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Cures

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Tysharm

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Date Posted: 00:01:49 04/17/07 Tue

Depressed Dibbun
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Give Dibbun one (1) beaker of purple pupple fizz.
Wait 5 minutes.
After 5 minutes are up, give Dibbun cold nettle water.
If the dibbun is still depressed, have five (5) other dibbuns pour water from pond onto his head.

The Week Fever of Doom
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Give patient bedrest, and lots of it.
Keep wrapped in warm blanket, with wet towel on head. Keep the towel damp.
Make a soup of ranks, and clover. 4 leaf if serious, but 3 leaf will do in most cases.
Give soup to patient.
If the patient is still sick, make more soup, and make sure it is 4 leaf clover.

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