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Subject: Cures

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Shaiala of LL

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Date Posted: 09:58:24 04/03/05 Sun

Cure for VERY bad acne:
put lemon juice alll ove rthe affcted area, then where ther's really big pimples, put bicarbonate of soda on them.

Cure for Ant bites
put a paste of bicarbonate of soda and water on it

Cure for a sore throat
put some honey in warm water and drink it

cure for Hangover
put the person in a dark room and give them knockout drops

cure for not eating enough
get a hare to forcefeed the siad dibbun

cure for eating too much
drink some mint tea then go eat lots of licorice and sit on the toilet all day long

Cure for elders-punishing-you-sitis
1conspire as to how to make the elder msieable
make the elder miserable
write kick me on a piece of paper and stick it to their tail
if it's skipper, pour hotroot soup down his back and put honey and feathers all over him
if all else fails, grab a pie and squish it in the abbot's face, then eat another one in a hiding place

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