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Subject: Cure for tummy-ache

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Vrie, Newbie dorm

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Date Posted: 17:19:25 08/25/05 Thu

Tummy-aches are a miserable feeling in the abdomen, often caused by the excess consumation of foods with high sugar content. Follow these simple steps to a full and swift recovery:
Translation:
Your stomach hurts because you ate too much junk food. Do this and you'll feel better:

Ingredients: Several slices of pineapple, a blanket, cold mint tea, a good pillow, a sheet (optional)

Go to the bathroom. (sounds silly, but it's a good idea)
Spread the blanket in the sun on the abbey lawn or in the shade of the orchard, whichever you prefer. Put the pillow on one end of the blanket. Eat the pineapple and tea slowly. (Pineapple aids digestion, and the tea is just refreshing.)
Stretch out on the blanket with your head on the pillow, and put the sheet over you if you want.
Sleep until you feel better.

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