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Subject: YEA THAT'S IT


Author:
Stacy
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Date Posted: 20:39:59 02/21/06 Tue
In reply to: Al R 's message, "Oh come onnnnnn" on 17:22:10 02/21/06 Tue

No actually I think my Mom wants to be in competition with me for attention. I go into the hospital... she goes in the hospital... I cough up blood... she breaks her foot.... LOL!!

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Cliff
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Date Posted: 23:50:45 02/22/06 Wed

Sounds like a "competition" I heard George Carlin talk about years ago. He was updating the audience on the standings in the "Comedians' Health Sweepstakes." He said, "I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, 2 to 1, but Richard leads me in burning yourself up, 1 to nothing." He went on to say, "Richard had a heart attack, so I decided I'd have one. Then Richard lit himself on fire, and I said, 'F*ck that, I'm having another heart attack!'"



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