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Subject: Stranded Scotchman


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Date Posted: 16:54:00 04/21/09 Tue


Stranded Scotchman




One day an Scotchman, who had been stranded on a deserted
island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.'

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out
even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a
black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and
zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead
gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Scotchman and said to him,
'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good
cigar?'

'Ten years,' replied the amazed Scotchman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof
pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a
fresh package of cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag.
'Faith and begorrah,' said the castaway, 'that is so good!
I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'

'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good
" Scotch Whiskey"? asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.'

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve,
unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask of scotch handed it
to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. ' 'Tis nectar
of the gods!' shouted the Scotchman. 'Tis truly
fantastic!!!'

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She
looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has
it been since you played around?'

With tears in his eyes, the Scotchman fell to his knees and
sobbed, 'OH MY! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!'

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