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Subject: Lots of Cures


Author:
Hollister (NK)
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Date Posted: 18:58:02 04/09/07 Mon

CURE FOR A NASTY CUT (Dibbun Style)
- Take 1 Ginger and 1 Garlic
- Throw the both in a bowl
- Pour Salt Water in the Bowl
- Stir
- Take one cloth and dip it in the bowl
- Place it on the cut
(It may sting a wee bit but it helps)

CURE FOR SLEEPINESS (Dibbuness)

-Take one gallon of ice
-Wrap a big towel around it
-Place it on your eyes to keep them from drooping

Head to the Kitchen

-Grab a cool glass of Strawberry Cordial
-Drink it up
-It may give you a brainfreeze, but it means that it's working
-When eyes start to get droopy, apply the bad and the cordial.
(If the cordial runs out and the icebag melts....)
-Imagine having to take baths and never play again

Cure for a mean cough
-Eat 12 lemons
(For more fun, squeeze the lemons in a glass and apply sugar to make lemonade)

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