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Subject: Cures for just about anything

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Date Posted: 02:22:41 09/18/05 Sun

Cure for being chased by an angry swarm of bees:
Requirements: A lake
Remedy: Go jump in a lake (no, really)

Cure for bee stings:
Requirements: bankmud and dock leaves
Remedy: Slap bankmud on it and wrap it in dockleaves.

Cures for Frustration:
Requirements: a pillow
Remedy:
(1.)Hurt somebody
(2.)Throw your pillow out the window

Cure for Boredom:
Requirements: a lake
Remedy: jump off a window into the pond with no parachute(has't been tested yet)

Cure for Glumness:
Requirements: a feather
Remedy: take a feather and tickle yourself silly (hasn't been tested on animals yet....hey wait a minute....)

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