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Date Posted: 19:43:57 05/30/03 Fri
Author: Surf
Subject: Top 10 Reasons why Surf should be the next Big Talker.

This arrived in my email and just to show that I have a sense of humor (and the ability to track this bastard down and shoot him in the kneecap) I will post it here.


Top Ten Reasons Why Surf Should Be The Next Big Talker.

10. We’ll finally know who’s going to sit on the Dunk Tank at KTC 4.

9. Weekend slot fits into his work release program.

8. Likes Friday With Frank, Saturday With Sinatra, and Sunday With Sinatra but wishes Sid took more phone calls.

7. Actually met Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck.

6. Knows how to spell S M E R C O N I S H, but still doesn’t know what it means.

5. Surf’s eclectic style will appeal to such diverse sponsors as Thomas Jewelers, mental health clinics and those herbal products that make certain parts of your body bigger.

4. Will excel at waxing all those leased company cars from Keenan Motors and Otto's BMW.

3. Watch how fast all those anti-WPHT posts on "The Wall" get deleted.

2. Will take Rollye James and Grace Blazer to Denny's hoping to "get lucky." However, thinks that means they will pick up the check.

And the Number 1 reason Surf should be the next Big Talker is...

We can finally trash him on a website! (I can hear the parodies now.)

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[> Why Surf -- Suzanne, 13:51:00 06/02/03 Mon

This is a panic. Who is the author? Very, very funny!


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[> [> It's thinned down a bit ... I left out
Has picture of Lynn Doyle's face pasted over tattered mid 70s poster of Farrah Fawcett in bedroom. -- Surf - I cannot divulge the author until he/she is prosecuted., 18:48:05 06/02/03 Mon


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[> I believe even Surf, with the way he routinely mangles the English language, would have been an improvement over those sorry SOB's they forked up as finalists in the contest. They'll probably give the shot to the WHAT wannabe for the sake of "diversity." Either him, or the annoyingly thick Philly accented yenta. -- Satellite Radio Fan, 12:50:37 06/22/03 Sun


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