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Subject: Many Cures Author: Stoakly Centurio [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:26:04 04/11/07 Wed Cure for too hyper dibbun ----------------------------------------------------------- 1 Cup of Bubbly Add half cup of milk Add half cup of veggies (carrots or broccoli) Stir together for 3 minutes Insert into the mouth with a spoon, small sips!! Spin around twice AND BOOM! You'll be non-hyper. Cure for Laziness ----------------------------------------------------------- 1 cup of Bubbly Half a cup of Spazz Juice And someone screaming "HEY!! GET OFF YOUR HINEY AND WORK!!!!" Cure for Sore Footpaw ----------------------------------------------------------- Three packets of Moss A bandage Wrap bandage around footpaw Tape/glue moss to bandage Three cups of cold water Pour cold water over footpaw A cup of warm water Pour warm water over footpaw Take bandage off Cure for Hiccups ----------------------------------------------------------- Lay down on bed. Drink cold water with a straw. Hold your throat and spit water back into the cup. Repeat three times Get up and you're good! Cure for Abnormally long nails ----------------------------------------------------------- Clipper CLIP THEM OFF!! xD Cure for Zits ----------------------------------------------------------- Shampoo Water Paws Brush Cupful of water Mix with pawful of shampoo Stir with brush Rub brush against zit Repeat two more times Voila! Cure for Strep Throat ----------------------------------------------------------- Fluids (Water mainly, with a few juices) Bed rest NO PILLS OR MEDICATION Sleep Drink water with sugar Drink Apple/Orange/Passion Fruit Juice Sleep more Wake up, strep throat gone. Cure for hunger ----------------------------------------------------------- Eat food. Cure for lameness ----------------------------------------------------------- Sunglasses Music Dance Skills Go to park. Turn on loud music Dance. Repeat twice Three times a day For a week Finally, you'll be cool again. xD Cure for Boredom ----------------------------------------------------------- Go to Book store Purchase Redwall: Friends & Foes Take Quiz Cure for Bordedom (2) ----------------------------------------------------------- Go to DAB PM Stoakly Centurio Tell him he's awesome Recieve compliments in 20 minutes Thank him. Begin friendship. xD Cure for Bordedom (3) ----------------------------------------------------------- Go to carpet Lay on back Lean back as far as you can and place legs up in air Pretend you're an astronaut xD!! Cure for smelly shoes ----------------------------------------------------------- Place sedetives in shoes Place water in shoes Put shoes on Take shoes off Dry off your feet and shoes Smell and enjoy Cure for Tillee's Stick ----------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Stoakly is working very hard on this, but it seems there is none. The wild Tillee is a great animal, but with the stick, it can be very dangerous and VERY painful. Cure for Tillee's Wrath ----------------------------------------------------------- Give hedgehog (Tillee) chocolate Repeat a billion times Wait for him to fall asleep. Run away Cure for Headache ----------------------------------------------------------- Tea Rasin Cookies Drink tea Eat cookies Dance Cure for Stoakly's false cures ----------------------------------------------------------- Give Stoakly a billion dollars and a box of chocolates Leave him alone Cure for Bad Dance Partner ----------------------------------------------------------- Step on footpaws until he/she quits Name: Stoakly Centurio Dorm: AA [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]