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Not so Dumb Blonde Joke!!!

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Anonymous

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Date Posted: 17:17:30 06/04/10 Fri

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at
the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

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Re: Not so Dumb Blonde Joke!!!	Anonymous	00:29:49 08/08/11 Mon