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| Subject: The Nut Shop .... ~Mr. Man~ | |
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Author: Anonymous |
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Date Posted: 12:36:37 04/30/08 Wed A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" "Yes?" replies the clerk. ! "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?" "Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound." "SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks, "Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?" "Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound." "SSIT ! tas pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout your pikanns?" "Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound." "Welp, Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose dhen." "All right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of pecans. Then the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk, "Sirr, I just wanna tay tank you fo not making fun of de way I talk, cauz I tan't hep it." The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me for that. I don't make fun of anybody. I don't know if you noticed but I have a rather large nose." The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze? I tought dat wuz your pecker since your nuts are so high." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |