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Subject: At The Mall .....


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Date Posted: 12:48:01 11/19/09 Thu


Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We
decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;
knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
'Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

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