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Subject: Green because your stomach hurts? Have a hare that's too hungry beside you? Need to stop a scratch from bleeding? Here are the cures you need.

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Cetera, a Wicked Wastrel

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Date Posted: 21:46:16 09/14/05 Wed

For Greeness, caused by Stomachache:
Drink a bit of ginger-mint tea or chew on a pawful of ginger or mint.

For Hungry hares(or Vermin): (WARNING: May cause nausea. Make sure hare is not ravenous, or he/she may become sick. May endanger healer with perilous, angry hare.)
Combine the yuckiest food or drink you can think of with mud and place one live worm in side. Offer to hare. If hare attempts to eat it, he will 1) Discover the worm when it wriggles, 2) Pay no attention to it. If he does this, wait a moment, but not until he swallows it, and tell him there's a worm in the food. If he doesn't try to eat it, throw it away. By now, the hare should be sufficiently "Eww!-ed" to stop eating.

How to stop Bleeding:
1. Find a clean, smooth leaf of a non-poisonous plant.
2. Pick leaf.
3. Place leaf on bleeding scratch and apply pressure.
Repeat all steps if it is not successful the first time.

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