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Subject: A cure for....

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Hollister of the NK Dorm

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Date Posted: 02:50:41 04/03/07 Tue

~Cleanliness:

Step 1: Ask a dibbun friend to tie your paws together. Tell him/her to make it tight enough for you to not snap it into halves. Don't tell him/her to make it very tight (tighteness will leave your paws vewwy sore and purple)

Step 2: Run to the biggest mud puddle you've ever seen and jump on it. (If you can't, tell your dibbun friend to do it)

Step 3: Roll around dirt until body is covered in mud.

Step 4: Run into Dorm and try to avoid any elders

~Being mean:

Step 1: Empty mind of every mean thing you've ever seen or done throughout your life

Step 2: Watch a nice movie. Involving of rainbows, unicorns, and everything nice.

Step 3: Watch the movie Titanic every 3 hours to cleanse your soul of the evil lurking underneath your flesh. (If you don't have the movie, just try to eat some candied chestnuts)

~Keeping the Anger locked up in a bottle inside you:

1.) If victim is getting bullied, buy a doll and force out your anger by punching it whenever you feel mad.

2.) If punching a doll doesn't work, make a drawing stating of what you feel. Ex. A big mean monster eating the bully

3.) Watch some funny movies and hope the anger will go away (author recommended)

~Car sickness:

This doesn't cure being carsick but it sure helps you to not puke whenever you go on a carride.

1.) Read a book, or anything that will keep your eyes busy.
(Reading a book is nice)

2.) When eyes are getting tired and stomach is getting to up-chuck, close your tired eyes and rest

~Being funny

1.) have friend hit you all the time whenever you crack up a joke

~Stage fright:

1.) Imagine everyone in their underwear

If it doesn't work, paint a funny picture small enough to fit in your pocket and look at it everytime you get frightened.

~Shyness

1.) Have friend embarrass you in front of everyone when you least expect it. You'll get so mad that the shyness will go away as you strangle your friend

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