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Cure for Bilgy Bottom

Author:
Kirkle of Clever Clan

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Date Posted: 22:52:21 12/19/06 Tue

You'll need:
-a bowl of honey
-lots of dock leaves
-a flagon of cold water
-several rose petals

First, crush the dock leaves into a powder. Now pour the powder into the bowl of honey. Stir this vigorously. Now put the rose petals into the flagon of water. Let them sit for 1-2 hours. Now dump the honey/dock leaf concoction into the flagon. Shake the water jug, and give to patient! Wait 15-30 minutes before feeding patient any other food.

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