravycritic
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Date Posted: 14:33:57 07/16/02 Tue
Well done, I must say your wording and sentence structure are quite advanced to our sentences beginning with prepositional phrases and pronouns. None the less you must let down your guard attack at the throat. This forum is not for the weak and simple minded, it's for the strong and gutter minded. You must be hardskinned (unlike the young lady in our ads) attack, be merciless. This is the battle ground of the trash talker, become one or parish in a way only fit for cowards and the Martha Stewarts of the world.
NEVER SURRENDER
signed
General Gravy C. Leaks
[> Subject: Re: allycat


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allycat
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Date Posted: 14:38:11 07/16/02 Tue
Yeah, I get the gutter minded part--aka--the whole flatter stomachs conversation. You should all be ashamed. Disgraceful I tell you!!!
[> Subject: General Leaks


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:51:30 07/16/02 Tue
Is the General a priest in his spare time? Parish?
Sorry Ally Cat but that grammer was too good to pass up and I figured since it was somewhat in your defense you would not be so upset about my school boy jibes.
[> [> Subject: Re: General Leaks


Author:
gravystudent
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Date Posted: 14:56:12 07/16/02 Tue
>Mrs. Pimpin where is my locker and I forgot the combination, and can I have a bathroom pass I have gravy leaks.
Subject: Haulin ass


Author:
gravycurtains
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Date Posted: 14:12:14 07/16/02 Tue
Slappy it's time to change the photo, and i think you know to what.
[> Subject: Re: Haulin ass


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slappy
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Date Posted: 14:16:24 07/16/02 Tue
you mean shaven monkeys?
Subject: I saw the flatter stomach ad!!!!!!!1


Author:
gravystiffy
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Date Posted: 13:40:48 07/16/02 Tue
Like a comet's tail I was enthralled by its beauty and nervous at the same time, so smooth, so, so magnificent.
What a sight to behold, my existence almost clear. Where art thou enhancement ad, where art thou?
gravy stiffy out
[> Subject: Way to go Stiffy!


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:49:19 07/16/02 Tue
[> [> Subject: Firewalls be damned!!!!


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:51:03 07/16/02 Tue
[> Subject: Wooohooo!!!


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this chubby is gettin' full on
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Date Posted: 13:58:58 07/16/02 Tue
i finally caught a glimps myself. i am now complete with the world of advertising banners on this page.
[> Subject: Re: I saw the flatter stomach ad!!!!!!!1


Author:
the ab-slapper
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Date Posted: 13:59:19 07/16/02 Tue
Dudes, if you want to see some nice abs and ass, ask chubbs to give you the link to some pics of the girl that works out with him. She gives me a gravystiffy...actually it's stiffy first then the gravy
[> [> Subject: Re: I saw the flatter stomach ad!!!!!!!1


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 14:01:04 07/16/02 Tue
that might just be one of the more disgusting things i've heard. does it smell like bleach in here to anyone else?
[> [> [> Subject: Re: I saw the flatter stomach ad!!!!!!!1


Author:
i justed pukded
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Date Posted: 14:02:39 07/16/02 Tue
"White gravy on your tube-steak, sir?"
[> [> [> [> Subject: tubesteak


Author:
gravystain
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Date Posted: 14:05:07 07/16/02 Tue
that my friend is horrid and down right putrid
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Hell in a shoebox


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 14:07:52 07/16/02 Tue
the devolution of family chat rooms.
Subject: Rudd tells Yates and FatBack to piss off


Author:
News Slap 7
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Date Posted: 10:11:19 07/16/02 Tue
For all intensive purposes, Ricky Rudd won’t be back in the No. 28 Havoline Ford at Robert Yates Racing in 2003.

That’s been the speculation by many for several weeks now, but Monday, it came “straight from the horse’s mouth.”

“I’d say it’s slim (the chances of Rudd returning),” team owner Robert Yates said Monday. “I won’t say none, but I’d say slim because I think his best situation would be he goes somewhere that will be very competitive and pay very well. That’s just not in my deal. My deal is too thin. Very honestly, it’s just too thin.”

Performance certainly isn’t the problem, as is the case with most teams involved in the Winston Cup Series rumor mill. There are a couple of issues at hand for Rudd, who’s three-year contract with RYR ends at the end of this season.

“When I came in and took the ride at the 28, I took rookie pay,” said Rudd, who’s currently seventh in the Winston Cup standings. “I never complained about a dollar. I made my deal and we lived by it, but it was to get my foot back in the door in good equipment. Money was never an issue there then.

“We get to the end of a three-year contract and I said, ‘Robert, now is the time to catch up. I feel like I deserve Top 5 pay. We’ve been in the Top 5 every year. We’ve won races. We got the team back in the winner’s circle.’ But I said that I’m mot asking for top-five pay, pay me top-10 pay, and that became a sticking point for a while. Sponsors have stepped in to try to make that working out.

“But there’s another key issue in there that is a stumbling point and that is that I want to make sure that if I come back to the 28 that it is indeed the 28 team as we know it today and not all the people have been moved off my team to a third team. So, that’s the sticking point.”

Rudd said that RYR will take on a third team for the upcoming season, in addition to the No. 88 team with driver Dale Jarrett and the No. 28 team. Several scenarios have been discussed, including Elliott Sadler coming over to the No. 28 team and Rudd driving a third car.

Should Rudd stay in the No. 28 car, Rudd said that he knows for sure that crew chief Michael McSwain won’t be with him on that team. That’s not at all what Rudd had planned for 2003.

“The stumbling block is that if I’m gonna come back and start with a brand new team again, it might be time to look around,” Rudd said. “I don’t even know who the people are who are gonna be working on the car next year, so how can I agree to sign when I don’t know who the people are who are gonna be working on the car. And that’s what it’s about – it’s about people.

“Again, there’s a third team that’s gonna be started at Robert Yates Racing. I do know the crew chief (McSwain) is gone. I identified key people who felt I was the heart of Yates Racing in my paperwork and Robert said, ‘I cannot agree to the terms of that. I can’t guarantee that you’re gonna have those people.’ The crew chief (McSwain) will not be with the Texaco 28 team next year, if I stayed. If I move on, there probably won’t be a third team. If I stay, there will be a third team.”

Yates himself said that it is “our desire” to have only two teams at RYR next season. Those words, coupled with what Rudd has conveyed, make it apparent that Rudd won’t return to RYR.

And even if Rudd did come back, it certainly won’t be the same between himself and Yates.

“Let me just say that a certain amount of respect that I’ve had for where I’m at is not quite there anymore,” Rudd said. “I don’t know (if the respect could ever be repaired). There will be cutbacks in the 28 team, if it stays as it is – I know that. That’s another thing. You can’t afford cutbacks. You need to be going the other way.”

That leaves Rudd with a few different options.

“I’m working as hard as I can trying to get things worked out,” Rudd said. “I’m getting close. I think that’s what I’m coming down to is being able to eliminate some options. I really feel like this week we’ll probably have something to tell everyone about. I was hoping I could wrap everything up and have some answers, but it’s not working out that way.

“A lot of it is timing and details. It is driving me nuts – without question. Again, it’ll all unfold and then I can give everyone the low-down, but it’s getting pretty intense and nerve-wracking.”

Sadler, who announced back in early May that he would not return to the No. 21 Wood Brothers Racing team, appears to be the leading candidate to take over the seat of the No. 28 car – providing that Rudd indeed does leave.

“Timing is everything in this sport,” Yates said. “I don’t know if it’s so much how smart you are or just where you’re standing at the right time. Certainly, he (Sadler) is a guy that I wanted to put on my list to compete against so I could sit down and make a deal. You can’t get one without two, that kind of a deal. You can’t go and negotiate when you don’t have a choice. You can’t go out in the middle of the ocean in a row boat and have only one life line and not give everything that you own, so I didn’t want to go into that deal with Ricky.”
[> Subject: Re: Rudd tells Yates and FatBack to piss off


Author:
gravyfat
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Date Posted: 13:06:08 07/16/02 Tue
say it ain't so tim, say it ain't so!!!!!
[> [> Subject: Re: Rudd tells Yates and FatBack to piss off


Author:
chubbs
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Date Posted: 13:09:35 07/16/02 Tue
yeah, i knew gravymatt would be upset over this.
Subject: cost sheet


Author:
gravyprice
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Date Posted: 08:57:32 07/16/02 Tue
Andretti, John $300,000.00 Lepage, Kevin $300,000.00
Atwood, Casey $300,000.00 Marcis, Dave $300,000.00
Benson, Johnny $860,000.00 Marlin, Sterling $2,010,000.00
Blaney, Dave $500,000.00 Martin, Mark $1,670,000.00
Bodine, Brett $300,000.00 Mast, Rick $300,000.00
Bodine, Todd $410,000.00 Mayfield, Jeremy $480,000.00
Burton, Jeff $1,570,000.00 Nadeau, Jerry $300,000.00
Burton, Ward $585,000.00 Nemechek, Joe $300,000.00
Busch, Kurt $680,000.00 Newman, Ryan $350,000.00
Compton, Stacy $300,000.00 Park, Steve $560,000.00
Craven, Ricky $735,000.00 Petty, Kyle $300,000.00
Earnhardt Jr, Dale $1,590,000.00 Pressley, Robert $640,000.00
Elliott, Bill $1,305,000.00 Purvis, Jeff $300,000.00
Fellows, Ron $750,000.00 Robinson, Shawna $300,000.00
Geoffrey Bodine $510,000.00 Rudd, Ricky $2,225,000.00
Gordon, Jeff $2,320,000.00 Sadler, Elliott $350,000.00
Gordon, Robby $310,000.00 Said, Boris $750,000.00
Green, Jeff $300,000.00 Schrader, Ken $300,000.00
Hamilton, Bobby $520,000.00 Skinner, Mike $300,000.00
Hamilton, Bobby Jr $300,000.00 Spencer, Jimmy $970,000.00
Harvick, Kevin $1,145,000.00 Stewart, Tony $2,385,000.00
Hornaday, Ron $325,000.00 Stricklin, Hut $300,000.00
Jarrett, Dale $1,940,000.00 Wallace, Kenny $300,000.00
Johnson, Jimmie $550,000.00 Wallace, Mike $410,000.00
Jones, Buckshot $300,000.00 Wallace, Rusty $2,010,000.00
Kenseth, Matt $1,595,000.00 Waltrip, Michael $700,000.00
Labonte, Bobby $1,680,000.00
Labonte, Terry $915,000.00
Leffler, Jason $300,000.00
Subject: Short track & Superspeedway challenges


