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Subject: A foul on a fowl


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Rack's_teddy_bear

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Date Posted: Wed, Dec 08 2004, 1:55:15 pm PST

The cat-flap on the backdoor, once the sole use of MissKittyfantastico, swings open. Through which emerges not a cat, but a small brown teddy bear. One of the Turkeys dressed in a rather fetching Santa outfit turns its attention from the jar of chickens’ feet that it had been ogling for the past few minutes towards the new arrival. “That’s an odd looking thing” thinks the turkey and returns to the chicken feet.
The teddy bear suddenly runs and jumps on the back of the turkey and proceeds to ride it much as a cowboy would a wild stallion. The turkey runs frantically to and fro making a most horrendous gobbling sound. Eventually the turkey manages to jettison the unwanted jockey and send the troublesome bear flying into the darkness ‘neath the stairs…



‘fraid its just a quick post as Rack say that I can decorate our tree!!


Almond: You could always have a look and see if you can get a VHS “Queen of the Damned” on eBay. I think Rack buys more stuff of eBay than from “normal” shops. He got some of those “Warlock” books a couple of months back and I think he’s planning on reading them when he finishes his current book.

Kung Fu: You can always swap with me if you want to stay somewhere cold for Christmas. Teddy bears prefer to be warm!! Good luck with life outside the Army. Think you said that you were going to University ~ just be a better student that a certain warlock was.


Quick waves to all, including the MIA Lionhunter.

Don’t forget the new “Ghost of Albion” is available to view now


C-YA

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