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Subject: Cures involving chocolate (or if you're a chocoholic and want an excuse for eating so much chocolate)


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Shaiala the CHOCAHOLIC! CHOCAHOLICS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
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Date Posted: 10:15:36 04/03/05 Sun

Cure for depression:
eat chocolate

Cure for Bath Shock (or Mellusitis)
eat chocolate

Cure for Chocolate cravings:
eat chocolate

Cure for being bored:
pour hotroot soup down an elder's throat, run awya, then eat chocolate

Cure for loneliness:
Find some friends, starts a consiracy theory, and then eat chocolate

Cure for not-having-enough-sugar-sitis
eat chocolate

Cure for insomnia
eat chocolate

Cure for just about everything:
EAT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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