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Date Posted: 20:45:30 10/02/02 Wed
Author: Sistah Dolly Happy Feets
Subject: Ta All Ma Bayou Fundy Brothas & Sistahs

Eyez don no F TONGUES is necessaary to git ta Haaven. Butz yuz sur needz em to eat mi tasty vittles! an dey cum in handee to kleen da crud off da jelle glass 4 drinkn' we had O-possom and craw daddis 2nite. made fundy hubbie-cuzin miteT in-ter-S-ted N mi deezert.

tip for dining out:
..... When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.

if yer goin 2 a movie:
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

driving manners:
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

Lastly, remember: It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. Leave yur beer in da car.

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