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Subject: Re: Court Verdict Due


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Date Posted: 16:55:46 01/08/12 Sun
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In reply to: Ray 's message, "Court Verdict Due" on 16:03:59 01/05/12 Thu
 >This is only an observation viewpoint - don't feel
>tempted to reply because of your Malaysian
>censorship/publication laws.

Hi All!

Though we are all pushing sixties into the seventies (no pun intended); donno who amongst us likes a rear job or be reared!

But with age will come new problems and challenges ...
which are exemplified by the little story I picked for you.

And it goes thus ...

I went to the bar last night, I noticed this old boy about 65-70 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said: "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"

And he said: "I want to go home but I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"

HSS
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