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Subject: One for the ladies! "THE WASH CLOTH" ~Sugar Cookie

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Date Posted: 10:14:29 05/20/08 Tue

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes , hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one --- that was here by the sink ---

-it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

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LOL!! Sugar. Reminds me of the nightmare I had last week before my annual "checkup". I kept schooching up the table, and the Dr. just kept pulling me by the feet while saying over and over, "Where are you going?" (NT) Anonymous 02:28:13 05/21/08 Wed

Don�t remind me! My ritual smoosing is coming up. Hubby once asked "HOW BAD CAN IT BE?" I offered to lower the garage door on his BOYZ a few times. His face became a strange color of green that I had never witnessed before or since! (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:13:17 05/22/08 Thu

Signed~ Sugar Cookie (The thoughts of my mammo. made me loony for a minute!) (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:16:12 05/22/08 Thu

thanks for the reminder, I had to cancel my last appt. so this reminds me to call...ick..tiggerrrt (NT) Anonymous 10:26:06 05/22/08 Thu

Re: One for the ladies! "THE WASH CLOTH" ~Sugar Cookie Anonymous 04:17:29 05/24/08 Sat

Subject	Author	Date
LOL!! Sugar. Reminds me of the nightmare I had last week before my annual "checkup". I kept schooching up the table, and the Dr. just kept pulling me by the feet while saying over and over, "Where are you going?" (NT)	Anonymous	02:28:13 05/21/08 Wed
Don�t remind me! My ritual smoosing is coming up. Hubby once asked "HOW BAD CAN IT BE?" I offered to lower the garage door on his BOYZ a few times. His face became a strange color of green that I had never witnessed before or since! (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:13:17 05/22/08 Thu Signed~ Sugar Cookie (The thoughts of my mammo. made me loony for a minute!) (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:16:12 05/22/08 Thu

thanks for the reminder, I had to cancel my last appt. so this reminds me to call...ick..tiggerrrt (NT)	Anonymous	10:26:06 05/22/08 Thu


Re: One for the ladies! "THE WASH CLOTH" ~Sugar Cookie	Anonymous	04:17:29 05/24/08 Sat