Oh hell - if you got "any Takers" on a cock that huge would be admitting one had a HUGE whippersnapper. LMAO. Way I look at it - if it's too big - ya can only just look at it and that ain't really all that much fun. As the saying goes "it's all in how you use it" or "over a mouthful's a waste" Course little "petes" and tiny "teets" made those lines up...but they got a bit of truth to 'em. YAH - hahaha. Basically what it all comes down to is "the search for that *PERFECT PETER*." I think I've seen one or two before. Could stand to see a couple more......*sizzle POP*. -- The Most Lusted Lusts

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Subject: Oh hell - if you got "any Takers" on a cock that huge would be admitting one had a HUGE whippersnapper. LMAO. Way I look at it - if it's too big - ya can only just look at it and that ain't really all that much fun. As the saying goes "it's all in how you use it" or "over a mouthful's a waste" Course little "petes" and tiny "teets" made those lines up...but they got a bit of truth to 'em. YAH - hahaha. Basically what it all comes down to is "the search for that *PERFECT PETER*." I think I've seen one or two before. Could stand to see a couple more......*sizzle POP*.

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Connie F

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Date Posted: 21:28:21 01/27/05 Thu
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In reply to: May 's message, "Maybe we should mark off the inches on our hands up to our wrists (just to be on the safe side and we can measure it all). Seems to me that that is the gentlest way to measure. *wink*. If there's any most of the way up to the elbow, though, I may just want to pass that one on. Any takers?" on 11:20:45 01/27/05 Thu

>>It's been the month from HELL & I'm glad it's almost
>>over! My Dear Uncle Kenny passed away last week, my
>>former neighbor passed away yesterday, the Dr. removed
>>a toenail (talk about f@#%in' pain! (thank God for
>>Demerol!) I'm going for carpal tunnel tests, I thought
>>I was pregnant, I'm not (sadly), the mamogram came out
>>clear (WHEW!), my emails have been bouncing like a bad
>>friggin' check & I'm ready to tell my boss to kiss my
>>ass! So far...THIS YEAR REALLY SUCKS! I can't go to
>>Cali. Where in the middle are we meeting & I like the
>>title "Department of Internal Crotch Kare" otherwise
>>know as D.I.C.K. INSPECTORS! That title works for
>>me...My job title is "The Head Supervisor" how 'bout
>>yous? LMAO Connie can be the "Shaft Inspector" "snort"
>> lol It'll be great....just you wait!

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WADDYAMEAN...TOO BIG!???! TAINT NO SUCH THING AS "TOO BIG" !! GIRL!!!YOU MUST BE CRAZY! LMAO! (too big...really! <rolling eyes> **SLOORPP!**)

Author:
gee, guess who! lol
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Date Posted: 22:13:06 01/28/05 Fri
Author Host/IP: sstream26.cisp.com/208.252.179.26

>>>It's been the month from HELL & I'm glad it's almost
>>>over! My Dear Uncle Kenny passed away last week, my
>>>former neighbor passed away yesterday, the Dr.
>removed
>>>a toenail (talk about f@#%in' pain! (thank God for
>>>Demerol!) I'm going for carpal tunnel tests, I
>thought
>>>I was pregnant, I'm not (sadly), the mamogram came
>out
>>>clear (WHEW!), my emails have been bouncing like a
>bad
>>>friggin' check & I'm ready to tell my boss to kiss my
>>>ass! So far...THIS YEAR REALLY SUCKS! I can't go to
>>>Cali. Where in the middle are we meeting & I like the
>>>title "Department of Internal Crotch Kare" otherwise
>>>know as D.I.C.K. INSPECTORS! That title works for
>>>me...My job title is "The Head Supervisor" how 'bout
>>>yous? LMAO Connie can be the "Shaft Inspector"
>"snort"
>>> lol It'll be great....just you wait!

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[> [> [> [> Subject: OH YES THERE IS!!!! LOL

Author:
Connie F
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Date Posted: 23:10:04 01/28/05 Fri
Author Host/IP: cache-rtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com/152.163.100.196

>>>>It's been the month from HELL & I'm glad it's almost
>>>>over! My Dear Uncle Kenny passed away last week, my
>>>>former neighbor passed away yesterday, the Dr.
>>removed
>>>>a toenail (talk about f@#%in' pain! (thank God for
>>>>Demerol!) I'm going for carpal tunnel tests, I
>>thought
>>>>I was pregnant, I'm not (sadly), the mamogram came
>>out
>>>>clear (WHEW!), my emails have been bouncing like a
>>bad
>>>>friggin' check & I'm ready to tell my boss to kiss
>my
>>>>ass! So far...THIS YEAR REALLY SUCKS! I can't go to
>>>>Cali. Where in the middle are we meeting & I like
>the
>>>>title "Department of Internal Crotch Kare" otherwise
>>>>know as D.I.C.K. INSPECTORS! That title works for
>>>>me...My job title is "The Head Supervisor" how 'bout
>>>>yous? LMAO Connie can be the "Shaft Inspector"
>>"snort"
>>>> lol It'll be great....just you wait!

