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Subject: cures for stuff

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Arrow

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Date Posted: 22:08:51 07/11/05 Mon

1.Are you a prissy little dibbun girl who likes to have baby smoothe fur? well here's an all natural concoction you can make in no time! you'll need:
aloe oil, sugar, and honey (yep. that's it!'

Mix two tablespoons of sugar with one tablespoon of honey. Mix it into a paste. Next add a teaspoon of aloe oil, mixing well. Aply to face, scrubbing slightly. The gritty sugar exfoliates, while the honey and aloe enriches skin wif vitamins. Leave on for 10 minutes before rinsing.

2: upset tummy

the best thing to do is to stop eatings. (obviously) now the next thing is to make something to settle your stomach. If you've eaten to much, take a long walk, then try this.
But some chamomile plant in a strainer and boil for five minutes straight. Leave it to strain s'more so that it's real strong. Ad a bid of sugar or honey if you must. Then sip, don't gulp, until it's all gone. avoid spicy, dairy, and fizzy foods for awhile after.

3:mouth sores

painfull things caused by to much candy and too little teeth brushing. Mix one heaping table spoon with a cup of warm water. Stir. Gargle over the spot. It might sting a little, but it's actually cleaning it out. Baby teething gels are also good, they numb it and stop the pain. (btw, don't swallow or you'll gag)

4: Muteness

do you have a friend that's mute? This will cure it! Repeatedly play the goofy goober theme song in your friends ear, with the button glued on play mode. They will either yell SHUT UP or sing along. how foolproof.

5: stinky footpaws

do you smell like bum? It might be your feet. Firstly, brave the soap and wash them. Next, rub some mint into your feet. If that don't work, soak in tomatoe juice for a half hour and rince.

6: bad breath

90% of bad breath is caused by build up at the back of your tongue. Be sure to brush as far back as possible wivout swallowing the toothbrush. If that doesn't work, suck on a mint before you go to see anybody.

Arrow redstreak, slippery sneaks

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