LEGAL NOTICE #2: SUBPEONA -- Godawful Fan Fiction

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Date Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:44:43
Author: KJ'S LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE
Subject: LEGAL NOTICE #2: SUBPEONA

DUE TO YOUR FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH MY PREVIOUS REQUEST I WILL NOW SERVE YOU WITH A SUBPEONA. IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.

YOU ARE ORDERED TO RETURN THE HAIKUS AT ONCE.

YOU ARE FURTHER ORDERED TO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CLIENT KJ.

GERALDO WONG, ESQ.

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Replies:

You spelled subpoena wrong (NT) -- Snorkle, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:54:40
- Bwahahaha! Fuckwit troll... (NT) -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:02:56
Oh great and powerful Site Guru. Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, believe me I know, but references to us fucking dogs/gargoyles/or putting excrements in female sexual organs can't be considered as slightly off-topic. It's slightly like stalking. She's bent on bring down this AnneRose and the author. (NT) -- Snorkle, who is merely speaking her mind, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:22:36
- If it was one of the lady gargoyles from that disney cartoon I would f*** 'em. -- King Doom, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:26:23
  - I believe the message was "YOU LIKE IT WHEN GARGOILES RAPE YOUR NOSTRILS FUCKING WHORE ANNEROSE" Spelled exactly like that. (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:29:58
    - Yeah, she said that in a reply to me. Reminds me the song 'Brave Sir Robin's' minstrels sang to him in the Holy Grail. (NT) -- Anne Rose's Liver aka Gloria, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:42:43
      - I never got to grab dibbs on a part of the body... can I be the middle finger! (NT) -- AnneSnorkleRose, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:53:04
        Sure! Which hand? (NT) -- Anne Rose's Liver, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:06:34
        I'm going for the right, I always use my right hand when flipping people off (NT) -- Anne SnorkleRose aka Her Middle Finger, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:10:45
        *the bellybutton snickers* (NT) -- Anne Waiter, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:35:35
  - And how many times in a day do you hear _that_? ^_^ -- Rosewood, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:25:20
Oh, God, this is tragic. This is the most unconvincing sock-puppetry I've ever witnessed. -- Asp, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 21:54:01
Let me give you a little legal advice of my own... -- Squirrelly, former court clerk, current court reporter, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 22:49:44
- fuck you Squirrelly you dont know what you are talking about -- KJ, Sun, Nov 16 2003, 0:37:48
But that's a post. And you didn't serve it, you posted it. And I don't think you sent a copy to the proper legal offices And how do you return a haiku? . . . Fapfapfap!! (NT) -- roseshark, Sat, Nov 15 2003, 23:45:20

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