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[> [> [> [> [> Subject: I saw one so large one time, I told the guy never to see a virgin. Needed something bigger than a ruler -- and I ain't just talking length, either!

Author:
May
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Date Posted: 14:02:37 01/31/05 Mon
Author Host/IP: ca01-ch03-bl03.accel.atl.earthlink.net/207.69.140.21

>>>>>It's been the month from HELL & I'm glad it's
>almost
>>>>>over! My Dear Uncle Kenny passed away last week, my
>>>>>former neighbor passed away yesterday, the Dr.
>>>removed
>>>>>a toenail (talk about f@#%in' pain! (thank God for
>>>>>Demerol!) I'm going for carpal tunnel tests, I
>>>thought
>>>>>I was pregnant, I'm not (sadly), the mamogram came
>>>out
>>>>>clear (WHEW!), my emails have been bouncing like a
>>>bad
>>>>>friggin' check & I'm ready to tell my boss to kiss
>>my
>>>>>ass! So far...THIS YEAR REALLY SUCKS! I can't go to
>>>>>Cali. Where in the middle are we meeting & I like
>>the
>>>>>title "Department of Internal Crotch Kare"
>otherwise
>>>>>know as D.I.C.K. INSPECTORS! That title works for
>>>>>me...My job title is "The Head Supervisor" how
>'bout
>>>>>yous? LMAO Connie can be the "Shaft Inspector"
>>>"snort"
>>>>> lol It'll be great....just you wait!

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I saw a movie one time...(yeah, one time..sure! lol) ANYWAY!!! this guy looked like he had an elephants trunk attached to his body! I thought...GOOD GAWD! That teenie oriental woman MUST BE CRAZY!! Jim & I never laughed so hard! lol Someday I'll have to tell ya the whole story...it's enought ta pee yer pants...really! lol

Author:
cathy
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Date Posted: 21:26:29 01/31/05 Mon
Author Host/IP: sstream23.cisp.cc/208.252.179.23

>>>>>>It's been the month from HELL & I'm glad it's
>>almost
>>>>>>over! My Dear Uncle Kenny passed away last week,
>my
>>>>>>former neighbor passed away yesterday, the Dr.
>>>>removed
>>>>>>a toenail (talk about f@#%in' pain! (thank God for
>>>>>>Demerol!) I'm going for carpal tunnel tests, I
>>>>thought
>>>>>>I was pregnant, I'm not (sadly), the mamogram came
>>>>out
>>>>>>clear (WHEW!), my emails have been bouncing like a
>>>>bad
>>>>>>friggin' check & I'm ready to tell my boss to kiss
>>>my
>>>>>>ass! So far...THIS YEAR REALLY SUCKS! I can't go
>to
>>>>>>Cali. Where in the middle are we meeting & I like
>>>the
>>>>>>title "Department of Internal Crotch Kare"
>>otherwise
>>>>>>know as D.I.C.K. INSPECTORS! That title works for
>>>>>>me...My job title is "The Head Supervisor" how
>>'bout
>>>>>>yous? LMAO Connie can be the "Shaft Inspector"
>>>>"snort"
>>>>>> lol It'll be great....just you wait!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Sounds like a bedtime story you'll have to tell me on one of our road trips! LOL

Author:
Connie F
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Date Posted: 23:05:13 01/31/05 Mon
Author Host/IP: cache-mtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com/64.12.116.196

>>>>>>>It's been the month from HELL & I'm glad it's
>>>almost
>>>>>>>over! My Dear Uncle Kenny passed away last week,
>>my
>>>>>>>former neighbor passed away yesterday, the Dr.
>>>>>removed
>>>>>>>a toenail (talk about f@#%in' pain! (thank God
>for
>>>>>>>Demerol!) I'm going for carpal tunnel tests, I
>>>>>thought
>>>>>>>I was pregnant, I'm not (sadly), the mamogram
>came
>>>>>out
>>>>>>>clear (WHEW!), my emails have been bouncing like
>a
>>>>>bad
>>>>>>>friggin' check & I'm ready to tell my boss to
>kiss
>>>>my
>>>>>>>ass! So far...THIS YEAR REALLY SUCKS! I can't go
>>to
>>>>>>>Cali. Where in the middle are we meeting & I like
>>>>the
>>>>>>>title "Department of Internal Crotch Kare"
>>>otherwise
>>>>>>>know as D.I.C.K. INSPECTORS! That title works for
>>>>>>>me...My job title is "The Head Supervisor" how
>>>'bout
>>>>>>>yous? LMAO Connie can be the "Shaft Inspector"
>>>>>"snort"
>>>>>>> lol It'll be great....just you wait!

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