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Subject: Cure for Mosquito bites, Bee stings, etc.


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Vrie, Newbie Dorm
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Date Posted: 16:58:12 08/25/05 Thu

Ingredients: 1 large mud hole, 1 keg of Strawberry Fizz, 1 enormous bowl of ice cream (preferably chocolate), 1 large cake.

Roll in the mudhole until you are thoroughly caked in mud. This helps relieve itching and stinging. Shove the other stuff in your mouth at your leisure. This makes you hyper and gives you energy to escape the Elders that want to bathe the mud off of you.

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