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| Subject: Fortune Cookies you won't see~tiggerrrt | |
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Date Posted: 11:32:19 09/26/08 Fri *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble One prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car Get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car Get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket Feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano Wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick Go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass Should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes Get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse Soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day Get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib But one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell Bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet Is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~* Man who live in glass house Should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well Often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church Sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different To midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Person who deletes this Has no humor!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Now send it to 1 or more people. Nothing will happen but 1 or more people laughing [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |