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Date Posted: 19:26:17 12/09/02 Mon
Author: Door of Wittenberg (secret code, shhhhhh!)
Subject: For Tonight's Secret Code Name Mumbo-Jumbo - Wear Your Crystals
In reply to: Sola Scriptura 's message, "They exalt and magnify themselves now, but will be held to account." on 18:15:13 12/09/02 Mon

Kear says: "Re: Tamarisk, the "militia" connection...

"Judging from the anathemas being rained down upon us by the antichrists over at the Militia Board, I'd say we hit the nail on the head! They are flailing about wildly and calling us names. Apparently exposing their sacred names mumbo-jumbo and their militia connections to the light of truth really causes them to writhe like the snakes that they are! No real Baptist, let alone a real Christian, would lie like they have. No real Baptist would belong to a sacred names cult. No real Christian would buddy up with a sleeper cell anti-American militia coven. No real Christian, no real Baptist, would exhibit the hatred and venom that these people have produced. Period."

SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!!
CAREFUL THAT FLOOR IS NOW A TAD SLIPPERY. - ANYONE WANNA BORROW MY HANKIE TO WIPE THE SPITTLE OFF THEIR SHOES? NEXT TIME HE GETS ON HIS PEDESTAL, WE WILL BE ARMED WITH UMBRELLAS!!!!

.......this was a comical response....at another forum

MY REAR, KEAR! "Apparently exposing their sacred names mumbo-jumbo "

Posted by gimme a break!
on December 09, 2002 at 21:37:22:
In Reply to: Thats your problem fake Kear, you judge and yet you haven't the know how... posted by Informer on December 08, 2002 at 10:54:54:

(Kear says)"Apparently exposing their sacred names mumbo-jumbo"

Yah. Right. What a geek! Remember this is from some guy who speaks in tongues that even HE can't translate. gimme a break. "

....got your secret de-coder rings on? Okay, listen carefully for tonight's encrypted message......the ducks are in the water......Baptists like their martinis shaken, not stirred.....Jack's moon is moore than a size 52�s double stitched back pocket seams bargained for.......Finis Dake liked little girls � a LOT......and he was REALLY just giving that little girl a ride across the State line when the PO-lice showed up...... the reason no one �lifts up� Kear and Howellings is because they can�t find a strong enough wench�..they want a new ice cream named after them, call it �HOGG & DROSS��.two and two is four unless you went to public school in Oklahoma�..Mike Kear has his own definition of �Beautiful wife� unique unto him��.some think it�s okay to marry their cousins, PFAI just makes them a �bishop� instead��GOT That secret message for tonight bunkies???? GOOD!

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