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Subject: A cure for stuff

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Hollister Willowstrike of the NK! (happy)

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Date Posted: 17:29:54 04/02/07 Mon

A cure for bad breath

Go to Sister May's medicine cabinet. Snatch as many mint and green leaves as you can. Then, go to the Kitchens. As the Friar for a big bowl, a piece of wood, and mint powder. Run to the abbey pond, where no one can see you and mix the leaves and powder together in the bowl. Drink it up. You'd taste mint in your mouth. Talk to one of your dibbun friends. Now they don't have to cringe whenever you speak!

A cure for a bad fur day:

When you wake up, make sure no one is awake and sneak to the orchard. Run to the tree where there's a honey comb. Drive away the bees with the nectar spray you got(stole) from Sister May. The bees will be attracted to the scent and leave their comb. Reach inside for three pawfuls of honey. Run to the abbey pond where you can see your reflection. Apply the sticky honey on your fur until the fur is stuck to the flesh. Now you will be delicious, sticky, and glamorous!

Hollister of the NK!

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