Author:
gravytrack
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Date Posted: 15:49:13 07/15/02 Mon
We have decided to present 2 new options for a side bet. This is voluntary.
>
>Short track challenge: $5.00 per person; tracks included: Bristol, Dover, Pheonix, Richmond, & Martinsville; last race 11/10/02
> winner take all
>Superspeedway challenge: $5.00 per person; tracks included: Talladega, Pocono, Indianapolis, & Michigan; last race 10/6/02
> winner take all
> Rules: Every race 2 drivers are chosen, one driver from the top 20 in points and one from the bottom half of the points. The points system will work exactly like the regular Nascar Fantasy system. Drivers must be called in or emailed before the drop of the green flag. In the case of a tie at the end of the challenge the tiebreaker will consist of each participant choosing one driver before qualifying of the next race, the person closest to 15th in the qualifying order wins, same drivers cannot be picked for the tiebreaker, the first person to call in their driver keeps the driver. In the event of another tie (ex.17th and 13th) the driver that did not go over wins. If you are interested in participating, email or call me or Casey before 7/19/02.
> thanks and enjoy
>
[> Subject: Re: Short track & Superspeedway challenges


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 16:02:24 07/15/02 Mon
I am not trying to be a smart ass here, believe it or not this is a real question or observation. Number 21 in points is not in the top 20 or the bottom half because there are more than 40 racers with points. Can he be chosen? It seems to me the obvious reading of the rule would be one driver in the top 20 and one driver not in the top twenty. It's a technicality I know,just trying to prevent a possible argument down the road.
[> [> Subject: Re: Short track & Superspeedway challenges


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chubbs
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Date Posted: 16:22:10 07/15/02 Mon
good call...i'm sure it means someone in the top 20...and someone 21 and below. but since you brought it up you have to run the BAM car in every challenge.
Subject: cranksnot


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 15:02:47 07/15/02 Mon
I don't know who Cranksnot is but they apparently did not read the message that grammer is fair game. Spred?
Subject: Mr. Moseley


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 11:25:25 07/15/02 Mon
I have a suspicion that Mike is the player from last season who is not returning for the new season. I think this is a trash talking message board catastrophe. Not only is Mike the best peson to make fun of, he is the easiest because it bothers him so much.
So, I make a motion we let him play for free so we can have our fun on the message board. Considering his past performances there is really no threat of him getting any of our money so I say let him play for nothing in the interest of fun. That is trash talking fun.
If my suspicion is wrong and he plans on coming back,I take it all back, make him pay.
[> Subject: Re: Mr. Moseley


Author:
gravytrain
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Date Posted: 12:37:43 07/15/02 Mon
>I second the motion, and propose a bash mosely monday
[> [> Subject: Re: Mr. Moseley


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 13:42:50 07/15/02 Mon
I think every monday should be bash mosely monday. As a matter of fact even if "Bash Mosely Monday" is not officially adopted by the message board I vow to give Mr. Mosely one low blow every Monday for the next 18 weeks.
Subject: First half statistics


Author:
gravystats
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Date Posted: 10:59:20 07/15/02 Mon
Most drivers used - Smitty & Daniel @ 25 drivers
Least drivers used - Jeff @ 13 drivers
Single driver used the most by one person-Newman;Jeff 16 times
Most consecutive races in first place - Matt 14 races
Most consecutive races in last place - Karen 12 races
Best single race points total - Smitty 661 points
Worst single race points total - Daniel 128 (does not include Smitty's & Jeffs first race)
Most consecutive races @ 500 points or better - Matt, Tim, Casey, Allison, Karen, Jeff, & Smitty; 3 Races
Most consecutive races @ 399 points or worse Karen 5 races
Most races @ 399 points or less total - Daniel 7 races
Most races @ 500 points or better total - Matt, Casey, Smitty; 8 Races
Most penalty points total - Mike 275 points
Greatest position slide - Tim 2nd to 6th
[> Subject: Re: First half statistics


