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Subject: Cures

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Shaiala of the Laughing Lot

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Date Posted: 02:16:41 04/02/05 Sat

Cure for bath shcok (also known as mellusitis)
This must be done fast! Heat up some melted chcolate in a pan, then add milk and give to victim. If victim has already lost conciusness, this is bad! Go find a dibbun with a really loud voice and yell in their ear. Then give them hot chocolate. If no chocolate is a vailable, then use strawberry fizz when it's ice cold, or a few canded chestnuts.

mellusitis is a more deadly kind of bath shock.

Cure for school induced boredom
1: Sneak some candied chestnuts into the room and hand them out.
2: conspire with your classmates as to how to make the teacher miserable
3: make the teacher miserable
4: If all else fails, talkreallysuperfastlikethis and collapse from lack of oxygen, like I keep doing

Cure for eating too much food
Drink some peppermint cordial and then put a hot water bottle on your tummy to get rid of the ache while you're asleep. Don't fall on your stomach or lay on it coz that will make you throw up.

Cure for being an April Fool's victim
Go prank whoever pranked you back!

Cure for getting injured on April Fools
Get the injury seen to, then go prank that person back!

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