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Date Posted: 12:05:15 11/24/07 Sat
Author Host/IP: r220-101-160-89.cpe.unwired.net.au/220.101.160.89
In reply to:
klang wizard
's message, "Re: The Stone picks up a bug" on 08:38:37 11/24/07 Sat
At our age, romance is not cost efficient; attachment is
>too pricely. There is no free romance , except in
>James Bond movies. At point of purchase, it devalues
>and depreciates.Look at the divident yield for the
>effort.
>
>My friend, philosophy from Down Under, or Above North,
>may appear to work in reverse, but follow similar
>principles!
OK - point taken! In this case, in order for 'romance to be cost efficient', perhaps we Apeks can only be capable of achieving orgasm in the GP's surgery?
Baffled? Read the following case study.........
APEK SEX FUNCTION EVALUATION
A Klang couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a GP's office.
The GP asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The Doctor (our Klang Wizard, no doubt) raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the GP says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanks them for coming, he charges them MR$50, wishes them good luck, and he says good-bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the GP to watch again.
The GP is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.
Finally, after 6 weeks of this routine, the GP says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Klang Rest House charges MR$80. The K.L Hilton charges $339.
We do it here in your office for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
Do I see a long line of Apek patients already congregating at the Klang Wizard's Dispensary?
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