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Date Posted: 22:36:55 09/13/02 Fri
Author: author's post
Subject: Re: dori and her friend lord byron
In reply to: laugh track 's message, "Re: dori and her delete button - again" on 19:34:13 09/13/02 Fri

dori
In Response To Gerry
Tuesday September 3, 2002 at 19:06

�I went back to the end of the forum and saw no post of mine using the words you quoted as mine, Gerry. It was Murray and minder's fight, not mine.
I'm choosing you to post my farewell to. It appears I am not really welcome at this site by non-believers OR Christians and I have a lot of things I need to be getting done. Murray's and your treatment of minder was uncalled for and very saddening to me. I no longer wish to participate on a forum with Christians who are so judgmental. Maybe I'll see you at my forum one of these days. You never did let me know if my answers were correct to your quiz. I wish you well, Gerry. God bless!
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"God Bless Gerry! Fur sure. Fur sure. Oh! Gerry! You very, very lucky man. Just think; YOU, of all the local warm bodies, were chosen by an angel of light to be the fortunate one who doris made her regularly scheduled FAKE FAREWELL ANNOUNCEMENT to. Oh! The graciousness of her sweetness. Sola got one two weeks ago. It lasted three whole hours before the banshee-babe, dori was back in style; but with a new handle � ah, yes, doing what doris does better than the best�..being a bung hole. No one but no one can be a bung hole like doris. Bless her dark hort.

Did someone's treatment REALLY "sadden you" Doris, you faker (Hope I spelled dat right!)

READ (this is what dorus-ma-gurkus wants us to say!):

"OH Doris We LUV You! Hon. Hon. Hon. Pleeeeezs don't go, hon. You are the bees knees! You are like the mold on a shower curtain, that grows on us! We love you more than ice scream it's self. I scream. U scream. EVERYbody screams at doris....hum, I THOUGHT that was gunna rhyme. The point was, hon, you make us ALL SCREAM! With chocolate sauce, nuts, and a banana in your ear, and a cherry on top!

Oh PLEEEEEZE Doris. STAY! Have Mercy on us! Whooz gunna gossip, nag us and disrupt our conversations? No one can do it like U�..hon. wink. Grin. Smile. Double winkie, blinkie, and nod. We really didn't mean it (fingers crossed, toes crossed). We LOVE your snotty manipulations. We were just wondering when we could have some more of them. Right gang? Oh, common Ten Megs, give dori a huggie for auntie Connieee.

Your snot has become such an institution to of all of us on the forums you frequent. In fact when you are NOT here we eat BOILED OKRA JUST TO REMEMBER YOU By! Oh! PLEEEEEEZE slime us with your holy SNOT, doris. More slime. More slime. There's no slime like dori's slime.....RIGHT? Coinky?

WE (common everyone join in with me....let's express our feeeeelings for dori. She needs us now in her time of neeeeed!), as WE were just telling her that we love your hypocrisy, your snippy ways, your lies, your games, your sniveling put-on phony suck-ups. Cold noses in our cracks becomes acceptable after all these years. Besides we know of no one else who does the nose in the crack- routine quite like doris can. Nor who WANTS too.

We NEVER, did you hear us? NEVER can see RIGHT through your baloney. We love your face.....ALL TWENTY OF THEM! What's more, we even like your two hundred chins.

Who ever said that you have more Chins than a San Francisco phone book.....eh! WHAT do they know! Smootch. Wink. Grin. Hon. Common, won�t you stay and disrupt the forum for us? We don�t know anyone who is as unpleasant and ugly spirited as YOU, dori, hon. THAT is why you have made such an impression on saints and sinners alike.

You just have a knack.

Knack. Knack.

Who's there?

Doris!

Doris who?

Doris slammed on her tail. Ouch!

�..and we were going to tell her not to let it clobber her on her ample rump as she left!"

To funny, eh sweetie? LOL grin ;-)

God Bless."

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