Author:
sla
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Date Posted: 11:12:17 07/15/02 Mon
AAAHHH YOU FRIGGIN PRICK!!!
GO AHEAD!! SIT IN YOUR TOWER!!!
FUCKIN COCKAOS!!!
Subject: Final Numbers for Season 1


Author:
chubbs
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Date Posted: 10:01:08 07/15/02 Mon
Thanks to all that participated in season 1. Congrats to Matt for takin' the victory. All I can say is good luck next season. A few personal notes I'd like to add on the season....

Smitty, i commend you on think you were gonna gain over 400 points this last race to take over 3rd.

Allison, great second half.

Karen, Waltrip killed you. I give you props on stickin' with him.

Tim, what can I say.

Jeff, at least you called in to pick the same drivers every week. And congrats on 3rd.

Anyway on to the final numbers....And I look forward to next season.

for the week total
matt 565 8318
casey 580 8179
jeff 624 7942
allison 612 7830
mr. kemp 639 7773
tim 465 7712
smitty 384 7581
karen 421 7434
mike 569 7399
daniel 576 7257
Subject: compliment / talkin shit conflct of interest


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:23:49 07/13/02 Sat
If this link were not designed primarily for talking shit I would compliment TJ for a great idea/effort however since that is inconsistent with the forum I'll sign off with a generic You Suck!

I know that once you sign off you usually quit typing but I have a question. Does RJ, whom I consider to be one of the finest shit talkers in town, know about this site?

Is it fair to make fun of grammer and spelling? Because if it is I am going to pay more attention.
[> Subject: Re: compliment / talkin shit conflct of interest


Author:
slapper
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Date Posted: 13:28:26 07/14/02 Sun
Thanks and no thanks...

If RJ doesn't know about it yet, he will by tomorrow.
[> Subject: Re: compliment / talkin shit conflct of interest


Author:
gravytrain
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Date Posted: 07:32:04 07/15/02 Mon
grammar is fair game my friend, so a proofreading session of all documents would be a wise decision considering the caliber of shit talkers that are expected to grace this forum. gravytrain out
Subject: emoticons


Author:
Big Pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:26:54 07/13/02 Sat
I think the first person to use an emoticon should be penalized 50 Points! Chicks included.
Subject: I'm scared of William Wallace


Author:
big pimpin'
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Date Posted: 18:14:45 07/13/02 Sat
That whole William Wallace thing scares me. He killed a lot of people before he died.
Subject: Gibbs switching to Chevy??


Author:
slapon
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Date Posted: 14:24:54 07/12/02 Fri
Joe Gibbs Racing will make its long-rumored change in manufacturer official on Sunday. Gibbs will announce during a scheduled General Motors press conference at Chicagoland Speedway his two Winston Cup teams will move to the Chevrolet camp beginning with the 2003 season, sources confirmed Friday. The move by drivers Bobby Labonte and Tony Stewart to Chevrolets next season will leave just three Pontiac drivers – #14-Stacy Compton, #36-Ken Schrader and #10-Johnny Benson. Pontiac officials continue to court new teams, with their top candidate the PPI Racing [#32] team owned by Cal Wells, sources said. Gibbs ran Chevrolets when his first entered the Winston Cup series but switched to Pontiacs at the start of the 1997 season. Ironically, Gibbs’ organization has been deeply involved in the development of the 2003 Pontiac Grand Prix – last redesigned at the start of the 1996 season. NASCAR recently approved the design of the car for competition beginning next season.(ThatsRacin.com)(7-12-2002)
Subject: First superspeedway challenge race


Author:
Gravytrain
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Date Posted: 13:19:18 07/12/02 Fri
The first race of the superspeedway challenge will be at Pocono Raceway on 7/28/02, for those of you participating.
[> Subject: Re: First superspeedway challenge race


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slapansas
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Date Posted: 14:05:54 07/12/02 Fri
poconuts
Subject: admin is a geek


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gravytrain
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Date Posted: 09:35:01 07/12/02 Fri
are you going to sen dthis to everyone?
[> Subject: People who use icons on there messages are geeks


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pit stain
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Date Posted: 09:38:18 07/12/02 Fri
[> [> Subject: sump pump


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gravytrain
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Date Posted: 09:42:35 07/12/02 Fri
we are dorks
[> Subject: Re: admin is a geek


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slap
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Date Posted: 09:38:35 07/12/02 Fri
yep
Subject: does this thing work


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pit stain
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Date Posted: 09:29:10 07/12/02 Fri
does this thing work?
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