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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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Date Posted: 17:29:38 09/14/08 Sun

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,

ask If They Want Fries with that

.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.

Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks,

Write 'For Marijuana' or even better.. 'to sa ve the world'

6. Finish All Your sentences with
'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk
and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,

with a serious face. but only if they have fat free ice.

9 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area

and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,

Scream 'I Won! I Won!' and when you get change from the soda machine yell 'JACKPOT'!! even when it's only a nickel

14 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' and when people ask what got loose tell them.. The butterflies!!! They are after me!!!!!!

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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I keep thinking I'm going to do the hair dryer one to see if I can get some of these clowns that use our road as a race track to slow down....~tiggerrrt (NT)	Anonymous	10:21:22 09/24/08 Wed