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Subject: Cure For Aches Author: Sandegar A.M.M. of HH [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 07:59:18 07/08/06 Sat Cure For Aches If your head, your stomach, your teeth, if any of them ache, just take some of the miraculous new Cure for Aches! Ingredients: Sunflower Seeds Ivy Leaves Cress Stems Daisy Petals Dandelion Sap Water Honey Method: 1) Boil your water in a large cauldron. 2) Add the Dandelion Sap. 3) Crush the Sunflower Seeds, Ivy Leaves, Cress Stems and Daisy Petals together, squeezing the water out so they are flat, squishy mulch. 4) Add the flat, squishy mulch to the cauldron, where the water and the Dandelion Sap should be boiling. 5) Add Honey to sweeten the mixture, then stir, un-clumping the flat, squishy mulch, then add Honey again. 6) Take a bowlful of the concoction and drink it, and make sure you take in the clumps of flat, squishy mulch. Your ache should be better now, because you've been concentrating so hard on making the cure, and because the final potion was disgusting! If not, lie down and call the doctor. Compiled by Sandegar Arrowhawk Meadowwar Mountainfighter of Happy Horrors [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]