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Subject: Cure for Warm Nettle Soup

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Ferntail Ambereye

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Date Posted: 00:29:15 12/08/03 Mon

Cure for Warm Nettle Soup(bleagh!)

2 glasses of cranberry juice
5 candied chestnuts
1 glass of water
1 friend to attack with your infirmary pillow
1 angry infirmary sister

First, drink the cranberry juice.

To get rid of the aftertaste fo the juice, eat the candied chestnuts.

To hide the smell of your breath because chestnuts aren't allowed in the infirmary, drink the water.

Now attack your friend with your infirmary pillow to infuriate the infirmary sister.

Allow the infirmary sister to kick you out of the infirmary and threaten to leave you ill and untreated for 'Disrupting our peaceful atmosphere.' That way she won't be able to give you any more soup.

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