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Subject: A Cure for Loneliness

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Tom Fieldmouse of AA

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Date Posted: 20:45:31 08/26/06 Sat

Name: Tom Fieldmouse
Dorm: Active Array (AA)
Illness: Loneliness
Symptoms: Sadness, quietness, not having anybeast to talk to or hang out with...
Cures: Get a stuffed animal to hang out with! They make great friends that will never betray you, and they provide a constantly listening ear for you to talk to. Not to mention, you can go on all sorts of adventures! Pirate ships, tropical islands, cold blizzards, evil vermin... I, for one, have seen them all with my stuffed pal Riddle. :D So just ask Mother Mellus to make you one, or any of the other Elders, and then have fun with your new friend! :)

Illness: Too Talkative Mouth
Symptoms: Beasts cover their ears when you come around, you are constantly being called "jabber" or "blabber-mouth", your jaw tends to get very sore at night...
Cures: A spoon of peanut butter!

Illness: Insanity
Symptoms: Constantly shouting about taking over the world, referring to other beasts as "minion" or "nemesis" or even "hey you with the hat!"
Cures:

1. A good dunking in the Abbey Pond
2. Exposure to pure tomato
3. A whack between the ears
4. Cheese. Believe it or not, it is the ultimate re-sanityfier.

Hope those are good!

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